They Say I Have Two Major Flaws – Black Mug – Something About Listening

They Say I Have Two Major Flaws – Unisex T-Shirt – Something About Listening

Apparently, you have two major flaws.

Seems excessive.

But fine.

Let’s hear them.

1. I DON’T LISTEN.

2. SOMETHING ELSE.

Well…

That meeting was productive.

Celebrate selective hearing, questionable attention spans, and perfectly timed sarcasm with this They Say I Have Two Major Flaws Unisex T-Shirt, featuring the brilliantly simple joke:

THEY SAY I HAVE TWO MAJOR FLAWS:

1. I DON’T LISTEN

2. SOMETHING ELSE

It’s short.

It’s clever.

And technically…

You were warned about the second flaw.

You just weren’t paying attention.

Perfect for husbands, wives, coworkers, dads, friends, teenagers, professional daydreamers, chronic multitaskers, selective listeners, and anyone who has ever responded:

“Wait… what?”

approximately four seconds after someone finished talking.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious Two Major Flaws Design – A perfectly timed joke about not listening that delivers the punchline before anyone can repeat themselves.
• Made for Selective Listeners – Great for anyone whose attention occasionally leaves the conversation without notifying them.
• Classic Sarcastic Humor – Simple enough to understand instantly and relatable enough to earn plenty of knowing laughs.
• Classic Unisex Style – Easy to wear at work, parties, family gatherings, weekend outings, casual events, or anywhere people insist on talking to you.
• Instant Conversation Starter – Ironically, wearing it may cause more people to start conversations with you.
• Perfect Coworker Humor – Especially appropriate for meetings that probably could have been emails.
• Great Funny Gift – Perfect for birthdays, holidays, coworkers, spouses, siblings, friends, dads, and that person who never remembers what you just told them.

You’re sitting on the couch.

Your spouse:

“Can you pick up milk when you go to the store?”

You:

“Sure.”

“And bread.”

“Got it.”

“And eggs.”

“Yep.”

“And don’t forget we’re going to my parents’ house at six.”

“Absolutely.”

They stop.

Look at your shirt.

THEY SAY I HAVE TWO MAJOR FLAWS:

1. I DON’T LISTEN

2. SOMETHING ELSE

Spouse:

“What did I just say?”

You:

“Milk.”

“And?”

“Bread.”

“And?”

You stare into the distance.

“Something about… chickens?”

“Eggs.”

“Right. Eggs.”

“And?”

Long silence.

You:

“There was more?”

They point at your shirt.

You look down.

“Oh.”

Two hours later…

You return from the store.

Spouse:

“Did you get the milk?”

“Yes.”

“Bread?”

“Yes.”

“Eggs?”

You proudly hold them up.

They look impressed.

“And we’re leaving for my parents’ house in ten minutes.”

You freeze.

“Your parents?”

They stare at you.

You:

“Did you mention that?”

They slowly point toward your shirt.

You look down again.

1. I DON’T LISTEN.

You:

“In my defense…”

Spouse:

“No.”

“You haven’t heard my defense.”

“I don’t need to.”

You smile.

“NOW YOU’RE GETTING IT.”

Because nobody’s perfect.

Some people procrastinate.

Some people are stubborn.

Some people don’t listen.

And apparently…

There’s another flaw too.

You just can’t remember what it was.

THEY SAY I HAVE TWO MAJOR FLAWS.

Number one:

You don’t listen.

Number two:

WAIT… WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

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