📚🐐 “Wouldst Thou Like to Read Voraciously with Book Philip?” Unisex T-Shirt
Summon thy inner bookworm with this delightfully odd tee featuring Philip the Goat—storybook in hoof, reading to an enchanted circle of curious kiddos. Perfect for lovers of gothic whimsy, dark fairytales, and goats with impeccable taste in literature.
Why You’ll Love It:
🕯️ Enchanted Imagery – Phillip the Goat becomes your favorite bizarre librarian in this magical scene.
📖 Bookish & Bizarre – A hilarious twist on a dark classic, ideal for fans of folk horror and library humor.
👕 Cozy Cult Style – Unisex fit and soft fabric that reads as well as it wears.
🎁 Bewitching Gift – Great for lit lovers, horror fans, and anyone who’d gladly join a sinister storytime circle.
Tags:
Black Phillip Shirt, Book Lover Tee, Read Voraciously Shirt, Folk Horror T-Shirt, Creepy Cute Goat Shirt, Dark Academia Tee, Literary Humor Shirt, Unisex Gothic Shirt, Weird Book Club Merch
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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