Boy, Do I Hate Being Right All the Time – Unisex T-Shirt – Jurassic Classic

Boy, Do I Hate Being Right All the Time – Unisex T-Shirt – Jurassic Classic

Build dinosaur theme park.

Ignore mathematician.

Dinosaurs escape.

Mathematician:

“BOY, DO I HATE BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME.”

This hilarious Jurassic Park Unisex T-Shirt features the memorable line delivered by Dr. Ian Malcolm, the chaos-theory-loving mathematician played by Jeff Goldblum in Steven Spielberg’s 1993 dinosaur classic.

It’s the perfect shirt for Jurassic Park fans, movie buffs, dinosaur enthusiasts, science geeks, chaos theory fans, and anyone cursed with the terrible burden of being right…

Again.

And again.

And apparently…

ALL THE TIME.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic Jurassic Park Quote – Celebrate one of Ian Malcolm’s wonderfully sarcastic observations from the original 1993 movie.
• Perfect for Dr. Ian Malcolm Fans – Great for anyone who appreciates chaos theory, dry wit, black clothing, questionable theme-park planning, and Jeff Goldblum at maximum Goldblum.
• Made for Dinosaur Movie Lovers – Ideal for Jurassic Park fans, dinosaur enthusiasts, paleontology geeks, movie collectors, and anyone who still gets excited when they hear a distant T. rex roar.
• Science Meets Sarcasm – Because sometimes complicated mathematical predictions can be summarized as: “I told you so.”
• Maximum ’90s Movie Nostalgia – A fun throwback to one of the defining blockbuster adventures of the decade.
• Perfect Everyday Movie-Fan Humor – Wear it to movie nights, conventions, science events, museums, theme parks, or immediately after somebody ignores your advice and discovers you were correct.
• Great Gift for Annoyingly Correct People – Perfect for movie buffs, scientists, teachers, engineers, dinosaur fans, sarcastic friends, spouses, coworkers, and that person who never lets you forget they warned you.

Ian Malcolm:

Dinosaurs and humans probably shouldn’t be together.

Everyone else:

It’ll be fine.

Ian Malcolm:

This is a terrible idea.

Everyone else:

Look at our amazing dinosaur park!

Dinosaurs:

ESCAPE.

Ian Malcolm:

Well…

BOY, DO I HATE BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME.

Chaos theory?

Confirmed.

Common sense?

Apparently extinct.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

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Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
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