Shall We Play a Game? – Unisex T-Shirt – WarGames – Retro 80s Computer Movie

COMPUTER: ONLINE.

MODEM: CONNECTED.

GREEN TEXT: GLOWING.

PASSWORD: QUESTIONABLE.

ACCESS: SOMEHOW GRANTED.

GAME MENU: OPEN.

TEENAGER: CURIOUS.

COMPUTER: ALSO CURIOUS.

GLOBAL CONSEQUENCES: NOT YET UNDERSTOOD.

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

What could possibly go wrong?

The Shall We Play a Game? Unisex T-Shirt celebrates one of the most memorable computer-movie moments of the 1980s with the famous question rendered in a perfectly nostalgic retro 8-bit computer font.

Inspired by the 1983 tech thriller WarGames, this tee is made for people who remember when computers were mysterious beige boxes, modems made bizarre noises, monitors glowed with green text, floppy disks were actually floppy, and accidentally connecting to the wrong computer could apparently turn an ordinary afternoon into a VERY complicated situation.

It’s retro.

It’s geeky.

It’s ominous.

And it begins with one seemingly harmless question:

“Shall We Play a Game?”

Perfect for WarGames fans, 1980s movie lovers, retro-computing enthusiasts, programmers, developers, gamers, arcade veterans, computer-history buffs, cybersecurity professionals, IT people, vintage-tech collectors, and anyone who gets nostalgic at the sight of a blinking cursor on a black screen.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic WarGames Reference – A nostalgic tribute to the iconic 1983 computer thriller and its unforgettable game-playing computer.
• “Shall We Play a Game?” Design – The famous phrase is front and center for an instantly recognizable piece of geek culture.
• Retro 8-Bit Typography – Vintage computer-inspired lettering gives the design authentic old-school digital character.
• Perfect for Retro Computer Fans – Great for programmers, gamers, developers, IT professionals, computer-history enthusiasts, and vintage-tech collectors.
• Pure 1980s Nostalgia – A throwback to CRT monitors, modems, arcades, floppy disks, command lines, and the early days of home computing.
• Great Conversation Starter – Fellow WarGames fans will recognize the reference immediately.
• Excellent Geek Gift – A fun choice for birthdays, holidays, movie nights, retro gaming events, computer clubs, conventions, or the programmer who already owns seventeen black T-shirts.

The Computer

Computer:

Shall we play a game?

Human:

Sure.

Computer:

Excellent.

Human:

What games do you have?

Computer:

Several.

Human:

Anything relaxing?

Computer:

…

Human:

Why did you pause?

Computer:

NO REASON.

Human:

I suddenly don’t want to play anymore.

The Shirt

Friend:

“Shall We Play a Game?”

You:

Yep.

Friend:

WarGames?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Nice.

You:

Thank you.

Friend:

Want to play a game?

You:

Depends.

Friend:

Chess?

You:

Fine.

Friend:

What did you think I meant?

You:

I’ve seen the movie.

Friend:

Fair.

Computer Status

POWER: ON.

MONITOR: GLOWING.

CURSOR: BLINKING.

MODEM: SCREAMING ELECTRONICALLY.

CONNECTION: ESTABLISHED.

USER: CURIOUS.

COMPUTER: WAITING.

DECISION-MAKING: QUESTIONABLE.

Computer:

Shall we play a game?

User:

Maybe later.

Computer:

…

User:

Don’t make this weird.

Retro Computing

Young Person:

What’s that?

Retro Computer Fan:

Computer.

Young Person:

Where’s the screen?

Retro Computer Fan:

That giant box.

Young Person:

That’s the SCREEN?

Retro Computer Fan:

Yep.

Young Person:

Why is it so deep?

Retro Computer Fan:

Technology used to require furniture.

The CRT Monitor

Modern Gamer:

Why is the monitor enormous?

Retro Gamer:

That’s normal.

Modern Gamer:

It’s deeper than my desk.

Retro Gamer:

Also normal.

Modern Gamer:

How much does it weigh?

Retro Gamer:

Don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to hear the answers to.

Vintage Computer Desk

MONITOR: 40 POUNDS.

COMPUTER: BEIGE.

KEYBOARD: LOUD.

MOUSE: OPTIONAL.

STORAGE: TINY.

CONFIDENCE: UNREASONABLY HIGH.

Modern User:

How did anyone accomplish anything?

Retro User:

Very slowly.

The Modem

Modem:

BEEEEEEP.

SCREEEEEECH.

KRRRRRRRR.

BEEP BEEP.

SHHHHHHHHH.

Young Person:

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Retro Computer User:

Internet.

Young Person:

THAT’S THE INTERNET?

Retro Computer User:

We’re connecting.

Young Person:

To what?

Retro Computer User:

Hopefully the internet.

Young Person:

Hopefully?

Retro Computer User:

Different times.

Dial-Up Status

PHONE LINE: OCCUPIED.

MODEM: SCREAMING.

CONNECTION SPEED: PATIENCE REQUIRED.

SOMEONE PICKS UP PHONE DOWNSTAIRS:

Connection:

DEAD.

Retro User:

NOOOOOOO!

Mom:

I needed the phone!

Retro User:

I WAS ONLINE!

Mom:

You’ve been online for twenty minutes!

Retro User:

EXACTLY!

The Floppy Disk

Young Person:

Why is the save icon a little square?

Older Geek:

Sit down.

Young Person:

Why?

Older Geek:

It’s time you learned.

Young Person:

Learned what?

Older Geek:

About floppy disks.

Young Person:

What’s a floppy disk?

Older Geek:

I wasn’t emotionally prepared for this conversation.

The 5¼-Inch Floppy

Young Person:

It’s actually floppy.

Older Geek:

YES.

Young Person:

Why?

Older Geek:

Because words used to mean things.

Young Person:

Can I bend it?

Older Geek:

DO NOT.

Young Person:

But you said—

Older Geek:

DO.

NOT.

The Computer Lab

Teacher:

Everyone save your work.

Student:

Saved.

Teacher:

Make another copy.

Student:

Why?

Teacher:

Because computers.

Student:

What does that mean?

Teacher:

You’ll understand eventually.

Ten Minutes Later

Computer:

ERROR.

Student:

MY PROJECT!

Teacher:

And now you understand.

The Blinking Cursor

>

User:

Hello?

>

User:

Anyone there?

>

User:

This feels ominous.

Computer:

Shall we play a game?

User:

There it is.

The Programmer

Computer:

ERROR.

Programmer:

Why?

Computer:

ERROR.

Programmer:

Yes, I understand that.

Why?

Computer:

ERROR.

Programmer:

You’re being extremely unhelpful.

Computer:

ERROR.

Programmer:

Shall we play a game?

Computer:

ERROR.

Programmer:

Apparently we’re already playing one.

Debugging

BUG: DETECTED.

CAUSE: UNKNOWN.

CODE REVIEWED: YES.

CODE REVIEWED AGAIN: YES.

COFFEE: INCREASED.

BUG: STILL PRESENT.

Programmer:

I hate this game.

Computer:

Would you like to continue?

Programmer:

Unfortunately.

The Developer

Friend:

What are you doing?

Developer:

Debugging.

Friend:

How long?

Developer:

Four hours.

Friend:

Any progress?

Developer:

I’ve discovered seventeen ways that AREN’T causing the problem.

Friend:

That’s something.

Developer:

Is it?

The Software Engineer

Coworker:

Everything working?

Engineer:

Yep.

Coworker:

Really?

Engineer:

No.

Coworker:

Why’d you say yes?

Engineer:

Habit.

The IT Department

Employee:

My computer isn’t working.

IT:

Have you restarted it?

Employee:

No.

IT:

Restart it.

Employee:

Will that fix it?

IT:

Maybe.

Employee:

And if it doesn’t?

IT:

Then we begin the game.

Employee:

What game?

IT:

Troubleshooting.

Employee:

That sounds terrible.

IT:

It is.

IT Status

TICKET: OPEN.

USER: CONFUSED.

COMPUTER: UNCOOPERATIVE.

PASSWORD: FORGOTTEN.

PRINTER: SOMEHOW INVOLVED.

IT:

Of course the printer is involved.

Printer:

OFFLINE.

IT:

I knew it.

The Printer

Printer:

PAPER JAM.

User:

Where?

Printer:

PAPER JAM.

User:

I OPENED EVERY PANEL.

Printer:

PAPER JAM.

User:

THERE IS NO PAPER.

Printer:

PAPER JAM.

User:

Shall we play a game?

Printer:

LOW TONER.

User:

You win.

The Password

Computer:

ENTER PASSWORD.

User:

Types password.

Computer:

INCORRECT.

User:

Types same password more aggressively.

Computer:

INCORRECT.

User:

It’s the same password I’ve used all week.

Computer:

INCORRECT.

User:

Fine.

Reset password.

Computer:

NEW PASSWORD CANNOT MATCH PREVIOUS PASSWORD.

User:

SO IT WAS THE PASSWORD.

Computer:

…

User:

I hate technology.

Password Status

PASSWORD: KNOWN.

PASSWORD: REJECTED.

RESET REQUESTED.

OLD PASSWORD: NOT ALLOWED.

OLD PASSWORD: APPARENTLY CORRECT AFTER ALL.

USER SANITY: DECLINING.

The Gamer

Computer:

Shall we play a game?

Gamer:

Absolutely.

Computer:

Select difficulty.

Gamer:

Hard.

Computer:

Are you sure?

Gamer:

Yes.

Fifteen Minutes Later

Gamer:

I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

The Retro Gamer

Friend:

What’s your favorite game system?

Retro Gamer:

How far back are we going?

Friend:

Old.

Retro Gamer:

Define old.

Friend:

Early home consoles?

Retro Gamer:

Oh, you sweet summer child.

Friend:

Uh-oh.

Retro Gamer:

Let me tell you about the arcade.

The Arcade

QUARTERS: READY.

JOYSTICK: READY.

BUTTONS: READY.

HIGH SCORE: THREATENED.

Player:

One more game.

Friend:

You’ve said that six times.

Player:

This one is different.

Friend:

How?

Player:

I can feel it.

GAME OVER

Player:

One more game.

Friend:

There it is.

The High Score

Player One:

I got 42,000.

Player Two:

Nice.

Player One:

What’s yours?

Player Two:

42,010.

Player One:

I hate you.

Player Two:

Shall we play another game?

Player One:

Move.

The 1980s

HAIR: LARGE.

COMPUTERS: ALSO LARGE.

CELL PHONES: ENORMOUS.

ARCADES: LOUD.

NEON: EVERYWHERE.

MODEMS: CONFUSING.

MOVIES: AWESOME.

Friend:

Accurate.

The 80s Movie Fan

Friend:

Favorite decade for movies?

You:

Eighties.

Friend:

Why?

You:

Computers.

Robots.

Arcades.

Teenagers accidentally getting involved in situations wildly beyond their qualifications.

Friend:

That’s oddly specific.

You:

It was a genre.

WarGames Fan

Friend:

WarGames?

You:

Classic.

Friend:

Matthew Broderick?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

WOPR?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Joshua?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Retro computers?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Now the shirt makes complete sense.

You:

Exactly.

The Movie Night

Friend:

What are we watching?

You:

WarGames.

Friend:

Again?

You:

It’s been a while.

Friend:

We watched it last month.

You:

Exactly.

It’s been a while.

Friend:

That’s not what that means.

You:

Snacks ready?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

Then stop complaining.

Movie Night Status

MOVIE: SELECTED.

SNACKS: READY.

LIGHTS: DIMMED.

PHONE: SILENCED.

RETRO T-SHIRT: ON.

1980s NOSTALGIA: MAXIMUM.

Friend:

Ready?

You:

Shall we play a—

Friend:

Don’t.

You:

You knew this was coming.

The Computer Voice

Friend:

Why does that sentence sound ominous?

You:

Context.

Friend:

It’s just asking about a game.

You:

Context.

Friend:

Chess sounds harmless.

You:

CONTEXT.

The Game Menu

Computer:

Chess?

User:

Maybe.

Computer:

Checkers?

User:

Sure.

Computer:

Tic-tac-toe?

User:

Okay.

Computer:

Something considerably more complicated?

User:

No.

Computer:

Are you sure?

User:

EXTREMELY.

Tic-Tac-Toe

Computer:

Your move.

Human:

Center.

Computer:

Corner.

Human:

Corner.

Computer:

…

Human:

You okay?

Computer:

PROCESSING.

Human:

It’s tic-tac-toe.

Computer:

PROCESSING.

Human:

This seems excessive.

The Strategy

Friend:

You take games too seriously.

You:

No I don’t.

Friend:

You made a spreadsheet.

You:

Strategy.

Friend:

For tic-tac-toe.

You:

Optimization.

Friend:

You need help.

You:

Statistically unsupported.

The Chess Game

Friend:

Your move.

You:

Thinking.

Friend:

You’ve been thinking for ten minutes.

You:

Strategy takes time.

Friend:

It’s lunchtime.

You:

Silence.

Friend:

We’re playing on an app.

You:

SILENCE.

The Computer Chess Opponent

Computer:

Your move.

Human:

Moves.

Computer:

Instantly moves.

Human:

Could you pretend to think for a second?

Computer:

No.

Human:

It’s intimidating.

Computer:

Good.

Human:

Computers are rude.

The Computer Nerd

Friend:

Why do you have three old computers?

Collector:

They’re different.

Friend:

They’re all beige.

Collector:

VERY different.

Friend:

Explain.

Collector:

Gladly.

Two Hours Later

Friend:

I should not have asked.

Collector:

And this one has 64K—

Friend:

PLEASE STOP.

Vintage Computer Collector

BEIGE COMPUTER: ONE.

BEIGE COMPUTER: TWO.

BEIGE COMPUTER: THREE.

CRT MONITORS: MULTIPLE.

FLOPPY DISKS: BOXES.

CABLES: MYSTERIOUS.

WILL ANYTHING BE THROWN AWAY: NO.

Partner:

We need the closet.

Collector:

For what?

Partner:

Normal closet things.

Collector:

Absolutely not.

The Garage

Partner:

What’s in this box?

Computer Geek:

Cables.

Partner:

For what?

Computer Geek:

I don’t know.

Partner:

Can we throw them away?

Computer Geek:

NO.

Partner:

You haven’t used them in twenty years.

Computer Geek:

That’s irrelevant.

Cable Status

PURPOSE: UNKNOWN.

DEVICE: LONG GONE.

LAST USED: 1997.

POSSIBILITY IT MAY BE NEEDED TOMORROW: 0.0001%.

THROW AWAY: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Computer Geek:

Exactly.

The Keyboard

Modern User:

Why is that keyboard so loud?

Retro Geek:

Because it’s glorious.

Keyboard:

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK.

Modern User:

Everyone can hear you typing.

Retro Geek:

GOOD.

Mechanical Keyboard Person

Coworker:

Can you type quieter?

You:

No.

Coworker:

Why?

You:

The keyboard demands respect.

Keyboard:

CLACK.

Coworker:

I hate your desk.

You:

CLACK.

The Command Line

Young User:

Where are the icons?

Retro Geek:

There aren’t any.

Young User:

How do you open things?

Retro Geek:

You type commands.

Young User:

Like a wizard?

Retro Geek:

Basically.

Young User:

Okay, that’s actually cool.

Retro Geek:

Finally.

Respect.

The Terminal

CURSOR: BLINKING.

User:

Types command.

Computer:

SYNTAX ERROR.

User:

Types command again.

Computer:

SYNTAX ERROR.

User:

Reads manual.

Computer:

SYNTAX ERROR.

User:

Changes one character.

Computer:

WORKS.

User:

I will never understand you.

Computer:

CORRECT.

The Hacker Movie

Movie Hacker:

Types furiously.

Friend:

Is that realistic?

Programmer:

No.

Movie Hacker:

Types even faster.

Friend:

What about that?

Programmer:

Still no.

Movie Hacker:

Access granted.

Friend:

That?

Programmer:

Still extremely convenient.

Friend:

You’re ruining the movie.

Programmer:

Occupational hazard.

Classic Hacker Vibes

DARK ROOM: CHECK.

GLOWING MONITOR: CHECK.

KEYBOARD: CHECK.

MYSTERIOUS TEXT: CHECK.

HOODIE: OPTIONAL.

ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF COMPUTERS: HIGHLY VARIABLE.

Friend:

Looks convincing.

Programmer:

That’s half the battle.

The Cybersecurity Person

Friend:

What do you do?

Security Professional:

I worry professionally.

Friend:

About what?

Security Professional:

Passwords.

Networks.

Updates.

Suspicious links.

Human behavior.

Friend:

Mostly human behavior?

Security Professional:

Mostly human behavior.

The Tech Support Friend

Family Member:

Can you fix my computer?

You:

What’s wrong?

Family Member:

It doesn’t work.

You:

That’s not enough information.

Family Member:

You’re good with computers.

You:

That’s still not enough information.

Family Member:

It made a noise.

You:

What kind?

Family Member:

Computer noise.

You:

I regret everything.

Family Tech Support Status

VISIT FAMILY: PLANNED.

DINNER: EXPECTED.

COMPUTER REPAIR: SOMEHOW ALSO EXPECTED.

You:

I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned I work in IT.

The Programmer Gift

Recipient:

“Shall We Play a Game?”

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

WarGames.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

This is excellent.

You:

Thought you’d appreciate it.

Recipient:

I’m wearing this to work.

You:

Perfect.

The IT Gift

IT Person:

I love it.

You:

Thought you would.

IT Person:

Retro computer font.

You:

Yep.

IT Person:

WarGames.

You:

Yep.

IT Person:

Now I’m going to ask coworkers if they want to play a game every time I open a support ticket.

You:

I’ve created a monster.

The Gamer Gift

Gamer:

Nice.

You:

Recognize it?

Gamer:

Immediately.

You:

Perfect.

Gamer:

Can we play something?

You:

Depends.

Gamer:

Video game.

You:

Good.

Gamer:

Why did you look worried?

You:

No reason.

The Retro Gamer Gift

Recipient:

This belongs in my arcade room.

You:

It’s a shirt.

Recipient:

I know.

You:

You’re going to frame it?

Recipient:

No.

I’m going to wear it IN the arcade room.

You:

That makes significantly more sense.

The 80s Movie Fan Gift

Recipient:

WarGames!

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

Classic.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

Matthew Broderick.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

Retro computers.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

You’re just going to keep saying exactly?

You:

Exactly.

The Computer History Geek

Recipient:

This is beautiful.

You:

The shirt?

Recipient:

The 8-bit lettering.

You:

Of course.

Recipient:

Look at it.

You:

I’m looking.

Recipient:

LOOK HARDER.

You:

Computer people are strange.

Recipient:

Correct.

The Office

Coworker:

Nice shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Coworker:

Shall we play a game?

You:

Sure.

Coworker:

Guess how many unread emails I have.

You:

No.

Coworker:

317.  

You:

That’s not a game.

That’s a cry for help.

The Spreadsheet

Coworker:

Want to play a game?

You:

Sure.

Coworker:

Find the broken formula.

You:

That’s not a game.

Coworker:

There are 14 worksheets.

You:

That’s psychological warfare.

Spreadsheet:

#REF!

You:

I hate this.

The Meeting

Boss:

Let’s do an icebreaker.

Employee:

No.

Boss:

It’ll be fun.

Employee:

No.

Boss:

Shall we play a game?

Employee Wearing Shirt:

Absolutely not.

Boss:

But your shirt—

Employee:

I know what happens.

The Family Game Night

Parent:

Shall we play a game?

Everyone:

Sure!

Parent:

Monopoly.

Everyone:

NO.

Parent:

Why?

Everyone:

WE WANT TO REMAIN A FAMILY.

Monopoly Status

GAME STARTED: 7:00 PM.

FIRST ARGUMENT: 7:12 PM.

ALLIANCE FORMED: 7:26 PM.

ALLIANCE BETRAYED: 7:31 PM.

FAMILY UNITY: COLLAPSING.

Computer:

Interesting.

Everyone:

Stay out of this.

The Trivia Game

Host:

Next question.

You:

Ready.

Host:

1980s movies.

You:

VERY ready.

Friend:

Uh-oh.

Host:

Computer-related—

You:

WAR—

Host:

I haven’t finished the question.

You:

Sorry.

Friend:

No you’re not.

You:

No.

The Quote Recognition Test

Stranger:

Shall we play a game?

You:

Immediately looks at shirt.

Stranger:

WarGames.

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

Nice.

You:

Thanks.

Friend:

Do you two know each other?

You:

We do now.

The Generation Gap

Older Geek:

WarGames.

Younger Geek:

What’s WarGames?

Older Geek:

…

Younger Geek:

What?

Older Geek:

Sit down.

Younger Geek:

Why?

Older Geek:

We have a movie to watch.

Younger Geek:

Is it old?

Older Geek:

Watch yourself.

The History Lesson

Young Person:

People really used modems like that?

Older Person:

Yep.

Young Person:

And the phone couldn’t be used at the same time?

Older Person:

Yep.

Young Person:

And downloads took forever?

Older Person:

Yep.

Young Person:

How did you survive?

Older Person:

We went outside occasionally.

Young Person:

Terrifying.

The Download

FILE SIZE: 4 MB.

ESTIMATED TIME: 2 HOURS.

Modern User:

That’s impossible.

Retro User:

We were patient.

Modern User:

No human is that patient.

Retro User:

We had no choice.

Twenty Minutes Later

ESTIMATED TIME: 5 HOURS.

Retro User:

Okay, sometimes we screamed.

The Retro Tech Collector

Partner:

Another computer?

Collector:

Vintage computer.

Partner:

We have six.

Collector:

This one’s different.

Partner:

How?

Collector:

Look at the keyboard.

Partner:

I am looking at the keyboard.

Collector:

Exactly.

Partner:

That explained nothing.

Collector:

You wouldn’t understand.

The VHS Tape

Young Person:

What’s this?

Older Person:

VHS.

Young Person:

How do you skip ahead?

Older Person:

Fast-forward.

Young Person:

How long does that take?

Older Person:

Actual time.

Young Person:

Absolutely barbaric.

Older Person:

Respect your elders.

The Rewind

MOVIE: FINISHED.

TAPE: NOT REWOUND.

Rental Store Employee From 1987:

Disappointed.

Older Person:

Somewhere, I just felt guilty.

The Shall We Play a Game? Unisex T-Shirt

A gloriously nostalgic geek gift for:

WarGames fans.

1980s movie fans.

Matthew Broderick movie fans.

Retro movie lovers.

Classic movie collectors.

Tech-thriller fans.

Science-fiction movie fans.

Retro-computing enthusiasts.

Computer-history buffs.

Vintage-computer collectors.

Programmers.

Software developers.

Software engineers.

Computer scientists.

IT professionals.

System administrators.

Network administrators.

Cybersecurity professionals.

Security researchers.

Tech-support workers.

Computer technicians.

Coders.

Developers.

Engineers.

Gamers.

Retro gamers.

Classic gamers.

Arcade gamers.

Arcade collectors.

Board-game fans.

Chess players.

Strategy-game fans.

Computer-club members.

Computer-science students.

Engineering students.

Programming students.

Computer teachers.

Technology teachers.

Computer-science teachers.

Movie geeks.

Tech geeks.

Computer geeks.

Gaming geeks.

Sci-fi geeks.

80s kids.

80s nostalgia fans.

Gen X nostalgia lovers.

Vintage-tech enthusiasts.

People who remember CRT monitors.

People who still own CRT monitors.

People who remember floppy disks.

People who remember when floppy disks were actually floppy.

People who understand why the save icon looks like that.

People who remember dial-up.

People who can still hear dial-up in their head.

People who remember yelling:

“DON’T PICK UP THE PHONE!”

People who remember computer labs.

People who remember beige computers.

People who appreciate beige computers.

People who collect beige computers.

People whose partner would like them to stop collecting beige computers.

People who own boxes of mystery cables.

People who refuse to throw away those mystery cables.

People who know they may need one someday.

People who have been saying that since 1998.

People who love command lines.

People who like blinking cursors.

People who enjoy retro terminal aesthetics.

People who love green-screen computer graphics.

People who appreciate 8-bit typography.

People who love pixel graphics.

People who love retro technology.

People who love computer history.

People who remember arcades.

People who carried pockets full of quarters.

People who chased high scores.

People who still chase high scores.

People who have yelled at a printer.

People who work in IT and therefore yell at printers professionally.

People who have restarted a computer and somehow fixed everything.

People who have restarted a computer and fixed absolutely nothing.

People who have debugged code at 2 A.M.

People who found the bug five hours later.

People who discovered the bug was one missing character.

People who considered changing careers afterward.

People who didn’t.

People who like hacker movies.

People who point out everything hacker movies get wrong.

People whose friends have stopped watching hacker movies with them because of this.

People who love WarGames.

People who have watched WarGames repeatedly.

People who recognize WOPR.

People who recognize Joshua.

People who recognize the phrase immediately.

People who hear an old computer voice in their head when they read it.

People who just did the voice.

People pretending they didn’t.

People looking for a WarGames gift.

People looking for a WarGames shirt.

People looking for an 80s movie gift.

People looking for a retro-computer gift.

People looking for a programmer gift.

People looking for a software-developer gift.

People looking for an IT gift.

People looking for a cybersecurity gift.

People looking for a computer-science gift.

People looking for a retro-gaming gift.

People looking for an arcade gift.

People looking for a computer-history gift.

People looking for a vintage-tech gift.

And anyone who understands that when an unfamiliar computer politely asks:

“SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?”

you should probably find out exactly what game it has in mind before enthusiastically pressing buttons.

Retro Computer Status Report

COMPUTER: ONLINE.

MONITOR: CRT.

SCREEN: BLACK.

TEXT: GLOWING.

CURSOR: BLINKING.

KEYBOARD: CLACKING.

MODEM: CONNECTING.

MODEM SOUND: HORRIFYING TO ANYONE BORN AFTER BROADBAND.

PHONE LINE: OCCUPIED.

FLOPPY DISK: INSERTED.

FLOPPY DISK: ACTUALLY FLOPPY.

STORAGE SPACE: LAUGHABLY SMALL.

COMPUTER COLOR: BEIGE.

COMPUTER WEIGHT: EXCESSIVE.

INTERNET SPEED: PATIENCE.

DOWNLOAD: 3%.

ESTIMATED TIME REMAINING: 47 MINUTES.

DOWNLOAD: 4%.

ESTIMATED TIME REMAINING: 2 HOURS.

USER: CONCERNED.

PHONE PICKED UP IN ANOTHER ROOM: DETECTED.

CONNECTION: LOST.

USER: DEVASTATED.

ARCADE: OPEN.

QUARTERS: READY.

HIGH SCORE: TARGETED.

PROGRAMMER: DEBUGGING.

IT PROFESSIONAL: RESTARTING SOMETHING.

PRINTER: OFFLINE.

PRINTER: ALWAYS OFFLINE.

PASSWORD: REJECTED.

PASSWORD RESET: REQUESTED.

OLD PASSWORD: APPARENTLY CORRECT.

USER PATIENCE: DECLINING.

WARGAMES FAN: DETECTED.

WOPR: REMEMBERED.

JOSHUA: REMEMBERED.

MATTHEW BRODERICK: REMEMBERED.

1980s MOVIE NOSTALGIA: MAXIMUM.

RETRO COMPUTER NERD LEVEL: EXTREME.

GAME MENU: READY.

COMPUTER: WAITING.

QUESTION: INCOMING.

CURRENT STATUS: SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

Weight	N/A