Foodie Hannibal Lecter – Black Mug – Funny Horror

COFFEE: HOT.

MUG: BLACK.

CAFFEINE: NECESSARY.

HANNIBAL: MASKED.

PALATE: REFINED.

BREAKFAST: DON’T ASK.

FOODIE STATUS: TECHNICALLY ACCURATE.

Good morning.

Would you like coffee?

Absolutely.

Cream?

Maybe.

Sugar?

Sure.

Breakfast?

Depends.

Who’s cooking?

Hannibal Lecter.

Actually…

coffee is fine.

The Foodie Hannibal Lecter Black Mug takes the innocent world of coffee-loving foodie culture and gives it a wonderfully twisted horror makeover.

Featuring Hannibal Lecter’s infamous masked face paired with the hilariously understated word “Foodie” in eerie horror-style lettering, this mug delivers exactly the kind of dark joke that takes people approximately two seconds to process.

Foodie.

Hannibal.

Oh.

OH.

Available in 11 oz or 15 oz, this bold black ceramic mug is perfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and whatever caffeinated beverage gets you through another morning without becoming the villain in your own psychological thriller.

It’s creepy.

It’s clever.

It’s darkly ridiculous.

And it’s an excellent reminder that some people take their culinary interests considerably more seriously than others.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Darkly Funny “Foodie” Design – A perfectly innocent word becomes considerably less innocent when Hannibal Lecter is underneath it.
• Iconic Hannibal Lecter Graphic – His unmistakable masked face makes this one instantly recognizable to horror fans.
• Bold Black Ceramic – The dark mug gives the eerie horror artwork an appropriately sinister backdrop.
• Choose 11 oz or 15 oz – Pick your preferred caffeine capacity depending on the severity of your mornings.
• Perfect Horror-Meets-Coffee Humor – Because caffeine and creepy movies are an excellent combination.
• Great Conversation Starter – Particularly effective in office kitchens, coffee shops, breakfast meetings, and dinner parties.
• Gift with Bite – A fun choice for Hannibal Lecter fans, horror buffs, coffee lovers, foodies, and dark-humor enthusiasts.

Good Morning

Coworker:

Morning!

You:

No.

Coworker:

Coffee?

You:

Yes.

Coworker:

Cream?

You:

Yes.

Coworker:

Sugar?

You:

Yes.

Coworker:

Breakfast?

You:

Who’s cooking?

Coworker:

Why does that matter?

You:

Points at mug.

Coworker:

…

Fair.

Morning Status

EYES: OPEN.

BRAIN: NOT YET.

COFFEE: BREWING.

MUG: READY.

SOCIAL INTERACTION: PREMATURE.

Coworker:

I’ll come back later.

You:

Excellent judgment.

The Coffee Shop

Barista:

What can I get you?

You:

Large coffee.

Barista:

Room for cream?

You:

Yes.

Barista:

Anything to eat?

You:

No thanks.

Barista notices mug.

Barista:

…

You:

What?

Barista:

Nothing.

You:

You saw Hannibal.

Barista:

I saw Hannibal.

You:

It’s a joke.

Barista:

I figured.

You:

Eventually?

Barista:

There was a moment.

Coffee Shop Status

ORDER: NORMAL.

CUSTOMER: PROBABLY NORMAL.

MUG: NOT HELPING.

Barista:

Here’s your coffee.

You:

Thanks.

Barista:

Enjoy.

You:

You sound uncertain.

Barista:

I’m fine.

The Breakfast

Friend:

Coffee?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Toast?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

Eggs?

You:

Sounds good.

Friend:

Bacon?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Anything else?

You:

No.

Friend notices mug.

Friend:

I’m suddenly uncomfortable listing breakfast foods.

You:

That’s understandable.

Breakfast Status

COFFEE: SAFE.

TOAST: SAFE.

EGGS: SAFE.

BACON: SAFE.

HANNIBAL MUG: CREATING UNNECESSARY TENSION.

You:

It’s just coffee.

Friend:

That’s exactly what I hope.

The Office Coffee Station

Coworker:

Whose mug is this?

You:

Mine.

Coworker:

“Foodie.”

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

Oh, you’re into restaurants?

You:

Look at the face.

Coworker:

…

You:

Got it?

Coworker:

OH.

You:

There it is.

Coworker:

That’s horrible.

You:

Thank you.

Coworker:

I hate that I laughed.

You:

That’s the ideal reaction.

Office Mug Status

COFFEE: PRESENT.

HANNIBAL: PRESENT.

JOKE: PROCESSING.

COWORKER: CONFUSED.

COWORKER: UNDERSTANDS.

COWORKER: REGRETS UNDERSTANDING.

You:

Successful mug.

Monday Morning

Coworker:

How are you?

You:

Coffee.

Coworker:

That’s not an emotion.

You:

Coffee.

Coworker:

Did you sleep?

You:

Coffee.

Coworker:

Do you need help?

You:

COFFEE.

Coworker:

Understood.

Monday Status

TIME: TOO EARLY.

EMAILS: TOO MANY.

MEETINGS: UNNECESSARY.

COFFEE: INSUFFICIENT.

11 OZ: POSSIBLY INSUFFICIENT.

15 OZ: STRONGLY RECOMMENDED BY CURRENT MOOD.

You:

Refill.

Before Coffee

Partner:

Good morning!

You:

…

Partner:

Sleep well?

You:

…

Partner:

Want breakfast?

You:

…

Partner:

Coffee?

You:

Yes.

Partner:

There you are.

Morning Transformation Status

BEFORE COFFEE: SILENT HORROR.

AFTER COFFEE: FUNCTIONAL HUMAN.

Partner:

Mostly functional.

You:

Don’t push it.

Hannibal’s Morning

Hannibal:

Coffee.

Guest:

Black?

Hannibal:

Naturally.

Guest:

Sugar?

Hannibal:

No.

Guest:

Cream?

Hannibal:

No.

Guest:

Breakfast?

Hannibal:

…

Guest:

I withdraw the question.

Hannibal:

Wise.

Breakfast Conversation Status

COFFEE QUESTION: SAFE.

CREAM QUESTION: SAFE.

SUGAR QUESTION: SAFE.

BREAKFAST QUESTION: ABORTED.

Guest:

Lovely weather.

Hannibal:

Indeed.

The Dinner Party

Guest:

Wonderful dinner.

Hannibal:

Thank you.

Guest:

And now coffee?

Hannibal:

Of course.

Guest:

Perfect.

Hannibal:

Dessert?

Guest:

What’s dessert?

Hannibal:

Crème brûlée.

Guest:

Oh thank goodness.

Hannibal:

You seem unusually relieved.

Guest:

Coffee, please.

Dinner Party Status

DINNER: COMPLETE.

COFFEE: SERVED.

DESSERT: IDENTIFIED.

GUEST: FINALLY RELAXING.

Hannibal:

More coffee?

Guest:

Absolutely.

The Coffee Pairing

Hannibal:

This coffee has subtle notes of chocolate.

Guest:

Nice.

Hannibal:

A hint of fruit.

Guest:

Interesting.

Hannibal:

A delicate acidity.

Guest:

You know a lot about coffee.

Hannibal:

I appreciate complexity.

Guest:

What would you pair it with?

Hannibal:

…

Guest:

Never mind.

Coffee Pairing Status

AROMA: COMPLEX.

FLAVOR: BALANCED.

PAIRING QUESTION: WITHDRAWN.

Guest:

Coffee by itself is perfect.

The Foodie

Friend:

What makes someone a foodie?

You:

They love food.

Friend:

Try new restaurants.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Appreciate ingredients.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Enjoy cooking.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Care about presentation.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

So Hannibal—

You:

Technically.

Friend:

I don’t like where this logic went.

You:

Neither does anyone.

Foodie Definition Status

CULINARY INTEREST: REQUIRED.

REFINED PALATE: OPTIONAL.

RESTAURANT OBSESSION: COMMON.

HANNIBAL LECTER: LOOPHOLE DISCOVERED.

Friend:

Close the loophole.

You:

Too late.

The Coffee Snob

Friend:

It’s coffee.

Coffee Snob:

Single-origin coffee.

Friend:

Coffee.

Coffee Snob:

Freshly roasted.

Friend:

Coffee.

Coffee Snob:

Precisely ground.

Friend:

Coffee.

Coffee Snob:

Prepared at the correct temperature.

Friend:

Still coffee.

Hannibal:

Details matter.

Friend:

WHY ARE YOU HELPING?

Coffee Status

BEANS: SELECTED.

GRIND: PRECISE.

WATER: MEASURED.

TEMPERATURE: CONTROLLED.

FRIEND: JUST WANTS CAFFEINE.

Friend:

Can I drink it now?

Coffee Snob:

Wait.

Friend:

I regret everything.

The Café Foodie

Friend:

Why are you photographing your coffee?

Foodie:

Look at the latte art.

Friend:

It’s going cold.

Foodie:

One second.

Friend:

That’s your eighteenth picture.

Foodie:

Lighting.

Hannibal:

Turn the cup slightly.

Foodie:

Like this?

Hannibal:

Precisely.

Foodie:

Oh wow.

That’s much better.

Friend:

I hate that he’s helpful.

Latte Status

ART: BEAUTIFUL.

TEMPERATURE: FALLING.

PHOTOS: EXCESSIVE.

HANNIBAL: SURPRISINGLY GOOD CREATIVE DIRECTOR.

The Coffee Review

Reviewer:

Aroma?

Hannibal:

Excellent.

Reviewer:

Body?

Hannibal:

Full.

Reviewer:

Acidity?

Hannibal:

Balanced.

Reviewer:

Finish?

Hannibal:

Lingering.

Reviewer:

Overall?

Hannibal:

Very good.

Reviewer:

Anything you’d change?

Hannibal:

The accompaniment.

Reviewer:

No follow-up.

Hannibal:

Sensibly done.

The Café

Server:

Coffee?

Hannibal:

Please.

Server:

Regular or decaf?

Hannibal:

Regular.

Server:

Milk?

Hannibal:

No.

Server:

Sugar?

Hannibal:

No.

Server:

Something from the pastry case?

Hannibal:

Perhaps.

Server:

Blueberry muffin?

Hannibal:

No.

Server:

Croissant?

Hannibal:

No.

Server:

Scone?

Hannibal:

No.

Server:

What were you hoping for?

Hannibal:

Coffee will suffice.

Server:

Best sentence you’ve said all morning.

The Drive-Thru

Speaker:

Welcome. What can I get you?

You:

Coffee.

Speaker:

What size?

You:

Largest.

Speaker:

Cream?

You:

Yes.

Speaker:

Sugar?

You:

Yes.

Speaker:

Anything else?

You:

Survival.

Speaker:

We’re out of that.

You:

Coffee will have to do.

Drive-Thru Status

ENERGY: 3%.

PATIENCE: 2%.

COFFEE: INCOMING.

HOPE: RETURNING.

Speaker:

Pull forward.

You:

Bless you.

The 11 oz Decision

Friend:

Eleven ounces?

You:

Normal day.

Friend:

Meeting today?

You:

No.

Friend:

Emails?

You:

Manageable.

Friend:

Sleep?

You:

Seven hours.

Friend:

Eleven it is.

You:

Precisely.

The 15 oz Decision

Friend:

Fifteen ounces?

You:

Monday.

Friend:

Say no more.

You:

Three meetings.

Friend:

I SAID SAY NO MORE.

Mug Selection Status

11 OZ: COFFEE.

15 OZ: COFFEE WITH INTENT.

You:

I’ll take the 15.

The Meeting

Boss:

Before we begin—

You:

Sip.

Boss:

We need to discuss—

You:

Sip.

Boss:

Are you listening?

You:

I’m preparing to listen.

Boss:

With coffee?

You:

This meeting has a prerequisite.

Boss:

Fair enough.

Meeting Status

AGENDA: READY.

SLIDES: READY.

PARTICIPANTS: PRESENT.

COFFEE: NOT YET AT SAFE LEVEL.

You:

Proceed.

The Video Call

Coworker:

You’re muted.

You:

Sips coffee.

Coworker:

Still muted.

You:

Sips again.

Coworker:

Are you going to unmute?

You:

Shakes head.

Coworker:

Honestly, that’s probably better.

Remote Work Status

CAMERA: ON.

MICROPHONE: OFF.

COFFEE: ON.

DESIRE TO SPEAK: OFF.

The Break Room

Coworker:

New mug?

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

Foodie?

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

I didn’t know you were into cooking.

You:

Look closer.

Coworker:

…

You:

Keep going.

Coworker:

…

You:

There.

Coworker:

OH NO.

You:

Exactly.

Coworker:

I’m never asking what’s in your lunch again.

You:

Probably for the best.

The Office Lunch

Coworker:

What’d you bring?

You:

Leftovers.

Coworker:

What kind?

You:

Pasta.

Coworker notices mug.

Coworker:

Actually, never mind.

You:

IT’S PASTA.

Coworker:

I’m sure it is.

You:

NORMAL PASTA.

Coworker:

You made the mug choice.

You:

That’s fair.

The Microwave

Coworker:

Whose lunch is this?

You:

Mine.

Coworker:

What’s in it?

You:

Lasagna.

Coworker:

Okay.

Coworker sees Hannibal mug.

Coworker:

…

You:

LASAGNA.

Coworker:

I didn’t say anything.

You:

Your face did.

The Lunch Meeting

Manager:

We’ve ordered sandwiches.

You:

Great.

Manager:

Turkey.

Ham.

Vegetarian.

You:

Perfect.

Manager:

Why are you holding that mug?

You:

Coffee.

Manager:

I mean the design.

You:

Oh.

Comedy.

Manager:

During lunch?

You:

Best possible timing.

Manager:

Debatable.

The New Coworker

New Coworker:

I like your mug.

You:

Thanks.

New Coworker:

Foodie.

I’m a foodie too!

You:

Nice.

New Coworker:

Restaurants?

You:

Yep.

New Coworker:

Cooking?

You:

Yep.

New Coworker:

Farmers markets?

You:

Yep.

New Coworker:

Who’s the guy on the mug?

You:

…

New Coworker:

Why is everyone laughing?

Coworker:

Welcome to the office.

The Horror Fan

Stranger:

Hannibal!

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

And it says Foodie.

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

That’s terrible.

You:

Thank you.

Stranger:

I need one.

You:

Correct.

Horror Fan Recognition Status

GRAPHIC: SEEN.

REFERENCE: RECOGNIZED.

JOKE: PROCESSED.

LAUGH: CONFIRMED.

PURCHASE ENVY: ACTIVATED.

The Non-Horror Fan

Friend:

Who’s that?

You:

Hannibal Lecter.

Friend:

Oh.

You:

And it says Foodie.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Because—

Friend:

WAIT.

You:

There it is.

Friend:

Oh no.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

That’s dark.

You:

Very.

The Horror Movie Marathon

Friend:

Coffee?

You:

Absolutely.

Friend:

Popcorn?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Candy?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Movie?

You:

Hannibal.

Friend:

Maybe we skip snacks.

You:

Coward.

Friend:

I’m protecting my appetite.

Movie Night Status

LIGHTS: OFF.

COFFEE: HOT.

POPCORN: READY.

MOVIE: CREEPY.

APPETITE: TEMPORARY.

Friend:

Coffee only.

The Horror Convention

Vendor:

Nice mug.

You:

Thanks.

Vendor:

Did you bring your own coffee mug to a horror convention?

You:

Hydration.

Vendor:

That’s coffee.

You:

Caffeination.

Vendor:

Fair.

Stranger:

Wait.

Does that say “Foodie”?

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

Is that Hannibal?

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

That’s amazing.

Convention Status

HORROR: EVERYWHERE.

COFFEE: NECESSARY.

HANNIBAL REFERENCE: RECOGNIZED.

DARK JOKE: SUCCESSFUL.

The Halloween Morning

Partner:

It’s Halloween!

You:

Coffee first.

Partner:

Costume!

You:

Coffee first.

Partner:

Pumpkins!

You:

Coffee first.

Partner:

Candy!

You:

Coffee first.

Partner:

Horror movies!

You:

…

Coffee while watching horror movies.

Partner:

There you are.

Halloween Status

PUMPKINS: READY.

CANDY: READY.

MOVIES: READY.

COFFEE: ESSENTIAL.

HANNIBAL MUG: SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE.

The Christmas Morning

Friend:

Why are you using the Hannibal mug at Christmas?

You:

Because it’s my mug.

Friend:

It’s horror.

You:

Horror doesn’t expire November 1.

Friend:

You have a Christmas mug.

You:

I contain multitudes.

Friend:

Fine.

Year-Round Horror Status

JANUARY: HANNIBAL MUG.

FEBRUARY: HANNIBAL MUG.

MARCH: HANNIBAL MUG.

APRIL: HANNIBAL MUG.

MAY THROUGH SEPTEMBER: STILL HANNIBAL MUG.

OCTOBER: OBVIOUSLY HANNIBAL MUG.

NOVEMBER: HANNIBAL MUG.

DECEMBER: HANNIBAL MUG WITH FESTIVE COFFEE.

You:

Exactly.

The Mug Cabinet

Partner:

We need to talk.

You:

About what?

Partner:

Mugs.

You:

What about them?

Partner:

There are too many.

You:

Incorrect.

Partner:

The cabinet won’t close.

You:

Storage problem.

Partner:

Because there are too many mugs.

You:

Cabinet problem.

Partner:

You bought another one.

You:

It’s Hannibal.

Partner:

That doesn’t help your argument.

Mug Collection Status

COFFEE MUGS: MANY.

NOVELTY MUGS: MANY.

HORROR MUGS: MANY.

AVAILABLE CABINET SPACE: ZERO.

DESIRE FOR MORE MUGS: UNAFFECTED.

Partner:

One in, one out.

You:

Absolutely not.

The Favorite Mug

Partner:

You own twenty mugs.

You:

Approximately.

Partner:

You use the same three.

You:

Favorites.

Partner:

Why keep the others?

You:

Options.

Partner:

You don’t use the options.

You:

I like knowing they’re available.

Partner:

This conversation is pointless.

You:

Correct.

The Mug Thief

Coworker:

Can I borrow your mug?

You:

Which one?

Coworker:

The black one.

You:

No.

Coworker:

You have another mug.

You:

Not the point.

Coworker:

It’s just a mug.

You:

Leave.

Coworker:

Wow.

You:

You crossed a line.

Office Mug Ownership Status

OWNER: IDENTIFIED.

BORROWING: DENIED.

BOUNDARIES: ESTABLISHED.

Coworker:

I’ll use paper.

You:

Excellent.

The Dish Rack

Partner:

Your Hannibal mug is clean.

You:

Excellent.

Partner:

You could use another one today.

You:

Why?

Partner:

Variety.

You:

No.

Partner:

You own seventeen.

You:

And today requires Hannibal.

Partner:

How do you determine that?

You:

Instinct.

The Gift

Recipient:

A black mug!

You:

Turn it around.

Recipient:

“Foodie.”

You:

Keep looking.

Recipient:

…

You:

Got it?

Recipient:

HANNIBAL.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Oh, that’s awful.

You:

You love it.

Recipient:

I absolutely love it.

Gift Status

MUG: BLACK.

COFFEE CAPACITY: EXCELLENT.

JOKE: DARK.

RECIPIENT: DELIGHTED.

The Office Gift Exchange

Recipient:

Who’s this from?

You:

Me.

Recipient:

Foodie mug.

Cute.

You:

Look closer.

Recipient:

…

You:

Wait for it.

Recipient:

OH.

Entire Office:

What?

Recipient:

It’s Hannibal Lecter.

Entire Office:

OOOOOH.

You:

Successful gift.

Manager:

Debatable.

The Foodie Friend

You:

I got you something.

Friend:

Coffee mug?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Because I love food?

You:

Partly.

Friend:

And coffee?

You:

Partly.

Friend:

And horror?

You:

Mostly.

Friend turns mug around.

Friend:

Perfect.

Gift Compatibility Status

COFFEE LOVER: YES.

FOODIE: YES.

HORROR FAN: YES.

DARK SENSE OF HUMOR: YES.

MUG MATCH: EXTREME.

The True Crime Friend

Friend:

You know Hannibal is fictional, right?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Good.

You:

He’s a horror character.

Friend:

Excellent.

You:

Why are you checking?

Friend:

The mug says Foodie.

You:

Fair.

The Book Club

Member:

What’s everyone drinking?

Member Two:

Tea.

Member Three:

Coffee.

You:

Coffee.

Member:

Interesting mug.

You:

Thanks.

Member:

We’re discussing a mystery novel.

You:

Perfect.

Member:

Your mug is making me suspicious of you.

You:

Also perfect.

Book Club Status

BOOK: OPEN.

COFFEE: POURED.

THEORIES: MANY.

HANNIBAL MUG: NOT EVIDENCE.

You:

I want that officially recorded.

The Morning Meeting

Boss:

Any questions?

You:

Yes.

Boss:

Go ahead.

You:

Can we refill our coffee first?

Boss:

About the project.

You:

Then no.

Boss:

Fair enough.

Meeting Survival Status

COFFEE: 20%.

ATTENTION: 25%.

SLIDE DECK: 74 SLIDES.

OPTIMISM: 4%.

You:

This should have been an email.

Everyone:

Agreed.

The Late-Night Horror Marathon

Friend:

It’s 2 a.m.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Another movie?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Another coffee?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Is that wise?

You:

Absolutely not.

Friend:

At least you’re honest.

Late-Night Status

TIME: 2:03 A.M.

HORROR MOVIES WATCHED: 4.

COFFEE CONSUMED: QUESTIONABLE.

DECISION-MAKING: DETERIORATING.

You:

Start the next movie.

The Morning After

Friend:

Why are you awake?

You:

Define awake.

Friend:

You drank coffee at 2 a.m.

You:

Past me made decisions.

Friend:

Current you is paying for them.

You:

Mo’ caffeine, mo’ problems.

Friend:

Wrong product.

You:

I’m tired.

The Foodie Black Mug

Perfect for:

Hannibal Lecter fans.

Horror fans.

Psychological-horror fans.

Dark-humor lovers.

Coffee lovers.

Tea drinkers.

Foodies.

Home cooks.

Restaurant enthusiasts.

Cooking-show fans.

Scary-movie fans.

Horror collectors.

Horror-convention regulars.

Halloween enthusiasts.

Spooky-season people.

Year-round horror fans.

People who drink coffee while watching horror movies.

People who drink coffee before watching horror movies.

People who drink coffee after watching horror movies because they now refuse to sleep.

People who require caffeine before conversation.

People who consider coffee a personality trait.

People who have a favorite mug.

People who have seventeen favorite mugs.

People who insist every mug serves a different purpose.

People whose mug cabinet no longer closes.

People who continue buying mugs anyway.

People who own horror mugs.

People who need another horror mug.

People who don’t technically need another horror mug but reject the premise of the question.

People who appreciate dark jokes.

People who appreciate jokes that take a second to register.

People who enjoy watching someone read “Foodie”…

see Hannibal…

pause…

and suddenly understand everything.

People who love creepy coffee mugs.

People who love black mugs.

People who love funny horror gifts.

People who appreciate a refined palate.

People who appreciate a strong cup of coffee.

People who know better than to ask Hannibal what’s for breakfast.

People who definitely know better than to ask what’s for dinner.

People looking for a Hannibal Lecter mug.

People looking for a funny horror mug.

People looking for a black horror coffee mug.

People looking for a foodie gift.

People looking for a horror fan gift.

People looking for a dark-humor coffee mug.

People looking for a Halloween mug.

People looking for a creepy coffee cup.

And anyone whose ideal morning routine is:

Wake up.

Ignore everyone.

Find mug.

Add coffee.

Sip coffee.

Become approximately human.

Notice Hannibal Lecter staring back from the mug.

Read the word:

FOODIE.

Laugh.

Take another sip.

And absolutely do not ask what he’s having for breakfast.

Foodie Black Mug Final Status Report

MUG: BLACK.

MATERIAL: CERAMIC.

SIZE OPTION ONE: 11 OZ.

SIZE OPTION TWO: 15 OZ.

COFFEE: HOT.

CAFFEINE: ACTIVE.

HANNIBAL LECTER: PRESENT.

MASK: PRESENT.

FOODIE: PRINTED.

JOKE: DARK.

PALATE: REFINED.

TABLE MANNERS: IMPECCABLE.

BREAKFAST: QUESTIONS DISCOURAGED.

DINNER: EVEN MORE QUESTIONS DISCOURAGED.

COFFEE PAIRING: SAFE.

FOOD PAIRING: SUBJECT CHANGED.

OFFICE COWORKER: CONFUSED.

OFFICE COWORKER: LOOKING CLOSER.

OFFICE COWORKER: NOW UNDERSTANDS.

OFFICE COWORKER: BACKING AWAY.

BARISTA: AMUSED.

HORROR FAN: APPROVES.

FOODIE: APPROVES WITH RESERVATIONS.

COFFEE LOVER: REFILLING.

MONDAY: STILL TERRIBLE.

CAFFEINE: HELPING.

11 OZ: READY.

15 OZ: FOR SERIOUS SITUATIONS.

DINNER INVITATION FROM HANNIBAL: DECLINED.

COFFEE INVITATION: MAYBE.

APPETITE: NORMAL.

SENSE OF HUMOR: QUESTIONABLE.

MUG COLLECTION: EXPANDING.

CABINET SPACE: SHRINKING.

REGRETS: ZERO.

CURRENT STATUS: SIPPING WITH A TASTE FOR THE TWISTED.

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Warm your soul with a nice cuppa out of this perfectly sized black ceramic mug. The high-quality sublimation printing makes this black ceramic mug the perfect gift for your true coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lover.

.: Black ceramic
.: 11 or 15 oz
.: C-handle

	11oz	15oz
Height, in	3.86	4.72
Diameter, in	3.35	3.35
Diameter (with handle), in	4.72	5.12

 

Weight	N/A