Reach for the Froggy – Unisex T-Shirt – Cute Green Space Creature – Floating Frog

CREATURE: TINY.

COLOR: GREEN.

EARS: ENORMOUS.

CURIOSITY: EXTREME.

FROG: DETECTED.

FROG LOCATION: JUST OUT OF REACH.

LITTLE HAND: EXTENDED.

FROG: FLOATING.

FROG: CONCERNED.

SNACK INTENTIONS: UNCLEAR.

EVERYONE ELSE: PLEASE DON’T EAT THE FROG.

REACH FOR THE FROGGY.

Somewhere in the vast reaches of space…

a tiny green creature has encountered a frog.

Is it a friend?

A pet?

A fascinating new life-form?

A traveling companion?

A scientific discovery?

Lunch?

PLEASE LET IT BE ONE OF THE FIRST FOUR.

The Reach for the Froggy Unisex T-Shirt features an irresistibly adorable little green space creature extending one tiny hand toward a floating frog with the intense concentration of someone who has discovered the most interesting thing in the entire universe.

Unfortunately for the frog…

the creature looks hungry.

Featuring soft, breathable fabric and a comfortable unisex fit, this funny sci-fi-inspired shirt is perfect for frog lovers, science-fiction fans, animal enthusiasts, nerds, geeks, gamers, amphibian fans, weird-humor collectors, and anyone who appreciates adorable creatures making deeply questionable snack decisions.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Adorable Green Space Creature Design – Tiny creature, giant ears, enormous curiosity, questionable understanding of frog boundaries.
• Floating Froggy Fun – A cute little frog finds itself unexpectedly participating in a mysterious cosmic encounter.
• Perfect for Frog Lovers – Especially frog lovers willing to tolerate a little intergalactic amphibian drama.
• Funny Sci-Fi Humor – Mysterious powers are impressive. Using them exclusively to retrieve small animals is considerably funnier.
• Soft & Comfortable Unisex Fit – Soft, breathable fabric makes it great for everyday wear, gaming, lounging, conventions, movie nights, or frog observation.
• Instant Conversation Starter – “Is he going to eat that frog?” is admittedly a strong opening question.
• Great Gift for Nerds & Animal Lovers – Perfect for sci-fi fans, frog enthusiasts, gamers, geeks, amphibian lovers, and people who think tiny green creatures should probably be supervised around wildlife.

The Encounter

TINY GREEN CREATURE: PRESENT.

FROG: PRESENT.

SUPERVISION: INADEQUATE.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

…

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

…

Tiny hand slowly rises.

Frog:

I don’t like where this is going.

Encounter Status

EYE CONTACT: ESTABLISHED.

INTENTIONS: UNKNOWN.

FROG ANXIETY: RISING.

The Human

Human:

Look!

A frog.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Cute, huh?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

You can look.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Human:

But don’t—

Frog begins floating.

Human:

NO.

Wildlife Status

OBSERVATION: ENCOURAGED.

LEVITATION: NOT ENCOURAGED.

The Frog

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

Ribbit?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

Why are you staring at me?

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Frog:

Why are you raising your hand?

Frog begins floating.

Frog:

WHY AM I FLOATING?

Frog Status

GROUND CONTACT: LOST.

QUESTIONS: MANY.

The Snack Question

Human:

Put the frog down.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Gently.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

And we’re not eating it.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Did you hear me?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Why are you looking at me like that?

Snack Status

FROG: NOT A SNACK.

CREATURE: REQUESTING SECOND OPINION.

The Introduction

Human:

This is Froggy.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Froggy is our friend.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Friend.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Not food.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

I need some acknowledgment here.

Relationship Status

FROGGY: FRIEND.

OFFICIAL CLASSIFICATION: NOT FOOD.

CREATURE ACCEPTANCE: PENDING.

The Frog’s Perspective

Frog:

Beautiful day.

Pond is nice.

Flies are plentiful.

Everything is—

Frog begins floating.

Frog:

Oh come on.

Amphibian Status

MORNING: RUINED.

The Pond

Human:

Look at all the frogs!

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Aren’t they cute?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Why did you lick your lips?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

We’re leaving.

Pond Status

FROGS: MANY.

SUPERVISION REQUIREMENT: IMMEDIATE.

Frog Number One

Frog:

Ribbit.

Frog Number Two:

Ribbit.

Frog Number Three:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature raises both hands.

Human:

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Frog Population Status

FROGS: THREE.

HANDS: TWO.

PROBLEM: DEVELOPING.

The Frog Council

Chief Frog:

Meeting called to order.

Frog Two:

What’s the emergency?

Chief Frog:

Tiny green creature.

Frog Three:

Again?

Chief Frog:

Again.

Frog Four:

What does he want?

Entire Frog Council:

WE DON’T KNOW.

Council Status

THREAT LEVEL: ADORABLE BUT CONCERNING.

The Wildlife Expert

Expert:

When encountering wildlife, maintain a respectful distance.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Expert:

Do not disturb the animal.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Expert:

Do not attempt to pick it up.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Expert:

And definitely do not levitate—

Frog floats upward.

Expert:

—the frog.

Wildlife Education Status

LESSON: FAILED IMMEDIATELY.

The Biologist

Biologist:

Fascinating specimen.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Biologist:

Observe the amphibian’s behavior.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Biologist:

Notice its adaptation to—

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Biologist:

Please don’t interfere with my specimen.

Research Status

BIOLOGIST: STUDYING FROG.

CREATURE: ALSO STUDYING FROG.

REASONS: PROBABLY DIFFERENT.

The Scientist

Scientist:

Extraordinary.

Assistant:

The frog?

Scientist:

No.

The frog is floating.

Assistant:

You’re right.

Scientist:

There is no visible mechanism.

Assistant:

Should we investigate?

Scientist:

Absolutely.

Tiny Green Creature pulls frog closer.

Scientist:

Quickly.

Experimental Status

PHYSICS: QUESTIONED.

FROG: WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE.

The Physicist

Physicist:

There must be a force acting on the frog.

Assistant:

What kind?

Physicist:

Unknown.

Assistant:

Magnetic?

Physicist:

Unlikely.

Assistant:

Gravitational?

Physicist:

No.

Assistant:

Tiny-green-creature-related?

Physicist:

That’s not a recognized category.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Physicist:

It may need to be.

Physics Status

KNOWN FORCES: BEING RECONSIDERED.

The Frog Scientist

Herpetologist:

Please put down my frog.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Herpetologist:

That’s an important research specimen.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Herpetologist:

Gently.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Herpetologist:

GENTLY.

Frog returns to ground.

Herpetologist:

Thank you.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand again.

Herpetologist:

NO.

Research Status

SPECIMEN: SAFE.

SPECIMEN SAFETY DURATION: APPROXIMATELY FOUR SECONDS.

The Veterinarian

Vet:

What’s the problem?

Human:

He keeps reaching for frogs.

Vet:

Your frog?

Human:

No.

Him.

Vet looks at tiny green creature.

Vet:

That’s not what I expected.

Human:

Nobody expects this.

Medical Status

PATIENT: UNCLEAR.

FROG: NERVOUS.

The Pet Store

Employee:

Can I help you?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

Looking for a pet?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

Fish?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

Hamster?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

Frog?

Tiny Green Creature immediately raises hand.

Employee:

Okay.

That’s a reaction.

Shopping Status

PREFERENCE: FROG.

REASON: UNCONFIRMED.

The Pet Question

Human:

Do you want the frog as a pet?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Friend?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Companion?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Please say yes to literally any of those.

Intent Status

PET: POSSIBLE.

FRIEND: POSSIBLE.

SNACK: WE’RE NOT DISCUSSING THAT OPTION.

The Adoption

Employee:

Congratulations.

Here’s your frog.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

You’ll need a proper habitat.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

Fresh water.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

Appropriate food.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

For the frog.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Employee:

I feel like I need to emphasize that.

Adoption Status

FROG: ADOPTED.

PAPERWORK: COMPLETE.

FROG: STILL SUSPICIOUS.

The New Pet

Human:

What should we name him?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Hopper?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Ribbit?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Sir Hops-a-Lot?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Snack—

Tiny Green Creature reacts.

Human:

NO.

Bad suggestion.

Naming Status

NAME: UNDECIDED.

“SNACK”: REMOVED FROM LIST.

Froggy Bedtime

Human:

Froggy goes in the habitat.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

You sleep over here.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Separate areas.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Why are you staring at Froggy?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

I’m moving the habitat.

Night Status

FROG: SECURED.

CREATURE: WATCHING.

HUMAN: NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT.

Midnight

Human wakes up.

Human:

What are you doing?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Why is the frog floating?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

PUT FROGGY BACK.

2:13 A.M. Status

FROG: AIRBORNE.

HOUSEHOLD: AWAKE.

Breakfast

Human:

Here’s breakfast.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Fruit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Eat.

Tiny Green Creature looks toward frog habitat.

Human:

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Breakfast Status

FRUIT: AVAILABLE.

FROG: NOT AVAILABLE.

The Grocery Store

Human:

Need anything?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Cookies?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Fruit?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Crackers?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Tiny Green Creature spots toy frog.

Tiny hand rises.

Human:

At least that one isn’t alive.

Shopping Status

TOY FROG: ACCEPTABLE TARGET.

The Toy Frog

Human:

Here.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Your own frog.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Stuffed.

Not alive.

Tiny Green Creature reaches.

Human:

See?

This is much less stressful.

Toy Status

FROG: PLUSH.

FROG ANXIETY: ZERO.

HUMAN ANXIETY: IMPROVING.

The Real Frog Returns

Real Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature drops toy.

Human:

Oh no.

Tiny hand rises.

Human:

WE BOUGHT YOU THE TOY FOR A REASON.

Replacement Status

TOY FROG: REJECTED.

AUTHENTIC FROG: PREFERRED.

The Frog Escape

Human:

Where’s Froggy?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Seriously.

Where is Froggy?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Why is the window open?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Did he escape?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

You look disappointed.

Honestly, that’s reassuring.

Escape Status

FROG: FREE.

CREATURE: SAD.

HUMAN: RELIEVED.

The Reunion

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Is that Froggy?

Tiny Green Creature’s eyes widen.

Human:

Aww.

You missed him.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Human:

And we’re back to this.

Reunion Status

EMOTIONAL: YES.

SAFE: DEBATABLE.

The Frog Sanctuary

Worker:

These frogs are protected.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Worker:

No touching.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Worker:

No feeding.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Worker:

No disturbing them.

Tiny hand rises.

Worker:

What exactly are you doing?

Human:

We should leave.

Sanctuary Status

FROGS: PROTECTED.

VISITOR: BEING ESCORTED OUT.

The Zoo

Child:

Look!

Frogs!

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Parent:

Why is that little green guy staring at the enclosure?

Human:

Long story.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Human:

VERY LONG STORY.

Zoo Status

ENCLOSURE: SECURE.

CONFIDENCE IN SECURITY: DECLINING.

The Aquarium

Friend:

Fish!

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Friend:

Cool, huh?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Friend:

Turtles!

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Friend:

Frogs!

Tiny Green Creature immediately reacts.

Friend:

Oh.

So that’s his thing.

Preference Status

FISH: INTERESTING.

TURTLES: INTERESTING.

FROGS: PRIORITY.

The Nature Documentary

Narrator:

The frog waits patiently beside the pond.

Tiny Green Creature leans toward television.

Narrator:

Unaware that—

Tiny Green Creature raises hand toward screen.

Human:

It doesn’t work through television.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Please don’t prove me wrong.

Documentary Status

FROG: DIGITAL.

FROG: SAFE-ISH.

The Frog Video

Human:

Look.

Cute frog video.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

See him hopping?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Tiny hand reaches toward screen.

Human:

You really have one hobby.

Entertainment Status

CONTENT PREFERENCE: AMPHIBIAN.

The Nature Walk

Guide:

Please stay on the trail.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Guide:

Observe wildlife from a distance.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Guide:

Don’t touch anything.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature stops.

Human:

Keep walking.

Trail Status

DISTANCE COMPLETED: 0.7 MILES.

FROG ENCOUNTER: ONE.

FORWARD PROGRESS: ENDED.

The Camping Trip

Friend:

Beautiful night.

Human:

Yep.

Friend:

Stars are incredible.

Human:

Yep.

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature sits upright.

Human:

No.

Friend:

What?

Human:

You heard me.

No.

Camping Status

STARS: IGNORED.

FROG: DETECTED.

The Swamp

Friend:

This seems like a bad idea.

Human:

Why?

Friend:

Look around.

Frog:

Ribbit.

Another Frog:

Ribbit.

Twenty More Frogs:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Oh no.

Swamp Status

FROGS: EVERYWHERE.

CREATURE: OVERWHELMED WITH OPPORTUNITY.

The Frog Buffet

Tiny Green Creature looks around swamp.

Human:

Don’t you dare think of this as a buffet.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

I know that look.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

These are wildlife.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

WILD.

LIFE.

Classification Status

FROGS: ANIMALS.

NOT HORS D’OEUVRES.

The Frog Choir

Frogs:

Ribbit.

Ribbit.

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

They’re singing.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Beautiful, isn’t it?

Tiny hand rises.

Human:

DO NOT LEVITATE THE CHOIR.

Concert Status

PERFORMERS: AMPHIBIANS.

AUDIENCE BEHAVIOR: QUESTIONABLE.

Frog Karaoke

Frog:

RIBBIT.

Second Frog:

RIBBIT.

Third Frog:

RIBBIT.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Your turn.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Anything?

Tiny Green Creature reaches.

Human:

That’s not singing.

Karaoke Status

VOCALS: ABSENT.

REACHING: EXCELLENT.

Frog Olympics

Announcer:

Next event:

Long jump.

Frog jumps.

Crowd cheers.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Frog stops midair.

Announcer:

DISQUALIFIED.

Sports Status

ATHLETE: FROG.

UNAUTHORIZED ASSISTANCE: DETECTED.

Frog Racing

Person One:

Mine’s winning!

Person Two:

No, mine!

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Frog begins floating toward finish line.

Official:

HEY!

Race Status

WINNER: DISQUALIFIED FOR SUSPICIOUS AIR TRAVEL.

The Magician

Magician:

For my next trick…

I shall make this frog disappear.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Magician:

Watch carefully.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Frog floats away.

Magician:

…

Audience applauds.

Magician:

That wasn’t me.

Magic Status

TRICK: SUCCESSFUL.

MAGICIAN: CONFUSED.

The Circus

Ringmaster:

Behold!

The amazing flying frog!

Frog floats across stage.

Audience cheers.

Tiny Green Creature sits quietly in front row.

Human:

You’re doing that, aren’t you?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

At least you’re not eating it.

Circus Status

FROG: FLYING.

ETHICS: IMPROVED-ISH.

The Talent Show

Judge:

What’s your talent?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Judge:

Singing?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Judge:

Dancing?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog placed on table.

Tiny hand rises.

Frog floats.

Judge:

…

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Judge:

Golden buzzer.

Talent Status

TALENT: EXTREMELY SPECIFIC.

The Frog Birthday Party

Human:

Happy birthday, Froggy!

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Look.

Tiny little cake.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

That’s Froggy’s cake.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Not yours.

Tiny Green Creature reaches.

Human:

WHY DID I THINK THIS WOULD WORK?

Birthday Status

FROG: CELEBRATED.

CAKE: ENDANGERED.

The Frog Wedding

Officiant:

Do you take this frog—

Human:

Why are we doing this?

Friend:

Just go with it.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Human:

Put the groom down.

Wedding Status

CEREMONY: INTERRUPTED.

GROOM: AIRBORNE.

The Frog Detective

Detective Frog:

We have a case.

Partner Frog:

What happened?

Detective:

Three frogs vanished from the pond.

Partner:

Any suspects?

Tiny Green Creature appears behind them.

Detective:

Case closed.

Investigation Status

SUSPECT: EXTREMELY OBVIOUS.

Frog Court

Judge Frog:

You stand accused of unauthorized amphibian levitation.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Judge Frog:

How do you plead?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Judge Frog:

Do you understand the charges?

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Judge Frog begins floating.

Judge Frog:

CONTEMPT OF COURT!

Legal Status

DEFENDANT: SILENT.

JUDGE: AIRBORNE.

TRIAL: ADJOURNED.

Frog Security

Security Frog:

Nobody gets past me.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Security Frog:

I’m serious.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Security Frog:

Don’t raise that hand.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Security Frog:

I SAID—

Security Status

SECURITY: LEVITATING.

The Frog Army

General Frog:

Positions!

Frogs line up.

General:

Our opponent is small.

General:

Green.

General:

Adorable.

General:

Do not underestimate him.

Tiny Green Creature raises both hands.

General:

RETREAT!

Military Status

FROGS: MANY.

CONFIDENCE: FORMERLY HIGH.

The Frog Negotiation

Ambassador Frog:

We offer flies.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Ambassador:

Mosquitoes?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Ambassador:

Beetles?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Ambassador:

What do you want?

Tiny Green Creature reaches toward ambassador.

Ambassador:

NEGOTIATIONS HAVE FAILED.

Diplomatic Status

PEACE TALKS: COLLAPSED.

Interplanetary First Contact

Scientist:

We’ve discovered alien life.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Scientist:

A new species.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Scientist:

This could change everything.

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Scientist:

Please don’t eat our scientific breakthrough.

First Contact Status

DISCOVERY: HISTORIC.

DISCOVERY SAFETY: QUESTIONABLE.

The Space Mission

Captain:

Mission objective:

Explore new worlds.

Engineer:

Ready.

Navigator:

Ready.

Scientist:

Ready.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Captain:

You ready?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog hops across control panel.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Captain:

Apparently now he is.

Mission Status

DESTINATION: UNKNOWN.

FROG: UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER.

Zero Gravity Frog

Frog floats naturally.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Astronaut:

Don’t.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Astronaut:

He’s already floating.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand anyway.

Astronaut:

YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO DO THAT.

Zero Gravity Status

FROG: FLOATING NATURALLY.

MYSTERIOUS POWERS: COMPLETELY REDUNDANT.

The Space Station

Announcement:

Attention crew.

A frog has escaped from the biology lab.

Tiny Green Creature slowly looks up.

Human:

No.

Announcement:

Please report any sightings.

Tiny Green Creature stands.

Human:

NO.

Station Status

FROG: MISSING.

CREATURE: EXTREMELY MOTIVATED TO HELP.

CREATURE HELP: NOT REQUESTED.

The Space Frog

Scientist:

This frog evolved on another planet.

Human:

Amazing.

Scientist:

Entirely unique biology.

Human:

Incredible.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Scientist:

Why is he staring at it?

Human:

You don’t want to know.

Discovery Status

SPECIES: UNIQUE.

SCIENTIFIC VALUE: IMMENSE.

SNACK VALUE: WE ARE NOT CALCULATING THAT.

The Galactic Zoo

Guide:

Here we have the rare cosmic tree frog.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Guide:

Extremely valuable.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Guide:

Please maintain distance.

Tiny hand rises.

Guide:

SECURITY.

Zoo Status

EXHIBIT: RARE.

VISITOR: BANNED SOON.

The Cosmic Frog King

Frog King:

Who dares summon me?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog King:

Do you know who I am?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog King:

I rule twelve ponds!

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Frog King:

WAIT.

Royal Status

CROWN: PRESENT.

DIGNITY: PRESENT.

GROUND CONTACT: NO LONGER PRESENT.

The Ancient Prophecy

Scholar:

The prophecy tells of a small green traveler.

Student:

What does he do?

Scholar:

He reaches.

Student:

For knowledge?

Scholar:

No.

Student:

Power?

Scholar:

No.

Student:

Destiny?

Scholar:

Frog.

Student:

Frog?

Scholar:

Frog.

Prophecy Status

DESTINY: AMPHIBIOUS.

The Oracle

Traveler:

Show me my future.

Oracle:

I see…

a frog.

Traveler:

A frog?

Oracle:

Floating.

Traveler:

Why?

Oracle:

Tiny green creature.

Traveler:

That raises more questions.

Oracle:

Prophecy usually does.

Future Status

FROG: INEVITABLE.

The Philosopher

Philosopher:

What does the frog represent?

Student:

Nature?

Philosopher:

Perhaps.

Student:

Transformation?

Philosopher:

Possibly.

Student:

Renewal?

Philosopher:

Interesting.

Tiny Green Creature reaches.

Philosopher:

Or maybe he just wants the frog.

Philosophical Status

SYMBOLISM: OPTIONAL.

FROG: DEFINITELY PRESENT.

The Meditation Teacher

Teacher:

Clear your thoughts.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Teacher:

Let go of desire.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature opens eyes.

Teacher:

Ignore it.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny hand rises.

Teacher:

We were doing so well.

Enlightenment Status

INNER PEACE: INTERRUPTED BY FROG.

The Life Coach

Coach:

Reach for your goals.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Coach:

Don’t let anything stop you.

Tiny Green Creature spots frog.

Coach:

Yes!

Focus!

Tiny hand rises.

Coach:

Wait.

That’s not what I—

Frog floats closer.

Coach:

Technically you followed the advice.

Goal Status

GOAL: FROG.

PROGRESS: EXCELLENT.

The Motivational Poster

REACH FOR THE STARS.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog hops past.

Tiny Green Creature reaches.

Revised Poster:

REACH FOR THE FROGGY.

Motivation Status

STARS: TOO FAR.

FROG: ACHIEVABLE.

The Programmer

Programmer:

Code won’t compile.

Coworker:

Why?

Programmer:

No idea.

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature reaches.

Programmer:

Honestly, he’s making more progress than I am.

Development Status

BUILD: FAILED.

FROG RETRIEVAL: SUCCESSFUL.

The Gamer

Game Master:

You enter a swamp.

Player:

What do I see?

Game Master:

Frogs.

Tiny Green Creature Player:

…

Game Master:

Don’t.

Player:

I roll to grab frog.

Game Master:

Of course you do.

Gaming Status

QUEST: IGNORED.

SIDE QUEST: FROG.

Roll for Frog

Game Master:

Roll.

Dice:

20.  

Everyone:

NO.

Game Master:

Critical frog.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Achievement Unlocked:

REACH FOR THE FROGGY

Achievement Status

RARITY: LEGENDARY.

The Movie Marathon

Friend:

Snacks ready?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Drinks?

You:

Yep.

Frog on screen:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature reaches toward television.

Friend:

Does he always do that?

You:

Every time.

Movie Night Status

MOVIE: PLAYING.

FROG: DIGITAL.

FROG SAFETY: REASONABLY HIGH.

The Convention

Attendee:

Love the shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Attendee:

Little green creature reaching for a frog?

You:

Yep.

Attendee:

Is the frog okay?

You:

That’s the question.

Attendee:

I’m emotionally invested now.

Convention Status

CONVERSATION: STARTED.

FROG WELFARE: PRIMARY TOPIC.

The Frog Lover

Frog Lover:

Cute frog!

You:

Thanks.

Frog Lover:

Cute little space creature too.

You:

Thanks.

Frog Lover:

He’s not going to eat it, right?

You:

…

Frog Lover:

RIGHT?

Frog Lover Status

INITIAL MOOD: DELIGHTED.

CURRENT MOOD: CONCERNED.

The Sci-Fi Fan

Friend:

Cute alien.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Floating frog.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Why?

You:

Space.

Friend:

That explains nothing.

You:

Exactly.

Sci-Fi Status

LORE: OPTIONAL.

FROG: REQUIRED.

The Non-Nerd

Person:

I don’t understand the shirt.

You:

Tiny green space creature.

Person:

Okay.

You:

Frog.

Person:

Okay.

You:

Creature wants frog.

Person:

Why?

You:

That’s the joke.

Person:

Honestly?

Fair enough.

Universal Humor Status

BACKSTORY REQUIRED: ZERO.

FROG REQUIRED: ONE.

The Animal Lover

Friend:

Please tell me Froggy survives.

You:

Froggy survives.

Friend:

Promise?

You:

It’s a T-shirt.

Friend:

PROMISE.

You:

Froggy survives.

Friend:

Thank you.

Emotional Status

FROG: SAFE IN OUR VERSION OF EVENTS.

The Shirt at the Zoo

Stranger:

Nice shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Stranger:

Frog exhibit is over there.

You:

Don’t tell him.

Stranger:

Tell who?

You point at graphic.

Stranger:

Ah.

Zoo Visit Status

FROG LOCATION: CLASSIFIED.

The Shirt at the Pet Store

Employee:

Looking for anything?

You:

No.

Employee:

Frogs are half off today.

You:

Please don’t say that near the shirt.

Employee:

What?

You:

Long story.

Retail Status

FROG SALE: ACTIVE.

SHIRT: INTERESTED.

The Shirt at the Office

Coworker:

What’s he reaching for?

You:

Frog.

Coworker:

Why?

You:

Frog reasons.

Coworker:

What’s a frog reason?

You:

Exactly.

Workplace Status

PRODUCTIVITY: LOW.

FROG DISCUSSION: HIGH.

The Meeting

Manager:

Any questions?

You:

No.

Manager:

Concerns?

You:

No.

Manager:

Action items?

Tiny Green Creature on shirt:

REACH FOR FROGGY.

You:

Apparently one.

Meeting Status

AGENDA: COMPLETE.

FROG: NEXT.

Casual Friday

Coworker:

That’s adorable.

You:

Thanks.

Coworker:

Is that frog floating?

You:

Yes.

Coworker:

Why?

You:

Because casual Friday has gotten out of control.

Office Status

DRESS CODE: CASUAL.

PHYSICS CODE: ALSO CASUAL.

The Teacher

Student:

Cool shirt.

Teacher:

Thanks.

Student:

Why is the frog floating?

Teacher:

Excellent question.

Student:

What’s the answer?

Teacher:

That’s tomorrow’s lesson.

Education Status

CURRICULUM: IMPROVISED.

The Science Teacher

Teacher:

Today’s topic is amphibians.

Tiny Green Creature graphic:

…

Teacher:

Frogs are—

Student:

Is your shirt trying to steal the lesson?

Teacher:

Apparently.

Classroom Status

SUBJECT: FROGS.

VISUAL AID: QUESTIONABLE.

The Biology Student

Student:

I have an exam on amphibians tomorrow.

Friend:

Ready?

Student:

No.

Friend:

Study.

Student:

I bought a frog shirt.

Friend:

That’s not studying.

Student:

It’s immersive learning.

Academic Status

TEXTBOOK: CLOSED.

FROG SHIRT: ON.

CONFIDENCE: UNJUSTIFIED.

The Gift

Recipient:

What did you get me?

You:

Something weird.

Recipient:

Good start.

Recipient opens gift.

Recipient:

Tiny green alien?

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Floating frog?

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Why?

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

I love it.

Gift Status

WEIRD: YES.

CUTE: YES.

FROGGY: YES.

The Frog Lover Gift

Recipient:

OH MY GOD.

You:

You like it?

Recipient:

FROG.

You:

There’s also a—

Recipient:

FROG.

You:

Right.

Gift Status

RECIPIENT FOCUS: FROG.

The Nerd Gift

Recipient:

Space creature.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Mysterious floating frog.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Questionable snack implications.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Perfect.

Nerd Status

GIFT SUCCESS: CONFIRMED.

The Introvert

Friend:

Want to go to a party?

You:

No.

Friend:

Nature walk?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

There’s a frog pond.

You:

What time?

Social Battery Status

PARTY: DECLINED.

FROG-BASED ACTIVITY: CONSIDERED.

The Frog Person

Friend:

How many frog things do you own?

You:

Define “too many.”

Friend:

I didn’t say too many.

You:

Good.

Because we’re going to get along.

Collection Status

FROG ITEMS: NUMEROUS.

COLLECTION COMPLETE: NEVER.

The Space Nerd

Friend:

Why would an advanced cosmic creature care about a frog?

You:

Why wouldn’t he?

Friend:

There are galaxies to explore.

You:

Frog.

Friend:

Alien civilizations.

You:

Frog.

Friend:

Mysteries of the universe.

You:

Frog.

Friend:

Okay.

You win.

Priority Status

GALAXY: HUGE.

MYSTERIES: INFINITE.

FROG: RIGHT THERE.

The Ultimate Superpower

Friend:

If you had telekinesis, what would you do?

You:

Change the world.

Friend:

Really?

You:

No.

I’d retrieve snacks from the couch.

Friend:

At least you’re honest.

You:

And maybe frogs.

Friend:

Why frogs?

You:

The shirt has influenced me.

Power Status

POTENTIAL: LIMITLESS.

APPLICATION: RIDICULOUS.

The Hero

Citizen:

Help!

Hero:

What’s wrong?

Citizen:

Frog stuck on rock.

Tiny Green Creature raises hand.

Frog floats safely down.

Citizen:

You saved him!

Human:

See?

THAT is how we use the frog powers.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

We’re making progress.

Hero Status

FROG: RESCUED.

CREATURE: REDEEMED.

The Frog Rescue

Rescuer:

We need to move this frog safely.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Rescuer:

Gently.

Tiny hand rises.

Frog floats across path.

Rescuer:

Perfect.

Human:

Finally.

A responsible application.

Tiny Green Creature stares at frog.

Human:

Don’t ruin it.

Rescue Status

FROG: SAFE.

TRUST: CAUTIOUSLY INCREASING.

The Friendship Arc

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog hops closer.

Tiny Green Creature reaches.

Human:

Gently.

Tiny Green Creature gently pats frog.

Human:

YES!

Friendship Status

FROG: FRIEND.

SNACK CLASSIFICATION: OFFICIALLY REVOKED.

Best Friends

Frog:

Ribbit.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Frog hops.

Tiny Green Creature follows.

Human:

Look at you two.

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

This is much better.

Friendship Status

FROGGY: SAFE.

CREATURE: HAPPY.

HUMAN: FINALLY RELAXING.

Five Minutes Later

Human:

Where’s Froggy?

Tiny Green Creature:

…

Human:

Why are you raising your hand?

Human:

WE JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH.

Progress Status

ONE STEP FORWARD.

ONE FROG UPWARD.

The Reach for the Froggy Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

Frog lovers.

Frog people.

Frog collectors.

Amphibian enthusiasts.

Nature lovers.

Animal lovers.

Wildlife fans.

Biology students.

Biologists.

Herpetology enthusiasts.

Science teachers.

Science nerds.

Sci-fi fans.

Space enthusiasts.

Alien fans.

Cute creature fans.

Nerds.

Geeks.

Gamers.

Programmers.

Engineers.

Movie-marathon enthusiasts.

Convention attendees.

People who love weird shirts.

People who love cute shirts.

People who love weird AND cute shirts.

People who believe frogs make everything better.

People who stop walking whenever they see a frog.

People who photograph frogs.

People who send frog pictures to friends.

People whose camera roll contains an unreasonable number of frogs.

People who say “look at this little guy” every time they see an amphibian.

People who rescue frogs from roads.

People who inspect ponds for frogs.

People who hear one ribbit and immediately start looking around.

People who own frog figurines.

People who own frog plushies.

People who own frog mugs.

People who own frog stickers.

People who clearly need a frog shirt too.

People who would use mysterious cosmic abilities for extremely mundane purposes.

People who would retrieve the remote without leaving the couch.

People who would retrieve snacks without leaving the couch.

People who would apparently retrieve frogs without leaving the couch.

People looking for a funny frog shirt.

People looking for a cute frog T-shirt.

People looking for a sci-fi frog shirt.

People looking for a cute alien shirt.

People looking for an amphibian lover gift.

People looking for a nerdy gift.

People looking for a science-fiction humor tee.

People looking for something adorable, strange, nerdy, and wonderfully unnecessary.

And anyone who understands the universe’s most important sequence of events:

See frog.

Admire frog.

Approach frog.

Do not scare frog.

Do not eat frog.

Seriously.

Don’t.

Just admire the frog.

Maybe take a picture.

Let the frog continue doing frog things.

Unless, of course, you’re a tiny green space creature with mysterious abilities.

In that case…

REACH FOR THE FROGGY.

But gently.

Reach for the Froggy Final Amphibian Status Report

CREATURE: TINY.

CREATURE COLOR: GREEN.

EARS: ENORMOUS.

CUTENESS: EXCESSIVE.

FROG: DETECTED.

FROG SIZE: SMALL.

FROG COLOR: FROGGY.

FROG ACTIVITY: FROGGING.

FROG LOCATION: NEARBY.

LITTLE HAND: EXTENDED.

FROG: FLOATING.

PHYSICS: CONCERNED.

BIOLOGIST: CONCERNED.

HERPETOLOGIST: VERY CONCERNED.

FROG: MOST CONCERNED.

CREATURE INTENTIONS: UNCLEAR.

PET POSSIBILITY: YES.

FRIEND POSSIBILITY: YES.

SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY: POSSIBLE.

SNACK POSSIBILITY: OFFICIALLY DISCOURAGED.

POND: MONITORED.

SWAMP: DANGEROUSLY FULL OF OPPORTUNITY.

FROG SANCTUARY: ON ALERT.

PET STORE: WATCHING HIM.

ZOO: ALSO WATCHING HIM.

WILDLIFE RULES: EXPLAINED.

WILDLIFE RULES UNDERSTOOD: DEBATABLE.

TOY FROG: PROVIDED.

TOY FROG: INSUFFICIENT.

REAL FROG: PREFERRED.

FROG COUNCIL: CONVENED.

FROG SECURITY: FAILED.

FROG COURT: ADJOURNED.

FROG KING: AIRBORNE.

SCIENTISTS: TAKING NOTES.

PHYSICISTS: REWRITING NOTES.

ANIMAL LOVERS: DEMANDING ANSWERS.

FROGGY: EVENTUALLY SAFE.

FRIENDSHIP: POSSIBLE.

SUPERVISION: STILL RECOMMENDED.

MYSTERIOUS COSMIC POWER: IMPRESSIVE.

USE OF MYSTERIOUS COSMIC POWER: EXTREMELY SPECIFIC.

GALAXY: ENORMOUS.

PLANETS: COUNTLESS.

STARS: BILLIONS.

MYSTERIES: INFINITE.

CREATURE’S PRIORITY: FROG.

MISSION OBJECTIVE: CLEAR.

HAND: READY.

FROGGY: TARGETED.

CURRENT STATUS: REACH FOR THE FROGGY.

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