🕊️💩 If I Was a Bird… Unisex T-Shirt – Petty Takes Flight
Price range: $19.99 through $25.99
Soar into savage humor with this If I Was a Bird I Know Who I’d Shit On Unisex T-Shirt. Equal parts cheeky and relatable, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever fantasized about flying high… and getting even.
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🕊️💩 If I Was a Bird… Unisex T-Shirt – Petty Takes Flight
Soar into savage humor with this If I Was a Bird I Know Who I’d Shit On Unisex T-Shirt. Equal parts cheeky and relatable, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever fantasized about flying high… and getting even.
Why You’ll Love It:
🕊️ Feathered and Feisty – Bold text delivers the ultimate petty punchline with winged style.
👕 Unisex Fit for Every Smart Beak – Soft, comfy cotton with a relaxed fit that’s perfect for casual shade-throwing and not-so-subtle statements.
🤣 High-Flying Humor – Whether you’re passive-aggressive or just aggressively honest, this shirt lets your sarcasm soar.
🎁 Perfect Gift for the Salty & Sarcastic – Great for that one friend who always keeps a list… and would absolutely use it if they had wings.
Because if karma had feathers, you’d be the bird.
Tags:
Funny Petty T-Shirt, If I Was a Bird Shirt, Hilarious Quote Tee, Sarcastic Unisex Shirt, Savage Humor Tee, Passive Aggressive Apparel, Bird Poop Joke Shirt, Relatable Graphic T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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