🖖👶 Emotionally Unavailable Baby Bodysuit – Too Small for Feelings, Too Cute to Handle

🖖👶 Emotionally Unavailable Baby Bodysuit – Too Small for Feelings, Too Cute to Handle

For the tiniest Vulcan in training, this Emotionally Unavailable baby one-piece bodysuit brings logic, laughs, and a whole lot of adorable. Featuring a cartoon-style Spock giving the Vulcan salute, it’s perfect for little ones who already prefer naptime over emotional drama.

Why You’ll Love It:

🖖 Adorably Logical Design – Features a baby-friendly version of Spock with the phrase “Emotionally Unavailable” — because feelings are for grown-ups.

🍼 Soft for Sensitive Skin – Made from cozy, breathable cotton with snap closures for quick changes and warp-speed dressing.

😄 Tiny Attitude, Big Laughs – The perfect mix of sci-fi humor and baby sass for future introverts and current cuddle-deniers.

🪐 Great Gift for Nerdy Parents – Ideal for Trekkie moms and dads who want their little ones to live long, prosper, and maybe skip the meltdown.

Because even the smallest crew members need space… personal space.

Tags:
Funny Baby Bodysuit, Emotionally Unavailable Onesie, Spock Baby Outfit, Star Trek Baby Gift, Nerdy Baby Clothes, Vulcan Humor Bodysuit, Logical Baby Apparel, Geeky Infant Gift

Product features
– Made from strong and smooth fabric
– Variety of fiber compositions available
– Side seams for structural support
– Ribbed knit binding for softness
– Plastic snaps for easy closure

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean
– Do not iron

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Rabbit Skins 4424, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For children, Made in India

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean