🙅‍♀️👕 Thou Shalt Not Try Me ~Mom Unisex T-Shirt – Holy Sass, Parental Authority

🙅‍♀️👕 Thou Shalt Not Try Me ~Mom Unisex T-Shirt – Holy Sass, Parental Authority

Lay down the law with divine comedic timing in the Thou Shalt Not Try Me ~Mom Unisex T-Shirt. Perfect for anyone who’s survived (or delivered) a classic mom warning, this tee turns timeless wisdom into a hilarious commandment.

Why You’ll Love It:

📜 Biblically Bold Humor – Features the side-eye-worthy quote “Thou Shalt Not Try Me ~Mom” in stylish script for maximum comedic effect.

👕 Unisex Fit for Saints & Sinners – Soft, breathable cotton in a relaxed cut that feels heavenly on everyone—whether you’re laying down rules or breaking them.

🎨 Crisp, Classic Design – High-quality print with an old-school flair that pairs great with sarcasm and snacks.

😂 Everyday Mood Statement – Perfect for moms, kids, or anyone who’s felt the wrath of the matriarch.

🎁 Perfect Gift for Mom (or Her Victims) – Great for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or anyone who’s ever been warned with a look.

Because some commandments come with a side of side-eye.

Tags:
Funny Mom Shirt, Thou Shalt Not Try Me Tee, Unisex Sass T-Shirt, Parental Humor Apparel, Commandment Joke Shirt, Mom Life Graphic Tee, Biblical Joke Shirt, Family Quote T-Shirt

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean