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100% Plant Based – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Vegan, Vegetarian & Plant Lover
100% PLANT BASED.
Could mean your diet.
Could mean your lifestyle.
Could mean your house contains enough plants to qualify as a small botanical garden.
We’re not here to investigate.
The 100% Plant Based Unisex T-Shirt delivers a simple, bold statement with plenty of room for interpretation. It’s a natural pick for vegans, vegetarians, plant-based eaters, gardeners, houseplant collectors, farmers’ market regulars, and anyone whose relationship with leafy things has become increasingly serious.
No complicated explanation.
No ingredient list.
Just:
100% PLANT BASED.
Let everyone else figure out the details.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Bold “100% Plant Based” Design – A clean, straightforward statement that’s easy to read and instantly recognizable.
- Perfect for Plant-Based Eaters – Great for vegans, vegetarians, and anyone who enjoys putting plants at the center of the menu.
- Works for Plant Lovers Too – Gardeners, houseplant collectors, farmers, and people who name their monstera can absolutely claim this one.
- Easy Everyday Humor – Wear it to the farmers’ market, grocery store, garden center, café, plant shop, or anywhere leafy decisions are being made.
- Great Conversation Starter – Someone will eventually ask exactly how plant based you are. Prepare your answer accordingly.
- Simple Statement Style – The message does the work without requiring an elaborate graphic or lengthy explanation.
- Fun Gift for Plant People – Great for vegans, vegetarians, gardeners, plant moms, plant dads, houseplant addicts, veggie lovers, and anyone currently running out of windowsills.
So…How Plant Based Are We Talking?
Friend:
“Your shirt says 100% Plant Based.”
“Yes.”
“Does that mean you’re vegan?”
“Possibly.”
“Vegetarian?”
“Could be.”
“Gardener?”
“Maybe.”
“Houseplant person?”
You glance toward living room containing 47 plants.
“Let’s not make accusations.”
The Grocery Store
Cart contents:
Spinach.
Avocados.
Tomatoes.
Peppers.
Beans.
Bananas.
Mushrooms.
Someone behind you notices shirt.
Then cart.
Then shirt again.
They nod.
Brand consistency.
The Farmers’ Market
Vendor:
“Would you like some kale?”
You point at shirt.
Vendor:
“Right.”
Ten minutes later:
Carrots.
Tomatoes.
Peppers.
Herbs.
Three vegetables you don’t recognize but bought because farmer seemed enthusiastic.
Farmers’ markets are dangerous.
The Houseplant Interpretation
Visitor:
“Wow. You have lot of plants.”
“Thanks.”
“How many?”
“No idea.”
“You don’t know?”
“At certain point you stop counting.”
They notice shirt.
100% PLANT BASED.
“Ohhh.”
Exactly.
The Garden Center
You enter for:
One bag of soil.
That’s it.
Nothing else.
Twenty minutes later:
New pot.
Two herbs.
Three succulents.
Interesting fern.
Another plant you absolutely do not have room for.
Employee:
“Anything else?”
You look at shirt.
Then cart.
Then greenhouse.
“Don’t tempt me.”
The Salad
Friend:
“What did you order?”
“Salad.”
“Of course.”
“What does that mean?”
They point at shirt.
Fair.
The Burger
Friend:
“Plant-based burger?”
“Yes.”
“Isn’t that pretending to be meat?”
“No, it’s pretending to be lunch.”
Excellent clarification.
Continue eating.
The Restaurant Question
Server:
“Any dietary preferences?”
You point at shirt.
Server:
“Right.”
Friend:
“You know you can just answer question.”
Where’s fun in that?
The Refrigerator
You open door.
Leafy greens.
Vegetables.
Fruit.
Containers.
Something green in back that may have become sentient.
You stare at it.
It stares back.
Technically still plant based.
Probably.
Close door.
We’ll deal with that tomorrow.
The Herb Garden
Basil.
Mint.
Rosemary.
Parsley.
Cilantro.
You started with one pot.
Now there’s entire agricultural operation happening near kitchen window.
Someone asks why.
You point at shirt.
Again, branding.
The Plant Parent
You:
“I don’t need another houseplant.”
Friend:
“Good.”
You:
“I have enough.”
“Correct.”
“I don’t even have space.”
“Exactly.”
You walk past plant store.
Stop.
Friend:
“No.”
“But look at that one.”
“No.”
“It’s different.”
“You have three of those.”
“This one has personality.”
Twenty minutes later:
New plant.
100% Plant Based.
Financially questionable.
The Monstera
You bought small monstera.
Cute.
Manageable.
Then it discovered sunlight.
Six months later it’s attempting hostile takeover of living room.
You:
“We need to discuss boundaries.”
Monstera:
creates another enormous leaf
Negotiations have failed.
Plant People Know
There is always room for another plant.
Shelf full?
Hanging planter.
Windowsill full?
Plant stand.
Plant stand full?
Another plant stand.
House full?
Technically porch exists.
This is how botanical gardens begin.
The Vegan Potluck
Friend One:
“I brought lentil curry.”
Friend Two:
“I made roasted vegetables.”
Friend Three:
“I brought hummus.”
You:
“I brought appetite.”
Everyone contributes differently.
The Protein Question
Someone:
“But where do you get—”
You:
“No.”
“But I was just—”
“No.”
“Maybe I was going to ask where you get your shirts.”
Pause.
“Okay, continue.”
The Smoothie
Spinach.
Banana.
Berries.
Oat milk.
Peanut butter.
Blender sounds like aircraft taking off.
Five minutes later you’re drinking something green enough to match shirt.
Commitment.
The Gardener
Neighbor:
“Nice tomatoes.”
“Thanks.”
“How’d you grow them?”
Sunlight.
Water.
Soil.
Patience.
And approximately fourteen hours of staring at leaves wondering if that tiny spot was there yesterday.
Gardening is relaxing.
Apparently.
The Person Who Just Likes Vegetables
You don’t need manifesto.
Maybe you just really like plants.
Broccoli?
Excellent.
Potatoes?
Outstanding.
Corn?
Absolutely.
Avocado?
Dangerously expensive but delicious.
Plants have range.
The Important Botanical Question
Is coffee plant based?
Coffee beans come from seeds of fruit produced by coffee plants.
You:
“Excellent.”
Conversation over.
Morning saved.
100% Plant Based
It’s clean.
Simple.
Direct.
And wonderfully versatile.
Wear it because you’re vegan.
Wear it because you’re vegetarian.
Wear it because you love gardening.
Wear it because your apartment contains enough foliage to affect local humidity.
Wear it because broccoli deserves representation.
We’re not checking credentials.
A Gift for the Plant Person
The 100% Plant Based Unisex T-Shirt makes a fun gift for:
Vegans.
Vegetarians.
Plant-based eaters.
Gardeners.
Houseplant collectors.
Plant moms.
Plant dads.
Farmers’ market fans.
Vegetable enthusiasts.
Garden-center regulars.
And anyone who has ever said:
“I know I already have one, but look at this plant.”
Birthday?
Perfect.
Garden lover gift?
Absolutely.
Vegan gift?
Easy.
Vegetarian gift?
Yep.
Housewarming?
Bring shirt.
They probably already bought plant.
Powered by Plants
Fridge?
Green.
Garden?
Growing.
Windowsill?
Full.
Farmers’ market bag?
Heavy.
Houseplant collection?
Getting out of control.
Another monstera?
Apparently necessary.
DIET: PLANT FORWARD.
GARDEN: GROWING.
WINDOWSILLS: FULL.
VEGETABLES: WELCOME.
HOUSEPLANTS: MULTIPLYING.
SELF-CONTROL AT THE GARDEN CENTER: QUESTIONABLE.
100% PLANT BASED.
BECAUSE WHETHER IT’S ON YOUR PLATE OR TAKING OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM, THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR A LITTLE MORE GREEN.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
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| Weight | N/A |
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