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🐵 **”98% Chimp” Unisex T-Shirt 🥧

 

Discover the hilarious side of evolution with our “98% Chimp” Unisex T-Shirt! This shirt combines science, humor, and a whole lot of chimp-ness into one fantastic package.

 

🧬 **Evolutionary Chic**: Embrace your inner primate with this scientifically funny tee that playfully reminds us of our close genetic ties to our chimp cousins.

 

🥧 **98% Pie Chart**: The pie chart proudly declares your 98% chimp-ness, leaving the other 2% open for debate (and probably mischief).

 

🐵 **Ape-solutely Comfortable**: Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt offers the comfort you need for swinging through daily life.

 

🧬 **Unisex Fit**: Designed for all genders, this tee fits comfortably and looks great on everyone.

 

🥧 **Scientifically Hilarious**: It’s a conversation starter! Watch as your friends and family ponder the mysteries of the remaining 2%.

 

🐵 **Great for Every Occasion**: Whether you’re hitting the town or just monkeying around, this shirt is perfect for adding a dash of humor to any setting.

 

🧬 **Durable and Washable**: Built to survive both the urban jungle and the washing machine, this shirt will stand the test of time.

 

🥧 **Ideal for Primate Enthusiasts**: If you love biology, science, or simply enjoy a good laugh, this shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.

 

🐵 **Gift for the Science Geek**: Surprise your fellow science enthusiasts with a gift that’s sure to get a laugh and spark some interesting discussions.

 

🧬 **Sizes for Every Species**: From XS to XXL, we’ve got the sizes to fit all humans, regardless of their chimp percentage.

 

🥧 **Monkey Business Approved**: Whether you’re a scientist, comedian, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this shirt is your license to have some ape-solute fun.

 

🐵 **Join the “98% Chimp” Club**: Connect with others who appreciate the quirky side of science and proudly wear your genetic heritage.

 

🧬 **The Ultimate Conversation Starter**: Be prepared for questions, laughter, and possibly a few requests to share your bananas.

 

Our “98% Chimp” Unisex T-Shirt is not just a shirt; it’s a humorous tribute to our evolutionary journey. So, whether you’re a geneticist, a science lover, or just someone with a great sense of humor, this tee is a fun way to showcase your primate pride. Get yours today and unleash your inner chimp! 🐵🥧😄