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Aperture Science – Unisex Sweatshirt – Officially Unofficial Test Subject Uniform
Welcome back, test subject.
Today’s experiment involves extreme temperatures.
Fortunately, you brought a sweatshirt.
This Aperture Science Unisex Sweatshirt features the instantly recognizable Aperture Laboratories logo from the Portal universe, making it the perfect cold-weather uniform for gamers who appreciate puzzles, physics, sarcastic artificial intelligence, and scientific experiments with somewhat flexible safety standards.
Whether you’re working your way through another test chamber, settling in for an all-night gaming session, heading to class, or simply trying to stay warm without being fired through a portal, this sweatshirt lets fellow Portal and Portal 2 fans know exactly which questionable research facility has your loyalty.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Iconic Aperture Science Design – Features the unmistakable Aperture Laboratories logo recognized by Portal fans everywhere.
- Perfect for Portal & Portal 2 Fans – A clean, subtle gaming reference that’s easy to wear without looking like you’ve escaped directly from a test chamber.
- Made for Cooler Gaming Sessions – A sweatshirt is considerably more useful than a portal gun when the temperature drops.
- Science Meets Dark Humor – Perfect for gamers who appreciate physics puzzles, experimental technology, dry comedy, and dangerously sarcastic AI.
- Subtle Gamer Style – Fellow fans will recognize the Aperture logo immediately, while everyone else may simply assume you work for an unusually secretive laboratory.
- Ready for Testing – Great for gaming marathons, conventions, college, science classes, casual outings, movie nights, or extended periods of Companion Cube appreciation.
- Great Gift for Gamers & Science Geeks – Perfect for Portal fans, puzzle gamers, programmers, engineers, STEM students, science lovers, and anyone who remains suspicious whenever someone promises them cake.
Testing conditions:
Temperature: questionable.
Facility safety: questionable.
Artificial intelligence: definitely questionable.
Sweatshirt choice?
TEST PASSED.
Welcome to APERTURE SCIENCE.
Please proceed to the next chamber.
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This soft sweatshirt has a loose fit for a comfortable feel. With durable print, it will be a walking billboard for years to come.
.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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