Aperture Science – Unisex T-Shirt – Science. Testing. Questionable Ethics.

Aperture Science – Unisex T-Shirt – Science. Testing. Questionable Ethics.

Welcome, test subject.

Please proceed to the testing chamber.

Try not to think too much about what happened to the previous participant.

This Aperture Science Unisex T-Shirt features the instantly recognizable Aperture Laboratories logo from the Portal games, making it the perfect uniform for anyone willing to risk life, limb, and common sense in the name of science.

Clean and subtle enough for everyday wear, the design is immediately recognizable to fellow Portal and Portal 2 fans—and may cause uncontrollable memories of portals, turrets, Companion Cubes, impossible test chambers, suspicious promises of cake, and a certain passive-aggressive artificial intelligence.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic Aperture Science Design – Features the unmistakable Aperture Laboratories logo from the legendary Portal video game series.
• Perfect for Portal & Portal 2 Fans – A subtle piece of gaming fandom that fellow test subjects will recognize immediately.
• Science Meets Dark Humor – Ideal for gamers who appreciate puzzles, physics, experimental technology, sarcastic AI, and research facilities with questionable safety records.
• Subtle Gamer Style – Instead of a giant video game scene, the clean Aperture logo gives you an understated reference that’s easy to wear anywhere.
• Ready for Your Next Test Chamber – Perfect for gaming sessions, conventions, LAN parties, science classes, casual cosplay, or wandering suspiciously empty laboratories.
• Great Gift for Gamers & Science Geeks – Perfect for Portal fans, puzzle gamers, programmers, engineers, STEM students, science lovers, Companion Cube enthusiasts, and anyone who still has trust issues involving cake.

Please remain calm.

Follow all testing procedures.

Ignore the turrets.

Protect your Companion Cube.

And remember:

APERTURE SCIENCE

Doing important science…

regardless of whether anyone should.

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Product features
– Unisex heavy cotton tee
– Shoulder tape for stability
– Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
– Made from strong and smooth fabric
– Printed with Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment techniques

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean