Arrow to the Knee – Unisex Hoodie – I Used to Be an Adventurer

Arrow to the Knee – Unisex Hoodie – I Used to Be an Adventurer

Once upon a time, you were an adventurer.

You explored ancient ruins.

Fought dragons.

Collected more loot than you could possibly carry.

Then winter arrived.

And somebody shot you in the knee.

This Arrow to the Knee Unisex Hoodie celebrates one of the most recognizable inside jokes in gaming, featuring the infamous arrow-and-knee graphic inspired by the endlessly repeated guard dialogue from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Warm, nostalgic, and loaded with gamer humor, it’s perfect for chilly gaming sessions, conventions, fantasy events, late-night dungeon crawls, or wandering around Whiterun wondering why every guard seems to have suffered exactly the same career-ending injury.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Legendary Skyrim Reference – Fellow players will instantly recognize the joke behind one of gaming’s most famous NPC lines.
• Classic Arrow-to-the-Knee Graphic – A visual tribute to the unfortunate injury responsible for ending an astonishing number of adventuring careers.
• Perfect for Elder Scrolls Fans – Great for players who have explored Skyrim, fought dragons, completed Daedric quests, joined guilds, and accidentally spent six hours doing side quests instead of advancing the main story.
• Cozy Gamer Style – A hoodie just makes sense when your favorite game involves snowy mountains, frozen landscapes, and wandering around Skyrim at night.
• Classic Gaming Meme Nostalgia – Celebrate the quote that escaped the game and became one of the most recognizable memes of its era.
• Ready for Gaming & Conventions – Great for game nights, LAN parties, conventions, tabletop sessions, fantasy events, casual outings, or another completely unnecessary return to Skyrim.
• Epic Gift for RPG Fans – Perfect for Skyrim players, Elder Scrolls fans, fantasy gamers, PC gamers, console gamers, RPG enthusiasts, and anyone who still laughs when a guard starts telling that story.

I used to be cold like you…

Then I put on this hoodie.

Wait.

That’s not how it goes.

I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU…

You know the rest.

ARROW TO THE KNEE.

Ending adventures since 2011.

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A unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. The material is a thick blend of cotton and polyester. This makes for a plush, soft feel alongside warmth. It’s also a great surface for printing. There are no side seams. A spacious kangaroo pocket hangs in front. The hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater.

 

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))

.: Classic fit

.: Tear-away label

.: Runs true to size

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50

 

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