Be There or Be Square – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Math Checkbox – Nerd Tee

QUESTION: BE THERE OR BE SQUARE?

OPTION A: ☐ BE THERE

OPTION B: ☑ BE SQUARE

DECISION: MADE.

SOCIAL PRESSURE: IGNORED.

GEOMETRY: EMBRACED.

FOUR SIDES: CONFIRMED.

FOUR RIGHT ANGLES: CONFIRMED.

NERD STATUS: PROUDLY CHECKED.

Some people fear being called square.

This shirt?

It filled out the paperwork.

Checked the appropriate box.

Verified the selection.

And submitted the form.

☑ BE SQUARE

No shame.

No hesitation.

No desire to change the answer.

The Be There or Be Square Unisex T-Shirt turns the classic expression into a brilliantly simple visual joke with two checkbox options:

☐ Be There

or

☑ Be Square

And apparently…

we’re going with square.

Perfect for math geeks, STEM fans, engineers, teachers, students, programmers, scientists, wordplay addicts, introverts, geometry enthusiasts, and anyone who has accepted that being slightly nerdy is considerably more fun than pretending otherwise.

Is it a pun?

Yes.

Is it a math joke?

Kind of.

Is it a social statement?

Possibly.

Is it an extremely efficient method for declining an invitation?

☑ Also yes.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic Pun with a Visual Twist – The familiar “Be There or Be Square” expression becomes a literal multiple-choice decision.
• Square Proudly Checked – No hesitation. No embarrassment. Geometry wins.
• Perfect Nerd Humor – Great for math lovers, STEM people, programmers, engineers, teachers, students, and professional overthinkers.
• Simple Checkbox Design – Clean, instantly readable, and funny without needing an instruction manual.
• Excellent Introvert Energy – Be there? Socializing? Leaving the house? Square is looking increasingly attractive.
• Wordplay Without Trying Too Hard – The kind of joke that earns a laugh, groan, or reluctant “Okay, that’s pretty good.”
• Great Geek Gift – Perfect for pun lovers, math teachers, science teachers, engineers, nerdy coworkers, and proudly square friends.

The Invitation

Friend:

Party Friday.

You:

Hmm.

Friend:

You coming?

You:

What are my options?

Friend:

Be there or be square.

You:

Square.

Friend:

What?

You:

Square.

Friend:

You’re supposed to choose “be there.”

You:

Then why offer two options?

Friend:

It’s an expression.

You:

Poorly designed expression.

Invitation Status

OPTION A: BE THERE.

OPTION B: BE SQUARE.

OPTION B: SELECTED.

FRIEND: CONFUSED.

YOU: HOME BY 8.

You:

Excellent outcome.

The Follow-Up

Friend:

Seriously?

You’re not coming?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

You’ll be square.

You:

I accepted those terms.

Friend:

That’s supposed to bother you.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Because square means uncool.

You:

Square also means four equal sides and four right angles.

Friend:

That’s not helping your case.

You:

It’s helping mine tremendously.

Square Status

SIDES: 4.

EQUAL: YES.

ANGLES: 4.

RIGHT ANGLES: YES.

COOLNESS: SUBJECTIVE.

GEOMETRIC INTEGRITY: IMPECCABLE.

Friend:

You’re such a nerd.

You:

☑ Correct.

The Math Teacher

Teacher:

Today we’re discussing squares.

Student:

Like the shape?

Teacher:

Yes.

Student notices shirt.

Student:

Oh.

Teacher:

What?

Student:

Nothing.

Teacher:

Say it.

Student:

You chose square.

Teacher:

Naturally.

Student:

Because you’re a math teacher?

Teacher:

I’ve trained my entire career for this shirt.

Classroom Status

TOPIC: GEOMETRY.

SHAPE: SQUARE.

TEACHER: OVERQUALIFIED FOR JOKE.

Student:

Do you own a pi shirt too?

Teacher:

Several.

Student:

Of course you do.

The Geometry Lesson

Teacher:

What defines a square?

Student:

Four sides.

Teacher:

More specific.

Student:

Four equal sides.

Teacher:

Good.

Student:

Four right angles.

Teacher:

Excellent.

Student:

Opposite sides parallel.

Teacher:

Very good.

Student:

Doesn’t go to parties.

Teacher:

That’s not technically part of the definition.

Student:

According to your shirt it is.

Teacher:

Fair.

Geometry Status

EQUAL SIDES: 4.

RIGHT ANGLES: 4.

PARALLEL SIDE PAIRS: 2.

SOCIAL CALENDAR: EMPTY.

Teacher:

Perfect square.

The Shape Debate

Circle:

I’m smooth.

Triangle:

I’m structurally strong.

Rectangle:

I’m practical.

Square:

I have standards.

Circle:

Meaning?

Square:

Four equal sides.

Four right angles.

Symmetry.

Consistency.

Triangle:

You’re kind of rigid.

Square:

Thank you.

Shape Status

CIRCLE: ROLLING.

TRIANGLE: STABLE.

RECTANGLE: USEFUL.

SQUARE: UNBOTHERED.

Rectangle:

We’re related, you know.

Square:

I know.

Rectangle:

You don’t have to act superior.

Square:

All my sides are equal.

Rectangle:

Here we go.

The Rectangle

Rectangle:

I’m basically you.

Square:

No.

Rectangle:

Four sides.

Square:

Continue.

Rectangle:

Four right angles.

Square:

Continue.

Rectangle:

Opposite sides equal.

Square:

And there’s the problem.

Rectangle:

Wow.

Square:

Standards.

Geometry Family Status

RECTANGLE: OFFENDED.

SQUARE: TECHNICALLY ALSO A RECTANGLE.

SQUARE: WOULD PREFER WE NOT DISCUSS IT.

Math Teacher:

Actually—

Square:

Nobody asked.

The Multiple Choice Test

Question 17:

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE?

A. Be There

B. Be Square

Student:

Finally.

A question I know.

Student checks B.

Teacher:

That’s not on the exam.

Student:

It is now.

Test Status

QUESTIONS COMPLETED: 16.

QUESTION INVENTED BY STUDENT: 1.

CONFIDENCE: HIGHEST ON INVENTED QUESTION.

Teacher:

Please focus.

Student:

☑ Trying.

The Checkbox Person

Form:

Select one.

You:

Finally.

Clear instructions.

Form:

☐ Option A

☐ Option B

You:

Can I select both?

Form:

Select one.

You:

Excellent boundaries.

Form:

Are you talking to the form?

You:

I’ve been filling these out too long.

Administrative Status

FORM: OPEN.

BOXES: MANY.

PATIENCE: LOW.

DESIRE TO CHECK SQUARE: IRRESISTIBLE.

The Online Form

Website:

Please check the box.

You:

Which one?

Website:

I am not a robot.

You:

Reasonable.

Website:

Select all squares containing traffic lights.

You:

SQUARES?

Website:

Yes.

You:

I’ve been preparing for this.

CAPTCHA Status

SQUARES: MANY.

TRAFFIC LIGHTS: THREE.

HUMANITY: PENDING VERIFICATION.

Website:

Try again.

You:

I MISSED ONE PIXEL.

The Engineer

Coworker:

Party after work?

Engineer:

Is attendance mandatory?

Coworker:

No.

Engineer:

Then why would I—

Coworker:

Be there or be square.

Engineer:

Square.

Coworker:

Seriously?

Engineer:

Highly stable geometry.

Coworker:

That’s not the point.

Engineer:

Then specify requirements more clearly.

Engineering Status

REQUIREMENTS: AMBIGUOUS.

OPTIONS: TWO.

SELECTION: SQUARE.

DESIGN REVIEW: PASSED.

Coworker:

I should’ve known.

Engineer:

Yes.

The Programmer

Coworker:

Be there or be square.

Programmer:

Boolean?

Coworker:

What?

Programmer:

Two states?

Coworker:

I guess.

Programmer:

BeThere = false.

BeSquare = true.

Coworker:

You could’ve just said no.

Programmer:

Where’s the documentation?

Coworker:

There is no documentation.

Programmer:

Then we’re definitely not going.

Programmer Status

BE_THERE: FALSE.

BE_SQUARE: TRUE.

SOCIAL_EVENT: SKIPPED.

BUGS: ZERO.

The Scientist

Friend:

Come out tonight.

Scientist:

Hypothesis?

Friend:

What?

Scientist:

Going out will be fun.

Friend:

Yes.

Scientist:

Evidence?

Friend:

Everyone’s going.

Scientist:

Weak evidence.

Friend:

Be there or be square.

Scientist:

I’ll need a control group.

Friend:

You’re exhausting.

Scientist:

Square it is.

Experimental Status

HYPOTHESIS: PARTY WILL BE FUN.

CONTROL GROUP: STAYS HOME.

SCIENTIST: VOLUNTEERS AS CONTROL.

Friend:

Convenient.

Scientist:

For science.

The Accountant

Coworker:

Happy hour?

Accountant:

Cost?

Coworker:

What?

Accountant:

Drinks.

Transportation.

Food.

Time.

Coworker:

It’s supposed to be fun.

Accountant:

Opportunity cost.

Coworker:

Be there or be square.

Accountant:

Square has better projected ROI.

Coworker:

I knew you’d say that.

Financial Status

GOING OUT: EXPENSIVE.

STAYING HOME: ALREADY PAID FOR.

PAJAMAS: OWNED.

SQUARE: FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE.

The Introvert

Friend:

Big party tonight.

Introvert:

How big?

Friend:

Like fifty people.

Introvert:

Square.

Friend:

I haven’t given you the choice yet.

Introvert:

Square.

Friend:

There’s food.

Introvert:

Square.

Friend:

Free food.

Introvert:

…

Friend:

Got you.

Introvert:

What kind?

Negotiation Status

PEOPLE: 50.

SOCIAL ENERGY REQUIRED: HIGH.

FREE FOOD: COMPLICATING DECISION.

Introvert:

Can I take food home?

Friend:

No.

Introvert:

Square.

The Extrovert

Extrovert:

Party!

Introvert:

No.

Extrovert:

People!

Introvert:

You’re making it worse.

Extrovert:

Music!

Introvert:

Worse.

Extrovert:

Dancing!

Introvert:

Much worse.

Extrovert:

Networking!

Introvert:

SQUARE.

Extrovert:

You didn’t even let me finish.

Introvert:

You said networking.

Social Status

EXTROVERT: ENERGIZED.

INTROVERT: DRAINED BY DESCRIPTION ALONE.

The Friday Night

Friend:

Plans tonight?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

What?

You:

Nothing.

Friend:

That’s not a plan.

You:

It’s an excellent plan.

Friend:

Want to go out?

You:

That would interfere with nothing.

Friend:

Exactly.

You:

You misunderstand.

Nothing is booked solid.

Friday Status

CALENDAR: EMPTY.

AVAILABILITY: TECHNICALLY OPEN.

DESIRE TO CHANGE THAT: ZERO.

Friend:

Square?

You:

Proudly.

The Couch

Friend:

You chose the couch over us?

You:

Don’t make this personal.

Friend:

It feels personal.

You:

The couch has blankets.

Friend:

We have friends.

You:

Couch has snacks.

Friend:

We have snacks.

You:

Couch doesn’t require pants with buttons.

Friend:

…

You:

Exactly.

Couch Status

COMFORT: MAXIMUM.

TRAVEL TIME: ZERO.

COVER CHARGE: ZERO.

SMALL TALK: ZERO.

SQUARE RATING: 10/10.

The Streaming Service

Friend:

Party?

You:

Can’t.

Friend:

Why?

You:

Plans.

Friend:

What plans?

You:

Season two.

Friend:

Of what?

You:

Doesn’t matter.

Friend:

You’re choosing television?

You:

I committed six episodes ago.

Friend:

Be square.

You:

Already checked the box.

The Book

Friend:

We’re going out.

Reader:

I’m busy.

Friend:

Doing what?

Reader:

Reading.

Friend:

You can read tomorrow.

Reader:

I can also socialize tomorrow.

Friend:

That’s not how invitations work.

Reader:

Seems like a design flaw.

Reader Status

BOOK: OPEN.

CHAPTER: GOOD.

INVITATION: DECLINED.

SQUARE: DELIGHTED.

The Gamer

Friend:

Come to the party.

Gamer:

Can’t.

Friend:

Why?

Gamer:

Raid.

Friend:

That’s not real.

Gamer:

Neither is your reason for making me leave the house.

Friend:

Be there or be square.

Gamer:

Square has better stats.

Friend:

Of course you’d say that.

Gamer Status

HEADSET: ON.

SNACKS: READY.

TEAM: WAITING.

OUTSIDE WORLD: OPTIONAL.

The Nerd Party

Host:

Welcome!

Guest:

What’s the theme?

Host:

Math.

Guest:

Seriously?

Host:

Yep.

Guest:

What’s the dress code?

Host:

Acute.

Guest:

I’m leaving.

Host:

Don’t be obtuse.

Guest:

Now I’m definitely leaving.

Math Party Status

PUNS: EXCESSIVE.

GEOMETRY: EVERYWHERE.

SOCIAL ACCEPTABILITY: QUESTIONABLE.

Guest:

You people are unbearable.

Host:

That’s irrational.

Guest:

GOODBYE.

The Math Pun Friend

Friend:

Want to hear a math joke?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

Why was six afraid of seven?

You:

No.

Friend:

Because—

You:

We’ve all heard it.

Friend:

Fine.

Be there or be square?

You:

Points at shirt.

Friend:

Okay.

That’s better.

Pun Status

GROAN: LIKELY.

LAUGH: POSSIBLE.

NERD APPROVAL: HIGH.

The Geometry Club

President:

Welcome to Geometry Club.

New Member:

Thanks.

President:

Any favorite shapes?

New Member:

Circle.

Entire Room:

…

New Member:

What?

President:

Interesting.

New Member:

Is there a problem?

President points at shirt.

New Member:

Oh.

Geometry Club Status

SQUARES: FAVORED.

CIRCLES: TOLERATED.

TRIANGLES: RESPECTED.

RHOMBUSES: COMPLICATING EVERYTHING.

The Rhombus

Rhombus:

I have four equal sides too.

Square:

Congratulations.

Rhombus:

So why aren’t I the shirt?

Square:

Angles.

Rhombus:

Wow.

Square:

Nothing personal.

Rhombus:

Feels personal.

Shape Drama Status

SIDES: EQUAL.

ANGLES: CONTENTIOUS.

GEOMETRY: SUDDENLY POLITICAL.

Math Teacher:

Let’s not.

The Cube

Cube:

Amateurs.

Square:

Excuse me?

Cube:

I have six square faces.

Square:

This is a two-dimensional conversation.

Cube:

Sounds limiting.

Square:

Leave.

Cube:

I’ll be over here having volume.

Square:

Show-off.

Dimension Status

SQUARE: 2D.

CUBE: 3D.

EGO: MULTIDIMENSIONAL.

The Circle

Circle:

At least I don’t have corners.

Square:

At least I have boundaries.

Circle:

I have a circumference.

Square:

That’s not what I meant.

Circle:

Geometry jokes are hard.

Square:

We’re doing our best.

The Math Test

Teacher:

Find the area of a square with side length 8.

Student:

64.  

Teacher:

Excellent.

Student:

So being square has benefits.

Teacher:

Mathematically, yes.

Student:

Finally, academic validation.

Teacher:

Don’t make this weird.

Area Status

SIDE: 8.

AREA: 64.

NERD SATISFACTION: 100%.

The Algebra Student

Student:

Why are there letters in math?

Teacher:

Variables.

Student:

Math used to have numbers.

Teacher:

It still does.

Student:

Then why is x here?

Teacher:

We’re solving for x.

Student:

What did x do?

Teacher:

Nothing.

Student:

Then leave x alone.

Teacher:

Please open your textbook.

Math Status

X: UNKNOWN.

STUDENT: FRUSTRATED.

TEACHER: PATIENT.

SQUARE: STILL EASIER.

The Engineer Gift

Recipient:

A square shirt?

You:

Read it.

Recipient:

Be There or Be Square.

You:

And?

Recipient:

Square is checked.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

That’s stupid.

You:

You’re smiling.

Recipient:

Because it’s mathematically correct.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

Fine.

I love it.

Gift Status

NERD: IDENTIFIED.

PUN: DELIVERED.

GROAN: RECEIVED.

SMILE: DETECTED.

SUCCESS: CONFIRMED.

The Math Teacher Gift

Teacher:

You got me a shirt?

Student:

Yep.

Teacher:

“Be There or Be Square.”

Student:

Look at the checkbox.

Teacher:

Square.

Student:

Thought of you.

Teacher:

I’m not sure whether that’s flattering.

Student:

It is.

Teacher:

Then thank you.

Student:

You’re wearing it tomorrow?

Teacher:

Obviously.

Teacher Gift Status

SUBJECT RELEVANCE: HIGH.

PUN QUALITY: ACCEPTABLE.

CLASSROOM GROANS EXPECTED: MANY.

The Science Teacher

Math Teacher:

Nice shirt?

Science Teacher:

Square?

Math Teacher:

Square.

Science Teacher:

Geometry.

Math Teacher:

Correct.

Science Teacher:

I’ve got one with atoms.

Math Teacher:

Naturally.

Science Teacher:

STEM teachers are predictable.

Math Teacher:

Consistently predictable.

Science Teacher:

That’s almost a math joke.

Math Teacher:

Don’t push it.

The Programmer Gift

Programmer:

Checkbox.

You:

Yep.

Programmer:

Square selected.

You:

Yep.

Programmer:

Default state?

You:

What?

Programmer:

Does the form load with square checked, or does the user select it?

You:

It’s a T-shirt.

Programmer:

Accessibility label?

You:

T-shirt.

Programmer:

Form validation?

You:

T. SHIRT.

Programmer:

Fine.

Funny shirt.

Developer Review Status

UI: SIMPLE.

USER FLOW: OBVIOUS.

OPTION SELECTED: SQUARE.

DEVELOPER: OVERTHINKING.

The Office

Coworker:

Happy hour tonight.

You:

Hmm.

Coworker:

Everyone’s going.

You:

Dangerous argument.

Coworker:

Be there or be square.

You:

Points at shirt.

Coworker:

I walked directly into that.

You:

You really did.

Coworker:

You’ve been waiting all day, haven’t you?

You:

All week.

Workplace Status

HAPPY HOUR: 5:00.

COWORKERS ATTENDING: MANY.

YOU: ☑ SQUARE.

The Family Reunion

Relative:

We haven’t seen you in forever.

You:

I know.

Relative:

You need to come this year.

You:

I’ll try.

Relative:

Be there or be square.

You:

That’s an unfortunate choice of words.

Relative:

Why?

You:

Points at shirt.

Relative:

Don’t you dare.

You:

☑ Square.

Relative:

Your mother is going to hear about this.

You:

Okay, I’ll be there.

Family Status

SQUARE: OVERRIDDEN.

MOM: TOO POWERFUL.

The Wedding Invitation

Invitation:

Will you attend?

☐ Accepts with pleasure.

☐ Declines with regret.

You:

Where’s square?

Partner:

Don’t.

You:

Missed opportunity.

Partner:

We’re going.

You:

Fine.

Wedding Status

RSVP: YES.

SQUARE OPTION: UNAVAILABLE.

PARTNER: SUPERVISING.

The Date

Date:

Want to go out Friday?

You:

Maybe.

Date:

Be there or be square.

You:

Usually I’d choose square.

Date:

Usually?

You:

But I like you.

Date:

Aww.

You:

Don’t make a big deal about it.

Date:

Too late.

Romantic Status

SQUARE: TEMPORARILY UNCHECKED.

BE THERE: SELECTED.

REASON: CUTE.

The Second Date

Date:

Want to hang out again?

You:

Definitely.

Date:

Look at you choosing “be there.”

You:

Don’t tell anyone.

Date:

Your reputation?

You:

I have a shirt to maintain.

The Nerd Couple

Partner One:

Movie tonight?

Partner Two:

Home or theater?

Partner One:

Home.

Partner Two:

Excellent.

Partner One:

Pizza?

Partner Two:

Yes.

Partner One:

Board game?

Partner Two:

Yes.

Partner One:

Social event afterward?

Partner Two:

Square.

Partner One:

Soulmate.

Compatibility Status

NERD ONE: SQUARE.

NERD TWO: ALSO SQUARE.

RELATIONSHIP: PERFECTLY ALIGNED.

The Party Host

Host:

Why didn’t you come?

You:

You said be there or be square.

Host:

Yes.

You:

I chose square.

Host:

That’s not how the phrase works.

You:

Then stop presenting it as a binary choice.

Host:

It’s not literal.

You:

Checkbox disagrees.

Logic Status

OPTIONS PROVIDED: 2.

OPTION SELECTED: 1.

HOST’S COMPLAINT: REJECTED.

The Literal Person

Friend:

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Literal Person:

No, it isn’t.

Friend:

Figure of speech.

Literal Person:

Fine.

Friend:

Be there or be square.

Literal Person:

Square.

Friend:

Again, figure of speech.

Literal Person:

Stop giving me choices you don’t want me to select.

Friend:

That’s actually fair.

The Rebel

Friend:

Everyone’s going.

You:

Not interested.

Friend:

Everyone.

You:

Still not interested.

Friend:

Don’t you want to fit in?

You:

Points at square.

Friend:

I see.

You:

Four equal sides.

No fitting required.

Friend:

That didn’t make sense.

You:

It sounded nerdy enough.

Friend:

I’ll allow it.

The Cool Kid

Cool Kid:

Square.

Nerd:

Correct.

Cool Kid:

That’s an insult.

Nerd:

It’s a quadrilateral.

Cool Kid:

You’re proving my point.

Nerd:

And you’re proving mine.

Cool Kid:

What point?

Nerd:

I like being square.

Cool Kid:

…

Nerd:

Checkmate.

Coolness Status

COOL KID: CONFUSED.

NERD: UNBOTHERED.

SQUARE: STILL FOUR-SIDED.

The Pun Lover

Friend:

Your shirt is terrible.

You:

You love it.

Friend:

I hate puns.

You:

You laughed.

Friend:

Against my will.

You:

Still counts.

Friend:

It’s so dumb.

You:

Thank you.

Pun Evaluation

CLEVERNESS: MODERATE.

DAD-JOKE ENERGY: HIGH.

GROAN POTENTIAL: EXTREME.

REPEATABILITY: EXCELLENT.

The Dad

Kid:

Dad, look at that shirt.

Dad:

“Be There or Be Square.”

Kid:

Square is checked.

Dad:

Nice.

Kid:

You like it?

Dad:

It’s well-rounded humor.

Kid:

It’s a square.

Dad:

Exactly.

Kid:

I walked into that.

Dad:

Proud of you.

Dad Joke Status

ORIGINAL JOKE: SQUARE.

ADDITIONAL JOKE: ROUND.

CHILD: REGRETTING CONVERSATION.

The Shirt at School

Student:

Nice shirt.

Teacher:

Thank you.

Student:

Be square?

Teacher:

Correct.

Student:

Why not be there?

Teacher:

Because this is math class.

Student:

Fair.

Teacher:

Also, I don’t like parties.

Student:

Even more fair.

The STEM Conference

Engineer:

Nice shirt.

Mathematician:

Thanks.

Engineer:

Square?

Mathematician:

Square.

Programmer:

Checkbox implementation is clean.

Scientist:

Sample size?

Mathematician:

Why are all of you like this?

Engineer:

You came to a STEM conference.

Mathematician:

Fair.

Conference Status

ENGINEERS: PRESENT.

SCIENTISTS: PRESENT.

PROGRAMMERS: PRESENT.

MATHEMATICIANS: PRESENT.

PUNS: INEVITABLE.

The Nerd Convention

Stranger:

I like your shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Stranger:

I would’ve checked square too.

You:

My people.

Stranger:

Social anxiety?

You:

Geometry.

Stranger:

Even better.

Recognition Status

JOKE: SEEN.

JOKE: UNDERSTOOD.

NERD CONNECTION: ESTABLISHED.

The Checkbox

☐ Be cool.

☐ Be popular.

☐ Be trendy.

☐ Be normal.

☑ Be Square.

You:

Finally.

A realistic form.

The Life Advice

Friend:

Be yourself.

You:

Good advice.

Friend:

Don’t worry about fitting in.

You:

Also good.

Friend:

Embrace what makes you different.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Be there or be square.

You:

Square.

Friend:

You ruined the inspirational moment.

You:

Improved it.

Personal Development Status

AUTHENTICITY: HIGH.

CONFORMITY: LOW.

GEOMETRY: STRONG.

The Be There or Be Square T-Shirt

Perfect for:

Math geeks.

Math teachers.

Science teachers.

STEM teachers.

Engineers.

Programmers.

Scientists.

Students.

Professors.

Geometry fans.

Pun lovers.

Wordplay enthusiasts.

Nerds.

Geeks.

Introverts.

Homebodies.

Gamers.

Bookworms.

Puzzle lovers.

Board-game fans.

Dad-joke enthusiasts.

Dry-humor fans.

People who love visual jokes.

People who enjoy checkbox humor.

People who actually read all the options before checking a box.

People who appreciate literal interpretations.

People who love simple jokes.

People who love complicated explanations of simple jokes.

People who know what makes a square a square.

People who know every square is a rectangle.

People who are currently preparing to explain that fact.

People who have strong opinions about geometry.

People who enjoy math puns.

People whose friends send them math memes.

People who own more than one nerd shirt.

People who insist each nerd shirt covers a different subject.

People who proudly call themselves geeks.

People who have embraced being square.

People who never considered “square” an insult.

People who prefer staying home.

People who have declined a party because the couch was available.

People who have plans to do absolutely nothing.

People who consider doing nothing legitimate plans.

People who get excited when someone cancels plans.

People who enjoy socializing in carefully controlled quantities.

People who appreciate invitations with a clear opt-out.

People who think “be there or be square” obviously presents two valid choices.

People who choose the second one.

People looking for a funny math shirt.

People looking for a nerdy T-shirt.

People looking for a math teacher gift.

People looking for an engineer gift.

People looking for a programmer gift.

People looking for a STEM gift.

People looking for a geek humor shirt.

People looking for a pun shirt.

People looking for a funny checkbox shirt.

And anyone who has finally stopped pretending that being called a square is somehow a threat.

Square?

Fine.

Four equal sides.

Four right angles.

Strong symmetry.

Excellent structural branding.

No problem.

Want me to come to your party?

That’s a completely different issue.

Give me the form.

I’ll make my selection.

☐ BE THERE

☑ BE SQUARE

Submitted.

No revisions.

Be There or Be Square Final Status Report

QUESTION: BE THERE OR BE SQUARE?

OPTIONS: TWO.

OPTION ONE: BE THERE.

OPTION TWO: BE SQUARE.

SELECTION: SQUARE.

CHECKBOX: CHECKED.

DECISION: FINAL.

SECOND THOUGHTS: NONE.

SIDES: FOUR.

SIDE LENGTHS: EQUAL.

ANGLES: FOUR.

ANGLE TYPE: RIGHT.

TOTAL INTERIOR ANGLES: 360°.

OPPOSITE SIDES: PARALLEL.

GEOMETRY: SATISFIED.

MATH TEACHER: APPROVES.

ENGINEER: CHECKING SPECIFICATIONS.

PROGRAMMER: ASKING ABOUT FORM VALIDATION.

SCIENTIST: REQUESTING MORE DATA.

INTROVERT: ALREADY HOME.

EXTROVERT: STILL TEXTING.

PARTY: HAPPENING.

COUCH: AVAILABLE.

BOOK: OPEN.

GAME: LOADED.

STREAMING SERVICE: READY.

PAJAMAS: ON.

SOCIAL PRESSURE: IGNORED.

NERD LEVEL: HIGH.

PUN LEVEL: HIGHER.

DAD-JOKE POTENTIAL: DANGEROUS.

GROAN RESPONSE: EXPECTED.

LAUGH RESPONSE: ACCEPTED.

COOLNESS: SUBJECTIVE.

SQUARENESS: OBJECTIVELY CONFIRMED.

BASIC: DECLINED.

SQUARE: EMBRACED.

CURRENT STATUS: ☑ PROUDLY SQUARE.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

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