Bushwood C.C. – Unisex T-Shirt – Caddyshack – Country Club Golf

CLUB: BUSHWOOD C.C.

COURSE: BEAUTIFUL.

GREENS: IMMACULATE-ISH.

MEMBERSHIP: EXCLUSIVE.

ETIQUETTE: STRICT.

JUDGE SMAILS: WATCHING.

TY WEBB: RELAXED.

AL CZERVIK: LOUD.

CARL SPACKLER: ARMED WITH A PLAN.

GOPHER: STILL AT LARGE.

GROUNDSKEEPING STRATEGY: ESCALATING RAPIDLY.

Welcome to Bushwood.

Please observe proper country-club etiquette.

Repair your divots.

Rake the bunkers.

Maintain pace of play.

Dress appropriately.

Respect fellow members.

Avoid unnecessary noise.

Do not antagonize Judge Smails.

And if you happen to see a gopher…

DO NOT TELL CARL.

Actually—

too late.

Carl already knows.

The Bushwood C.C. Unisex T-Shirt celebrates the hilariously dysfunctional country club at the center of the 1980 comedy classic Caddyshack.

At first glance, it’s understated country-club apparel.

Clean.

Classic.

Golf.

But to the right person?

BUSHWOOD C.C.

Immediately they know.

Judge Smails.

Ty Webb.

Al Czervik.

Carl Spackler.

Danny Noonan.

One extremely persistent gopher.

And possibly the most aggressive groundskeeping strategy ever attempted on a golf course.

Perfect for Caddyshack fans, golfers, Bill Murray fans, Chevy Chase fans, Rodney Dangerfield fans, 80s comedy lovers, movie buffs, golf buddies, country-club rebels, and anyone who thinks golf becomes significantly more entertaining when the course itself may not survive the back nine.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic Bushwood C.C. Design – Rep the fictional country club where golf etiquette and complete chaos somehow coexist.
• Perfect for Caddyshack Fans – A subtle movie reference fellow fans can recognize without needing the movie title plastered across the design.
• Authentic Country-Club Energy – Looks like something you might actually pick up from the Bushwood clubhouse—assuming the clubhouse is still standing.
• Made for Golfers With a Sense of Humor – Perfect for golfers who love the game but don’t treat every missed putt like a constitutional crisis.
• Maximum 80s Comedy Nostalgia – Celebrate one of the most memorable golf comedies of the era.
• Instant Fan Recognition – Someone sees “Bushwood C.C.,” looks at you, smiles, and suddenly you know what kind of person you’re dealing with.
• Great Golf & Movie Gift – Perfect for dads, husbands, boyfriends, golf buddies, movie collectors, Bill Murray fans, and Caddyshack devotees.

Welcome to Bushwood

Receptionist:

Welcome to Bushwood Country Club.

Guest:

Thank you.

Receptionist:

Are you a member?

Guest:

No.

Receptionist:

Guest of a member?

Guest:

No.

Receptionist:

Then how did you get in?

Guest:

The gate was open.

Receptionist:

Security!

Bushwood Status

MEMBERSHIP: EXCLUSIVE.

SECURITY: QUESTIONABLE.

GUEST: CONFUSED.

GOLF: PENDING.

The Orientation

Club Manager:

Welcome to Bushwood.

Before beginning your round, please familiarize yourself with club regulations.

Golfer:

How many?

Club Manager:

Several.

Golfer:

Like ten?

Club Manager:

More.

Golfer:

Twenty?

Club Manager hands over binder.

Golfer:

That’s enormous.

Club Manager:

Etiquette matters.

Golfer:

Is there a rule about exploding the golf course?

Club Manager:

Why would there be?

Distant explosion.

Club Manager:

…

Golfer:

Maybe add one.

Bushwood Rules

RULE 1: RESPECT THE COURSE.

RULE 2: RESPECT OTHER PLAYERS.

RULE 3: OBSERVE PROPER ETIQUETTE.

RULE 4: MAINTAIN PACE OF PLAY.

RULE 5: REPAIR DIVOTS.

RULE 6: RAKE BUNKERS.

RULE 7: DO NOT DISTURB OTHER MEMBERS.

RULE 8: DO NOT ENCOURAGE AL CZERVIK.

RULE 9: DO NOT ANGER JUDGE SMAILS.

RULE 10: DO NOT GIVE CARL SPACKLER EXPLOSIVES.

Golfer:

That last one seems oddly specific.

Club Manager:

Experience.

The First Tee

Starter:

Name?

Golfer:

Johnson.

Starter:

Handicap?

Golfer:

My golf swing.

Starter:

No.

Your handicap.

Golfer:

Oh.

Also my golf swing.

Starter:

You’re going to have a long day.

Golfer:

That’s why I brought extra balls.

Starter:

How many?

Golfer:

Thirty.

Starter:

Smart.

Tee Time Status

TEE TIME: 8:10.

BALLS: 30.

CONFIDENCE: HIGH.

ABILITY: UNKNOWN.

WOODS NEAR FAIRWAY: CONCERNINGLY DENSE.

The Drive

Golfer:

Okay.

Nice and easy.

Friend:

Relax.

Golfer:

Don’t think about it.

Friend:

You’re overthinking.

Golfer:

Smooth swing.

Friend:

Just hit it.

Golfer swings.

Ball:

Violently right.

Golfer:

…

Friend:

Want me to help look?

Golfer:

That ball belongs to the forest now.

Shot Status

INTENDED DIRECTION: STRAIGHT.

ACTUAL DIRECTION: ANOTHER ZIP CODE.

BALL: LOST.

STROKES: WE’RE NOT COUNTING THAT ONE.

Friend:

Breakfast ball?

Golfer:

Absolutely.

The Second Drive

Golfer:

This one’s real.

Friend:

Of course.

Golfer swings.

Ball:

Violently left.

Friend:

Interesting.

Golfer:

New ball.

Friend:

Another breakfast ball?

Golfer:

Brunch ball.

Golf Accounting Status

OFFICIAL STROKES: 0.

ACTUAL SWINGS: 2.

BALLS LOST: 2.

INTEGRITY: FLEXIBLE.

The Scorecard

Friend:

What did you get on five?

Golfer:

Five.

Friend:

I counted eight.

Golfer:

You counted wrong.

Friend:

You hit two into the water.

Golfer:

Those were practice shots.

Friend:

During the hole?

Golfer:

Course management.

Friend:

And the bunker?

Golfer:

Environmental interference.

Friend:

You took three shots from the bunker.

Golfer:

We’re writing five.

Scorecard Status

REALITY: 8.

SCORECARD: 5.

HANDICAP: CREATIVE ACCOUNTING.

The Mulligan

Friend:

That’s your third mulligan.

Golfer:

Second.

Friend:

You took one on one.

Golfer:

Warm-up.

Friend:

One on three.

Golfer:

Mulligan.

Friend:

And now six.

Golfer:

That’s two.

Friend:

Warm-up counts.

Golfer:

Not according to Bushwood bylaws.

Friend:

There is no mulligan section in the bylaws.

Golfer:

Then it’s unregulated.

Legal Status

MULLIGANS TAKEN: 3.

MULLIGANS ADMITTED: 2.

MULLIGANS ALLOWED: DEPENDS WHO YOU ASK.

Judge Smails

Judge Smails:

Young man!

Golfer:

Uh-oh.

Judge Smails:

Did you just drive across the green?

Golfer:

Technically beside the green.

Judge Smails:

You drove OVER my ball!

Golfer:

Then technically I drove beside the hole.

Judge Smails:

Do you know who I am?

Golfer:

I have a feeling I’m about to.

Judge Smails Status

TEMPER: RISING.

GOLF ETIQUETTE: VIOLATED.

EXPLANATION: NOT HELPING.

The Dress Code

Judge Smails:

That attire is inappropriate for Bushwood.

Golfer:

It’s a Bushwood shirt.

Judge Smails:

That’s not the point.

Golfer:

Feels relevant.

Judge Smails:

There are standards.

Golfer:

I’m wearing pants.

Judge Smails:

That is an extraordinarily low standard.

Golfer:

But technically a standard.

Dress Code Status

SHIRT: BUSHWOOD.

PANTS: PRESENT.

JUDGE SMAILS: UNSATISFIED.

Ty Webb

Golfer:

Any swing advice?

Ty Webb:

Relax.

Golfer:

That’s it?

Ty Webb:

Pretty much.

Golfer:

Grip?

Ty Webb:

Comfortable.

Golfer:

Stance?

Ty Webb:

Natural.

Golfer:

Backswing?

Ty Webb:

Smooth.

Golfer:

Follow-through?

Ty Webb:

Sure.

Golfer:

I was hoping for something more technical.

Ty Webb:

That’s probably your problem.

Golf Lesson Status

TECHNICAL ANALYSIS: MINIMAL.

VIBE: EXCELLENT.

STUDENT: STILL OVERTHINKING.

The Practice Swing

Golfer:

Watch this.

Friend:

Why?

Golfer:

New swing.

Friend:

Who taught you?

Golfer:

Internet.

Friend:

Oh no.

Golfer takes seven practice swings.

Friend:

Are you going to hit the ball?

Golfer:

Eventually.

Friend:

Group behind us is waiting.

Golfer:

Pressure isn’t helping.

Pace of Play Status

PRACTICE SWINGS: 7.

ACTUAL SWINGS: 0.

GROUP BEHIND: ANGRY.

MARSHAL: APPROACHING.

The Course Marshal

Marshal:

Gentlemen, you’re falling behind.

Golfer:

We’re playing as fast as we can.

Marshal:

You’ve been on this hole twenty minutes.

Golfer:

We’re being thorough.

Marshal:

Please pick up the pace.

Golfer:

Absolutely.

Marshal drives away.

Golfer:

Okay.

Where’s my ball?

Friend:

Still in your pocket.

Golfer:

Right.

Pace Status

PACE: TERRIBLE.

AWARENESS: WORSE.

Al Czervik Arrives

Quiet Member:

Beautiful morning.

Other Member:

Peaceful.

Quiet Member:

Nothing like golf.

Distant noise approaching.

Other Member:

What’s that?

Quiet Member:

Oh no.

Al Czervik:

Morning!

Judge Smails somewhere in distance:

NO.

Bushwood Atmosphere

PEACE: ENDED.

VOLUME: INCREASED.

JUDGE SMAILS: ALREADY ANGRY.

AL CZERVIK: HAVING A GREAT TIME.

The Clubhouse

Member:

I’d like a quiet lunch.

Server:

Certainly.

Member:

Somewhere peaceful.

Server:

Of course.

Al Czervik enters.

Member:

Check, please.

Server:

You haven’t ordered.

Member:

Doesn’t matter.

Clubhouse Status

ATMOSPHERE: FORMERLY REFINED.

VOLUME: NOW AL CZERVIK.

The Country Club Snob

Member:

Bushwood has standards.

Guest:

I can tell.

Member:

Tradition.

Guest:

Sure.

Member:

Decorum.

Guest:

Absolutely.

Member:

Prestige.

Distant explosion.

Guest:

And explosives?

Member:

We don’t discuss groundskeeping.

Country Club Status

TRADITION: STRONG.

DECORUM: FRAGILE.

GROUNDSKEEPING: CLASSIFIED.

Carl Spackler

Manager:

Carl.

Carl:

Yeah?

Manager:

We have a gopher problem.

Carl:

I know.

Manager:

Handle it.

Carl:

Already working on it.

Manager:

Good.

Carl:

Got a whole plan.

Manager:

How extensive?

Carl:

Extensive.

Manager:

Define extensive.

Carl:

You don’t want to know.

Manager:

Carl—

Carl:

Trust the process.

Groundskeeping Status

PROBLEM: GOPHER.

SOLUTION: CARL.

SECOND PROBLEM: CARL’S SOLUTION.

The Gopher

Carl:

There you are.

Gopher:

…

Carl:

I’ve been looking for you.

Gopher:

…

Carl:

Think you’re clever?

Gopher:

…

Carl:

This ends today.

Gopher disappears underground.

Carl:

COME BACK HERE.

Gopher Status

LOCATION: UNKNOWN.

ATTITUDE: SMUG.

SURVIVAL INSTINCT: EXCELLENT.

CARL: INCREASINGLY INVESTED.

The Groundskeeper’s Shed

Employee:

Carl?

Carl:

Yeah?

Employee:

What are you doing?

Carl:

Groundskeeping.

Employee:

That doesn’t look like groundskeeping.

Carl:

Advanced groundskeeping.

Employee:

Why are there wires?

Carl:

Advanced.

Employee:

Why are you smiling?

Carl:

Very advanced.

Employee:

I’m telling management.

Carl:

They already know about the gopher.

Employee:

I’m not talking about the gopher.

Shed Status

TOOLS: MANY.

PLAN: CONCERNING.

SAFETY OFFICER: SHOULD PROBABLY VISIT.

The Gopher Hole

Golfer:

My ball went in there.

Friend:

That’s not a cup.

Golfer:

I know.

Friend:

That’s a gopher hole.

Golfer:

Can I play it from there?

Friend:

Why would you?

Golfer:

I don’t want another penalty.

Friend:

There’s something looking at you.

Golfer:

…

Gopher:

…

Golfer:

New ball.

Friend:

Good decision.

Wildlife Status

GOPHER: PRESENT.

BALL: ABANDONED.

STROKE PENALTY: ACCEPTED IMMEDIATELY.

The Gopher Encounter

Golfer:

Cute little guy.

Carl:

Where?

Golfer:

Over there.

Carl:

WHERE?

Golfer:

Why are you suddenly running?

Carl:

Stay back.

Golfer:

From the gopher?

Carl:

From me.

Golfer:

That’s significantly more concerning.

Hazard Status

GOPHER: SMALL.

CARL: DETERMINED.

ACTUAL HAZARD: UNCLEAR.

The Groundskeeping Plan

Manager:

Carl.

Carl:

Yeah?

Manager:

What exactly are you planning?

Carl:

Controlled solution.

Manager:

Controlled?

Carl:

Mostly.

Manager:

Define mostly.

Carl:

You ask too many questions.

Manager:

It’s my golf course.

Carl:

Then maybe don’t watch.

Management Status

CONFIDENCE IN CARL: DECLINING.

CARL’S CONFIDENCE: INCREASING.

The Explosion

Golfer:

Nice day.

Friend:

Beautiful.

Golfer:

Little windy.

Friend:

Not bad.

BOOM.

Golfer:

What was that?

Friend:

Groundskeeping.

Golfer:

Is that normal?

Friend:

At Bushwood?

Golfer:

Fair point.

Course Status

FAIRWAY: MOSTLY INTACT.

BUNKER: QUESTIONABLE.

GOPHER: PROBABLY FINE.

CARL: NOT FINISHED.

The Bigger Explosion

Judge Smails:

What is happening?!

Manager:

Groundskeeping issue.

Judge Smails:

THE COURSE IS EXPLODING.

Manager:

Temporary maintenance.

Judge Smails:

TEMPORARY?!

Distant BOOM.

Manager:

Would you like to finish your round?

Judge Smails:

WHERE?

Course Maintenance Status

AERATION: NOT THE PROBLEM.

IRRIGATION: NOT THE PROBLEM.

GOPHER: THEORETICALLY THE PROBLEM.

EXPLOSIONS: DEFINITELY THE PROBLEM.

The Gopher Afterwards

Smoke clears.

Carl:

…

Gopher:

…

Carl:

…

Gopher:

Still there.

Carl:

Unbelievable.

Gopher Status

DETERRENCE: FAILED.

CONFIDENCE: UNCHANGED.

DANCE ENERGY: SUSPICIOUSLY HIGH.

Carl:

This isn’t over.

Everyone Else:

IT SHOULD BE.

The Bunker

Golfer:

I hate bunkers.

Friend:

Just splash it out.

Golfer:

I know how.

Golfer swings.

Ball stays.

Golfer:

Practice.

Golfer swings.

Ball moves six inches.

Friend:

Progress.

Golfer swings.

Ball flies over green into another bunker.

Friend:

Technically out.

Golfer:

Don’t speak.

Bunker Status

ATTEMPTS: 3.

SAND MOVED: SIGNIFICANTLY.

BALL PROGRESS: DEBATABLE.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE: HIGH.

The Water Hazard

Golfer:

How far to clear the water?

Friend:

About 170.

Golfer:

Easy.

Friend:

You hit your seven iron 130.

Golfer:

Not when I catch it clean.

Friend:

When was the last time you caught it clean?

Golfer:

Today could be the day.

Friend:

Use another ball.

Golfer:

Why?

Friend:

Trust me.

Golfer swings.

Splash.

Friend:

See?

Water Hazard Status

DISTANCE REQUIRED: 170.

DISTANCE ACHIEVED: 112.

OPTIMISM: UNJUSTIFIED.

The Golf Ball Hunt

Golfer:

I saw it land here.

Friend:

You said that ten minutes ago.

Golfer:

It’s here.

Friend:

We’re holding everyone up.

Golfer:

These balls are expensive.

Friend:

You bought 100 used balls for twenty dollars.

Golfer:

Exactly.

Investment.

Friend:

I’m dropping you a ball.

Golfer:

Give me two more minutes.

Search Status

TIME SPENT LOOKING: 11 MINUTES.

BALL VALUE: APPROXIMATELY 20 CENTS.

EMOTIONAL VALUE: APPARENTLY PRICELESS.

The Found Ball

Golfer:

Found it!

Friend:

That’s not yours.

Golfer:

How do you know?

Friend:

Yours was white.

Golfer:

This one’s white.

Friend:

Yours said Title—

Golfer:

Ball is ball.

Friend:

That’s somebody else’s.

Golfer:

Finders keepers.

Golf Ethics Status

ORIGINAL BALL: LOST.

RANDOM BALL: ACQUIRED.

NET BALL LOSS: ZERO.

The Cart

Friend:

Slow down.

Golfer:

I’m barely moving.

Friend:

We’re on a hill.

Golfer:

It’s fine.

Friend:

That’s a bunker.

Golfer:

I see it.

Friend:

TURN.

Golfer:

I’M TURNING.

Cart Status

PATH: ABANDONED.

BUNKER: APPROACHING.

JUDGE SMAILS: SOMEHOW NEARBY.

Judge Smails:

YOU!

Golfer:

Drive.

Friend:

YOU’RE DRIVING.

Golfer:

RIGHT.

The Cart Path Only Sign

Sign:

CART PATH ONLY

Golfer:

Does that mean—

Friend:

Yes.

Golfer:

But my ball is way over there.

Friend:

Walk.

Golfer:

That’s far.

Friend:

Golf involves walking.

Golfer:

Not the way I play it.

Cart Status

CART: ON PATH.

BALL: 80 YARDS AWAY.

CLUB SELECTED: PROBABLY WRONG.

SECOND CLUB NEEDED: INEVITABLE.

Golfer walks to ball.

Golfer:

I need a different club.

Friend:

Of course you do.

The Rangefinder

Golfer:

147 yards.

Friend:

Looks like 120.

Golfer:

Rangefinder says 147.

Friend:

You’re aiming at the tree behind the green.

Golfer:

Oh.

Friend:

Try again.

Golfer:

121.  

Friend:

Technology.

Distance Status

GREEN: 121.

TREE: 147.

CONFIDENCE BEFORE CORRECTION: ABSOLUTE.

The Expensive Clubs

Friend:

New clubs?

Golfer:

Yep.

Friend:

How much?

Golfer:

Don’t ask.

Friend:

Did they help?

Golfer:

Absolutely.

Friend:

Your score is the same.

Golfer:

But now I know it isn’t the clubs.

Friend:

That’s expensive self-discovery.

Equipment Status

CLUBS: PREMIUM.

BALLS: PREMIUM.

BAG: PREMIUM.

SWING: SAME.

The New Driver

Golfer:

This driver adds twenty yards.

Friend:

According to whom?

Golfer:

Marketing.

Friend:

Reliable.

Golfer:

Watch.

Swing.

Ball slices into woods.

Friend:

Definitely traveled farther.

Golfer:

Thank you.

Friend:

Not toward the hole.

Golfer:

Details.

The Putter

Golfer:

New putter.

Friend:

Again?

Golfer:

This one’s balanced.

Friend:

So was the last one.

Golfer:

This one feels better.

Friend:

You missed from three feet.

Golfer:

Greens are fast.

Friend:

You left it short.

Golfer:

Greens are slow.

Friend:

Amazing.

Putting Status

PUTTER: NEW.

EXCUSES: VINTAGE.

The Three-Foot Putt

Golfer:

Give me that?

Friend:

No.

Golfer:

Three feet.

Friend:

Putt it.

Golfer:

That’s a gimme.

Friend:

Then make it.

Golfer:

Fine.

Golfer misses.

Friend:

That’s why.

Golfer:

Didn’t count.

Friend:

Why?

Golfer:

You distracted me.

Scorekeeping Status

PUTT: MISSED.

STROKE: DENIED.

FRIENDSHIP: TESTED.

The 19th Hole

Golfer:

Great round.

Friend:

You shot 112.

Golfer:

Score isn’t everything.

Friend:

You threw a club.

Golfer:

Once.

Friend:

Twice.

Golfer:

Second one slipped.

Friend:

You lost nine balls.

Golfer:

Found four.

Friend:

None were yours.

Golfer:

Net five.

Friend:

That’s not how—

Golfer:

Great round.

19th Hole Status

SCORE: FORGOTTEN.

STORIES: IMPROVING RAPIDLY.

BAD SHOTS: BECOMING “ALMOST GREAT.”

The Retelling

Golfer:

I almost birdied seven.

Friend:

You made six.

Golfer:

Almost birdied.

Friend:

You were in two bunkers.

Golfer:

But the approach was incredible.

Friend:

You bladed it across the green.

Golfer:

Low trajectory.

Friend:

You are rewriting history.

Golfer:

That’s what the clubhouse is for.

Story Status

ACTUAL ROUND: MEDIOCRE.

CLUBHOUSE VERSION: HEROIC.

The Golf Buddy

Golfer One:

Same time next week?

Golfer Two:

Absolutely.

Golfer One:

Even after today?

Golfer Two:

Especially after today.

Golfer One:

We were terrible.

Golfer Two:

Exactly.

We need revenge.

Golfer One:

Against who?

Golfer Two:

Golf.

Golf Relationship Status

GAME: INFURIATING.

DESIRE TO QUIT: OCCASIONAL.

NEXT TEE TIME: ALREADY BOOKED.

The Non-Golfer

Friend:

Why do you play golf?

Golfer:

Relaxation.

Friend:

You screamed six times.

Golfer:

Passion.

Friend:

You threw your hat.

Golfer:

Wind.

Friend:

You threatened your putter.

Golfer:

Constructive feedback.

Friend:

You said you’re never playing again.

Golfer:

That was on fourteen.

Friend:

And now?

Golfer:

Playing Saturday.

Friend:

Of course.

Golf Status

RELAXING: ALLEGEDLY.

The Caddy

Caddy:

Seven iron.

Golfer:

I think eight.

Caddy:

Seven.

Golfer:

Feels like eight.

Caddy:

Seven.

Golfer:

I’m going eight.

Golfer hits short.

Caddy:

Seven.

Golfer:

Don’t.

Advice Status

EXPERT ADVICE: PROVIDED.

EXPERT ADVICE: IGNORED.

RESULT: PREDICTABLE.

The Golf Lesson

Instructor:

Your grip is too tight.

Golfer:

Okay.

Instructor:

You’re standing too far away.

Golfer:

Okay.

Instructor:

Your takeaway is too fast.

Golfer:

Okay.

Instructor:

You’re coming over the top.

Golfer:

Okay.

Instructor:

You’re not rotating.

Golfer:

Anything I’m doing right?

Instructor:

You arrived on time.

Golfer:

I’ll take it.

Lesson Status

PROBLEMS IDENTIFIED: MANY.

SOLUTIONS REMEMBERED TOMORROW: ZERO.

The Driving Range

Golfer:

Watch this.

Friend:

Okay.

Golfer hits perfect shot.

Friend:

Wow.

Golfer:

See?

Fixed it.

Next ball:

Terrible.

Friend:

Fixed?

Golfer:

Temporary regression.

Range Status

PERFECT SHOTS: 1.

TERRIBLE SHOTS: 37.

MEMORY OF PERFECT SHOT: PERMANENT.

The Golf Tournament

Organizer:

Welcome to the tournament.

Golfer:

What’s the format?

Organizer:

Scramble.

Golfer:

Excellent.

Friend:

Why excellent?

Golfer:

My bad shots become team problems.

Friend:

That’s not the spirit.

Golfer:

That’s exactly the spirit.

Tournament Status

TEAMWORK: REQUIRED.

INDIVIDUAL ACCOUNTABILITY: REDUCED.

GOLFER: THRILLED.

The Charity Scramble

Golfer:

Which drive are we using?

Team:

Not yours.

Golfer:

Approach?

Team:

Not yours.

Golfer:

Putt?

Team:

Not yours.

Golfer:

What am I contributing?

Team:

Positive attitude.

Golfer:

Finally recognized.

Contribution Status

GOLF: MINIMAL.

MORALE: ACCEPTABLE.

The Bachelor Golf Weekend

Friend:

What’s the plan?

Best Man:

Golf.

Friend:

Then?

Best Man:

Golf.

Friend:

Then?

Best Man:

Clubhouse.

Friend:

Then?

Best Man:

More golf tomorrow.

Friend:

Perfect.

Weekend Status

ROUNDS: MULTIPLE.

BALLS PACKED: INSUFFICIENT.

BUSHWOOD SHIRT: REQUIRED.

The Dad

Kid:

Dad, why do you have so many golf shirts?

Dad:

Different courses.

Kid:

This says Bushwood.

Dad:

Classic course.

Kid:

Can we go there?

Dad:

Technically no.

Kid:

Why?

Dad:

It’s fictional.

Kid:

Then why do you have the shirt?

Dad:

Sit down.

We need to watch a movie.

Educational Status

QUESTION: ANSWERED WITH CADDYSHACK.

The Caddyshack Fan

Stranger:

Bushwood?

You:

Bushwood.

Stranger:

Nice.

You:

Thanks.

Stranger:

Carl know you’re wearing that?

You:

Hopefully not.

Stranger:

Probably safer.

Fan Recognition Status

WORDS EXCHANGED: FEW.

REFERENCE UNDERSTOOD: COMPLETELY.

The Non-Fan

Person:

Bushwood Country Club?

You:

Yep.

Person:

Where is that?

You:

It’s complicated.

Person:

Nice course?

You:

Parts of it.

Person:

Good groundskeeping?

You:

…

Person:

Why are you laughing?

You:

Movie night.

My place.

Cultural Education Status

REFERENCE: MISSED.

SOLUTION: CADDYSHACK.

POPCORN: REQUIRED.

The Movie Night

Friend:

What are we watching?

You:

Caddyshack.

Friend:

Again?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

We watched it last month.

You:

And?

Friend:

Fair.

Movie Night Status

YEAR: 1980.

COUNTRY CLUB: BUSHWOOD.

GOLF: QUESTIONABLE.

COMEDY: CLASSIC.

GOPHER: READY.

The 80s Comedy Marathon

Friend:

What’s first?

You:

Caddyshack.

Friend:

Then?

You:

We’ll decide later.

Friend:

So the marathon currently has one movie?

You:

We’re pacing ourselves.

Friend:

Smart.

You:

Unlike Carl.

Friend:

Also smart.

The Bill Murray Fan

Friend:

Carl Spackler.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

One of Murray’s most memorable characters.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

You’re wearing that to golf?

You:

Absolutely.

Friend:

Should I be worried?

You:

Only if we see a gopher.

Friend:

I’m driving separately.

Safety Status

MURRAY FAN: DELIGHTED.

GROUNDSKEEPING TOOLS: NOT PROVIDED.

The Chevy Chase Fan

Friend:

Ty Webb energy today?

Golfer:

Absolutely.

Friend:

Meaning?

Golfer:

Relaxed.

Confident.

Effortless.

Golfer slices ball into parking lot.

Friend:

Effortless?

Golfer:

Working on that part.

The Rodney Dangerfield Fan

Friend:

Al Czervik energy?

You:

Depends.

Friend:

On what?

You:

How strict the clubhouse is.

Friend:

Oh no.

You:

Exactly.

Country Club Status

DECORUM: VULNERABLE.

Judge Smails Energy

Golfer:

That guy takes golf seriously.

Friend:

How seriously?

Golfer:

He just glared at someone for laughing.

Friend:

Judge Smails seriously?

Golfer:

Judge Smails seriously.

Friend:

Let’s play through.

Golfer:

Let’s leave the state.

The Club Championship

Member:

I’ve trained all year.

Friend:

For the club championship?

Member:

Yes.

Friend:

Pressure?

Member:

Immense.

Friend:

It’s recreational golf.

Member:

Get out.

Championship Status

STAKES: OBJECTIVELY LOW.

EMOTIONAL STAKES: ABSURDLY HIGH.

The Handicap Debate

Golfer:

What’s your handicap?

Friend:

Twelve.

Golfer:

Really?

Friend:

Yep.

Golfer:

Last time we played you shot 97.

Friend:

Bad day.

Golfer:

And before that?

Friend:

Also bad day.

Golfer:

How many good days do you have?

Friend:

Enough for the handicap system.

Mathematics Status

NUMBERS: TECHNICALLY INVOLVED.

HONESTY: NEGOTIABLE.

The Sand Trap

Golfer:

Why is it called a bunker?

Friend:

Because once you’re in, escape becomes a military operation.

Golfer:

Fair.

Golfer swings.

Friend:

Still in.

Golfer:

Exactly.

The Rough

Golfer:

This rough is ridiculous.

Friend:

Your ball is six feet off the fairway.

Golfer:

Unplayable.

Friend:

That’s because you’re standing on the wrong ball.

Golfer:

…

Friend:

Yours is over there.

Golfer:

Much better.

Ball Location Status

BALL ONE: NOT YOURS.

BALL TWO: YOURS.

ABILITY TO IDENTIFY PERSONAL PROPERTY: QUESTIONABLE.

The Trees

Golfer:

I can punch through that gap.

Friend:

What gap?

Golfer:

Between those branches.

Friend:

That’s not a gap.

Golfer:

I’ve got it.

Friend:

Take your medicine.

Golfer:

No.

Swing.

THUNK.

Ball returns toward golfer.

Friend:

Nature disagrees.

Recovery Status

SMART PLAY: AVAILABLE.

SMART PLAY: DECLINED.

TREE: VICTORIOUS.

The Lucky Bounce

Golfer hits terrible shot.

Ball hits tree.

Bounces off rock.

Rolls onto green.

Stops six feet from hole.

Friend:

You’ve got to be kidding.

Golfer:

Course management.

Friend:

You aimed thirty yards left.

Golfer:

Calculated.

Friend:

You yelled “NO” when you hit it.

Golfer:

Part of the calculation.

Golf Skill Status

INTENTION: BAD.

RESULT: GREAT.

CONFIDENCE: IMMEDIATELY UNBEARABLE.

The Birdie Putt

Golfer:

For birdie.

Friend:

Take your time.

Golfer:

Got it.

Putt.

Misses.

Golfer:

Par.

Friend:

You still have four feet.

Golfer:

Give me that.

Friend:

No.

Golfer:

Why are you like this?

Friend:

Because I watched you miss the last one.

The Double Bogey

Golfer:

Put me down for bogey.

Friend:

That was double.

Golfer:

Was it?

Friend:

Yes.

Golfer:

Let’s reconstruct.

Drive.

Approach.

Chip.

Two putts.

Friend:

You forgot the bunker.

Golfer:

I choose not to remember the bunker.

Friend:

Scorecard remembers.

Golfer:

Scorecard needs to mind its business.

The Turn

Golfer:

How’d you shoot on the front?

Friend:

43.  

You?

Golfer:

Also 43.

Friend:

Really?

Golfer:

Approximately.

Friend:

What’s approximately 43?

Golfer:

Somewhere between 43 and 51.

Friend:

That’s not how scoring works.

Golfer:

Agree to disagree.

The Back Nine

Golfer:

Fresh start.

Friend:

Scores carry over.

Golfer:

Emotionally, fresh start.

Friend:

Fair.

Golfer:

I’m going low.

Friend:

You just made triple.

Golfer:

That was front-nine me.

Psychological Status

FRONT NINE: FORGOTTEN.

BACK NINE: FULL OF POSSIBILITY.

The Final Hole

Golfer:

Need par to break 100.

Friend:

You sure?

Golfer:

Yes.

Friend:

Did you count the penalty on twelve?

Golfer:

Need par to break 100.

Friend:

And the lost ball on fifteen?

Golfer:

NEED PAR TO BREAK 100.

Friend:

Understood.

Pressure Status

GOAL: BREAK 100.

ACCOUNTING METHOD: DO NOT INVESTIGATE.

Golfer tees off.

Perfect drive.

Golfer:

YES.

Friend:

Great shot.

Golfer:

This is it.

Approach:

Perfect.

Friend:

Wow.

Golfer:

I knew I had it.

Putt:

Misses.

Golfer:

…

Friend:

Still got that for par.

Golfer:

Nobody speak.

Putt:

Misses.

Golfer:

…

Friend:

Want me to—

Golfer:

NOBODY.

SPEAK.

Final Hole Status

DRIVE: PERFECT.

APPROACH: PERFECT.

PUTTING: GOLF REMINDED YOU WHO’S IN CHARGE.

The Score

Friend:

101.  

Golfer:

No.

Friend:

101.  

Golfer:

Recount.

Friend:

101.  

Golfer:

Did you count—

Friend:

Everything.

Golfer:

That’s your first mistake.

Final Score Status

OFFICIAL: 101.

PERSONAL VERSION: 98.

CLUBHOUSE VERSION TOMORROW: 94.

The Next Tee Time

Friend:

Still want to play next week?

Golfer:

Obviously.

Friend:

After all that?

Golfer:

I almost broke 100.

Friend:

You shot 101.

Golfer:

Exactly.

I’m close.

Friend:

You’re impossible.

Golfer:

Saturday at eight?

Friend:

See you there.

The Bushwood C.C. Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

Caddyshack fans.

Bushwood C.C. fans.

Bill Murray fans.

Carl Spackler fans.

Chevy Chase fans.

Ty Webb fans.

Rodney Dangerfield fans.

Al Czervik fans.

Judge Smails fans.

Danny Noonan fans.

Gopher fans.

80s comedy fans.

Classic-comedy fans.

Movie buffs.

Cult-movie collectors.

Golfers.

Golf dads.

Golf husbands.

Golf boyfriends.

Golf buddies.

Country-club members.

Country-club rebels.

Weekend golfers.

Serious golfers.

Not-so-serious golfers.

Terrible golfers.

Terrible golfers who own extremely expensive equipment.

Golfers who blame their clubs.

Golfers who bought new clubs anyway.

Golfers who take mulligans.

Golfers who pretend they don’t take mulligans.

Golfers who call the first mulligan a breakfast ball.

Golfers who somehow invent a lunch ball later.

Golfers who lose balls.

Golfers who find other people’s balls.

Golfers who consider this a balanced economic system.

Golfers who love the driving range.

Golfers who look fantastic on the driving range.

Golfers whose swing mysteriously disappears on the first tee.

Golfers who have purchased a new driver to solve a problem that definitely wasn’t the driver.

Golfers who have purchased a new putter for the same reason.

Golfers who own a rangefinder.

Golfers who accidentally range the trees behind the green.

Golfers who know exactly how far they hit every club.

Golfers whose actual distances disagree.

Golfers who spend ten minutes searching for a 20-cent ball.

Golfers who find a different ball and call it even.

Golfers who hate bunkers.

Golfers who hate water hazards.

Golfers who hate trees.

Golfers who somehow keep voluntarily returning to places containing all three.

Golfers who have threatened their clubs.

Golfers who have apologized to their clubs.

Golfers who have considered quitting.

Golfers who booked another tee time before leaving the parking lot.

Golfers who understand that one perfect shot can erase seventeen holes of frustration.

Golfers who live for the 19th hole.

Golfers who tell better stories than they play golf.

Golfers whose clubhouse score gets lower every time the story is told.

People who think Judge Smails takes golf too seriously.

People who appreciate Ty Webb’s relaxed approach.

People who enjoy Al Czervik’s chaos.

People who consider Carl Spackler’s groundskeeping techniques slightly excessive.

People who know they’re extremely excessive.

People who still root for the gopher.

People looking for a Caddyshack shirt.

People looking for a Bushwood Country Club shirt.

People looking for a funny golf shirt.

People looking for an 80s movie shirt.

People looking for a golf dad gift.

People looking for a golf buddy gift.

People looking for a Bill Murray golf shirt.

People looking for a subtle movie-reference shirt.

And anyone who believes the perfect country club should have:

Beautiful greens.

Challenging fairways.

Excellent clubhouse facilities.

Friendly staff.

Reasonable pace of play.

Classic golf tradition.

And absolutely…

NO EXPLOSIVES.

Unfortunately…

this is Bushwood.

Bushwood C.C. Final Course Status Report

CLUB: BUSHWOOD C.C.

LOCATION: FICTIONAL.

MOVIE: CADDYSHACK.

YEAR: 1980.

MEMBERSHIP: EXCLUSIVE.

ATMOSPHERE: PRESTIGIOUS-ISH.

FAIRWAYS: BEAUTIFUL.

GREENS: MAINTAINED.

ROUGH: ANNOYING.

BUNKERS: TOO MANY.

WATER HAZARDS: HUNGRY FOR GOLF BALLS.

GOLF BALLS LOST: MANY.

MULLIGANS TAKEN: SEVERAL.

MULLIGANS ADMITTED: FEWER.

SCORECARD: CREATIVE.

JUDGE SMAILS: PRESENT.

JUDGE SMAILS MOOD: NOT GREAT.

TY WEBB: PRESENT.

TY WEBB MOOD: CONSIDERABLY BETTER.

AL CZERVIK: PRESENT.

AL CZERVIK VOLUME: HIGH.

CARL SPACKLER: PRESENT.

CARL SPACKLER MISSION: GOPHER.

GOPHER: PRESENT.

GOPHER LOCATION: UNKNOWN.

GOPHER ATTITUDE: DEFIANT.

GROUNDSKEEPING PLAN: ACTIVE.

GROUNDSKEEPING PLAN QUALITY: DEBATABLE.

GROUNDSKEEPING PLAN INTENSITY: EXTREME.

EXPLOSIVES: CONCERNINGLY RELEVANT.

COURSE MARSHAL: STRESSED.

CLUB MANAGER: MORE STRESSED.

JUDGE SMAILS: EVEN MORE STRESSED.

GOPHER: UNBOTHERED.

FIRST TEE: READY.

GOLFER: CONFIDENT.

FIRST DRIVE: SLICED.

SECOND DRIVE: HOOKED.

BREAKFAST BALL: USED.

BRUNCH BALL: UNDER CONSIDERATION.

BALLS REMAINING: DECLINING.

NEW DRIVER: NOT HELPING.

NEW PUTTER: ALSO NOT HELPING.

RANGEFINDER: WORKING.

USER ERROR: POSSIBLE.

BUNKER ESCAPE: EVENTUAL.

WATER CARRY: SHORT.

TREE: HIT.

LUCKY BOUNCE: RECEIVED.

GOLFER IMMEDIATELY CLAIMS IT WAS INTENTIONAL: YES.

FRONT NINE: ROUGH.

BACK NINE: FRESH START EMOTIONALLY.

FINAL SCORE: DON’T ASK.

CLUBHOUSE VERSION: MUCH BETTER.

19TH HOLE: OPEN.

NEXT TEE TIME: ALREADY BOOKED.

GOLF: INFURIATING.

GOLFERS: RETURNING ANYWAY.

BUSHWOOD ETIQUETTE: STRICT.

BUSHWOOD CHAOS: STRICTER.

GOPHER PROBLEM: UNRESOLVED.

CARL: STILL WORKING ON IT.

EVERYONE ELSE: WOULD PREFER HE STOP.

CURRENT STATUS: WELCOME TO GOLF’S MOST CHAOTIC COUNTRY CLUB.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

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