Camp Slasher – Black Mug – Jason Voorhees – Friday the 13th – Horror

CAMP: CRYSTAL LAKE.

TIME: TOO EARLY.

WOODS: SUSPICIOUS.

MASK: HOCKEY.

MACHETES: CROSSED.

COFFEE: REQUIRED.

11 OZ: STANDARD SURVIVAL MODE.

15 OZ: FINAL GIRL FUEL.

STRANGE NOISE OUTSIDE: NOT BEFORE COFFEE.

Some people wake up cheerful.

Some people wake up refreshed.

Some people leap out of bed ready to conquer the day.

And some people require enough caffeine to survive Camp Crystal Lake.

The Camp Slasher Black Mug features the unmistakable Jason Voorhees hockey-mask imagery with two crossed machetes arranged in a horror-inspired Jolly Roger design, turning your morning coffee or tea into a tiny tribute to classic slasher cinema.

Choose 11 oz or 15 oz, pour your preferred morning beverage, and remember:

If you hear something scratching outside before the first cup…

NO YOU DIDN’T.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Jason Voorhees Inspired Design – Features the unmistakable hockey-mask imagery associated with one of horror’s most recognizable slashers.
• Slasher Jolly Roger Style – Crossed machetes give classic pirate-flag imagery a Camp Crystal Lake makeover.
• Choose 11 oz or 15 oz – Pick your preferred level of morning horror fuel.
• Black Mug Style – The black mug provides an appropriately dark backdrop for the Camp Slasher artwork.
• Perfect for Friday the 13th Fans – A fun addition for fans of Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal Lake, and classic slasher movies.
• Year-Round Horror Attitude – Because your horror collection doesn’t have to disappear when October ends.
• Great Horror Gift – Perfect for birthdays, Halloween, Friday the 13th, horror fans, slasher collectors, movie-marathon hosts, coworkers, and anyone whose personality before coffee could frighten Jason himself.

Morning at Camp Crystal Lake

6:03 A.M.

Alarm

BEEP.

You

No.

Alarm

BEEP.

You

Still no.

Alarm

BEEP.

You

This is harassment.

Coffee Maker

Waiting.

You

Finally.

Someone reasonable.

Morning Survival

Begins.

First Cup

Coffee pours.

You

Stares.

Coffee

Steams.

You

We understand each other.

First Sip

Brain

Booting.

Second Sip

Brain

Loading.

Third Sip

Brain

Basic motor functions restored.

Fourth Sip

Brain

Language module online.

You

Good morning.

Coffee

Mission accomplished.

11 oz

You:

Normal morning.

Coffee

11 oz.

You

Adequate.

Brain

Functional.

Mood

Acceptable.

Productivity

Possible.

15 oz

You:

Stayed up watching horror movies until 2:17 A.M.

Coffee

15 oz.

Brain

Emergency systems activating.

You

I regret nothing.

Brain

You should.

You

Coffee first.

Final Girl Fuel

Deployed.

The Strange Noise

SCRATCH.

Friend

Did you hear that?

You

Sips coffee.

Friend

Something’s outside.

You

Sips again.

Friend

Should we check?

You

No.

Friend

What if something needs help?

You

It’s 6:14 in morning.

Nothing requiring my assistance should exist yet.

Friend

Could be raccoon.

You

Then raccoon may wait until second cup.

Survival Strategy

Highly caffeinated.

The Cabin

Friend:

Coffee?

You

Yes.

Friend

Cream?

You

No.

Friend

Sugar?

You

No.

Friend

Want investigate creepy shed behind cabin?

You

Absolutely not.

Friend

After coffee?

You

Also no.

Friend

Then why coffee?

You

So I can explain no more clearly.

The Generator

Friend:

Power’s out.

You

Coffee maker?

Friend

Also out.

You

…

Friend

You okay?

You

This situation has escalated.

Friend

We can check generator.

You

Where?

Friend

Behind woods.

You

No.

Friend

But coffee.

You

…

Friend

Now you’re considering it.

You

This is how horror movies get you.

Caffeine

Creates dangerous temptation.

The Camp Counselor

Counselor:

Good morning, campers!

Campers

Silence.

Counselor

Who’s ready for canoeing?

Campers

Silence.

Counselor

Hiking?

Campers

Silence.

Counselor

Archery?

Campers

Silence.

Counselor

Coffee?

Adult Horror Fan

Finally.

Programming

Improved.

The Camp Director

Director:

Rise and shine!

You

No.

Director

Beautiful morning!

You

Debatable.

Director

Birds are singing!

You

They’re too loud.

Director

Sun is shining!

You

Also too loud.

Director

Ready for activities?

You

Raises Camp Slasher mug.

Director

I’ll come back later.

You

Excellent leadership.

The Campfire Morning

Friend:

Beautiful sunrise.

You

Coffee.

Friend

Look at lake.

You

Coffee.

Friend

Listen to birds.

You

Coffee.

Friend

You aren’t morning person.

You

Evidence overwhelming.

Coffee

Continues doing important work.

The Hockey Mask

Friend:

There’s hockey mask hanging on tree.

You

Interesting.

Friend

That’s all?

You

I’m drinking coffee.

Friend

Shouldn’t we leave?

You

After this cup.

Friend

Seriously?

You

I have priorities.

Friend

Jason could be here.

You

Then he can wait approximately six minutes.

Caffeine Commitment

Questionable but admirable.

The Machete

Friend:

There’s machete outside.

You

Camp tool.

Friend

There are two.

You

Still plausible.

Friend

They’re crossed.

You

Less plausible.

Friend

Under hockey mask.

You

Pack car.

Friend

Finally.

You

Bring coffee.

The Jolly Roger

Pirate:

Skull and crossbones.

Horror Fan:

Hockey mask and crossed machetes.

Pirate:

Slasher flag?

Horror Fan:

Correct.

Pirate:

What’s in mug?

Horror Fan:

Coffee.

Pirate:

Rum?

Horror Fan:

It’s 7 A.M.

Pirate:

Fair.

Horror Fan:

Also we’re driving.

Pirate:

Responsible.

Slasher Pirate Alliance

Unexpectedly sensible.

Friday the 13th Morning

Calendar:

Friday the 13th.

You

Excellent.

Coworker

Why are you smiling?

You

No reason.

Coworker

Is that Jason mug?

You

Yes.

Coworker

Of course it is.

You

Movie marathon tonight.

Coworker

How many?

You

Until judgment deteriorates.

Coworker

So late.

You

Extremely.

The Next Morning

Alarm.

You

Mistakes were made.

Camp Slasher Mug

Waiting.

You

We meet again.

The Horror Marathon

Movie One.

Coffee.

Movie Two.

Coffee.

Movie Three.

Maybe switch to something else.

Friend

Getting tired?

You

No.

Friend

You yawned.

You

Atmospheric response.

Friend

It’s 1 A.M.

You

Time is social construct.

Friend

That’s not how time works.

You

One more movie.

Clock

2:34 A.M.

Friend

Terrible decision.

You

Tomorrow has coffee.

The Morning After Horror Marathon

You:

Why did we stay up?

Friend

You said “one more.”

You

Repeatedly?

Friend

Four times.

You

That doesn’t sound like me.

Friend

It was definitely you.

You

Evidence?

Friend

You’re holding Camp Slasher mug.

You

Circumstantial.

Coffee

Strongly implicated.

The Office

Coworker:

Nice mug.

You

Thanks.

Coworker

Jason?

You

Yep.

Coworker

Crossed machetes?

You

Slasher Jolly Roger.

Coworker

That’s awesome.

You

Thanks.

Coworker

How’s morning going?

You

Looks into mug.

Coworker

Got it.

Communication

Efficient.

Monday Meeting

Manager:

Good morning, everyone!

You

Sips coffee.

Manager

Let’s start with energy!

You

Sips coffee.

Manager

How’s everyone feeling?

You

Sips coffee.

Manager

Anything you’d like share?

You

Raises Camp Slasher mug.

Manager

Okay.

We’ll circle back.

You

Please don’t.

The Coworker Before Coffee

Coworker:

Quick question.

You

No.

Coworker

I haven’t asked yet.

You

Still no.

Coworker

It’ll take second.

You

Coffee level currently below minimum operational threshold.

Coworker

I’ll come back.

You

Thank you.

Workplace Safety

Improved.

The Break Room

Coworker:

Is that your mug?

You

Yes.

Coworker

Camp Slasher?

You

Yes.

Coworker

That’s dark.

You

It’s black mug.

Coworker

I meant theme.

You

Also yes.

The Non-Horror Fan

Person:

What’s mask?

You

Jason Voorhees.

Person

From Friday the 13th?

You

Correct.

Person

And machetes?

You

Jolly Roger-style horror design.

Person

What’s Camp Crystal Lake?

You

You have few hours?

Person

Why?

You

We may need movie marathon.

Person

Is it scary?

You

How do you feel about summer camps?

Person

I like camping.

You

We’ll work on that.

The Horror Fan

Fan:

Jason mug!

You

Yep.

Fan

Camp Slasher!

You

Yep.

Fan

11 or 15?

You

15.  

Fan

Long night?

You

Horror marathon.

Fan

Understandable.

Horror Community

Connected through caffeine.

The Camping Trip

Friend:

Remote cabin this weekend.

You

No.

Friend

Lakefront.

You

No.

Friend

Deep woods.

You

No.

Friend

No cell signal.

You

Absolutely no.

Friend

But there’s coffee maker.

You

…

Friend

Got you.

You

Still no.

Personal Growth

Achieved.

Cabin Rental

Listing:

Secluded.

You

Concerning.

Listing:

Lakefront.

You

More concerning.

Listing:

Rustic.

You

Suspicious.

Listing:

No nearby neighbors.

You

Terrible.

Listing:

Generator powered.

You

Absolutely not.

Listing:

Coffee station.

You

…

Friend

Don’t do it.

You

I’m thinking.

Friend

Remember movies.

You

You’re right.

Reservation

Declined.

The Early Morning Knock

KNOCK KNOCK.

You

No.

KNOCK KNOCK.

You

Still no.

Friend

Someone’s door.

You

They can return during business hours.

Friend

It’s 8 A.M.

You

Exactly.

Friend

That is business hours.

You

Not mine.

Coffee

Still brewing.

Door

Remains closed.

The Doorbell

DING DONG.

You

Stares.

Coffee

Half full.

You

Impossible.

Doorbell

Again.

You

Who has chosen violence?

Delivery Notification

Package.

You

Acceptable.

Coffee

Resumes.

The Weekend Morning

No alarm.

No meeting.

No commute.

No plans.

Coffee

Poured.

Camp Slasher Mug

Ready.

Horror movie

Playing.

Phone

Silent.

You

Perfect.

Strange Noise Outside

THUMP.

You

Turns television volume up.

Perfect Weekend

Preserved.

The Final Girl

Friend:

What would you do in slasher movie?

You

Leave.

Friend

Immediately?

You

Immediately.

Friend

What about friends?

You

Tell them leave.

Friend

What if they refuse?

You

Wave from car.

Friend

Cold.

You

Survival oriented.

Friend

Would you at least bring coffee?

You

Obviously.

Final Girl Fuel

Non-negotiable.

The Horror Movie Rules

Rule One:

Don’t split up.

Sip.

Rule Two:

Don’t investigate noises.

Sip.

Rule Three:

Don’t enter abandoned cabin.

Sip.

Rule Four:

Keep car keys nearby.

Sip.

Rule Five:

If hockey mask appears—

Sip.

Leave.

Friend

That’s all?

You

Why complicate effective strategy?

The Halloween Morning

Coworker:

Happy Halloween!

You

Raises mug.

Coworker

Perfect.

You

Thank you.

Coworker

Costume tonight?

You

Maybe.

Coworker

Horror movie?

You

Definitely.

Coworker

Coffee?

You

Already ahead of you.

Spooky Season

Operational.

November 1

Coworker:

Halloween’s over.

You

Sips from Camp Slasher mug.

Coworker

You’re still doing horror thing?

You

What do you mean “still”?

Coworker

Spooky season ended.

You

For you.

Year-Round Horror

Confirmed.

January

Snow outside.

Camp Slasher Mug

Still there.

Friend

Horror mug in January?

You

Jason doesn’t observe seasonal merchandising schedules.

Friend

Fair.

February

Camp Slasher mug.

March

Camp Slasher mug.

April

Camp Slasher mug.

May

Camp Slasher mug.

June

Camp Slasher mug.

July

Camp Slasher mug.

August

Camp Slasher mug.

September

Everyone else finally catches up.

October

Your natural habitat.

Horror Is Not Season

It’s schedule.

The Gift

Recipient opens box.

Sees black mug.

Hockey mask.

Crossed machetes.

Recipient

Jason Jolly Roger?

You

Exactly.

Recipient

Camp Slasher.

You

Yep.

Recipient

This is awesome.

You

11 oz or 15 oz.

Recipient

15.  

You

Correct answer.

Recipient

Why?

You

More room for survival fuel.

Gift Selection

Successful.

Birthday?

CAMP SLASHER.

Halloween?

CAMP SLASHER.

Friday the 13th?

CAMP SLASHER.

Horror Convention?

CAMP SLASHER.

Horror Marathon?

CAMP SLASHER.

Monday Morning?

DEFINITELY CAMP SLASHER.

11 oz?

STANDARD SURVIVAL MODE.

15 oz?

FINAL GIRL FUEL.

Strange Noise Outside Before Coffee?

NO YOU DIDN’T.

The Camp Slasher Black Mug

A fun gift for:

Friday the 13th fans.

Jason Voorhees fans.

Camp Crystal Lake fans.

Slasher-movie fans.

Classic-horror fans.

80s horror fans.

Retro-horror fans.

Horror collectors.

Horror-convention goers.

Halloween enthusiasts.

Spooky-season fans.

Year-round horror fans.

Final-girl fans.

Coffee drinkers.

Tea drinkers.

Horror-marathon hosts.

Camp-horror fans.

Cabin-horror fans.

Camping-horror fans.

Jolly Roger fans.

Pirate-horror fans.

Masked-slasher fans.

Coworkers who aren’t morning people.

People who need coffee before conversation.

People who know not to split up.

People who refuse to investigate strange noises.

People who would never enter abandoned cabin after dark.

People who keep their car keys nearby during horror movies.

People who consider caffeine essential survival equipment.

People who celebrate Friday the 13th with movie marathon.

And anyone who understands that if something starts scratching against the cabin before the first cup…

IT CAN WAIT.

Camp Slasher Morning Status Report

CAMP: CRYSTAL LAKE.

TIME: TOO EARLY.

ALARM: OFFENSIVE.

BRAIN: BOOTING.

LAKE: QUIET.

CABIN: ISOLATED.

WOODS: SUSPICIOUS.

PHONE SIGNAL: NONE.

GENERATOR: QUESTIONABLE.

MASK: HOCKEY.

MACHETES: CROSSED.

JOLLY ROGER: SLASHER EDITION.

11 OZ: STANDARD SURVIVAL MODE.

15 OZ: FINAL GIRL FUEL.

COFFEE: POURED.

TEA: ACCEPTABLE.

FIRST SIP: COMPLETE.

LANGUAGE FUNCTIONS: RETURNING.

STRANGE NOISE: HEARD.

INVESTIGATION: DECLINED.

DOOR: LOCKED.

CURTAINS: CLOSED.

GROUP: NOT SPLITTING UP.

BASEMENT: AVOIDED.

MIDNIGHT SWIM: CANCELED.

CAR KEYS: SECURED.

JASON: SOMEWHERE.

HORROR MARATHON: RESUMING.

SURVIVAL PLAN: CAFFEINATE THEN LEAVE.

CAMP SLASHER.

EVERY KILLER DAY STARTS WITH A KILLER CUP.

AND REMEMBER:

NO INVESTIGATING STRANGE NOISES BEFORE COFFEE.

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Warm your soul with a nice cuppa out of this perfectly sized black ceramic mug. The high-quality sublimation printing makes this black ceramic mug the perfect gift for your true coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lover.

.: Black ceramic
.: 11 or 15 oz
.: C-handle

	11oz	15oz
Height, in	3.86	4.72
Diameter, in	3.35	3.35
Diameter (with handle), in	4.72	5.12

 

Weight	N/A