Camp Slasher – Indoor Sticker – Jason Voorhees – Friday the 13th – Horror Jolly Roger Decal

WARNING:

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE AREA.

WOODS: SUSPICIOUS.

CABINS: QUESTIONABLE.

MASK: HOCKEY.

MACHETES: CROSSED.

JOLLY ROGER: SLASHER EDITION.

STRANGE NOISES: DO NOT INVESTIGATE.

Some stickers say:

BE HAPPY.

Some say:

GOOD VIBES.

Some say:

YOU GOT THIS.

This one says:

Maybe don’t wander into the woods alone.

The Camp Slasher Indoor Sticker combines the unmistakable Jason Voorhees hockey-mask imagery with two crossed machetes arranged in a horror-inspired Jolly Roger design, creating a miniature warning sign for anyone familiar with Camp Crystal Lake.

Add it to your sticker collection, laptop, notebook, journal, planner, sticker board, office area, gaming space, or another suitable indoor surface and let everyone know:

You like horror.

You understand slasher movies.

And if someone suggests splitting up to investigate a mysterious noise…

you’re staying right where you are.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Jason Voorhees Inspired Design – Features the unmistakable hockey-mask imagery associated with one of horror’s most recognizable slashers.
• Slasher Jolly Roger Style – Crossed machetes transform classic pirate iconography into a Camp Crystal Lake warning symbol.
• Perfect for Friday the 13th Fans – A fun addition to collections inspired by Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal Lake, and classic slasher horror.
• Year-Round Horror Attitude – Because spooky doesn’t stop being interesting on November 1.
• Instant Horror-Fan Recognition – Fellow slasher fans will understand the hockey mask and crossed machetes immediately.
• Easy Addition to a Horror Collection – Great for adding a little Camp Slasher personality to a suitable indoor surface.
• Great Horror Gift – Perfect for birthdays, Halloween, Friday the 13th, horror fans, slasher collectors, convention goers, gamers, coworkers, and anyone who knows investigating strange noises is never worth it.

Official Camp Warning

NOTICE TO ALL COUNSELORS:

Swimming permitted.

Canoeing permitted.

Hiking permitted.

Campfires permitted.

Arts and crafts permitted.

Wandering Alone Into Woods After Dark

Strongly discouraged.

Investigating Strange Noises

Absolutely discouraged.

Saying “I’ll Be Right Back”

Please don’t.

Splitting Up

Why would you even suggest that?

Camp Management

Would like everyone to demonstrate basic pattern recognition.

The Laptop

Coworker:

What’s sticker?

You

Camp Slasher.

Coworker

Jason?

You

Yep.

Coworker

Crossed machetes?

You

Slasher Jolly Roger.

Coworker

That’s awesome.

You

Thanks.

Coworker

Big horror fan?

You

Yep.

Coworker

Would you survive Friday the 13th?

You

I wouldn’t go to camp.

Coworker

That’s cheating.

You

That’s surviving.

The Notebook

Friend:

What’s Camp Slasher?

You

Horror thing.

Friend

Jason?

You

Correct.

Friend

Camp Crystal Lake?

You

Correct.

Friend

Why Jolly Roger?

You

Hockey mask.

Crossed machetes.

Friend

Pirate Jason?

You

Not exactly.

Friend

Slasher pirate flag?

You

That’s closer.

Friend

I like it.

You

Excellent.

Horror Education

Complete.

The Planner

Monday:

Work.

Tuesday:

Work.

Wednesday:

Work.

Thursday:

Work.

Friday:

Movie night.

Calendar

Friday the 13th.

You

Perfect.

Friend

What’s plan?

You

Horror marathon.

Friend

How many movies?

You

Until decision-making deteriorates.

Friend

Then what?

You

Continue watching.

Friend

Responsible.

You

No one said responsible.

The Sticker Board

Cute sticker.

Cute sticker.

Flower.

Cat.

Positive affirmation.

Camp Slasher.

Friend

One of these is different.

You

Balance.

Friend

There’s hockey mask and machetes between rainbow and smiling frog.

You

Exactly.

Friend

Why?

You

Emotional range.

Sticker Collection

Improved.

The Office

Coworker:

Is that horror sticker?

You

Yes.

Coworker

At work?

You

Horror happens here too.

Coworker

That’s dramatic.

Printer

PAPER JAM.

You

See?

Coworker

Fair.

Office Horror

Confirmed.

The Printer

ERROR.

You

Of course.

Printer

ERROR.

You

What error?

Printer

ERROR.

You

Very informative.

Coworker

Need help?

You

Maybe.

Printer makes terrible grinding noise.

Coworker

What’s that?

You

Do not investigate.

Coworker

It’s printer.

You

That’s how it starts.

The Meeting

Manager:

Let’s brainstorm.

You

Okay.

Manager:

No bad ideas.

You

Never split up.

Manager

What?

You

Basic survival principle.

Manager

We’re discussing quarterly planning.

You

Still applies.

Coworker

Points at Camp Slasher sticker.

Manager

I’m starting understand.

Team Building

Manager:

We’re doing retreat!

You

Where?

Manager

Cabins.

You

No.

Manager

Beautiful lake.

You

No.

Manager

Surrounded by woods.

You

No.

Manager

No cell service!

You

Absolutely not.

Manager

It’ll be relaxing.

You

You have described entire opening act.

Manager

Of what?

You

Looks at sticker.

Manager

Oh.

Corporate Retreat

Reconsidered.

The Gaming Setup

Friend:

Nice setup.

You

Thanks.

Friend

What’s Camp Slasher sticker?

You

Jason-inspired Jolly Roger.

Friend

You play horror games?

You

Yep.

Friend

At night?

You

Yep.

Friend

Headphones?

You

Yep.

Friend

Alone?

You

Yep.

Friend

And you’re afraid of camping?

You

Virtual horror has quit button.

Friend

Valid.

The Horror Game

Game:

Enter abandoned cabin.

You

No.

Game:

OBJECTIVE: ENTER CABIN.

You

I disagree with objective.

Friend

You have to.

You

Why?

Friend

Story won’t continue.

You

Then story ends here.

Friend

Open door.

You

Fine.

Door creaks.

You

Already regret this.

The Basement Objective

Game:

Investigate basement.

You

No.

Friend

You have to.

You

Again?

Friend

That’s game.

You

Game has terrible judgment.

Friend

Go downstairs.

You

Camp Slasher sticker literally warned me about this.

Friend

Sticker isn’t game guide.

You

It should be.

The Horror Movie Marathon

Friend:

One movie?

You

Sure.

Movie ends.

Friend

Another?

You

Obviously.

Second movie ends.

Clock

12:43 A.M.

Friend

One more?

You

We’re committed.

Clock

2:18 A.M.

THUMP.

Friend

What was that?

You

Nothing.

Friend

Sounded outside.

You

Still nothing.

Friend

Should we look?

You

Points at sticker.

Friend

Right.

Horror Education

Successful.

The Window

Friend:

Something moved outside.

You

Close curtain.

Friend

Don’t you want know what?

You

Absolutely not.

Friend

Could be animal.

You

Then animal may continue animal activities privately.

Friend

You’re not curious?

You

Curiosity is optional.

Survival

Less optional.

The Cabin Weekend

Friend:

Found amazing rental.

You

Where?

Friend

Lakefront cabin.

You

Concerning.

Friend

Completely secluded.

You

More concerning.

Friend

Deep in woods.

You

Very concerning.

Friend

No cell service.

You

Cancel it.

Friend

You’re ridiculous.

You

You’re describing slasher movie.

Friend

It has hot tub.

You

…

Friend

Got you.

You

Still no.

Personal Growth

Achieved.

The Camping Trip

Friend:

Want go camping?

You

Campground?

Friend

Remote woods.

You

No.

Friend

Beside lake.

You

No.

Friend

Nobody around for miles.

You

No.

Friend

Why do you hate nature?

You

I love nature.

I distrust screenwriters.

Friend

We’re not in movie.

You

That’s what supporting character says.

The Tent

SCRATCH.

Friend

Hear that?

You

Yes.

Friend

Probably raccoon.

You

Forbidden phrase.

Friend

Want check?

You

No.

Friend

What if it’s bear?

You

Then significantly more no.

Friend

What do we do?

You

Remain inside until civilization returns.

The Hockey Mask

Friend:

Found hockey mask.

You

Put it down.

Friend

Why?

You

Look at sticker.

Friend

It’s just mask.

You

Look.

At.

Sticker.

Friend

Okay.

Mask

Returned.

Pattern Recognition

Improving.

The Machete

Friend:

There’s machete in shed.

You

Normal camp tool.

Friend

Two machetes.

You

Still possible.

Friend

Crossed.

You

Less normal.

Friend

Under hockey mask.

You

Pack car.

Friend

Now?

You

Immediately.

The Jolly Roger

Pirate:

Skull and crossbones.

Horror Fan

Hockey mask and crossed machetes.

Pirate

What’s that?

Horror Fan

Slasher Jolly Roger.

Pirate

Ship?

Horror Fan

Canoe.

Pirate

Crew?

Horror Fan

Final girls.

Pirate

Treasure?

Horror Fan

Car keys.

Pirate

Enemy?

Horror Fan

You know.

Pirate

Fair.

Camp Slasher Fleet

Ready.

The Camp Flag

Counselor:

Need camp emblem.

Other Counselor

Pine tree?

Horror Fan

No.

Counselor

Canoe?

Horror Fan

No.

Counselor

Happy camper?

Horror Fan

Historically inaccurate.

Counselor

Then what?

Horror Fan

Hockey mask and crossed machetes.

Counselor

That’s threatening.

Horror Fan

That’s expectation management.

Marketing

Approved.

Camp Brochure

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE

Nature!

Swimming!

Canoeing!

Campfires!

Cabins!

Adventure!

Fine Print

Questionable electricity.

Limited phone signal.

Suspicious woods.

Poor decision-making.

Unexplained noises.

Potential hockey-mask encounters.

Parent

Should I send child here?

Horror Fan

No.

Camp Representative

Hey!

Horror Fan

I said what I said.

The Counselor

Counselor:

I heard something.

Other Counselor

Where?

Counselor

Woods.

Other Counselor

Let’s check.

Horror Fan

No.

Counselor

Who are you?

Horror Fan

Person with functioning survival instinct.

Counselor

We’ll be fine.

Horror Fan

Famous last concept.

The Group

Friend One:

Let’s split up.

You

No.

Friend Two:

We’ll cover more ground.

You

No.

Friend Three:

I’ll check basement.

You

No.

Friend Four:

I’ll check woods.

You

No.

Friend One:

Do you have any other word?

You

Leave.

Friend One:

That’s another word.

You

Good.

We’re making progress.

The Car

CLICK.

Friend

Car won’t start.

You

Of course.

Friend

Battery?

You

Plot.

Friend

What?

You

Nothing.

Friend

What now?

You

Check keys.

Friend

Keys are here.

You

Excellent.

We’re already doing better than most characters.

The Flashlight

Flicker.

Friend

Battery dying.

You

Turn around.

Friend

We’re almost there.

You

No.

Friend

Why?

You

Flickering flashlight is nature’s horror-movie stop sign.

Friend

That’s not real thing.

You

It should be.

The Abandoned Cabin

Friend:

Wonder what’s inside.

You

Nothing we need.

Friend

Could be interesting.

You

Interesting is dangerous word.

Friend

I’m checking.

You

I’m going back.

Friend

You’re leaving me?

You

I’m demonstrating correct decision.

The Basement

Friend:

We need check basement.

You

Why?

Friend

Fuse box.

You

Then we no longer require electricity.

Friend

Seriously?

You

Humanity survived thousands of years without basement fuse boxes.

Friend

That’s not argument.

You

It is tonight.

The Final Girl

Friend:

Would you survive slasher movie?

You

Probably.

Friend

Why?

You

I don’t camp at suspicious lakes.

Friend

Anything else?

You

Don’t split up.

Don’t investigate noises.

Don’t enter abandoned buildings.

Keep car keys.

Friend

That’s it?

You

Apparently that’s enough to create competitive advantage.

The Horror Convention

Fan:

Camp Slasher!

You

Yep.

Fan

Jason!

You

Yep.

Fan

Jolly Roger!

You

Exactly.

Fan

That’s awesome.

You

Thanks.

Fan

Friday the 13th marathon tonight?

You

Obviously.

Horror Friendship

Established.

The Non-Horror Fan

Person:

Who’s guy with mask?

You

Jason Voorhees.

Person

Friday the 13th?

You

Correct.

Person

Why machetes?

You

Slasher-style Jolly Roger design.

Person

What’s Crystal Lake?

You

Summer camp with historically terrible branding opportunities.

Person

Is that actual description?

You

No.

Person

Okay.

You

But emotionally accurate.

Friday the 13th

Coworker:

What day is it?

You

Looks at Camp Slasher sticker.

Coworker

Right.

You

Movie marathon tonight.

Coworker

You’re really into this.

You

Correct.

Coworker

What if something weird happens?

You

I won’t investigate.

Coworker

You’ve thought this through.

You

Extensively.

Halloween

Friend:

Spooky season!

You

Yep.

Friend

New decorations?

You

Yep.

Friend

New horror movies?

You

Yep.

Friend

Camp Slasher sticker?

You

Year-round.

Friend

Of course.

November 1

Friend:

Halloween’s over.

You

Points at sticker.

Friend

You’re keeping that?

You

Why wouldn’t I?

Friend

Season ended.

You

Horror isn’t seasonal.

Friend

Fair.

January

Camp Slasher sticker.

February

Still there.

March

Still there.

April

Still there.

May

Still there.

June

Very appropriate now.

July

Extremely appropriate.

August

Camp season.

September

Everyone starts catching up.

October

Your people return.

November

They leave.

You

Remain.

Year-Round Horror

Confirmed.

The Motivational Sticker

Sticker:

DREAM BIG.

Camp Slasher Sticker:

Don’t investigate noises.

Sticker:

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

Camp Slasher Sticker:

Keep car keys nearby.

Sticker:

GOOD VIBES ONLY.

Camp Slasher Sticker:

Don’t split up.

You

Honestly, this one gives more practical advice.

The Gift

Recipient opens envelope.

Sees hockey mask.

Crossed machetes.

Recipient

Jason Jolly Roger?

You

Exactly.

Recipient

Camp Slasher.

You

Yep.

Recipient

This is awesome.

You

Thought you’d like it.

Recipient

Where should I put it?

You

Somewhere suitable indoors.

Recipient

Very responsible answer.

You

I learned from horror movies.

Gift

Successful.

Birthday?

CAMP SLASHER.

Halloween?

CAMP SLASHER.

Friday the 13th?

CAMP SLASHER.

Horror Collection?

CAMP SLASHER.

Gaming Space?

CAMP SLASHER.

Sticker Board?

CAMP SLASHER.

Notebook?

CAMP SLASHER.

Laptop?

CAMP SLASHER.

Planner?

CAMP SLASHER.

Strange Noise Outside?

DO NOT INVESTIGATE.

Friend Suggests Splitting Up?

FIND NEW FRIEND.

The Camp Slasher Indoor Sticker

A fun gift for:

Friday the 13th fans.

Jason Voorhees fans.

Camp Crystal Lake fans.

Slasher-movie fans.

Classic-horror fans.

80s horror fans.

Retro-horror fans.

Horror collectors.

Sticker collectors.

Horror-convention goers.

Halloween enthusiasts.

Spooky-season fans.

Year-round horror fans.

Final-girl fans.

Gamers.

Horror gamers.

Movie collectors.

Horror-marathon hosts.

Camp-horror fans.

Cabin-horror fans.

Camping-horror fans.

Jolly Roger fans.

Pirate-horror fans.

Masked-slasher fans.

People who know not to split up.

People who refuse to investigate strange noises.

People who avoid abandoned cabins.

People who understand “I’ll be right back” is terrible horror-movie planning.

People who keep car keys nearby.

People who hear scratching outside and simply increase television volume.

People who celebrate Friday the 13th.

People whose sticker collection needs significantly more slasher energy.

And anyone who believes the best horror survival advice is surprisingly simple:

DON’T GO CHECK.

Camp Slasher Status Report

CAMP: CRYSTAL LAKE.

LAKE: QUIET.

CABIN: QUESTIONABLE.

WOODS: SUSPICIOUS.

PHONE SIGNAL: NONE.

GENERATOR: UNRELIABLE.

MASK: HOCKEY.

MACHETES: CROSSED.

JOLLY ROGER: SLASHER EDITION.

STRANGE NOISE: HEARD.

INVESTIGATION: DECLINED.

GROUP: NOT SPLITTING UP.

BASEMENT: AVOIDED.

ABANDONED CABIN: AVOIDED.

MIDNIGHT SWIM: CANCELED.

FLASHLIGHT: FLICKERING.

CAR KEYS: SECURED.

DOORS: LOCKED.

CURTAINS: CLOSED.

JASON: SOMEWHERE.

FINAL GIRL ENERGY: ACTIVATED.

STICKER: ACQUIRED.

SURVIVAL PLAN: LEAVE.

CAMP SLASHER.

STICK WITH SCARY.

STICK WITH HORROR.

AND WHATEVER YOU DO…

DON’T INVESTIGATE THAT NOISE.

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