COLLEGE – Unisex T-Shirt – John Belushi Animal House – Classic Comedy

SCHOOL: COLLEGE.

MAJOR: UNDECLARED.

MINOR: CHAOS.

GPA: LET’S NOT DISCUSS IT.

ATTENDANCE: QUESTIONABLE.

STUDY HABITS: NONEXISTENT.

FRATERNITY HOUSE: CONCERNING.

TOGA: READY.

BLUTO: PRESENT.

ACADEMIC PROBATION: PROBABLY.

SHIRT: COLLEGE.

Sometimes legendary movie costumes require elaborate wardrobes.

Sometimes they require custom tailoring.

Sometimes they require complicated props, makeup, and special effects.

And sometimes…

John Belushi puts on a sweatshirt that simply says COLLEGE.

Comedy history accomplished.

The COLLEGE Unisex T-Shirt pays tribute to the unmistakable collegiate look associated with John Belushi’s John “Bluto” Blutarsky in the 1978 comedy classic National Lampoon’s Animal House.

No complicated slogan.

No inspirational message.

No school mascot.

No university name.

No graduation year.

Just:

COLLEGE.

Beautiful.

Efficient.

Academically vague.

Featuring bold collegiate-style lettering inspired by one of classic comedy’s most recognizable wardrobe moments, this shirt is perfect for Animal House fans, John Belushi fans, vintage-comedy enthusiasts, movie collectors, campus nostalgists, tailgaters, and anyone who appreciates a joke that somehow gets funnier because absolutely no additional information is provided.

What college?

COLLEGE.

What department?

COLLEGE.

What major?

COLLEGE.

School mascot?

COLLEGE.

Alumni?

Maybe.

It’s the ultimate generic collegiate statement delivered with unmistakable Bluto energy.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic COLLEGE Design – Sometimes one word is enough, especially when that word has decades of comedy history behind it.
• John Belushi & Animal House Nostalgia – A tribute to Bluto and one of the most enduring college-comedy films.
• Classic Collegiate Style – Bold, simple lettering gives it an instantly recognizable vintage campus look.
• Soft & Comfortable – Easygoing everyday wear for movie nights, campus events, tailgates, parties, and general academic misbehavior.
• Perfect Conversation Starter – Particularly when someone inevitably asks which college.
• Retro Comedy Appeal – Great for fans of old-school comedy and memorable movie wardrobes.
• Great Gift for Classic Comedy Fans – Ideal for Animal House devotees, John Belushi fans, movie buffs, fraternity-comedy enthusiasts, and nostalgic film collectors.

The Question

Stranger:

What college did you attend?

You:

Points at shirt.

Stranger:

Yes, but which one?

You:

COLLEGE.

Stranger:

I can see that.

Which college?

You:

Correct.

Stranger:

Correct what?

You:

College.

Stranger:

This conversation is going nowhere.

You:

Tuition well spent.

Academic Status

INSTITUTION: COLLEGE.

LOCATION: SOMEWHERE.

MAJOR: SOMETHING.

DEGREE: POSSIBLY.

SPECIFICITY: ZERO.

Stranger:

I’m sorry I asked.

You:

Go College!

The Campus Tour

Tour Guide:

Welcome to campus!

Parent:

Beautiful.

Student:

Where’s the student center?

Tour Guide:

Straight ahead.

Parent:

Library?

Tour Guide:

To your left.

Student:

Dining hall?

Tour Guide:

Across the quad.

Parent:

And that guy?

Tour Guide:

Which guy?

Parent:

The one wearing a shirt that just says COLLEGE.

Tour Guide:

Upperclassman.

Student:

How can you tell?

Tour Guide:

Confidence.

Campus Status

LIBRARY: OPEN.

DINING HALL: OPEN.

STUDENT CENTER: OPEN.

FRATERNITY HOUSE: LOUD.

GUY IN COLLEGE SHIRT: PROVIDING NO USEFUL INFORMATION.

Parent:

This seems expensive.

The Orientation

Advisor:

Welcome!

What’s your major?

Student:

Undecided.

Advisor:

That’s perfectly normal.

Interests?

Student:

College.

Advisor:

Yes.

You’re currently attending one.

Academic interests?

Student:

College.

Advisor:

Let’s try something else.

Career goals?

Student:

College.

Advisor:

I’m assigning you another advisor.

Orientation Status

MAJOR: UNDECLARED.

CAREER PATH: UNCLEAR.

SHIRT: VERY CONFIDENT.

The Professor

Professor:

You’re late.

Student:

Sorry.

Professor:

Again.

Student:

Traffic.

Professor:

You live on campus.

Student:

Pedestrian traffic.

Professor:

Sit down.

Student:

Thank you.

Professor:

And what exactly does your shirt mean?

Student:

College.

Professor:

I teach here.

I know where we are.

Student:

Just making sure.

Professor:

Office hours.

Tomorrow.

Student:

That sounds serious.

Professor:

It is.

Classroom Status

CLASS START: 9:00.

STUDENT ARRIVAL: 9:17.

EXCUSE QUALITY: LOW.

SHIRT ACCURACY: TECHNICALLY HIGH.

The Exam

Professor:

You may begin.

Student:

Looks at first question.

Student:

…

Professor:

Problem?

Student:

We covered this?

Professor:

Repeatedly.

Student:

In class?

Professor:

Yes.

Student:

That explains it.

Professor:

What does that mean?

Student:

Nothing.

Exam Status

NAME: WRITTEN.

DATE: WRITTEN.

QUESTION ONE: CONCERNING.

QUESTION TWO: WORSE.

CONFIDENCE: COLLAPSING.

COLLEGE SHIRT: STILL OPTIMISTIC.

Student:

Partial credit?

Professor:

You haven’t answered anything.

Student:

I’m thinking ahead.

The GPA

Parent:

How are your grades?

Student:

Good.

Parent:

How good?

Student:

Good-ish.

Parent:

What’s your GPA?

Student:

Numbers aren’t everything.

Parent:

What’s your GPA?

Student:

College is about experiences.

Parent:

WHAT’S YOUR GPA?

Student:

Do you like my shirt?

Parent:

That’s what I thought.

Academic Performance Report

CLASSES: ENROLLED.

TEXTBOOKS: PURCHASED.

TEXTBOOKS OPENED: SOME.

GPA: CLASSIFIED.

Parent:

We’re talking later.

Student:

Can’t.

Study group.

Parent:

Really?

Student:

No.

Worth a try.

The Study Group

Student One:

Did everyone read chapter eight?

Student Two:

Yep.

Student Three:

Yep.

You:

There are chapters?

Student One:

It’s a textbook.

You:

I thought we were using the slides.

Student Two:

The professor literally said—

You:

I was probably—

Student Three:

Don’t say absent.

You:

I was going to say intellectually elsewhere.

Student Three:

That’s worse.

Study Group Status

TEXTBOOK: OPEN.

NOTES: READY.

COFFEE: CRITICAL.

EXAM: TOMORROW.

PREPARATION: BEGINNING SUSPICIOUSLY LATE.

You:

Plenty of time.

Everyone:

NO.

The Library

Librarian:

Can I help you find something?

Student:

Yes.

Librarian:

What subject?

Student:

College.

Librarian:

That’s not a subject.

Student:

Right.

Librarian:

What class?

Student:

I should probably know that.

Librarian:

Yes.

Student:

Give me a second.

Library Status

BOOKS: MILLIONS.

STUDENT KNOWLEDGE OF ASSIGNMENT: MINIMAL.

Librarian:

Check your syllabus.

Student:

Brilliant.

Librarian:

That’s why they pay me.

The Syllabus

Professor:

It’s in the syllabus.

Student:

Where?

Professor:

Page three.

Student:

There’s a page three?

Professor:

There are twelve pages.

Student:

Twelve?!

Professor:

Did you read it?

Student:

I skimmed.

Professor:

You didn’t open it.

Student:

That’s an aggressive interpretation of “skimmed.”

Syllabus Status

DOWNLOADED: YES.

OPENED: QUESTIONABLE.

READ: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Professor:

College.

Student:

Exactly!

Professor:

That wasn’t encouragement.

The All-Nighter

Roommate:

What are you doing?

Student:

Studying.

Roommate:

At 2:30 a.m.?

Student:

Exam tomorrow.

Roommate:

When did you start?

Student:

Tonight.

Roommate:

When did you know about the exam?

Student:

August.

Roommate:

It’s December.

Student:

I work well under pressure.

Roommate:

You CREATE the pressure.

Student:

Same result.

All-Nighter Status

TIME: 2:37 A.M.

COFFEE: CUP FOUR.

CHAPTERS REMAINING: MANY.

REGRET: ARRIVING.

CONFIDENCE: ARTIFICIAL.

Student:

I’m learning so much.

Roommate:

Mostly about consequences.

The Morning After

Roommate:

How’d the exam go?

Student:

We don’t need to discuss it.

Roommate:

That bad?

Student:

I learned things.

Roommate:

During the exam?

Student:

Unfortunately.

Exam Recovery Status

KNOWLEDGE BEFORE EXAM: LOW.

KNOWLEDGE AFTER EXAM: HIGHER.

USEFULNESS OF TIMING: ZERO.

The Dorm

Parent:

This is your room?

Student:

Yep.

Parent:

Where’s the floor?

Student:

Under everything.

Parent:

Clothes?

Student:

Mostly.

Parent:

Pizza box?

Student:

Possibly.

Parent:

Is that a textbook under the pizza box?

Student:

See?

I’m surrounded by education.

Dorm Status

BED: VISIBLE.

DESK: PARTIALLY VISIBLE.

FLOOR: LEGENDARY.

LAUNDRY: ACHIEVING SENTIENCE.

Parent:

Clean this.

Student:

After finals.

Parent:

Finals were last week.

Student:

Next finals.

The Roommate

Roommate One:

Whose turn is it to take out the trash?

Roommate Two:

Yours.

Roommate One:

No.

I did it last time.

Roommate Two:

When?

Roommate One:

Recently.

Roommate Two:

Define recently.

Roommate One:

This semester.

Roommate Two:

IT’S DECEMBER.

Household Status

TRASH: FULL.

DISHES: PILED.

ROOMMATE DIPLOMACY: FAILING.

COLLEGE EXPERIENCE: AUTHENTIC.

The Dining Hall

Student:

What’s that?

Employee:

Casserole.

Student:

What kind?

Employee:

Casserole.

Student:

What’s in it?

Employee:

Do you want some?

Student:

That wasn’t my question.

Employee:

Next.

Dining Hall Status

ENTRÉE: IDENTIFIED GENERICALLY.

INGREDIENTS: MYSTERIOUS.

STUDENT: CHOOSING CEREAL.

Student:

Can’t go wrong with cereal.

The Meal Plan

Parent:

You’re spending how much on food?

Student:

Meal plan.

Parent:

But you’re also ordering pizza?

Student:

Sometimes.

Parent:

And tacos?

Student:

Sometimes.

Parent:

And burgers?

Student:

Sometimes.

Parent:

Then what’s the meal plan for?

Student:

Breakfast cereal.

Parent:

That’s very expensive cereal.

Student:

College.

Parent:

Stop using that as an explanation.

The Fraternity House

Visitor:

Is this place always like this?

Member:

Like what?

Visitor:

Loud.

Member:

What?

Visitor:

LOUD.

Member:

I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

Visitor:

EXACTLY.

Fraternity House Status

MUSIC: LOUD.

PEOPLE: MANY.

DECOR: QUESTIONABLE.

CLEANLINESS: CLASSIFIED.

BLUTO ENERGY: RISING.

The Toga Party

Friend:

What’s the dress code?

Student:

Toga.

Friend:

Seriously?

Student:

TOGA.

Friend:

Where am I supposed to get a toga?

Student:

Bedsheet.

Friend:

That’s not a toga.

Student:

Tonight it is.

Party Preparation Status

SHEET: ACQUIRED.

HISTORICAL ACCURACY: ZERO.

ENTHUSIASM: MAXIMUM.

Friend:

This feels like a bad idea.

Student:

That’s the spirit.

Toga Status

TOGA: TOGA.

PARTY: TOGA.

ACADEMIC PURPOSE: NONE.

CULTURAL IMPACT: SURPRISINGLY DURABLE.

The Dean

Dean:

We need to talk.

Student:

That sentence never ends well.

Dean:

Your academic performance.

Student:

There it is.

Dean:

Your attendance.

Student:

Okay.

Dean:

Your conduct.

Student:

We’re covering everything today.

Dean:

This is serious.

Student:

Would the shirt help?

Dean:

The shirt that says COLLEGE?

Student:

Shows commitment.

Dean:

It shows literacy.

Student:

I’ll take it.

Dean’s Office Status

STUDENT: SEATED.

DEAN: DISAPPOINTED.

EXPLANATIONS: WEAK.

ESCAPE ROUTE: NONE.

The Transcript

Student:

Can I see my transcript?

Registrar:

Certainly.

Student:

…

Registrar:

Everything okay?

Student:

Can I unsee my transcript?

Registrar:

No.

Student:

Worth asking.

Academic Record Status

CREDITS: SOME.

GRADES: PERMANENT.

REGRET: TEMPORARY.

STORIES: FOREVER.

The Major

Relative:

What’s your major?

Student:

Communications.

Relative:

What are you going to do with that?

Student:

Communicate.

Relative:

No, career-wise.

Student:

Professionally communicate.

Relative:

Doing what?

Student:

Can we talk about your job instead?

Relative:

Nice try.

Family Gathering Status

QUESTION ONE: MAJOR.

QUESTION TWO: CAREER.

QUESTION THREE: GRADUATION.

STUDENT: SEARCHING FOR EXIT.

Student:

Anyone need more pie?

The Undeclared Major

Advisor:

You need to choose a major.

Student:

I know.

Advisor:

What interests you?

Student:

Lots of things.

Advisor:

Such as?

Student:

Movies.

Food.

Sleeping.

Weekends.

Advisor:

Academically.

Student:

Oh.

Advisor:

Let’s start over.

Major Status

DECLARED: NO.

PRESSURE: YES.

TIME REMAINING: DECREASING.

Student:

Can I major in College?

Advisor:

No.

Student:

Shirt lied to me.

The Tailgate

Friend:

Game starts at three.

You:

We’re here at nine.

Friend:

Tailgate.

You:

That’s six hours.

Friend:

Correct.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Tradition.

You:

Fair enough.

Tailgate Status

GAME: HOURS AWAY.

FOOD: READY.

CHAIRS: OUT.

COLLEGE SHIRT: PERFECTLY IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT.

Friend:

Go team!

You:

Which team?

Friend:

Seriously?

You:

My shirt only says College.

The Football Game

Fan:

Who are you rooting for?

You:

College.

Fan:

Which one?

You:

The one that wins.

Fan:

That’s not how fandom works.

You:

I’m flexible.

Fan:

You’re wearing a shirt that just says COLLEGE.

You:

Exactly.

Neutral territory.

Sports Status

TEAM ALLEGIANCE: UNDISCLOSED.

COLLEGIATE SPIRIT: HIGH.

SPECIFIC SCHOOL SPIRIT: ZERO.

The Alumni Event

Person:

Class of?

You:

College.

Person:

What year?

You:

College.

Person:

What school?

You:

Points at shirt.

Person:

You’re not going to answer, are you?

You:

I’m answering consistently.

Alumni Status

GRADUATION YEAR: POSSIBLY.

DEGREE: PROBABLY.

SCHOOL: COLLEGE.

NETWORKING EFFECTIVENESS: QUESTIONABLE.

The Reunion

Friend:

You haven’t changed.

You:

Thanks.

Friend:

That wasn’t entirely a compliment.

You:

Still taking it.

Friend:

You’re wearing the same kind of shirt you wore in college.

You:

Vintage.

Friend:

You bought that last week.

You:

Spiritually vintage.

Reunion Status

YEARS PASSED: MANY.

MATURITY: DEBATABLE.

COLLEGE HUMOR: STILL WORKING.

The Parent Wearing It

Kid:

Why does your shirt say COLLEGE?

Parent:

Movie reference.

Kid:

What movie?

Parent:

Animal House.

Kid:

Never heard of it.

Parent:

…

Kid:

Why are you looking sad?

Parent:

I’ve failed as a parent.

Kid:

That’s dramatic.

Parent:

Movie night.

Tonight.

Generational Status

PARENT: NOSTALGIC.

KID: CONFUSED.

CLASSIC COMEDY EDUCATION: SCHEDULED.

The John Belushi Fan

Friend:

Belushi?

You:

Belushi.

Friend:

Animal House?

You:

Animal House.

Friend:

Bluto?

You:

Bluto.

Friend:

Nice shirt.

You:

Thank you.

Classic Comedy Recognition Status

WORDS REQUIRED: ONE.

REFERENCE DETECTED: IMMEDIATE.

NOSTALGIA: ACTIVATED.

The Non-Movie Fan

Person:

College?

You:

Yep.

Person:

Did you go to college?

You:

Yep.

Person:

Is that your college shirt?

You:

Sort of.

Person:

What school?

You:

It’s an Animal House reference.

Person:

Oh.

You:

John Belushi.

Person:

Oh!

You:

There it is.

Recognition Status

FIRST GLANCE: GENERIC COLLEGE SHIRT.

SECOND GLANCE: CLASSIC COMEDY REFERENCE.

FAN REACTION: IMMEDIATE.

The Movie Night

Friend:

What are we watching?

You:

Animal House.

Friend:

Again?

You:

Classic.

Friend:

We watched it last month.

You:

And?

Friend:

Fair point.

Movie Night Status

MOVIE: SELECTED.

SNACKS: READY.

NOSTALGIA: HIGH.

BLUTO: INCOMING.

The Classic Comedy Fan

Friend:

Favorite comedy era?

You:

Depends.

Friend:

Favorite college comedy?

You:

Points at shirt.

Friend:

I should’ve known.

You:

The shirt is efficient.

Friend:

It really is.

The Film Collector

Friend:

You own Animal House already.

Collector:

Correct.

Friend:

Then why buy another edition?

Collector:

Better transfer.

Friend:

Same movie.

Collector:

Bonus features.

Friend:

Same movie.

Collector:

Collector packaging.

Friend:

Same movie.

Collector:

You don’t understand.

Friend:

I understand that you’re buying it.

Collector:

Excellent.

Collection Status

MOVIE: OWNED.

SPECIAL EDITION: OWNED.

MEMORABILIA: ACCUMULATING.

SHIRT: ADDED.

SHELF SPACE: IRRELEVANT.

The Comedy Movie Debate

Friend One:

Best comedy ever?

Friend Two:

Dangerous question.

Friend One:

Why?

Friend Two:

Because now everyone has opinions.

You:

Animal House belongs in the conversation.

Friend Three:

Absolutely.

Friend Four:

Here we go.

Debate Status

QUESTION: SIMPLE.

ANSWERS: MANY.

CONSENSUS: IMPOSSIBLE.

MOVIE REFERENCES: ESCALATING.

Friend Four:

I knew this would happen.

The Costume Party

Guest:

What’s your costume?

You:

Bluto.

Guest:

You’re wearing a shirt that says COLLEGE.

You:

Exactly.

Guest:

That’s the whole costume?

You:

Sometimes simplicity is iconic.

Guest:

That sounds like an excuse for low effort.

You:

Both things can be true.

Costume Status

COMPLEXITY: MINIMAL.

RECOGNITION AMONG COMEDY FANS: HIGH.

EFFORT-TO-NOSTALGIA RATIO: EXCELLENT.

The Halloween Party

Friend:

Everyone else has elaborate costumes.

You:

I know.

Friend:

One person spent three months making armor.

You:

Impressive.

Friend:

You wore a COLLEGE shirt.

You:

Also impressive.

Friend:

How?

You:

Confidence.

The Bar

Stranger:

College!

You:

College!

Stranger:

Animal House?

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

Belushi!

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

Bluto!

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Do you know this person?

You:

I do now.

Shirt Networking Status

STRANGERS: 2.

SHARED REFERENCE: 1.

FRIENDSHIP: POSSIBLE.

Friend:

It’s basically a beacon.

You:

Exactly.

The Coffee Shop

Barista:

What college?

You:

College.

Barista:

Yeah, which one?

You:

Points at shirt.

Barista:

That’s all it says.

You:

Correct.

Barista:

Is this a joke?

You:

Yes.

Barista:

Okay.

I was worried for a second.

Coffee Status

ORDER: PLACED.

COLLEGE: UNIDENTIFIED.

BARISTA: SLIGHTLY CONFUSED.

The Job Interview

Interviewer:

Tell me about your education.

Candidate:

College.

Interviewer:

Which college?

Candidate:

…

Interviewer:

Please don’t point at the shirt.

Candidate:

I wasn’t going to.

Interviewer:

You were absolutely going to.

Candidate:

Maybe.

Interview Status

PROFESSIONALISM: RECOVERABLE.

COMEDY INSTINCT: POORLY TIMED.

Candidate:

Should’ve worn a button-down.

Interviewer:

Correct.

The Graduation

Parent:

We did it!

Graduate:

I did it.

Parent:

We financed it.

Graduate:

Fair.

Parent:

Four years.

Graduate:

Yep.

Parent:

Thousands of hours.

Graduate:

Yep.

Parent:

Countless assignments.

Graduate:

Unfortunately.

Parent:

And you’re celebrating in a shirt that just says COLLEGE?

Graduate:

It feels appropriate.

Graduation Status

DEGREE: ACQUIRED.

CAP: WORN.

GOWN: WORN.

COLLEGE SHIRT: FINALLY LITERAL.

Parent:

I’ll allow it.

The Diploma

Friend:

What did college teach you?

Graduate:

Critical thinking.

Friend:

Good.

Graduate:

Time management.

Friend:

Really?

Graduate:

Eventually.

Friend:

Anything else?

Graduate:

Never schedule an 8 a.m. class voluntarily.

Friend:

That’s the real education.

Graduate:

Absolutely.

College Lessons Learned

LESSON ONE: READ THE SYLLABUS.

LESSON TWO: START ASSIGNMENTS EARLIER.

LESSON THREE: YOU WILL IGNORE LESSON TWO.

LESSON FOUR: COFFEE HELPS.

LESSON FIVE: NEVER TRUST “EASY ELECTIVE.”

LESSON SIX: GROUP PROJECTS REVEAL CHARACTER.

LESSON SEVEN: 8 A.M. IS NOT A REAL COLLEGE HOUR.

LESSON EIGHT: CALL YOUR PARENTS.

Parent:

Especially lesson eight.

The Group Project

Student One:

I’ll make the slides.

Student Two:

I’ll research.

Student Three:

I’ll write.

Student Four:

I’ll present.

Student Five:

…

Everyone:

What are you doing?

Student Five:

Moral support.

Everyone:

NO.

Group Project Status

WORKLOAD: UNEVEN.

GROUP CHAT: 93 MESSAGES.

ONE MEMBER: MISSING.

DEADLINE: TOMORROW.

FRIENDSHIPS: UNDER PRESSURE.

Student Five:

I’ll do references.

Everyone:

BETTER.

Finals Week

Student:

Coffee.

Friend:

Yep.

Student:

Notes.

Friend:

Yep.

Student:

Flashcards.

Friend:

Yep.

Student:

Panic.

Friend:

Already included.

Student:

Excellent.

Finals Status

SLEEP: OPTIONAL.

CAFFEINE: ESSENTIAL.

LIBRARY: FULL.

STRESS: MAXIMUM.

COLLEGE SHIRT: ACCURATE.

The College Experience

Freshman:

I’m going to be incredibly organized.

Sophomore:

That’s adorable.

Freshman:

I’ll never skip class.

Junior:

Keep going.

Freshman:

I’ll start every paper early.

Senior:

This is hilarious.

Freshman:

What?

Senior:

Nothing.

Enjoy the journey.

College Timeline

FRESHMAN YEAR: OPTIMISM.

SOPHOMORE YEAR: ADJUSTMENT.

JUNIOR YEAR: COFFEE.

SENIOR YEAR: JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.

GRADUATION DAY: I MISS COLLEGE.

Graduate:

Human beings are ridiculous.

The Nostalgia

Former Student:

I miss college.

Friend:

You complained constantly while you were there.

Former Student:

Different.

Friend:

You hated finals.

Former Student:

Still do.

Friend:

You hated 8 a.m. classes.

Former Student:

Correct.

Friend:

You hated group projects.

Former Student:

Deeply.

Friend:

What do you miss?

Former Student:

Everything else.

Nostalgia Status

BAD MEMORIES: EDITED.

GOOD MEMORIES: ENHANCED.

YEARS PASSED: ENOUGH.

Friend:

Nostalgia is powerful.

Former Student:

So is not having homework.

The Shirt

Friend:

Why is that design so funny?

You:

Because it’s just COLLEGE.

Friend:

That’s it?

You:

That’s it.

Friend:

No school?

You:

No.

Friend:

No mascot?

You:

No.

Friend:

No year?

You:

No.

Friend:

And John Belushi made it iconic?

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

Comedy is weird.

You:

Beautifully weird.

COLLEGE Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

John Belushi fans.

Animal House fans.

Bluto fans.

Classic-comedy fans.

1970s movie fans.

Retro movie lovers.

Comedy-film collectors.

Movie memorabilia enthusiasts.

Vintage collegiate-style fans.

College students.

College graduates.

College alumni.

Former fraternity members.

Current fraternity members.

Campus-comedy fans.

Tailgaters.

Movie-night regulars.

Film buffs.

Pop-culture collectors.

Nostalgia lovers.

People who appreciate iconic movie wardrobes.

People who love simple designs.

People who appreciate jokes that don’t need paragraphs of explanation.

People who immediately recognize the COLLEGE shirt.

People who remember seeing John Belushi wear the iconic collegiate look.

People who think Animal House still deserves a spot in the classic-comedy conversation.

People who quote old comedies with their friends.

People who own classic movies physically.

People who watch the same comedy repeatedly.

People who insist it’s not “the same movie again” because it’s a classic.

People who attended college.

People currently attending college.

People who survived college.

People who barely survived finals week.

People who survived group projects.

People who survived dorm life.

People who survived dining-hall food.

People who survived 8 a.m. classes.

People who learned never to register for another 8 a.m. class.

People who have pulled an all-nighter.

People who promised themselves they’d never pull another all-nighter.

People who pulled another all-nighter.

People who have stared at an exam and wondered whether they accidentally entered the wrong classroom.

People who have said “Is this going to be on the test?”

People who have heard “It’s in the syllabus.”

People who still didn’t read the syllabus.

People who have an academically questionable story or twelve.

People who went to toga parties.

People who wish they’d gone to toga parties.

People who are probably better off having skipped the toga parties.

People who love vintage campus style.

People who want a collegiate shirt without pledging allegiance to any actual school.

People looking for a John Belushi shirt.

People looking for an Animal House shirt.

People looking for a Bluto shirt.

People looking for a COLLEGE shirt.

People looking for a classic comedy T-shirt.

People looking for a retro movie shirt.

People looking for a vintage collegiate tee.

People looking for an Animal House fan gift.

People looking for a John Belushi gift.

And anyone who has ever been asked:

“What school did you go to?”

and secretly wanted to answer:

COLLEGE.

What did you study?

COLLEGE.

What was your major?

COLLEGE.

What was your GPA?

Okay.

Let’s not ruin a perfectly good conversation.

COLLEGE Final Academic Status Report

INSTITUTION: COLLEGE.

SCHOOL NAME: COLLEGE.

SHIRT TEXT: COLLEGE.

ADDITIONAL EXPLANATION: UNNECESSARY.

JOHN BELUSHI: ICONIC.

BLUTO: LEGENDARY.

ANIMAL HOUSE: CLASSIC COMEDY.

COLLEGIATE STYLE: TIMELESS.

DESIGN COMPLEXITY: MINIMAL.

NOSTALGIA: MAXIMUM.

CAMPUS: ACTIVE.

DORM ROOM: MESSY.

LIBRARY: OPEN.

DINING HALL: QUESTIONABLE.

FRATERNITY HOUSE: LOUD.

TOGA: READY.

PARTY: PROBABLE.

CLASS TOMORROW: UNFORTUNATELY.

ATTENDANCE: QUESTIONABLE.

SYLLABUS: UNREAD.

TEXTBOOK: EXPENSIVE.

TEXTBOOK RESALE VALUE: INSULTING.

ASSIGNMENT: DUE TOMORROW.

ASSIGNMENT STARTED: NO.

CONFIDENCE: INEXPLICABLY HIGH.

COFFEE: BREWING.

ALL-NIGHTER: INCOMING.

EXAM: DIFFICULT.

GPA: PRIVATE.

MAJOR: MAY HAVE CHANGED THREE TIMES.

GROUP PROJECT: CHAOTIC.

GROUP CHAT: OUT OF CONTROL.

FINALS WEEK: BRUTAL.

GRADUATION: EVENTUALLY.

DIPLOMA: HOPEFULLY.

STUDENT LOANS: LET’S KEEP THIS FUNNY.

MOVIE NIGHT: READY.

CLASSIC COMEDY: PLAYING.

BELUSHI FAN: SMILING.

ANIMAL HOUSE FAN: REFERENCE RECOGNIZED.

NON-FAN: ASKING WHICH COLLEGE.

ANSWER: COLLEGE.

SPECIFICITY: STILL ZERO.

SIMPLICITY: LEGENDARY.

CURRENT STATUS: MAJORING IN CLASSIC COMEDY.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

Weight	N/A