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Dad Joke Master – Unisex T-Shirt – “I Got a Million of ’Em!”
He doesn’t know one dad joke.
He doesn’t know ten.
According to him…
HE’S GOT A MILLION OF ’EM.
And unfortunately for everyone nearby, he’s determined to use every single one.
Celebrate the ancient and highly questionable art of fatherly comedy with this Dad Joke Master Unisex T-Shirt, featuring a classic Dad Jokes book design paired with the proudly confident phrase:
“I GOT A MILLION OF ’EM!”
Because becoming a Dad Joke Master isn’t about having the funniest jokes.
It’s about commitment.
Timing.
Repetition.
And somehow remembering a joke you heard seventeen years ago while forgetting why you walked into the kitchen.
Perfect for dads, grandpas, uncles, teachers, husbands, pun lovers, amateur comedians, professional groan collectors, and anyone whose family starts saying “Don’t encourage him” whenever someone laughs at one of his jokes.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Classic Dad Jokes Book Design – Celebrates the seemingly bottomless library of corny jokes stored inside every dedicated pun master.
- “I Got a Million of ’Em!” – A warning disguised as a boast.
- Perfect for Dad Joke Masters – Made for the guy who always has another joke ready, regardless of whether anyone requested one.
- Maximum Pun Potential – Ideal for dads who consider eye rolls, groans, and reluctant smiles legitimate measures of comedic success.
- Great for Dads & Honorary Dads – Perfect for grandpas, uncles, teachers, husbands, coworkers, and anyone with advanced dad-level humor.
- Classic Unisex Style – Great for family gatherings, cookouts, vacations, classrooms, casual weekends, and anywhere unsuspecting people might accidentally provide a joke setup.
- Funny Gift for Dad – Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, new dads, husbands, grandfathers, teachers, and lifelong pun enthusiasts.
Dad walks into the room carrying a book.
Kid:
“What’s that?”
Dad:
“Dad jokes.”
The kid immediately looks concerned.
“How many are in there?”
Dad smiles.
“A million.”
“There aren’t a million jokes in that book.”
Dad points at his shirt.
I GOT A MILLION OF ’EM!
“That doesn’t make it true.”
Dad opens the book.
“Want to hear one?”
“No.”
“Excellent.”
“That wasn’t a yes.”
Dad clears his throat.
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?”
The kid:
“Nacho cheese.”
Dad freezes.
“You’ve heard that one?”
“Approximately four hundred times.”
Dad flips a page.
“Okay. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?”
“It was two-tired.”
Dad’s smile disappears.
Another page.
“What do you call a fake noodle?”
“An impasta.”
Dad:
“WHO GAVE YOU THE BOOK?”
“You did.”
“When?”
“Last Father’s Day.”
Dad thinks for a moment.
“Fine.”
He closes the book.
“You may know the jokes.”
The kid smiles triumphantly.
Dad:
“But do you know how to deliver them?”
“Oh no.”
Dad straightens his shirt.
DAD JOKE MASTER.
“This is about craftsmanship.”
Later…
The family is driving somewhere.
Someone says:
“I’m getting cold.”
Dad immediately reaches toward the air conditioning.
Everyone:
“NO.”
Dad:
“What?”
“We know what you’re going to say.”
“I was going to turn down the AC.”
Silence.
Dad adjusts it.
Everyone relaxes.
Then Dad smiles.
“But if you’re cold, go stand in the corner.”
Groans begin.
“Because it’s ninety degrees.”
“DAAAAAAD.”
Dad:
“Still got it.”
At the grocery store…
Cashier:
“Would you like your milk in a bag?”
Dad:
“No thanks. Leave it in the carton.”
The cashier laughs.
Dad’s family does not.
Dad:
“See?”
Kid:
“They’re required to be polite.”
Dad:
“A laugh is a laugh.”
At dinner…
Someone says:
“Can you pass the salt?”
Dad passes it.
No joke.
Everyone looks surprised.
Mom:
“You didn’t say anything.”
Dad:
“About what?”
“You usually make a joke.”
Dad shrugs.
“Sometimes a professional knows when to hold back.”
Everyone nods approvingly.
Then Dad says:
“Besides, I didn’t want to assault you.”
Silence.
Dad points at the salt.
“A salt.”
Mom gets up.
Dad:
“Where are you going?”
“To eat somewhere else.”
Dad laughs harder than anyone.
Another masterpiece.
Because dad jokes aren’t measured by applause.
They’re measured by groans.
Eye rolls.
Head shaking.
People leaving the room.
And that tiny smile someone desperately tries to hide because, against their better judgment…
The joke was actually kind of funny.
That’s when Dad knows.
Another successful performance.
DAD JOKE MASTER.
Armed with a joke book.
Powered by puns.
Completely immune to eye rolls.
And whenever someone finally asks:
“HOW MANY OF THESE JOKES DO YOU KNOW?”
There’s only one appropriate answer:
“I GOT A MILLION OF ’EM!”
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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