Don Quixote – Unisex T-Shirt – Cervantes Windmill – Classic Literature

WINDMILLS: DETECTED.

SANCHO: CONCERNED.

HORSE: QUESTIONING EVERYTHING.

GIANTS: ALLEGED.

EVIDENCE: MINIMAL.

CONFIDENCE: ABSOLUTE.

LANCE: READY.

QUEST: COMPLETELY NECESSARY.

REALITY: OPTIONAL.

Some people see windmills.

Don Quixote sees GIANTS.

Some people see an ordinary road.

Don Quixote sees ADVENTURE.

Some people see an impossible dream.

Don Quixote grabs a lance, climbs onto Rocinante, and starts riding.

The Don Quixote Unisex T-Shirt celebrates one of literature’s most unforgettable adventurers with a classic image of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza facing the legendary windmills.

Inspired by Miguel de Cervantes’ timeless novel, this literary graphic tee captures everything that makes Don Quixote endure: imagination, idealism, absurdity, courage, friendship, impossible quests, blurred lines between fantasy and reality, and the extraordinary human ability to look at an ordinary windmill and think:

“ABSOLUTELY NOT. THAT’S A GIANT.”

Soft, breathable cotton and a relaxed unisex fit make it comfortable for bookstores, libraries, classrooms, book clubs, universities, literary events, museum trips, travel, or your next completely unnecessary quest across La Mancha.

Perfect for Cervantes readers, Spanish literature fans, teachers, professors, writers, artists, dreamers, adventurers, and anyone who understands that sometimes the world looks a little more interesting when you refuse to see it exactly as everyone else does.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic Don Quixote & Sancho Panza Design – Celebrate literature’s legendary knight-errant and his famously practical companion.
• The Windmills of La Mancha – An instantly recognizable literary scene for readers who know exactly why those windmills are about to become a problem.
• Made for Classic Literature Fans – Perfect for Cervantes readers, bookworms, teachers, professors, students, writers, and lovers of Spanish literature.
• Soft & Breathable Cotton – Comfortable enough for reading marathons, bookstores, classrooms, libraries, book clubs, and everyday adventures.
• Relaxed Unisex Fit – An easygoing literary tee for dreamers, thinkers, readers, and occasional windmill challengers.
• Elegant Literary Artwork – Classic old-world imagery turns one of literature’s greatest adventures into a wearable conversation starter.
• Thoughtful Book Lover Gift – A memorable gift for readers, English teachers, Spanish teachers, literature professors, writers, librarians, artists, history lovers, and anyone who keeps chasing impossible dreams.

The Windmill Situation

Sancho:

Those are windmills.

Don Quixote:

Giants.

Sancho:

Windmills.

Don Quixote:

GIANTS.

Sancho:

They literally have sails.

Don Quixote:

Deception.

Sancho:

They’re grinding grain.

Don Quixote:

EVIL grain.

Sancho:

That’s not a thing.

Don Quixote:

Prepare for battle.

Sancho:

Here we go again.

The Shirt

Friend:

Don Quixote?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Sancho Panza?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Windmills?

You:

Allegedly.

Friend:

They’re definitely windmills.

You:

That’s what the giants want you to think.

Friend:

You’ve been waiting all day to say that.

You:

Absolutely.

Quest Status

KNIGHT: READY.

SQUIRE: RELUCTANT.

HORSE: PRESENT.

DONKEY: PRESENT.

LANCE: READY.

WINDMILLS: VISIBLE.

GIANTS: DISPUTED.

SANCHO’S PATIENCE: DECLINING.

QUEST: CONTINUING ANYWAY.

Sancho’s Morning

Sancho:

Beautiful morning.

Don Quixote:

Indeed.

Sancho:

Quiet road.

Don Quixote:

Indeed.

Sancho:

No danger anywhere.

Don Quixote:

…

Sancho:

Don’t.

Don Quixote:

I see something.

Sancho:

PLEASE DON’T.

The Conversation

Don Quixote:

Sancho!

Sancho:

No.

Don Quixote:

You don’t even know what I’m going to say.

Sancho:

I know the tone.

Don Quixote:

GIANTS.

Sancho:

Of course.

Sancho Panza’s Job Description

POSITION: SQUIRE.

RESPONSIBILITIES:

Travel.

Assist knight.

Provide practical advice.

Carry supplies.

Question questionable decisions.

Explain obvious things.

Point out windmills.

Watch advice get ignored.

Repeat.

Sancho:

I should have negotiated better benefits.

The Knight-Errant

Friend:

What’s a knight-errant?

You:

Basically someone wandering around seeking adventures and opportunities for heroic deeds.

Friend:

So Don Quixote?

You:

Very much Don Quixote.

Friend:

Does he find adventures?

You:

Sometimes.

Friend:

Does he occasionally manufacture them?

You:

Also yes.

The Adventure

Sancho:

Nothing is happening.

Don Quixote:

Exactly.

Sancho:

Exactly what?

Don Quixote:

Too quiet.

Sancho:

No.

Don Quixote:

Suspicious.

Sancho:

It’s countryside.

Don Quixote:

Adventure approaches.

Sancho:

Lunch approaches.

Can we prioritize lunch?

The Reader

Friend:

What are you reading?

You:

Don Quixote.

Friend:

How is it?

You:

There’s a lot happening.

Friend:

Like what?

You:

Knights.

Adventure.

Romance.

Philosophy.

Satire.

Windmills.

Friend:

Giants?

You:

Depends who you ask.

The Book Club

Reader One:

Idealism.

Reader Two:

Reality.

Reader Three:

Imagination.

Reader Four:

Identity.

Reader Five:

Satire.

You:

Windmill-related decision-making.

Everyone:

Also yes.

Book Club Status

BOOK: SUBSTANTIAL.

DISCUSSION: ACTIVE.

COFFEE: NECESSARY.

INTERPRETATIONS: NUMEROUS.

WINDMILLS: STILL WINDMILLS.

You:

Debatable.

Everyone:

No.

The Literature Class

Professor:

What does Don Quixote perceive?

Student:

Giants.

Professor:

And what does Sancho perceive?

Student:

Windmills.

Professor:

And what does this tension suggest?

Student:

The conflict between imagination and reality?

Professor:

Excellent.

Student:

Also that Sancho deserves a raise?

Professor:

Not exactly the academic interpretation.

Student:

But not wrong.

Professor:

Not entirely.

The Spanish Literature Student

Professor:

Today’s discussion: Cervantes.

Student Wearing Shirt:

Ready.

Professor:

Don Quixote.

Student:

Points at shirt.

Professor:

I see you’ve prepared.

Student:

Academically.

Professor:

You wore a T-shirt.

Student:

Visual scholarship.

Professor:

I’ll allow it.

The English Teacher

Teacher:

What is the lesson?

Student:

Don’t attack windmills.

Teacher:

That’s not quite—

Student:

But technically useful.

Teacher:

Fine.

Secondary lesson.

The Practical Lesson

OBJECT APPEARS TO BE WINDMILL:

Investigate.

OBJECT CONTINUES TO BE WINDMILL:

Probably windmill.

FRIEND SAYS IT’S A WINDMILL:

Strong evidence.

DON QUIXOTE SAYS IT’S A GIANT:

Situation escalating.

The Optimist

Friend:

You always think things will work out.

You:

Usually.

Friend:

Even impossible things.

You:

Sometimes.

Friend:

You know what that makes you?

You:

Optimistic?

Friend:

Quixotic.

You:

I’ll take it.

The Dreamer

Friend:

That’s impossible.

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

It’ll never work.

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Then why try?

You:

Points at Don Quixote shirt.

Friend:

Fair enough.

The Impossible Plan

Friend:

Your plan has problems.

You:

Adventure.

Friend:

No, problems.

You:

Challenges.

Friend:

Massive problems.

You:

Epic challenges.

Friend:

You’re doing the Don Quixote thing again.

You:

I prefer “visionary.”

The Project

Coworker:

How difficult can it be?

You:

Never say that.

Coworker:

Why?

You:

Because now it’s a quest.

Coworker:

It’s a spreadsheet.

You:

Today.

Coworker:

What does that mean?

You:

Nothing.

Probably.

Office Windmills

EMAIL: GIANT.

DEADLINE: GIANT.

SPREADSHEET: GIANT.

PRINTER: ACTUAL DEMON.

Coworker:

Your literary metaphor is falling apart.

You:

The printer part is accurate.

The Monday Morning Quest

MISSION: GET COFFEE.

DISTANCE: 47 FEET.

OBSTACLE ONE: COWORKER WANTS TO CHAT.

OBSTACLE TWO: COFFEE POT EMPTY.

OBSTACLE THREE: NO CLEAN MUGS.

You:

A formidable quest.

Coworker:

You walked to the break room.

You:

HISTORY WILL REMEMBER MY COURAGE.

The Bookstore

Employee:

Can I help you?

You:

Classic literature.

Employee:

Anything specific?

You:

Cervantes.

Employee:

Don Quixote?

You:

Points at shirt.

Employee:

Should’ve guessed.

You:

The windmills gave it away?

Employee:

The lance was a clue.

The Library

Librarian:

Don Quixote.

You:

Yep.

Librarian:

Great choice.

You:

Thanks.

Librarian:

Looking for the book?

You:

Already read it.

Librarian:

Research?

You:

No.

Librarian:

Then why are you here?

You:

Books.

Librarian:

Excellent answer.

The Writer

Writer:

Don Quixote is a perfect character for writers.

You:

Why?

Writer:

Because imagination changes the world he experiences.

You:

That’s surprisingly profound.

Writer:

Thanks.

You:

I was going to make another windmill joke.

Writer:

You still can.

You:

GIANTS.

Writer:

There it is.

The Artist

Artist:

I love the silhouette.

You:

Classic.

Artist:

The horse.

You:

Rocinante.

Artist:

Sancho.

You:

Essential.

Artist:

The windmills.

You:

Giants.

Artist:

I walked directly into that.

You:

You really did.

Rocinante

Friend:

That’s his horse?

You:

Rocinante.

Friend:

Does Rocinante ever get a vote?

You:

Not enough.

Friend:

Seems unfair.

Rocinante:

Probably exhausted.

Don Quixote:

ADVENTURE!

Rocinante:

Again?

The Horse’s Perspective

MORNING: WALKING.

AFTERNOON: WALKING.

EVENING: WALKING.

OWNER: YELLING ABOUT GIANTS.

HORSE: WOULD LIKE SOME HAY.

Rocinante:

I did not sign up for this.

Sancho:

Neither did I.

The Donkey

Donkey:

…

Sancho:

I know.

Donkey:

…

Sancho:

Believe me.

Donkey:

…

Sancho:

I told him they’re windmills.

Donkey:

…

Sancho:

Thank you.

Finally someone understands me.

The Traveling Party

DON QUIXOTE: IMAGINATION.

SANCHO: COMMON SENSE.

ROCINANTE: TRANSPORTATION.

DONKEY: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.

Friend:

That’s oversimplified.

You:

But efficient.

The Road Through La Mancha

Sancho:

Long road.

Don Quixote:

Road to glory.

Sancho:

Dusty road.

Don Quixote:

Road to destiny.

Sancho:

I’m hungry.

Don Quixote:

A knight thinks not of hunger.

Sancho:

I’m not a knight.

Don Quixote:

Fair point.

Lunch Break

Sancho:

Food.

Don Quixote:

Adventure awaits.

Sancho:

Adventure can wait fifteen minutes.

Don Quixote:

But—

Sancho:

FIFTEEN.

MINUTES.

Don Quixote:

Very well.

Sancho:

Best decision you’ve made all day.

Don Quixote:

I attacked a giant.

Sancho:

You attacked architecture.

The Giant Problem

Don Quixote:

Look!

Sancho:

Windmill.

Don Quixote:

Giant.

Sancho:

Windmill.

Don Quixote:

Giant.

Sancho:

We’ve done this.

Don Quixote:

And yet the giant remains.

Sancho:

BECAUSE IT’S A BUILDING.

The Lance

Sancho:

Maybe put the lance down.

Don Quixote:

Why?

Sancho:

Just for five minutes.

Don Quixote:

Impossible.

Sancho:

Two minutes?

Don Quixote:

Adventure could strike.

Sancho:

Adventure desperately needs a lunch break.

The Reality Check

Friend:

I need someone who’ll tell me when I’m making a terrible decision.

You:

Get yourself a Sancho.

Friend:

A what?

You:

A practical friend.

Friend:

You?

You:

Absolutely not.

I’d be attacking the windmill with you.

Friend:

At least you’re honest.

Friendship

Don Quixote:

Adventure!

Sancho:

Bad idea.

Don Quixote:

Glory!

Sancho:

Very bad idea.

Don Quixote:

Forward!

Sancho:

…

Sancho:

Fine.

But I’m documenting that I objected.

True Friendship

FRIEND ONE:

“I have an idea.”

FRIEND TWO:

“This sounds terrible.”

FRIEND ONE:

“Coming?”

FRIEND TWO:

“Obviously.”

Don Quixote & Sancho:

Basically.

The Dream

Friend:

Why chase something impossible?

You:

Because sometimes chasing it changes you.

Friend:

That’s unexpectedly serious.

You:

Don Quixote does that.

Friend:

I was expecting another giant joke.

You:

Also giants.

Friend:

There it is.

Impossible Dreams

PROBABILITY OF SUCCESS: LOW.

DIFFICULTY: HIGH.

COMMON SENSE: OBJECTING.

SANCHO: OBJECTING LOUDER.

DON QUIXOTE: ALREADY RIDING AWAY.

Friend:

That’s one approach.

You:

A legendary one.

The Word “Quixotic”

Friend:

Quixotic.

You:

Excellent word.

Friend:

Idealistic.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Impractical.

You:

Sometimes.

Friend:

Extravagantly romantic.

You:

We’re getting somewhere.

Friend:

Basically Don Quixote.

You:

There’s a reason.

Vocabulary Lesson

Teacher:

Use “quixotic” in a sentence.

Student:

“My plan to finish this entire project tonight is quixotic.”

Teacher:

Excellent.

Student:

Wait.

Teacher:

Yes?

Student:

Did I just insult my own plan?

Teacher:

A little.

Student:

Still doing it.

Teacher:

Also appropriate.

The Deadline

Coworker:

Can we finish by Friday?

You:

Absolutely.

Coworker:

We have three days.

You:

Plenty.

Coworker:

The project isn’t started.

You:

Adventure.

Coworker:

Don’t say adventure.

You:

Quest?

Coworker:

Worse.

The Impossible Deadline

TIME REMAINING: 72 HOURS.

WORK REMAINING: 120 HOURS.

COFFEE: PRESENT.

CONFIDENCE: INEXPLICABLY HIGH.

Coworker:

Don Quixote shirt checks out.

You:

Thank you.

Coworker:

Not a compliment.

You:

Still taking it.

The Reader’s Bookshelf

Friend:

That’s a lot of books.

You:

Not really.

Friend:

There’s a ladder.

You:

Convenience.

Friend:

You own more books than furniture.

You:

Books ARE furniture if you stack them correctly.

Friend:

That’s horrifying.

You:

That’s literature.

The TBR Pile

BOOKS READ: MANY.

BOOKS OWNED: MORE.

BOOKS WAITING TO BE READ: CONCERNING.

NEW BOOK PURCHASED TODAY: YES.

Friend:

Why?

You:

I didn’t have this one.

Friend:

You haven’t read the other thirty.

You:

Irrelevant.

Book Lover Logic

Friend:

You already have books.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Unread books.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

So why buy another?

You:

Because I don’t have THAT book.

Friend:

This is impossible.

You:

Now you’re understanding Don Quixote.

The Classic Literature Shelf

CERVANTES: PRESENT.

SHAKESPEARE: PRESENT.

DOSTOEVSKY: PRESENT.

AUSTEN: PRESENT.

TOLSTOY: PRESENT.

LIGHT BEACH READ: MISSING.

Friend:

Do you ever read anything relaxing?

You:

I find existential struggle relaxing.

Friend:

Of course you do.

The Literature Major

Relative:

What are you studying?

Student:

Literature.

Relative:

What are you going to do with that?

Student:

Fight windmills.

Relative:

What?

Student:

Nothing.

The Spanish Teacher

Teacher:

Who recognizes this?

Student:

Don Quixote.

Teacher:

And?

Student:

Sancho Panza.

Teacher:

And?

Student:

Windmills.

Teacher:

Very good.

Student:

Giants.

Teacher:

I knew someone would say it.

The Spanish Literature Class

Professor:

Miguel de Cervantes.

Student:

Ready.

Professor:

Don Quixote.

Student:

Ready.

Professor:

La Mancha.

Student:

Ready.

Professor:

Windmills.

Student:

GIANTS.

Professor:

Please leave.

Student:

Worth it.

The Museum

Visitor:

Beautiful artwork.

You:

Yep.

Visitor:

Classic image.

You:

Yep.

Visitor:

Don Quixote and Sancho Panza.

You:

Yep.

Visitor:

Windmills.

You:

…

Visitor:

Don’t.

You:

I wasn’t going to.

Visitor:

You absolutely were.

The Literary Tattoo Conversation

Friend:

Ever thought about a Don Quixote tattoo?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Windmill?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Lance?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Giant?

You:

Now we’re talking.

Friend:

I regret asking.

The Optimistic Failure

Friend:

Did your plan work?

You:

No.

Friend:

At all?

You:

Not remotely.

Friend:

Regrets?

You:

Some.

Friend:

Would you try again?

You:

Absolutely.

Friend:

You really ARE wearing the right shirt.

Failure Report

PLAN: AMBITIOUS.

EXECUTION: ENTHUSIASTIC.

RESULT: DISASTROUS.

LESSON LEARNED: POSSIBLY.

NEXT ATTEMPT: ALREADY SCHEDULED.

Sancho:

Please stop.

Don Quixote:

Never.

Courage

Friend:

Is courage doing something when you’re not afraid?

You:

Maybe courage is doing it despite being afraid.

Friend:

That’s better.

You:

Or attacking a windmill because you think it’s a giant.

Friend:

There it is.

You:

I couldn’t resist.

Idealism

Cynic:

The world doesn’t work like that.

Dreamer:

Maybe.

Cynic:

You’ll never change it.

Dreamer:

Maybe.

Cynic:

Then why bother?

Dreamer:

Because “maybe” works both ways.

Don Quixote Shirt:

Approves.

The Impossible

Friend:

Impossible.

You:

Probably.

Friend:

Ridiculous.

You:

Possibly.

Friend:

Unrealistic.

You:

Very likely.

Friend:

You’re still doing it?

You:

Already started.

Friend:

Quixotic.

You:

Exactly.

The Gift

Recipient:

Opens package.

Recipient:

Don Quixote!

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

And Sancho Panza.

You:

Of course.

Recipient:

The windmills.

You:

Gi—

Recipient:

Don’t.

You:

Fine.

Recipient:

I know you too well.

The Cervantes Fan Gift

Recipient:

This is perfect.

You:

Thought you’d like it.

Recipient:

Classic artwork.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Don Quixote.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Sancho.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Windmills.

You:

…

Recipient:

Say it.

You:

GIANTS.

Recipient:

There it is.

The English Teacher Gift

Teacher:

This is going into my classroom rotation.

You:

Perfect.

Teacher:

Especially during classic literature.

You:

Think students will recognize it?

Teacher:

If they don’t, they will by the end.

You:

Educational fashion.

Teacher:

Exactly.

The Spanish Teacher Gift

Teacher:

Don Quixote!

You:

Yep.

Teacher:

Perfect.

You:

Classroom shirt?

Teacher:

Absolutely.

You:

How many windmill jokes will you hear?

Teacher:

Too many.

You:

Worth it.

Teacher:

Probably.

The Literature Professor Gift

Professor:

Excellent choice.

You:

Thought you’d appreciate it.

Professor:

Cervantes is always appropriate.

You:

Always?

Professor:

Within reason.

You:

That’s less Don Quixote than I expected.

Professor:

Somebody has to be Sancho.

The Writer Gift

Writer:

I love it.

You:

Don Quixote fan?

Writer:

Writer.

You:

Ah.

Writer:

Impossible dreams.

Imagination.

Failure.

Persistence.

Reality fighting fiction.

You:

So writing.

Writer:

Exactly.

The Artist Gift

Artist:

Great silhouette.

You:

Classic image.

Artist:

There’s something about Don Quixote against the windmills.

You:

Immediately recognizable.

Artist:

Exactly.

You:

Also—

Artist:

Don’t say giants.

You:

You people are taking away all my fun.

The Dreamer Gift

Recipient:

Why Don Quixote?

You:

Because you keep chasing impossible ideas.

Recipient:

Is that a compliment?

You:

Mostly.

Recipient:

Mostly?

You:

Sancho has concerns.

Recipient:

Fair.

The Adventurer

Friend:

Where are we going?

You:

No idea.

Friend:

What’s the plan?

You:

We’ll figure it out.

Friend:

Do we have reservations?

You:

No.

Friend:

Map?

You:

Phone.

Friend:

Battery?

You:

23%.

Friend:

You wore the Don Quixote shirt on purpose, didn’t you?

You:

Adventure.

Friend:

I knew it.

Road Trip Status

DESTINATION: VAGUE.

ROUTE: QUESTIONABLE.

SNACKS: ADEQUATE.

FUEL: HALF TANK.

PHONE BATTERY: DECLINING.

CONFIDENCE: UNREASONABLY HIGH.

Friend:

Sancho would’ve planned better.

You:

That’s why you’re here.

Friend:

Wait.

Am I Sancho?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

I want a raise.

Everyday Windmills

The impossible deadline.

The unfinished novel.

The intimidating project.

The enormous reading list.

The new business.

The big idea.

The ridiculous dream.

The challenge everyone says can’t be done.

The thing you may fail spectacularly attempting.

Sometimes they’re giants.

Sometimes they’re windmills.

Sometimes you don’t know until you’re already charging.

Friend:

That was almost inspirational.

You:

Almost?

Friend:

You still attacked a windmill.

You:

Details.

The Don Quixote Unisex T-Shirt

A classic literary gift for:

Don Quixote fans.

Miguel de Cervantes readers.

Cervantes fans.

Sancho Panza fans.

Classic literature lovers.

Spanish literature fans.

World literature readers.

Bookworms.

Bibliophiles.

Book collectors.

English teachers.

Spanish teachers.

Literature teachers.

English professors.

Spanish professors.

Literature professors.

Librarians.

Writers.

Novelists.

Poets.

Artists.

Illustrators.

History enthusiasts.

Literature students.

English majors.

Spanish majors.

Humanities students.

Book club members.

Readers.

Dreamers.

Idealists.

Adventurers.

Thinkers.

Travelers.

Philosophy lovers.

People who read the classics.

People who actually enjoy reading the classics.

People who proudly own books thicker than some household appliances.

People whose to-be-read pile has become structurally concerning.

People who buy books despite already owning unread books.

People who insist those are two completely different issues.

People who have read Don Quixote.

People currently reading Don Quixote.

People planning to read Don Quixote.

People who recognize Don Quixote instantly.

People who recognize Sancho Panza instantly.

People who recognize Rocinante.

People who know La Mancha.

People who see windmills and immediately think of literature.

People who call those windmills giants anyway.

People who know they’re windmills.

People who don’t care.

People who appreciate the joke.

People who use the word “quixotic.”

People who know what “quixotic” means.

People who learned what “quixotic” means because of Cervantes.

People who chase impossible dreams.

People who start ambitious projects.

People who ignore reasonable objections.

People who occasionally need a Sancho.

People who ARE the Sancho.

People whose best friend is definitely Don Quixote.

People who have talked a friend out of a terrible idea.

People who went along anyway.

People who understand that friendship sometimes means saying:

“THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.”

followed by:

“FINE. I’M COMING.”

People who value imagination.

People who value idealism.

People who value persistence.

People who appreciate satire.

People fascinated by the tension between reality and imagination.

People who love stories about stories.

People who believe literature can change how we see ordinary things.

People who enjoy old-world literary artwork.

People who love iconic silhouettes.

People looking for a literary conversation starter.

People looking for a Cervantes gift.

People looking for a Don Quixote gift.

People looking for a Spanish teacher gift.

People looking for an English teacher gift.

People looking for a literature professor gift.

People looking for a librarian gift.

People looking for a writer gift.

People looking for a book-lover gift.

People looking for a graduation gift for a literature student.

People who refuse to stop dreaming because someone else calls the dream impossible.

And anyone who has ever looked at the enormous windmill standing between them and their goal and thought:

“FINE.

THEN I GUESS WE’RE FIGHTING A WINDMILL TODAY.”

Don Quixote Quest Status Report

LOCATION: LA MANCHA.

KNIGHT: PRESENT.

SQUIRE: PRESENT.

ROCINANTE: PRESENT.

DONKEY: PRESENT.

LANCE: READY.

ARMOR: QUESTIONABLE.

CONFIDENCE: EXTREME.

COMMON SENSE: PROVIDED BY SANCHO.

COMMON SENSE: CURRENTLY BEING IGNORED.

ROAD: LONG.

ADVENTURE: INEVITABLE.

QUEST: ACTIVE.

WINDMILLS: DETECTED.

NUMBER OF WINDMILLS: SEVERAL.

NUMBER OF GIANTS ACCORDING TO SANCHO: ZERO.

NUMBER OF GIANTS ACCORDING TO DON QUIXOTE: SEVERAL.

DISAGREEMENT: ACTIVE.

SANCHO: EXPLAINING.

DON QUIXOTE: NOT LISTENING.

ROCINANTE: PROBABLY TIRED.

LANCE: RAISED.

SANCHO: YELLING.

CHARGE: INITIATED.

RESULT: PREDICTABLE.

LESSON LEARNED: QUESTIONABLE.

NEXT ADVENTURE: ALREADY BEGINNING.

REALITY: PRESENT.

IMAGINATION: STRONGER.

IDEALISM: MAXIMUM.

DREAM: IMPOSSIBLE.

PURSUIT OF DREAM: CONTINUING ANYWAY.

CURRENT STATUS: STILL TILTING AT WINDMILLS.

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