Emotionally Unavailable | Unisex | Heavy Blend | Sweatshirt | Spock | Vulcan

“Spock Mode: Engaged – The ‘Emotionally Unavailable’ Sweatshirt”

 

**Vulcan Vogue**: Beam yourself into the latest trend in Vulcan fashion with our “Emotionally Unavailable” sweatshirt. Featuring the ever-cool Spock giving you the Vulcan salute, this sweatshirt is perfect for those moments when you’re feeling as emotionally distant as a Romulan starship.

 

**Intergalactic Comfort**: Made from the softest, comfiest materials in the galaxy, this sweatshirt is perfect for chilling on your favorite starship, planet, or couch.

 

**Unearthly Cool**: With Spock on your chest and “Emotionally Unavailable” printed boldly, you’re guaranteed to stand out at the next Starfleet mixer or sci-fi convention.

 

**Vulcan-Approved**: Spock would find your choice of this sweatshirt quite logical. It’s just what you need when you want to boldly go where no feelings have gone before.

 

**The Vulcan Mindset**: Whether you’re dealing with illogical problems at work, school, or the final frontier, this sweatshirt reminds you to keep your emotions in check. Logic, always logic.

 

**Resistance is Futile**: Resistance may be futile in some cases, but wearing this sweatshirt is a choice any Trekkie can make with confidence.

 

**A Gift for Every Galaxy**: Know a fellow Trekkie who shares Spock’s affinity for keeping it cool? This sweatshirt makes the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

 

**Warp-Speed Cleaning**: Got some Romulan ale on your sweatshirt? Don’t fret. It’s machine washable and will come out looking as pristine as a newly discovered Class-M planet.

 

**For Humans and Vulcans Alike**: Whether you’re fully human, part-Vulcan, or just an enthusiast of all things Star Trek, this sweatshirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

 

**Boldly Go and Buy**: Don’t leave this page without securing your very own “Emotionally Unavailable” sweatshirt. It’s a fashion statement that’s out of this world.

 

**Geek Chic for Lifeforms**: Wear it with pride at conventions, on the holodeck, or simply while sipping your favorite Klingon coffee.

 

**Logical Returns**: If, for some unfathomable reason, you’re not 100% satisfied with this sweatshirt, our customer support is ready to assist you. But remember, Spock would find that quite perplexing.

 

Live long and dress boldly with the “Emotionally Unavailable” sweatshirt. Resistance to its charms is futile.

 

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This soft sweatshirt has a loose fit for a comfortable feel. With durable print, it will be a walking billboard for years to come.

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size