Description
Emotionally Unavailable – Unisex T-Shirt – Live Long and Avoid Attachment
Channel your inner Vulcan with this Emotionally Unavailable Unisex T-Shirt, featuring Spock flashing the iconic salute with the perfect deadpan delivery. It’s the ultimate tee for anyone who prefers logic over love—and isn’t afraid to show it.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Classic Spock Energy – Features a bold image of everyone’s favorite emotion-resistant science officer paired with the hilariously relatable phrase “Emotionally Unavailable.”
- Unisex Fit for Every Starfleet Mood – Soft, breathable cotton in a relaxed cut that’s perfect for missions, marathons, or mind-melding with your cat.
- Nerdy Humor, Stellar Delivery – A clever blend of sci-fi and dry wit—ideal for fans who feel deeply… but would never admit it.
- Galactic Conversation Starter – Whether you’re at a con or just keeping feelings at warp distance, this tee says it all with zero emotion.
- Perfect Gift for Trekkies & Introverts – Great for your most logical friend or the person who avoids texts like Klingons avoid diplomacy.
Because feelings are illogical—and this shirt is hilarious.
Tags:
Emotionally Unavailable T-Shirt, Spock Vulcan Salute Tee, Star Trek Humor Shirt, Funny Sci-Fi Graphic Tee, Nerdy Unisex Shirt, Dry Humor Tee, Geek Gift Idea, Logical Fashion
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes garment
– Tubular knit reduces fabric waste
– Ribbed knit collar retains shape
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Ethically made with US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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