I Love Zombies – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Brain Heart – Zombie Horror

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: UNDEAD.

HEART: QUESTIONABLE.

BRAIN: DELICIOUS.

PULSE: NONE.

APPETITE: CONCERNING.

ROMANCE: NOT DEAD.

TECHNICALLY, EVERYONE ELSE IS.

I ❤️ ZOMBIES.

They say the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach.

For zombies?

Apparently you should start with the brain.

The I Love Zombies Unisex T-Shirt puts a wonderfully twisted horror spin on the classic “I ❤️” design, replacing the ordinary heart with a bitten brain shaped like a heart.

Cute?

Kind of.

Romantic?

Technically.

Concerning?

Absolutely.

It’s the perfect combination of brains, heart, horror, and dark humor for zombie fans who prefer their declarations of love with significantly more bite.

Whether you’re heading to a horror convention, zombie walk, Halloween party, scary movie marathon, haunted attraction, comic convention, or just wandering around town looking suspiciously hungry, this shirt makes your priorities perfectly clear:

You love zombies.

And zombies love…

well…

brains.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever “I Love Zombies” Design – A classic love graphic gets a gloriously undead makeover.
• Bitten Brain Heart Graphic – The heart-shaped brain delivers equal parts horror, humor, and zombie appetite.
• Perfect Zombie Humor – Great for fans of undead movies, games, comics, books, and apocalypse stories.
• Brains Meet Romance – Finally, a love story both horror fans and hungry zombies can understand.
• Year-Round Horror Style – Perfect for Halloween, horror conventions, zombie walks, movie marathons, or random Tuesdays.
• Conversation-Starting Graphic – Because a partially eaten brain shaped like a heart tends to attract attention.
• Great Horror Gift – Perfect for zombie lovers, horror fans, Halloween obsessives, and people with wonderfully dark senses of humor.

Zombie Romance 101

Zombie:

BRAAAINS.

Human:

You say that to everyone.

Zombie:

No.

Human:

Really?

Zombie:

Your brains are special.

Human:

…

Zombie:

Was that romantic?

Human:

For a zombie?

Surprisingly.

Zombie Relationship Status

HEART: STOPPED.

BRAIN: FOCUSED.

PULSE: ABSENT.

FEELINGS: COMPLICATED.

HUNGER: EXTREME.

ROMANCE: SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE.

Zombie:

Awwww.

Human:

Please don’t bite me.

Zombie:

No promises.

The First Date

Zombie:

You look nice.

Human:

Thanks.

You too.

Zombie:

Really?

Human:

I mean…

considering.

Zombie:

Considering what?

Human:

Nothing.

Zombie:

…

Human:

So…

where are we eating?

Zombie:

I thought we’d decide later.

Human:

Why are you looking at my head?

Zombie:

No reason.

First Date Status

CHEMISTRY: GOOD.

CONVERSATION: GOOD.

TABLE MANNERS: UNKNOWN.

ZOMBIE STARING AT DATE’S SKULL: CONCERNING.

Human:

Check, please.

The Romantic Dinner

Waiter:

Welcome.

Can I start you with an appetizer?

Human:

Sure.

Zombie:

Brains.

Waiter:

I’m sorry?

Zombie:

Brains.

Human:

He’ll have soup.

Zombie:

BRAINS.

Human:

SOUP.

Zombie:

Fine.

Waiter:

What kind?

Zombie:

Brain soup.

Human:

We’re leaving.

Restaurant Status

CANDLES: LIT.

MUSIC: ROMANTIC.

ATMOSPHERE: PERFECT.

MENU: NORMAL.

ZOMBIE CUSTOMER: DISAPPOINTED.

Waiter:

Perhaps the salad?

Zombie:

Does it have brains?

Waiter:

No.

Zombie:

Then why are we still talking?

Valentine’s Day

Zombie:

I got you something.

Human:

Flowers?

Zombie:

No.

Human:

Chocolate?

Zombie:

No.

Human:

Jewelry?

Zombie:

No.

Human:

What is it?

Zombie:

Heart-shaped brain.

Human:

…

Zombie:

I thought it was romantic.

Human:

Where did you get that?

Zombie:

Let’s focus on the romance.

Human:

NO.

LET’S FOCUS ON WHERE YOU GOT THAT.

Zombie Valentine Status

FLOWERS: ZERO.

CHOCOLATE: ZERO.

CARD: MISSPELLED.

HEART-SHAPED BRAIN: ONE.

ROMANTIC INTENT: HIGH.

EXECUTION: HORRIFYING.

Zombie:

It’s the thought that counts.

Human:

THAT’S WHAT WORRIES ME.

The Love Letter

Zombie:

Dear beloved…

Friend:

Good start.

Zombie:

Your eyes are beautiful.

Friend:

Nice.

Zombie:

Your smile lights up the room.

Friend:

Very romantic.

Zombie:

Your brain smells incredible.

Friend:

And we’re done.

Zombie:

Too much?

Friend:

SIGNIFICANTLY.

Zombie Poetry

Zombie:

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Friend:

Okay…

Zombie:

I really like brains.

Especially—

Friend:

Stop.

Zombie:

You didn’t let me finish.

Friend:

I know exactly where this is going.

Zombie:

You don’t appreciate poetry.

The Dating Profile

NAME: Zed.

AGE: Technically deceased.

HEIGHT: Depends on posture.

HOBBIES: Shuffling, groaning, wandering aimlessly.

FAVORITE FOOD: Brains.

LOOKING FOR: Someone intelligent.

Human:

That’s surprisingly clever.

Zombie:

Thank you.

Human:

Wait.

Why specifically intelligent?

Zombie:

…

Human:

OH.

Zombie:

Swipe right?

Human:

Absolutely not.

Zombie Dating App Status

MATCHES: 3.

CONVERSATIONS: 2.

DATES: 1.

BRAINS ACQUIRED: 0.

Zombie:

Dating is difficult.

The Zombie Pickup Line

Zombie:

Hey.

Human:

Hi.

Zombie:

Come here often?

Human:

This is a grocery store.

Zombie:

So…

yes?

Human:

What do you want?

Zombie:

Your number.

Human:

Really?

Zombie:

And maybe—

Human:

Don’t say brains.

Zombie:

…

Human:

You were going to say brains.

Zombie:

Eventually.

Zombie Flirting Status

CHARM: LIMITED.

GROANING: EXCESSIVE.

EYE CONTACT: ONE EYE MAXIMUM.

APPETITE: INTERFERING WITH ROMANCE.

Zombie:

I’m working on myself.

Human:

Parts appear to be falling off.

Zombie:

Emotionally.

The Relationship Counselor

Counselor:

What seems to be the problem?

Human:

He doesn’t listen.

Zombie:

BRAAAINS.

Human:

See?

Counselor:

And how does that make you feel?

Human:

Like dinner.

Counselor:

I see.

Zombie:

Brains?

Counselor:

No.

Zombie:

Worth asking.

Couples Therapy Status

COMMUNICATION: POOR.

BOUNDARIES: IMPORTANT.

BITING: DISCOURAGED.

RELATIONSHIP: COMPLICATED.

Counselor:

Homework this week:

No eating each other.

Zombie:

That’s a lot to ask.

The Anniversary

Human:

Do you remember what today is?

Zombie:

Tuesday.

Human:

Our anniversary.

Zombie:

Oh.

Human:

You forgot.

Zombie:

No!

Human:

What did you get me?

Zombie:

…

Human:

You forgot.

Zombie:

I can get brains.

Human:

THAT IS NOT AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT.

Zombie:

Depends who you ask.

Anniversary Status

FLOWERS: FORGOTTEN.

DINNER RESERVATION: FORGOTTEN.

ANNIVERSARY: FORGOTTEN.

BRAINS: REMEMBERED.

Human:

Unbelievable.

Zombie:

I have priorities.

The Zombie Wedding

Officiant:

Do you take this zombie—

Human:

I do.

Officiant:

And do you take this human—

Zombie:

BRAAAINS.

Officiant:

I’ll interpret that as yes.

Human:

Please don’t.

Officiant:

Fair.

Wedding Status

BRIDE: READY.

GROOM: UNDEAD.

CAKE: BEAUTIFUL.

GUESTS: NERVOUS.

CATERER: HAS QUESTIONS.

Photographer:

Smile!

Zombie:

Groans.

Photographer:

Perfect.

The Wedding Buffet

Zombie:

What’s that?

Caterer:

Pasta.

Zombie:

And that?

Caterer:

Chicken.

Zombie:

And that?

Caterer:

Roasted vegetables.

Zombie:

Where are the brains?

Caterer:

Sir, this is a wedding.

Zombie:

Exactly.

Where are the brains?

Caterer:

I need another job.

The Honeymoon

Travel Agent:

Beach?

Zombie:

No.

Travel Agent:

Mountains?

Zombie:

No.

Travel Agent:

European city?

Zombie:

Population?

Travel Agent:

Several million.

Zombie:

Interesting.

Human:

NO.

Travel Agent:

I suddenly understand.

Human:

Somewhere remote.

VERY remote.

Zombie:

You’re no fun.

The Zombie Apocalypse

Friend:

Okay.

What’s the plan?

You:

Barricade doors.

Friend:

Good.

You:

Board windows.

Friend:

Good.

You:

Gather supplies.

Friend:

Good.

You:

Food.

Water.

Flashlights.

Batteries.

Friend:

Excellent.

You:

And wear this shirt.

Friend:

The “I Love Zombies” shirt?

You:

Diplomacy.

Friend:

That’s not going to work.

You:

You don’t know that.

Zombie outside window:

BRAAAINS.

Friend:

I feel like we know.

Apocalypse Status

WINDOWS: BOARDED.

DOORS: LOCKED.

SUPPLIES: STOCKED.

ESCAPE ROUTE: PLANNED.

ZOMBIE SHIRT: POSSIBLY SENDING MIXED SIGNALS.

Friend:

Maybe change shirts.

You:

Never.

The Zombie Horde

Zombie One:

Brains.

Zombie Two:

Brains.

Zombie Three:

Brains.

Zombie Four:

Nice shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Zombie Four:

Very supportive.

You:

I’m an ally.

Zombie Four:

Great.

Can we eat your brain?

You:

That’s not how allyship works.

Zombie Four:

Worth asking.

The Smart Friend

Zombie:

BRAAAINS.

You:

Why do zombies always want brains?

Friend:

Maybe they crave what they lack.

Zombie:

…

You:

Wow.

Zombie:

Rude.

Friend:

Sorry.

Zombie:

I have feelings.

Friend:

Do you?

Zombie:

…

Friend:

Sorry again.

Zombie:

This conversation is terrible.

The Scientist

Scientist:

Fascinating specimen.

Zombie:

Brains.

Scientist:

Interesting.

Zombie:

Brains.

Scientist:

Repeated fixation on cerebral tissue.

Zombie:

Brains.

Scientist:

Remarkable.

Assistant:

Do you think we should stand farther away?

Scientist:

Probably.

Zombie:

BRAAAINS.

Assistant:

Much farther.

Research Status

SUBJECT: UNDEAD.

PULSE: ABSENT.

VERBAL VOCABULARY: LIMITED.

APPETITE: HIGHLY SPECIFIC.

SCIENTIST CURIOSITY: HIGH.

ASSISTANT SURVIVAL INSTINCT: HIGHER.

Assistant:

We’re leaving.

The Doctor

Doctor:

Pulse?

Nurse:

None.

Doctor:

Breathing?

Nurse:

No.

Doctor:

Responsive?

Zombie:

Brains.

Doctor:

Interesting.

Nurse:

Doctor?

Doctor:

Yes?

Nurse:

RUN.

Doctor:

Good clinical judgment.

Hospital Status

PATIENT: TECHNICALLY DECEASED.

PATIENT: ALSO WALKING.

MEDICAL EXPLANATION: PENDING.

STAFF: EVACUATING.

Zombie:

Worst hospital ever.

The Grocery Store

Zombie:

Walks through produce aisle.

Employee:

Can I help you?

Zombie:

Brains.

Employee:

We don’t carry those.

Zombie:

Meat department?

Employee:

Also no.

Zombie:

Deli?

Employee:

No.

Zombie:

Frozen?

Employee:

Sir—

Zombie:

This store has terrible selection.

Grocery Status

PRODUCE: FULL.

BAKERY: FULL.

DELI: FULL.

ZOMBIE SATISFACTION: ZERO.

Employee:

Try another store.

Manager:

WHY WOULD YOU SEND HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

The Restaurant Review

⭐☆☆☆☆

“Service was good.

Atmosphere pleasant.

No brains on menu.

Asked waiter twice.

Would not return.”

Restaurant Owner:

Who wrote this?

Zombie:

…

Owner:

Of course.

The Drive-Thru

Speaker:

Welcome. What can I get started for you?

Zombie:

Brains.

Speaker:

I’m sorry?

Zombie:

BRAINS.

Speaker:

We don’t have that.

Zombie:

Then why are you open?

Speaker:

Would you like fries?

Zombie:

…

Large.

Drive-Thru Status

BRAINS: UNAVAILABLE.

FRIES: AVAILABLE.

ZOMBIE: ADAPTING.

Zombie:

Extra ketchup.

The Coffee Shop

Barista:

What can I get you?

Zombie:

Brain latte.

Barista:

We don’t have that.

Zombie:

Brainuccino?

Barista:

No.

Zombie:

Brain cold brew?

Barista:

Still no.

Zombie:

Regular coffee.

Barista:

Cream?

Zombie:

Yes.

Barista:

Sugar?

Zombie:

Two.

Zombie:

This apocalypse is exhausting.

The Office Zombie

Coworker:

You look tired.

Zombie:

Brains.

Coworker:

Same.

Zombie:

What?

Coworker:

Sorry.

I thought you said “meetings.”

Zombie:

No.

Brains.

Coworker:

Honestly, I’d prefer that.

Monday Status

COFFEE: REQUIRED.

EMAILS: 47.

MEETINGS: 6.

MOTIVATION: DECEASED.

Coworker:

Maybe I’m already a zombie.

Zombie:

You smell alive.

Coworker:

Never mind.

The Morning

Partner:

Good morning.

You:

Groans.

Partner:

Coffee?

You:

Groans louder.

Partner:

Breakfast?

You:

Groans.

Partner:

Are you a zombie?

You:

Coffee first.

Diagnosis later.

Morning Status

PULSE: PROBABLY.

EYES: OPEN-ISH.

COHERENT SPEECH: PENDING.

COFFEE: CRITICAL.

Partner:

Close enough.

Before Coffee

Coworker:

Morning!

You:

…

Coworker:

How are you?

You:

…

Coworker:

You okay?

You:

Bra—

Coworker:

Brains?

You:

Brew.

I was going to say brew.

Coworker:

That was close.

The Horror Convention

Stranger:

I love your shirt.

You:

Thanks!

Stranger:

The heart-shaped brain is awesome.

You:

Right?

Stranger:

And somebody already took a bite.

You:

Zombie portion control.

Stranger:

Apparently.

Convention Status

ZOMBIES: MANY.

COSPLAY: EXCELLENT.

HORROR SHIRTS: EVERYWHERE.

FAKE BLOOD: ABUNDANT.

REAL BRAINS: HOPEFULLY ZERO.

You:

Important distinction.

The Zombie Walk

Zombie One:

Nice shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Zombie Two:

Very supportive.

You:

Big fan.

Zombie Three:

Brains?

You:

Still no.

Zombie Three:

Had to ask.

Zombie Walk Status

MAKEUP: APPLIED.

CLOTHES: TORN.

SHUFFLING: ACTIVATED.

GROANING: EXCELLENT.

BRAINS: SYMBOLIC ONLY.

Organizer:

Please keep it that way.

The Halloween Party

Friend:

What’s your costume?

You:

Zombie fan.

Friend:

That’s just your normal shirt.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

That’s lazy.

You:

Efficient.

Friend:

At least put on zombie makeup.

You:

Fine.

Ten Minutes Later

Friend:

You look horrifying.

You:

Thank you.

Friend:

That was not necessarily a compliment.

You:

I’m taking it as one.

Halloween Party Status

COSTUME: MINIMAL.

SHIRT: PERFECT.

MAKEUP: QUESTIONABLE.

FAKE BLOOD: TOO MUCH.

CANDY: ACQUIRED.

You:

Successful evening.

The Haunted House

Actor:

BRAAAINS!

You:

Love the commitment.

Actor:

BRAAAINS!

You:

Great makeup too.

Actor:

BRAAAINS!

You:

You’re really staying in character.

Employee:

Who are you talking to?

You:

The zombie actor.

Employee:

We don’t have a zombie actor in this section.

You:

…

Zombie:

BRAAAINS.

You:

We’re leaving.

Haunted House Status

TICKET: PURCHASED.

ACTORS: MANY.

ZOMBIE ACTOR: NOT ON PAYROLL.

EXIT: IMMEDIATELY REQUIRED.

The Horror Marathon

Friend:

Zombie movie?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Another zombie movie?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Third zombie movie?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Something different?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

What?

You:

Zombie comedy.

Friend:

That’s still zombies.

You:

Completely different genre.

Horror Marathon Status

MOVIE ONE: ZOMBIES.

MOVIE TWO: ZOMBIES.

MOVIE THREE: ZOMBIES.

MOVIE FOUR: ALSO ZOMBIES.

THEMATIC VARIETY: DISPUTED.

You:

There are nuances.

The Zombie Fan

Friend:

Why zombies?

Fan:

They’re fun.

Friend:

They’re horrifying.

Fan:

Also fun.

Friend:

They’re decomposing.

Fan:

Still fun.

Friend:

They want to eat people.

Fan:

Details.

Friend:

You own twelve zombie shirts.

Fan:

Thirteen now.

Friend:

Of course.

Zombie Collection Status

MOVIES: MANY.

BOOKS: MANY.

COMICS: MANY.

GAMES: MANY.

FIGURES: MANY.

SHIRTS: APPARENTLY NEVER ENOUGH.

Fan:

Correct.

The Zombie Movie Expert

Friend:

What would you do during a zombie apocalypse?

Expert:

Depends.

Friend:

On what?

Expert:

Fast zombies or slow zombies?

Friend:

Why does that matter?

Expert:

It matters enormously.

Friend:

Okay.

Slow.

Expert:

Barricade.

Supplies.

Escape routes.

Stay quiet.

Friend:

Fast?

Expert:

I’m updating my will.

Apocalypse Planning Status

SLOW ZOMBIES: CONCERNING.

FAST ZOMBIES: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Friend:

Good distinction.

The Survival Plan

Friend:

Food?

You:

Packed.

Friend:

Water?

You:

Packed.

Friend:

First aid?

You:

Packed.

Friend:

Flashlights?

You:

Packed.

Friend:

Batteries?

You:

Packed.

Friend:

Map?

You:

Packed.

Friend:

Zombie shirt?

You:

Wearing it.

Friend:

Why?

You:

Psychological warfare.

Friend:

Against whom?

You:

Everyone.

The Zombie Movie Character

Character:

I heard something downstairs.

Audience:

DON’T GO DOWNSTAIRS.

Character:

I’ll check.

Audience:

NO.

Character:

Walks downstairs alone.

Audience:

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

Zombie:

Appears.

Audience:

THERE IT IS.

Horror Logic Status

STRANGE NOISE: HEARD.

SAFE CHOICE: LEAVE.

CHARACTER CHOICE: INVESTIGATE ALONE.

RESULT: COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE.

Horror Fan:

I could write these survival manuals.

The Locked Door

Survivor:

Is it locked?

Friend:

Yes.

Survivor:

Barricaded?

Friend:

Yes.

Survivor:

Windows?

Friend:

Covered.

Survivor:

Supplies?

Friend:

Enough for a week.

Survivor:

Excellent.

Knock at door.

Voice:

Let me in!

Friend:

Who is it?

Voice:

Definitely not a zombie!

Survivor:

That’s exactly what a zombie would say.

Friend:

Would a zombie say that?

Survivor:

I don’t know.

The apocalypse is evolving.

The Brain Debate

Zombie One:

Brains.

Zombie Two:

Brains.

Zombie Three:

Have you considered tacos?

Zombie One:

…

Zombie Two:

…

Zombie Three:

What?

Zombie One:

Explain.

Zombie Three:

Portable.

Customizable.

Excellent toppings.

Zombie Two:

Interesting.

Zombie One:

Do tacos have brains?

Zombie Three:

We’re working on broadening our horizons.

Zombie One:

I respect the initiative.

Zombie Culinary Status

TRADITIONAL MENU: BRAINS.

NEW MENU: UNDER REVIEW.

TACOS: PROMISING.

Zombie Three:

Progress.

The Vegetarian Zombie

Zombie:

Braaaains.

Friend:

I thought you were vegetarian.

Zombie:

Plant braaaains.

Friend:

What is a plant brain?

Zombie:

…

Friend:

Exactly.

Zombie:

This lifestyle is difficult.

The Intellectual Zombie

Zombie:

I only eat intelligent people.

Human:

Really?

Zombie:

Yes.

Human:

Well…

good news.

Zombie:

What?

Human:

I’m an idiot.

Zombie:

…

Human:

Completely useless to you.

Zombie:

Nice try.

Human:

Worth a shot.

Intelligence Status

SURVIVAL STRATEGY: SELF-DEPRECATION.

EFFECTIVENESS: UNKNOWN.

Human:

I got nothing else.

The Brainy Pun

Friend:

Brains are the way to a zombie’s heart.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

But does a zombie’s heart still work?

You:

You’re overthinking the shirt.

Friend:

And technically—

You:

Stop.

Friend:

I’m just saying—

You:

It’s a brain shaped like a heart.

Enjoy the joke.

Friend:

Fair.

The Anatomy Student

Student:

Technically, that’s—

Friend:

Don’t.

Student:

But anatomically—

Friend:

DON’T.

Student:

It’s clearly stylized.

Friend:

Thank you.

Student:

Although—

Friend:

I knew this wasn’t over.

Anatomy Status

BRAIN: HEART-SHAPED.

BITE: MISSING.

MEDICAL ACCURACY: NOT THE POINT.

HORROR ACCURACY: EXCELLENT.

Professor:

Please use your textbook for the exam.

The Brain

Brain:

Finally.

Some appreciation.

Heart:

Excuse me?

Brain:

I’m literally shaped like you.

Heart:

That’s branding infringement.

Brain:

I’m carrying this whole design.

Heart:

You’re replacing me!

Brain:

Zombie market.

Heart:

Unbelievable.

Zombie:

Brains.

Brain:

I suddenly regret seeking attention.

The Gift

Recipient:

I Love Zombies?

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Wait.

The heart is a brain.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

And it’s bitten.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

That’s disgusting.

You:

Thank you.

Recipient:

I love it.

You:

Exactly the reaction I wanted.

The Horror Fan Gift

Friend:

What do I get someone who loves zombies?

You:

Zombie shirt.

Friend:

They already have zombie shirts.

You:

Different zombie shirt.

Friend:

They have zombie movies.

You:

Good.

Friend:

Zombie books.

You:

Good.

Friend:

Zombie collectibles.

You:

Excellent.

Friend:

You’re saying there’s no such thing as too much zombie stuff?

You:

Correct.

Horror Gift Status

NORMAL GIFT: POSSIBLE.

ZOMBIE GIFT: BETTER.

The Couple

Partner:

You love zombies more than me.

You:

That’s not true.

Partner:

You own seventeen zombie movies.

You:

That proves nothing.

Partner:

Nine zombie shirts.

You:

Circumstantial.

Partner:

Zombie figures.

You:

Collectibles.

Partner:

Zombie books.

You:

Literature.

Partner:

Zombie video games.

You:

Interactive literature.

Partner:

…

You:

I love you too.

The I Love Zombies Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

Zombie fans.

Undead enthusiasts.

Horror lovers.

Horror movie fans.

Zombie movie fans.

Zombie game fans.

Zombie comic fans.

Zombie book fans.

Halloween lovers.

Spooky-season enthusiasts.

Horror convention regulars.

Zombie walk participants.

Haunted-house fans.

Dark-humor lovers.

Macabre-art fans.

Brain-joke enthusiasts.

Anatomy-humor fans.

People who love creepy graphic tees.

People who love funny horror shirts.

People who love horror year-round.

People who start Halloween season early.

People who never actually end Halloween season.

People who watch zombie marathons.

People who debate fast zombies versus slow zombies.

People who already have a zombie apocalypse plan.

People who insist they don’t have a zombie apocalypse plan…

but definitely know which store they’d raid for supplies.

People who have discussed zombie survival strategies far more seriously than necessary.

People who know who in their friend group would survive.

People who know who absolutely would not survive.

People who yell at horror characters for making bad decisions.

People who would never investigate the strange basement noise.

People who claim they would never investigate the strange basement noise.

People who would probably investigate anyway.

People who like brains.

Graphically speaking.

People who appreciate twisted romance.

People who like Valentine’s Day significantly better with zombies.

People who think hearts are too ordinary.

People who think heart-shaped brains are better.

People who appreciate horror puns.

People who appreciate smart jokes.

People who appreciate dumb zombie jokes.

People who appreciate any joke involving someone yelling “BRAAAINS.”

People looking for an I Love Zombies shirt.

People looking for a funny zombie shirt.

People looking for a zombie lover gift.

People looking for a horror fan gift.

People looking for a Halloween horror shirt.

People looking for a brain graphic tee.

People looking for a creepy Valentine’s shirt.

People looking for a zombie convention shirt.

People looking for a spooky-season tee.

And anyone who knows the true path to undead romance:

Flowers?

Nice.

Chocolate?

Sweet.

Jewelry?

Lovely.

But if you really want to win a zombie’s heart…

you’ve got to use your…

BRAINS.

I Love Zombies Final Status Report

ZOMBIE: ACTIVE.

TECHNICALLY ALIVE: NO.

TECHNICALLY ACTIVE: VERY.

PULSE: NONE.

GROANING: FREQUENT.

SHUFFLING: ACTIVE.

ROMANTIC INTENTIONS: POSSIBLE.

SOCIAL SKILLS: LIMITED.

VOCABULARY: MOSTLY “BRAINS.”

BRAIN: HEART-SHAPED.

BRAIN: BITTEN.

HEART: SYMBOLIC.

APPETITE: LITERAL.

FLOWERS: OPTIONAL.

CHOCOLATE: OPTIONAL.

BRAINS: APPARENTLY ESSENTIAL.

FIRST DATE: QUESTIONABLE.

SECOND DATE: DEPENDS ON SURVIVAL OF FIRST DATE.

VALENTINE’S DAY: DISTURBING.

HORROR CONVENTION: READY.

ZOMBIE WALK: READY.

HALLOWEEN PARTY: READY.

MOVIE MARATHON: READY.

APOCALYPSE: LESS READY THAN WE’D LIKE.

WINDOWS: BOARDED.

DOORS: LOCKED.

SUPPLIES: STOCKED.

ZOMBIE OUTSIDE: GROANING.

ZOMBIE SEES SHIRT: FLATTERED.

ZOMBIE STILL WANTS BRAIN: UNFORTUNATE.

HORROR FAN: DELIGHTED.

DARK HUMOR: MAXIMUM.

BRAINS: ON THE MIND.

LOVE: UNDEAD.

CURRENT STATUS: BRAINS ARE THE WAY TO THE HEART.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	21.97	23.98	25.98	27.99	30.04	31.97
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.24	7.76	8.23	8.74	9.25	9.76	10.24	10.75