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Miskatonic Elementary – Unisex T-Shirt – Arkham’s Littlest Horror
Before you can awaken from the depths and plunge humanity into cosmic madness, you have to learn how to ride a tricycle.
This funny Miskatonic Elementary Unisex T-Shirt features an adorably strange toddler Cthulhu riding a tricycle, surrounded by colorful block letters spelling “CTHULHU,” with an “Arkham, Massachusetts” banner completing the design. It has all the charm of vintage elementary school spirit wear—assuming your local school happens to enroll tiny eldritch horrors.
He may not be ready to conquer the universe yet, but give him a few juice boxes and some practice with those pedals.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Toddler Cthulhu on a Tricycle – Features the legendary tentacled terror during his considerably less intimidating preschool years.
- CTHULHU Alphabet Blocks – Because every future cosmic horror has to learn his letters eventually.
- Miskatonic Elementary Style – Designed like quirky vintage school merchandise from a place that probably has some very unusual parent-teacher conferences.
- Arkham, Massachusetts Banner – Adds the perfect fictional hometown touch for fans who recognize the reference.
- Cute Meets Cosmic Horror – Combines adorable childhood imagery with wonderfully weird Lovecraftian humor.
- Perfect for Horror & Literature Fans – Great for readers, gamers, horror enthusiasts, teachers, and anyone who prefers their monsters with a little personality.
- Funny Gift Idea – Perfect for Cthulhu fans, tabletop gamers, weird-fiction readers, horror lovers, and parents raising their own tiny agents of chaos.
ABC.
Pedal faster.
World domination starts after nap time.
Tags: Miskatonic Elementary Shirt, Toddler Cthulhu T-Shirt, Cthulhu Tricycle Shirt, Arkham Massachusetts Shirt, Cthulhu Blocks Tee, Cute Cthulhu Shirt, Lovecraftian T-Shirt, Cosmic Horror Shirt, Funny Horror Tee, Miskatonic Shirt, Eldritch Horror T-Shirt, Cthulhu Humor Shirt, Horror Literature Tee, Unisex Geek Shirt, Cute Monster T-Shirt
This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.
.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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