Planet Express – Unisex Sweatshirt – Futurama Inspired – Intergalactic Delivery

COMPANY: PLANET EXPRESS.

BUSINESS: INTERGALACTIC DELIVERY.

CENTURY: 31ST.

MANAGEMENT: QUESTIONABLE.

CREW: SOMEHOW STILL EMPLOYED.

SHIP: READY.

PACKAGE: LOADED.

DESTINATION: PROBABLY HOSTILE.

EMPLOYEE SWEATSHIRT: ACQUIRED.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

You’ve been hired by Planet Express.

No interview.

No background check.

No meaningful safety training.

Apparently they were desperate.

The Planet Express Unisex Sweatshirt features the recognizable Planet Express ship and company branding inspired by Futurama, making it the perfect officially unofficial corporate sweatshirt for anyone prepared to deliver suspicious packages across the solar system under Professor Farnsworth’s extremely questionable management.

To everyone else?

Cool retro-futuristic delivery-company sweatshirt.

To a Futurama fan?

Immediate recognition.

Fry.

Leela.

Bender.

Professor Farnsworth.

Zoidberg.

Hermes.

Amy.

Dangerous planets.

Questionable packages.

And an alarming number of workplace incidents that Human Resources really should have investigated by now.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Planet Express Design – Features the familiar ship and company imagery from Futurama.
• Officially Unofficial Employee Style – Corporate apparel for a company you probably shouldn’t actually work for.
• Instant Futurama Recognition – Fellow fans will know exactly which 31st-century delivery service you’re representing.
• Classic Sci-Fi Comedy – Spaceships, robots, aliens, dangerous missions, and workplace dysfunction.
• Perfect for Futurama Marathons – Particularly the kind that begin with “one episode” and somehow end at 3 A.M.
• Conversation Starter – Especially when somebody asks whether Planet Express offers overnight shipping to Neptune.
• Great Futurama Gift – Perfect for birthdays, holidays, sci-fi fans, animation lovers, gamers, coworkers, and anyone who thinks Bender would make an excellent employee mentor.

Planet Express Employee Orientation

Professor Farnsworth:

Good news, everyone!

New Employee

Great!

Fry

Don’t get excited.

Leela

Seriously.

New Employee

Why?

Bender

You’ll find out.

Professor Farnsworth

You have delivery!

New Employee

Where?

Professor Farnsworth

Space.

New Employee

That’s not very specific.

Professor Farnsworth

Dangerous space.

New Employee

That’s worse.

Professor Farnsworth

Wonderful!

You’re learning already.

First Day

Employee:

What exactly does Planet Express deliver?

Leela

Packages.

Employee

Where?

Leela

Everywhere.

Employee

How dangerous is job?

Fry

Depends.

Employee

On what?

Fry

Planet.

Bender

Aliens.

Leela

Cargo.

Fry

Space pirates.

Bender

Explosions.

Employee

Anything else?

Crew

Probably.

Employee

Is there training?

Professor Farnsworth

You just completed it.

Employee

I asked six questions.

Professor Farnsworth

Excellent work!

Planet Express Human Resources

Efficient.

The Dress Code

Employee:

Is there uniform?

Hermes

Technically—

Professor Farnsworth

Wear Planet Express sweatshirt!

Hermes

That’s not official policy.

Professor Farnsworth

It is now!

Employee

Do I get one?

Professor Farnsworth

No.

Employee

Of course.

Corporate Apparel

Self-funded.

The First Package

Label:

FRAGILE.

Fry

What’s inside?

Leela

Don’t open it.

Bender

Open it.

Fry

I’m receiving conflicting instructions.

Leela

No.

You’re receiving one instruction and one terrible suggestion.

Bender

That’s subjective.

Fry

Maybe just tiny peek.

Leela

FRY.

Fry

Right.

Professionalism.

Five Minutes Later

Package open.

Fry

Huh.

Leela

What did you do?

Fry

Professionalism temporarily failed.

The Package Marked

DO NOT SHAKE.

Bender

Shakes.

Leela

BENDER!

Bender

What?

Leela

It says don’t shake!

Bender

Now we know sign works.

Package

Makes ominous sound.

Fry

Should package growl?

Leela

No.

Fry

That’s what I thought.

Leela

Run.

Planet Express Safety Procedure

Step One:

Run.

Step Two:

Continue running.

Step Three:

Ask questions later.

The Package Marked

THIS SIDE UP.

Fry

Which side?

Leela

The side with arrow.

Fry

Right.

Leela

Why?

Fry

Nothing.

Leela

Fry.

Fry

Small issue.

Leela

How long was it upside down?

Fry

What exactly counts as long?

Leela

FRY.

Shipping Quality

Variable.

The Delivery Route

Earth.

Moon.

Mars.

Asteroid field.

Nebula.

Wormhole.

Dangerous planet.

More dangerous planet.

Planet where delivery personnel are apparently considered food.

Employee

Which one is destination?

Leela

Last one.

Employee

Can we refuse?

Hermes

You can complete form 37-B.

Employee

Great.

Hermes

Processing time is six months.

Employee

Never mind.

Bureaucracy

Wins again.

Shipping Estimate

Customer:

When will package arrive?

Planet Express

Tuesday.

Customer

This Tuesday?

Planet Express

A Tuesday.

Customer

Which Tuesday?

Planet Express

Space is complicated.

Customer

That doesn’t answer question.

Planet Express

Exactly.

Tracking Information

PACKAGE RECEIVED.

PACKAGE DEPARTED FACILITY.

PACKAGE ENTERED SPACE.

PACKAGE PASSED MARS.

PACKAGE ENTERED WORMHOLE.

PACKAGE LOCATION TEMPORARILY UNKNOWN.

PACKAGE FOUND.

PACKAGE ATTACKED BY SPACE PIRATES.

PACKAGE RECOVERED.

PACKAGE OUT FOR DELIVERY.

Customer

Finally.

DELIVERY DELAYED.

Customer

Of course.

ESTIMATED ARRIVAL: EVENTUALLY.

Customer

Can I talk to customer service?

Planet Express

Why not Zoidberg?

Customer

I’ll wait.

The Destination

Alien:

You’re late.

Fry

Space traffic.

Alien

Three months late.

Fry

Really bad space traffic.

Alien

Tracking said out for delivery.

Fry

We were out.

Alien

For three months?

Fry

Very far out.

Leela

Please sign.

Alien

Fine.

Delivery

Technically successful.

The Signature

Fry:

Sign here.

Alien

I have tentacles.

Fry

Any tentacle works.

Alien

This form assumes hands.

Fry

Hermes?

Hermes

I’ll prepare revised paperwork.

Alien

How long?

Hermes

Six to eight weeks.

Alien

I regret asking.

The Space Pirates

Fry:

Are those pirates?

Leela

Yes.

Fry

Space pirates?

Leela

Yes.

Fry

Cool.

Laser Blast

PEW.

Fry

Less cool.

Bender

I like them.

Leela

They’re stealing cargo.

Bender

I respect them professionally.

Employee

Should we do something?

Bender

Absolutely.

Employee

What?

Bender

Hide.

The Alien Planet

Fry:

Atmosphere breathable?

Leela

Scanner says yes.

Fry

Great.

Bender

I don’t breathe.

Fry

We know.

Bender

Just reminding everyone.

Employee

Why?

Bender

Superiority.

Leela

Ignore him.

Bender

Impossible.

The Office

Coworker:

Planet Express?

You

Yep.

Coworker

You work there?

You

Intergalactic delivery specialist.

Coworker

Seriously?

You

Not until 31st century.

Coworker

So no.

You

Negative attitude like that won’t get you promoted.

Coworker

I work accounting.

You

Hermes would appreciate you.

Coworker

Who?

You

Never mind.

The Monday Meeting

Manager:

Ready for another productive week?

You

Looks at Planet Express sweatshirt.

You

Good news, everyone!

Coworker

Why did you say that?

You

No reason.

Coworker

Why am I nervous?

You

Correct response.

Manager

Anyway—

You

Do we have dangerous delivery?

Manager

We sell insurance.

You

Same thing.

The Email Inbox

Subject:

Quick Question

You

Suspicious.

Opens.

“Can we hop on quick call?”

You

No.

Planet Express Sweatshirt

Approves.

Another Email

URGENT.

Opens.

“Reminder to submit timesheet.”

You

Not urgent.

Hermes

Somewhere in future:

IT ABSOLUTELY IS.

You

Suddenly feels watched.

The Spreadsheet

Rows.

Columns.

Numbers.

You

Stares.

Coworker

Everything okay?

You

I’m calculating interplanetary shipping rates.

Coworker

That’s quarterly budget.

You

Exactly.

Coworker

What?

You

Nothing.

Corporate Professionalism

Simulated.

Work From Home

Laptop.

Coffee.

Planet Express sweatshirt.

Video Call

Coworker:

Nice sweatshirt.

You

Thanks.

Coworker

Futurama?

You

Yep.

Coworker

Good news, everyone!

You

Immediately suspicious.

Coworker

What?

You

Nothing.

Coworker

Manager wants speak with you after meeting.

You

I KNEW IT.

The Performance Review

Manager:

What are your strengths?

Employee

Optimism.

Manager

Weaknesses?

Employee

Planning.

Manager

Anything else?

Employee

Judgment.

Manager

Anything else?

Employee

Probably.

Manager

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Employee

Alive.

Manager

Interesting.

Employee

I’ve set realistic goals.

Planet Express Candidate

Approved.

The Resume

PLANET EXPRESS

Intergalactic Delivery Specialist.

Responsibilities

Package delivery.

Space navigation.

Alien diplomacy.

Emergency response.

Cargo management.

Running.

Mostly running.

Skills

Basic piloting.

Advanced screaming.

Package carrying.

Robot tolerance.

Improvisation.

Questionable decision-making.

Survival.

References

Leela.

Recruiter

Can we contact her?

Applicant

Maybe not.

Recruiter

Why?

Applicant

Long story.

The Crew

Leela:

Competent.

Fry:

Trying.

Bender:

Bender.

Amy:

Probably knows what’s happening.

Hermes:

Has paperwork.

Zoidberg:

Also here.

Professor Farnsworth:

Has good news.

Everyone Else:

Concerned.

The Break Room

Fry:

Whose lunch?

Leela

Mine.

Fry

Oh.

Bender

Was hers.

Leela

Bender.

Bender

What?

Leela

Did you take lunch?

Bender

I refuse to answer without lawyer.

Hermes

There are cameras.

Bender

Then I demand lawyer and camera footage.

Hermes

Footage shows you taking it.

Bender

Deepfake.

Leela

Bender.

Workplace Investigation

Predictable.

The Staff Meeting

Hermes:

We need improve delivery efficiency.

Fry

Faster ship?

Hermes

No.

Amy

Better route planning?

Hermes

Maybe.

Bender

Fewer deliveries?

Hermes

No.

Bender

Zero deliveries?

Hermes

NO.

Bender

Then I have nothing further to contribute.

Fry

Longer lunch?

Hermes

Meeting over.

Employee Morale

Stable-ish.

The Coffee Shop

Barista:

Planet Express!

You

Yep.

Barista

Good news, everyone!

You

Please don’t assign me mission.

Barista

Coffee is ready.

You

That’s actually good news.

Barista

Finally someone appreciates me.

Shared Fandom

Established.

The Grocery Store

Stranger:

Planet Express?

You

Yep.

Stranger

Bender fan?

You

Obviously.

Stranger

Fry?

You

Naturally.

Stranger

Leela?

You

She’s keeping entire company alive.

Stranger

Correct.

Instant Friendship

Unlocked.

The Non-Futurama Fan

What’s Planet Express?

You

Intergalactic delivery company from Futurama.

Them

Like package delivery in space?

You

Yes.

Except employees encounter aliens, robots, strange planets, time travel, and catastrophic workplace incidents.

Them

Sounds awful.

You

It’s hilarious.

Them

Oh.

The Sci-Fi Fan

Friend:

Would you actually work for Planet Express?

You

Absolutely.

Friend

Employees nearly die constantly.

You

Space.

Friend

Management is questionable.

You

Space.

Friend

Bender might steal your wallet.

You

Okay.

Friend

Zoidberg might be your doctor.

You

Okay.

Friend

Still interested?

You

What’s lunch policy?

Friend

I don’t know.

You

Need more information.

The Job Offer

PLANET EXPRESS

Position:

Delivery Crew.

Travel:

Extensive.

Benefits:

Space.

Risk:

Significant.

Management:

Questionable.

Coworkers:

Unpredictable.

Robot:

Untrustworthy.

Doctor:

Zoidberg.

Applicant

I have concerns.

Professor Farnsworth

Wonderful!

You start Monday.

Applicant

I didn’t accept—

Professor Farnsworth

Good news, everyone!

Employment

Apparently confirmed.

The Weekend

Friend:

Plans?

You

Nothing.

Friend

Nothing?

You

Futurama.

Friend

One episode?

You

Sure.

Episode One

Finished.

You

One more.

Episode Two

Finished.

You

One more.

Clock

11:48 P.M.

You

One more.

Clock

12:26 A.M.

You

One more.

Clock

1:14 A.M.

You

Okay.

Last one.

Clock

2:07 A.M.

You

Mistakes were made.

Planet Express Sweatshirt

Understands.

The Next Morning

Alarm.

You

No.

Alarm

Again.

You

Why?

Brain

Remember watching Futurama until 2 A.M.?

You

No.

Brain

I do.

You

Coffee.

Brain

Good plan.

Planet Express Morning Shift

Delayed.

The Convention

Futurama Fan:

Planet Express!

You

Reporting for duty.

Fan

What’s mission?

You

Find food.

Fan

Dangerous?

You

Have you seen convention prices?

Fan

Good point.

Mission Risk

Extreme.

The Gaming Session

Friend:

What are we playing?

You

Space game.

Friend

Delivery mission?

You

No.

Friend

Planet Express disappointed.

You

Planet Express has low expectations.

Friend

Fair.

The Sci-Fi Collection

Spaceships.

Robots.

Aliens.

Retro games.

Classic animation.

Planet Express sweatshirt.

Collector

Perfect.

Partner

Another sci-fi thing?

Collector

Corporate apparel.

Partner

From fictional corporation.

Collector

Still corporate.

Partner

That doesn’t make it better.

Collector

It does to me.

The Gift

Recipient opens package.

Sees Planet Express.

Futurama Fan

YES.

You

Thought you’d like it.

Recipient

Official uniform?

You

Obviously.

Recipient

First mission?

You

Dangerous.

Recipient

Destination?

You

Space.

Recipient

Specific.

You

That’s all management gave me.

Perfect Gift

Delivered.

Eventually.

Birthday?

PLANET EXPRESS.

Holiday?

PLANET EXPRESS.

Futurama Fan?

PLANET EXPRESS.

Sci-Fi Nerd?

PLANET EXPRESS.

Animation Lover?

PLANET EXPRESS.

Geeky Coworker?

PLANET EXPRESS.

Late-Night Cartoon Marathon?

PLANET EXPRESS.

Person Who Thinks Professor Farnsworth Seems Like a Reasonable Employer?

Definitely Planet Express.

The Planet Express Unisex Sweatshirt

A fun gift for:

Futurama fans.

Planet Express fans.

Fry fans.

Leela fans.

Bender fans.

Professor Farnsworth fans.

Zoidberg fans.

Hermes fans.

Amy fans.

Classic animation fans.

Adult animation fans.

Sci-fi fans.

Science-fiction enthusiasts.

Space enthusiasts.

Robot fans.

Alien fans.

Geek-culture collectors.

Nerd-culture collectors.

Retro-futurism fans.

Space-comedy fans.

TV comedy fans.

Animation collectors.

Gamers.

Convention goers.

Office-humor fans.

Coworkers with questionable judgment.

People who love fictional companies.

People who would absolutely work for a fictional company.

People who think intergalactic delivery sounds fun.

People who would open a package labeled DO NOT OPEN.

People who hear “Good news, everyone!” and immediately become suspicious.

People who believe Bender should never be given managerial authority.

People who appreciate Fry’s unique approach to problem solving.

People who recognize Leela is doing most of the actual work.

People whose “one episode” regularly becomes six.

And anyone ready to represent the most questionable delivery company in the 31st century.

Planet Express Employee Status

COMPANY: PLANET EXPRESS.

CENTURY: 31ST.

EMPLOYEE: YOU.

POSITION: INTERGALACTIC DELIVERY SPECIALIST.

EXPERIENCE: QUESTIONABLE.

SHIP: READY.

FRY: PRESENT.

LEELA: KEEPING EVERYONE ALIVE.

BENDER: PROBABLY STEALING SOMETHING.

AMY: ON BOARD.

HERMES: HAS PAPERWORK.

ZOIDBERG: ALSO HERE.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: HAS GOOD NEWS.

EVERYONE ELSE: CONCERNED.

PACKAGE: LOADED.

DESTINATION: DISTANT.

ROUTE: DANGEROUS.

ALIENS: POSSIBLE.

SPACE PIRATES: POSSIBLE.

WORMHOLE: PROBABLY.

LUNCH BREAK: DELAYED.

FUTURAMA MARATHON: IN PROGRESS.

BEDTIME: POSTPONED.

INSURANCE: QUESTIONABLE.

TRACKING: IN TRANSIT.

ESTIMATED ARRIVAL: EVENTUALLY.

EMPLOYEE SWEATSHIRT: ACQUIRED.

CORPORATE IDENTITY: ESTABLISHED.

PROFESSIONALISM: SIMULATED.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

YOU’VE BEEN HIRED BY PLANET EXPRESS.

BAD NEWS: YOUR FIRST DELIVERY IS ON ANOTHER PLANET.

PLANET EXPRESS.

DELIVERING PACKAGES, QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS, AND SCI-FI CHAOS ACROSS THE 31ST CENTURY.

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