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Please Bless This Awful Mess – Unisex Sweatshirt – Cozy Chaos in Cross-Stitch
The house is a mess.
The laundry is multiplying.
Nobody knows where that smell is coming from.
Might as well get comfortable.
This Please Bless This Awful Mess Unisex Sweatshirt combines the sweet, old-fashioned charm of traditional cross-stitch with the considerably less organized reality of modern life.
Featuring “Please Bless This Awful Mess” in a charming faux cross-stitch design, this cozy sweatshirt is perfect for anyone whose home, family, craft room, schedule—or entire existence—is being held together by caffeine, optimism, and questionable organizational decisions.
Because sometimes cleaning isn’t the answer.
Sometimes you need a blessing.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Hilarious “Please Bless This Awful Mess” Saying – A perfectly polite request for supernatural assistance with whatever is currently happening around you.
- Charming Cross-Stitch Style – Captures the nostalgic look of traditional needlework and grandma’s decorative samplers, only with considerably more honesty.
- Made for Cozy Chaos – The sweatshirt version is perfect for chilly mornings, lazy weekends, movie nights, crafting sessions, working from home, and enthusiastically avoiding household chores.
- Perfect for Crafters – Great for cross-stitchers, embroiderers, quilters, sewists, knitters, crocheters, and anyone whose collection of craft supplies has officially become part of the furniture.
- Relatable Adulting Humor – Because sometimes keeping everyone fed, dressed, and approximately where they’re supposed to be counts as a successful day.
- Homebody Approved – Ideal for lounging on the couch while staring at everything you promised yourself you’d clean today.
- Funny Gift for Beautiful Disasters – Perfect for moms, dads, roommates, crafters, messy friends, homemakers, parents, procrastinators, new homeowners, and anyone whose life could use a little divine housekeeping assistance.
Bless this home.
Bless this family.
Bless the dishes in the sink.
Bless Mount Laundry.
Bless the craft supplies covering the dining room table.
And please…
PLEASE BLESS THIS AWFUL MESS.
Because we’re comfortable now.
AND WE’RE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING UP.
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This soft sweatshirt has a loose fit for a comfortable feel. With durable print, it will be a walking billboard for years to come.
.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 32.99 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 20.00 | 21.02 | 22.01 | 22.99 | 24.02 | 25.00 | 26.02 | 27.01 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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