¿Por Qué No Los Dos? – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Why Not Both – Bilingual Food Meme

OPTION ONE: EXCELLENT.

OPTION TWO: ALSO EXCELLENT.

DECISION REQUIRED: APPARENTLY.

ABILITY TO CHOOSE: ZERO.

ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION: DETECTED.

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

PROBLEM: SOLVED.

There are moments in life when you must make difficult choices.

Tacos or burritos?

Salsa or guacamole?

Chips or queso?

Crunchy or soft?

Red sauce or green sauce?

Lunch or second lunch?

And sometimes…

the wisest response isn’t choosing at all.

It’s simply:

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

WHY NOT BOTH?

The ¿Por Qué No Los Dos? Unisex T-Shirt celebrates one of life’s greatest decision-making strategies:

If both options are good…

STOP MAKING THIS COMPLICATED.

Bold, funny, instantly recognizable, and loaded with playful bilingual humor, this tee is perfect for taco lovers, burrito enthusiasts, foodies, meme fans, indecisive eaters, and anyone who believes unnecessary either/or questions deserve a third option.

Both.

Because sometimes compromise means meeting halfway.

And sometimes compromise means ordering everything you wanted in the first place.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic “¿Por Qué No Los Dos?” Humor – The wonderfully useful Spanish phrase meaning “Why not both?”
• Perfect for Bilingual Humor Fans – A playful phrase that works beautifully whenever someone presents two equally appealing options.
• Made for Food Lovers – Especially useful when confronted with tacos, burritos, salsa, guacamole, queso, churros, and other impossible decisions.
• Easygoing Unisex Style – Great for taco nights, food-truck adventures, casual outings, parties, restaurants, festivals, and everyday wear.
• Instant Conversation Starter – Someone presents two choices. Point at shirt. Discussion over.
• Maximum Meme Energy – Perfect for anyone whose sense of humor was shaped by reaction images, internet jokes, and refusing unnecessary decisions.
• Funny Gift Idea – Great for taco lovers, bilingual friends, foodies, meme enthusiasts, indecisive people, and that friend who always orders two entrées “for the table.”

The Shirt

Friend:

Tacos or burritos?

You:

Points at shirt.

Friend:

Both?

You:

Both.

Friend:

We don’t need that much food.

You:

I don’t understand the question.

The Three-Stage Reaction

STAGE ONE:

“¿Por qué no los dos?”

STAGE TWO:

“Why not both?”

STAGE THREE:

“Actually…

yeah.

Why NOT both?”

You:

Exactly.

The Decision

Friend:

You have to choose.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Because there are two options.

You:

That doesn’t mean I have to choose.

Friend:

That’s generally how options work.

You:

Not today.

Friend:

What are you doing?

You:

Getting both.

Friend:

Of course you are.

The Menu

Server:

Tacos or burrito?

You:

…

Server:

Take your time.

You:

I don’t need time.

Server:

Oh.

You:

Both.

Server:

Excellent.

Friend:

Your shirt made this inevitable.

You:

My shirt provides clarity.

Taco Night

Friend:

Hard shell or soft?

You:

Both.

Friend:

Chicken or steak?

You:

Both.

Friend:

Red salsa or green?

You:

Both.

Friend:

Cheese or guacamole?

You:

Both.

Friend:

You know what?

I’m going to stop asking.

You:

You’ve learned.

The Taco

Taco:

Exists.

You:

Excellent.

Burrito:

Also exists.

You:

Also excellent.

Friend:

Pick one.

You:

Why are you creating conflict where there doesn’t need to be conflict?

Friend:

Because we’re ordering lunch.

You:

Exactly.

This should be peaceful.

The Burrito

Friend:

That burrito is huge.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

And you ordered tacos.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

You can’t possibly eat all that.

You:

Your lack of confidence is disappointing.

Friend:

I’m being realistic.

You:

I didn’t ask for realism.

The Combo Plate

Menu:

Tacos.

Burritos.

Rice.

Beans.

You:

Finally.

A restaurant that understands me.

Friend:

It’s a combination plate.

You:

It’s philosophical alignment.

The Taco Truck

Friend:

What are you getting?

You:

Not sure.

Friend:

Tacos?

You:

Probably.

Friend:

Burrito?

You:

Also probably.

Friend:

You’re wearing that shirt.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

Why did I even ask?

You:

Tradition.

Food Truck Window

Employee:

What can I get you?

You:

Two tacos.

Employee:

Anything else?

You:

And a burrito.

Friend:

There it is.

Employee:

Anything else?

You:

Chips.

Friend:

We’re escalating.

You:

And guacamole.

Friend:

Of course.

Employee:

Salsa?

You:

Which kind?

Employee:

Red or green.

You:

Points at shirt.

Employee:

Both.

You:

You understand me.

The Salsa

Friend:

Red?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Green?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Which do you prefer?

You:

Depends.

Friend:

On what?

You:

Which one I’m currently eating.

Friend:

That’s useless.

You:

It’s delicious.

Red vs. Green

Red Salsa:

Choose me.

Green Salsa:

No, me.

You:

Calm down.

Red Salsa:

Well?

Green Salsa:

Choose.

You:

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

Both Salsas:

…

You:

Everybody wins.

Salsa Strategy

Taco One:

Red.

Taco Two:

Green.

You:

Balance.

Friend:

You could just choose one salsa.

You:

Why would I intentionally reduce happiness?

Friend:

You make everything sound philosophical.

You:

Especially lunch.

Guacamole

Server:

Would you like guacamole?

You:

Yes.

Server:

It’s extra.

You:

I know.

Friend:

You always get it anyway.

You:

Some decisions are easier than others.

Friend:

What about queso?

You:

Also yes.

Friend:

Of course.

Guac vs. Queso

Friend:

We don’t need both.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Great.

You:

We WANT both.

Friend:

That’s not what I meant.

You:

But it’s what matters.

Chips

Basket:

Full.

You:

Excellent.

Five Minutes Later

Basket:

Empty.

Friend:

How?

You:

What?

Friend:

They’re gone.

You:

Chips are temporary.

Friend:

Should we get more?

You:

¿POR QUÉ NO?

Friend:

That isn’t even the whole phrase.

You:

I’m conserving energy.

Chips and Salsa

Friend:

We’re supposed to save room.

You:

I know.

Friend:

Then stop eating chips.

You:

I can’t.

Friend:

Why?

You:

They’re sitting directly in front of me.

Friend:

That’s not a reason.

You:

It’s the strongest reason.

The Appetizer

Friend:

Should we get queso?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Or guacamole?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

I said OR.

You:

I heard you.

Friend:

You’re impossible.

You:

I’m consistent.

The Appetizer Problem

Friend:

Queso.

Guacamole.

Salsa.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

That’s three dips.

You:

Excellent observation.

Friend:

We don’t need three.

You:

Do we have chips?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

Then we’re prepared.

The Nachos

Friend:

Want nachos?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

But we ordered tacos.

You:

And?

Friend:

And a burrito.

You:

And?

Friend:

And queso.

You:

You’re just listing good decisions.

The Quesadilla

Friend:

You want a quesadilla too?

You:

Don’t tempt me.

Friend:

I was joking.

You:

Too late.

Friend:

No.

You:

You introduced the possibility.

Friend:

I take it back.

You:

That’s not how menus work.

The Enchiladas

Friend:

Have you ever considered ordering just one thing?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Really?

You:

Didn’t care for it.

Friend:

When did you try?

You:

Years ago.

Friend:

Traumatic?

You:

There were enchiladas I didn’t order.

Friend:

I see.

The Tamales

Friend:

Taco or tamale?

You:

You’re doing this on purpose now.

Friend:

Maybe.

You:

Both.

Friend:

Called it.

You:

Stop asking questions with obvious answers.

The Tortilla

Friend:

Corn or flour?

You:

Depends.

Friend:

Finally!

A nuanced answer.

You:

Could also get both.

Friend:

There it is.

The Breakfast Decision

Friend:

Sweet or savory?

You:

Both.

Friend:

Pancakes or eggs?

You:

Both.

Friend:

Coffee or juice?

You:

Both.

Friend:

Breakfast or brunch?

You:

Now you’re asking the important questions.

Brunch

Friend:

Breakfast tacos?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Pancakes?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Those don’t go together.

You:

They’re both breakfast.

Friend:

Technically.

You:

Case closed.

Coffee Shop

Barista:

Hot or iced?

You:

…

Friend:

Don’t.

You:

I wasn’t going to.

Friend:

Your shirt says otherwise.

You:

Fine.

Hot today.

Friend:

I’m proud of you.

You:

And an iced one for later.

Friend:

THERE IT IS.

Coffee

Friend:

Coffee or tea?

You:

Coffee.

Friend:

Wow.

You:

And tea later.

Friend:

You physically cannot choose.

You:

I just chose an order.

Friend:

That’s not the same thing.

You:

Feels like progress.

Dessert

Server:

Would you like dessert?

You:

What do you have?

Server:

Chocolate cake or cheesecake.

You:

…

Friend:

Don’t say it.

You:

I’m thinking.

Friend:

No you’re not.

You:

Fine.

Friend:

One.

Choose ONE.

You:

¿POR QUÉ—

Friend:

NO.

Dessert Negotiations

You:

We could split both.

Friend:

…

You:

That way neither of us eats two desserts.

Friend:

That’s actually reasonable.

You:

Thank you.

Friend:

Wait.

Did your shirt just solve a real problem?

You:

It always does.

Churros

Friend:

Churros?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

We just had dessert.

You:

That was dessert.

Friend:

What are churros?

You:

Second dessert.

Friend:

That’s not a category.

You:

It is now.

Ice Cream

Friend:

Chocolate or vanilla?

You:

Swirl.

Friend:

You found a loophole.

You:

I’m evolving.

Friend:

I’m almost proud.

You:

With sprinkles.

Friend:

Of course.

Pizza

Friend:

Pepperoni or sausage?

You:

Both.

Friend:

I should’ve known.

You:

You DID know.

Friend:

I was hoping for growth.

You:

This IS growth.

Two toppings.

Pizza Half-and-Half

Friend:

What about half pepperoni, half sausage?

You:

Interesting.

Friend:

Finally.

Compromise.

You:

Or both toppings on the whole pizza.

Friend:

Never mind.

Burger

Server:

Fries or onion rings?

You:

…

Friend:

Here we go.

You:

Can I do half and half?

Server:

Sure.

You:

See?

Civilization works.

Friend:

Your entire worldview has been validated.

You:

It’s a beautiful day.

Sandwich

Friend:

Soup or salad?

You:

Both.

Friend:

That’s usually an upcharge.

You:

Happiness sometimes has expenses.

Friend:

That’s dangerously persuasive.

You:

Thank you.

The Buffet

Friend:

This place might be dangerous for you.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Buffet.

You:

…

Friend:

Everything okay?

You:

I’ve found my natural habitat.

The Buffet Plate

Friend:

That’s a lot.

You:

Sampling.

Friend:

You have twelve different things.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

And you’re going back?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

For what?

You:

The things that didn’t fit.

The Food Court

Friend:

What do you want?

You:

Everything.

Friend:

That’s not helpful.

You:

Tacos.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Maybe pizza.

Friend:

Pick one.

You:

Or noodles.

Friend:

This is getting worse.

You:

Food courts encourage this behavior.

The Grocery Store

Friend:

Red chips or blue chips?

You:

Both.

Friend:

We don’t need two bags.

You:

They’re different.

Friend:

Barely.

You:

Different enough.

Friend:

You should not grocery shop hungry.

You:

That’s probably true.

The Cereal Aisle

Friend:

Pick one.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Because we don’t need six cereals.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Thank you.

You:

Four should be enough.

Friend:

That’s not what I meant.

The Snack Aisle

Friend:

Sweet or salty?

You:

Both.

Friend:

Obviously.

You:

Balance.

Friend:

That’s not nutritional balance.

You:

Emotional balance.

Friend:

There it is.

The Party

Host:

Beer or soda?

You:

Soda.

Friend:

Wow.

A choice.

You:

I make choices.

Friend:

Rarely.

You:

I choose both when both is better.

Friend:

That’s your entire philosophy.

You:

Correct.

The Fiesta

Friend:

Tacos?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Music?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Dancing?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Maybe?

You:

Food first.

Friend:

Finally, a hierarchy.

Taco Tuesday

Friend:

It’s Taco Tuesday.

You:

Excellent.

Friend:

What are you ordering?

You:

Tacos.

Friend:

Only tacos?

You:

Don’t rush me.

Friend:

There it is.

Taco Tuesday Escalation

Tacos:

Ordered.

Chips:

Ordered.

Salsa:

Ordered.

Queso:

Ordered.

Guacamole:

Ordered.

Burrito:

Unexpectedly ordered.

Friend:

HOW DID WE GET HERE?

You:

Tuesday.

The Restaurant Menu

Menu:

37 options.

You:

Excellent.

Friend:

This is going to take forever.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Because you can’t choose.

You:

I can choose.

Friend:

Then choose.

You:

I’m choosing several.

Friend:

That’s what I meant.

The Server Returns

Server:

Ready?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Really?

You:

Absolutely.

Server:

Great.

You:

I’ll have—

Friend:

Please don’t order half the menu.

You:

Don’t interrupt greatness.

The Friend Who Orders One Thing

Friend:

I’ll have the tacos.

Server:

Great.

Friend:

That’s it.

You:

That’s it?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

You didn’t even look at the burritos.

Friend:

I know what I want.

You:

What does that feel like?

Friend:

Peaceful.

You:

Interesting.

The Indecisive Friend

Friend:

I can’t decide.

You:

Get both.

Friend:

I shouldn’t.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Too much food.

You:

Leftovers.

Friend:

…

You:

You’re welcome.

Friend:

This shirt might actually be useful.

Leftovers

Friend:

You ordered too much.

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

You can’t finish it.

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

So I was right.

You:

Tomorrow’s lunch.

Friend:

…

You:

Planning.

Friend:

I hate when your logic works.

The Takeout Box

Server:

Would you like a box?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Told you.

You:

This isn’t defeat.

Friend:

You couldn’t finish.

You:

This is future food.

Friend:

That’s a positive way to frame it.

You:

Tomorrow Me will be thrilled.

Tomorrow Me

Opens refrigerator.

Leftover Burrito:

Present.

You:

Past Me…

you magnificent genius.

Partner:

Didn’t you complain yesterday that you ordered too much?

You:

Past Me had doubts.

Present Me has gratitude.

The Relationship Decision

Partner:

Movie or dinner?

You:

Both.

Partner:

Dinner then movie?

You:

Exactly.

Partner:

That was easy.

You:

The system works.

Date Night

Partner:

Mexican food or movie?

You:

Dinner and movie.

Partner:

I meant which one should we do tonight.

You:

I reject the premise.

Partner:

You really live by that shirt.

You:

Consistency matters.

Movie Night

Friend:

Comedy or action?

You:

Action comedy.

Friend:

That’s cheating.

You:

It’s efficient.

Friend:

Fine.

You:

And snacks.

Friend:

Snacks weren’t one of the choices.

You:

Snacks are always part of the choices.

Streaming

Partner:

Movie or series?

You:

One episode then movie.

Partner:

We’ll never finish either.

You:

But we’ll experience both.

Partner:

That is not the goal.

You:

Depends who you ask.

Weekend Plans

Friend:

Stay home or go out?

You:

Go out…

then come home early.

Friend:

That’s actually perfect.

You:

See?

Both.

Friend:

Your philosophy is growing on me.

Introvert Decision

Friend:

Party or stay home?

You:

Appear at party.

Eat food.

Leave early.

Go home.

Friend:

That’s brilliant.

You:

¿Por qué no los dos?

Friend:

Okay, that one genuinely works.

Vacation

Friend:

Beach or mountains?

You:

Both.

Friend:

They’re hundreds of miles apart.

You:

Longer vacation.

Friend:

That’s not how budgets work.

You:

You keep introducing unnecessary obstacles.

City or Nature

Partner:

City trip or cabin?

You:

Two-part vacation.

Partner:

You know that costs more.

You:

Happiness continues to have expenses.

Partner:

You use that line too much.

You:

Because it keeps being relevant.

The Wardrobe

Friend:

Black shoes or white shoes?

You:

Both.

Friend:

You only have two feet.

You:

Not simultaneously.

Friend:

Progress.

The Shopping Decision

Friend:

Which shirt?

You:

Both.

Friend:

You came here for ONE shirt.

You:

Circumstances evolved.

Friend:

Your circumstances always evolve near a checkout counter.

You:

Interesting coincidence.

Online Shopping

Cart:

Item One.

Item Two.

You:

Hmm.

Budget:

Choose.

You:

Don’t pressure me.

Budget:

CHOOSE.

You:

This shirt’s philosophy has limits.

Bank Account:

Finally.

The Budget

Friend:

Option A or B?

You:

Both.

Wallet:

No.

You:

…

Wallet:

Choose.

You:

Fine.

Friend:

So there ARE limits.

You:

Financially imposed limits.

Very different.

The Responsible Decision

Friend:

Should we buy both?

You:

Can we afford both?

Friend:

No.

You:

Then one.

Friend:

I’m shocked.

You:

“Why not both?” is a philosophy.

Not a bankruptcy strategy.

The Work Meeting

Boss:

Do we prioritize speed or quality?

You:

Both.

Boss:

That’s not helpful.

You:

Worth asking.

Boss:

We have limited resources.

You:

Fine.

Coworker:

Your shirt gave you false confidence.

You:

It usually works better with tacos.

The Office Lunch

Coworker:

Tacos or burritos?

You:

Looks down at shirt.

Coworker:

Right.

Stupid question.

You:

You’re learning.

Coworker:

Queso?

You:

Obviously.

Office Catering

Boss:

Should we order tacos or burritos?

Entire Office:

Looks at you.

You:

Why is everyone looking at me?

Coworker:

This is your moment.

You:

Stands.

You:

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

Office:

Applause.

Boss:

Fine.

Both.

You:

Leadership.

The Meeting Hero

Coworker:

You did it.

You:

What?

Coworker:

Tacos AND burritos.

You:

I simply presented the obvious solution.

Coworker:

You’re wearing the shirt next meeting too.

You:

Only if lunch is involved.

The Teacher

Teacher:

Option A or option B?

Student:

Points at shirt.

Teacher:

Not on the test.

Student:

Worth trying.

Teacher:

Choose one.

Student:

This shirt has failed me.

Multiple Choice

Question:

A or B?

You:

Both?

Test:

No.

You:

Unreasonable.

Teacher:

It’s multiple choice.

You:

Exactly.

MULTIPLE.

Teacher:

That’s not what it means.

The Student

Friend:

Did the shirt help on the test?

You:

No.

Friend:

Why?

You:

Apparently “both” isn’t always an accepted answer.

Friend:

Who knew?

You:

I object philosophically.

The Bilingual Friend

Friend:

¿Tacos o burritos?

You:

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

Friend:

Perfect.

You:

Gracias.

Friend:

¿Roja o verde?

You:

Los dos.

Friend:

You’re very predictable.

You:

Consistent.

The Spanish Learner

Friend:

What does your shirt mean?

You:

“Why not both?”

Friend:

Oh!

You:

Useful phrase.

Friend:

When?

You:

Tacos or burritos.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Cake or ice cream.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Nap or coffee.

Friend:

Those don’t—

You:

You’d be surprised.

Language Lesson

Friend:

So “por qué” means “why”?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

And “los dos” means “both”?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

So you’re teaching Spanish?

You:

Technically.

Friend:

Through food indecision?

You:

Education comes in many forms.

The Meme Fan

Friend:

I know that phrase.

You:

Of course you do.

Friend:

Classic.

You:

Useful.

Friend:

Dangerously useful.

You:

Especially near menus.

Friend:

And dessert carts.

You:

Especially dessert carts.

The Internet Veteran

Friend:

That shirt unlocked a memory.

You:

Good one?

Friend:

Very internet.

You:

Excellent.

Friend:

Now I want tacos.

You:

And burritos?

Friend:

…

You:

Exactly.

The Person Who Doesn’t Know

Stranger:

What does that mean?

You:

Why not both?

Stranger:

Oh.

You:

Useful philosophy.

Stranger:

I like it.

You:

Tacos or burritos?

Stranger:

Both.

You:

You’re ready.

The Person Who Gets It Immediately

Stranger:

Reads shirt.

Stranger:

Laughs.

You:

Nods.

Stranger:

Tacos and burritos.

You:

Always.

Stranger:

Respect.

Friendship:

TEMPORARILY ESTABLISHED.

The Gift

Recipient:

Opens package.

Recipient:

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

This is PERFECT.

You:

Thought so.

Recipient:

I’m wearing it to taco night.

You:

Obviously.

Recipient:

And ordering both.

You:

The prophecy fulfills itself.

The Taco Lover Gift

Recipient:

Tacos!

You:

And burritos.

Recipient:

YES.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

This shirt understands me.

You:

That’s why I bought it.

Gift:

SUCCESSFUL.

The Indecisive Friend Gift

Friend:

Why did you get me this?

You:

You spent twenty minutes choosing lunch yesterday.

Friend:

Fair.

You:

Then ordered both.

Friend:

Also fair.

You:

It’s basically your autobiography.

Friend:

I accept this.

The Foodie Gift

Foodie:

Why not both?

You:

Exactly.

Foodie:

This is dangerous.

You:

How?

Foodie:

I already over-order.

You:

Then the shirt merely reflects reality.

Foodie:

Good point.

The Meme-Lover Gift

Recipient:

Classic.

You:

Knew you’d get it.

Recipient:

This is going straight into rotation.

You:

Taco Tuesday?

Recipient:

Obviously.

You:

Burrito Wednesday?

Recipient:

Why wait?

You:

Excellent answer.

Taco Tuesday?

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

Burrito Night?

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

Red Salsa or Green Salsa?

¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

Queso or Guacamole?

You already know.

Chips or Nachos?

Why are we still pretending this is difficult?

Cake or Ice Cream?

BOTH.

Coffee or Tea?

Depends how long the day is.

Possibly both.

Comedy or Action?

Action comedy.

Stay In or Go Out?

Go out briefly, then come home.

Sweet or Salty?

Both.

Preferably at the same time.

The ¿Por Qué No Los Dos? Unisex T-Shirt

A funny gift for:

Taco lovers.

Burrito lovers.

Mexican-food fans.

Foodies.

Meme fans.

Internet-humor enthusiasts.

Bilingual-humor fans.

Spanish speakers.

Spanish learners.

Spanglish-humor lovers.

Pun enthusiasts.

Indecisive friends.

People who hate unnecessary choices.

People who always order appetizers.

People who order queso.

People who also order guacamole.

People who ask for both salsas.

People who know red salsa and green salsa can peacefully coexist.

People who order tacos.

People who then see the burrito.

People who order the burrito too.

People who claim it’s “for later.”

People who occasionally mean that.

People who over-order.

People who love leftovers.

People who consider leftovers strategic meal planning.

People who thank Yesterday Them when they discover leftover burritos in the refrigerator.

People who believe chips are temporary.

People who accidentally finish the entire basket before the food arrives.

People who immediately accept the refill.

People who say they’re saving room for dinner.

People who then order nachos.

People who always want dessert.

People who want TWO desserts.

People who solve the problem by sharing both.

People who choose swirl ice cream.

People who order half fries and half onion rings.

People who consider combo plates one of civilization’s greatest achievements.

People who love buffets because nobody forces them to choose.

People who enter a food court and suddenly want four different cuisines.

People who should never grocery shop hungry.

People who have six snacks open simultaneously.

People who need something sweet after something salty.

People who then need something salty after something sweet.

People who understand this cycle can continue indefinitely.

People who use reaction memes in normal conversation.

People who communicate through internet references.

People who appreciate playful bilingual phrases.

People who point at their shirt instead of answering questions.

People who believe “both” is a perfectly respectable answer.

People who refuse false dilemmas.

People who know sometimes you genuinely DO have to choose.

People who prefer when you don’t.

And anyone who has ever looked at two delicious options and realized:

THIS DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A PROBLEM.

¿Por Qué No Los Dos? Status Report

OPTION A: GOOD.

OPTION B: ALSO GOOD.

DECISION: REQUESTED.

DECISION: REJECTED.

ALTERNATIVE: BOTH.

TACOS: ORDERED.

BURRITO: ALSO ORDERED.

CHIPS: PRESENT.

SALSA: RED.

SALSA: GREEN.

SALSA DECISION: AVOIDED.

GUACAMOLE: ORDERED.

QUESO: ALSO ORDERED.

FRIEND: CONCERNED.

YOU: UNBOTHERED.

NACHOS: CONSIDERED.

NACHOS: NOW ORDERED.

FRIEND: MORE CONCERNED.

APPETIZER COUNT: INCREASING.

ENTRÉE COUNT: QUESTIONABLE.

TABLE SPACE: DECLINING.

HUNGER: CONFIDENT.

ABILITY TO FINISH EVERYTHING: OVERCONFIDENT.

TAKEOUT BOX: REQUESTED.

DEFEAT: DENIED.

TOMORROW’S LUNCH: SECURED.

PAST YOU: VINDICATED.

TACO TUESDAY: READY.

FOOD TRUCK: LOCATED.

COMBO PLATE: APPRECIATED.

DESSERT: OFFERED.

CAKE: TEMPTING.

CHEESECAKE: ALSO TEMPTING.

CHOICE: REJECTED.

BOTH DESSERTS: SHARED.

HAPPINESS: MAXIMIZED.

BUDGET: SLIGHTLY CONCERNED.

WALLET: REMINDING YOU THAT LIMITS EXIST.

PHILOSOPHY: ADJUSTED ACCORDINGLY.

MEME ENERGY: HIGH.

BILINGUAL HUMOR: ACTIVE.

UNNECESSARY EITHER/OR QUESTIONS: DISCOURAGED.

TACOS VS. BURRITOS: PEACE TREATY SIGNED.

CURRENT STATUS: ¿POR QUÉ NO LOS DOS?

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

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