Pug Santa – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Christmas Pug – Dog Lover Holiday

SANTA: BUSY.

REINDEER: PREPARING.

ELVES: WORKING.

CHRISTMAS: APPROACHING.

BACKUP SANTA: REQUIRED.

PUG: VOLUNTEERED.

QUALIFICATIONS: QUESTIONABLE.

SANTA HAT: ON.

ADORABILITY: MAXIMUM.

MISSION: HO HO HOPE FOR THE BEST.

Move over, Santa.

There’s a new jolly little guy in town.

He’s shorter.

He’s squishier.

He’s considerably more interested in snacks.

And there’s a very good chance he’ll fall asleep halfway through delivering the presents.

The Pug Santa Unisex T-Shirt combines two things capable of making almost any December better:

Christmas and pugs.

Featuring an adorable pug face wearing a classic Santa hat, this funny Christmas dog shirt is perfect for pug moms, pug dads, dog lovers, pet parents, holiday enthusiasts, and anyone who believes Santa could benefit from a little more snorting and significantly more wrinkles.

Soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed unisex fit make it an easy choice for Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday shopping, decorating the tree, Christmas movie marathons, casual winter outings, and lounging at home with your actual four-legged supervisor.

Because Santa might have reindeer…

but he doesn’t have a face like THIS.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Adorable Pug Santa Design – A lovable pug face in a classic Santa hat delivers instant Christmas cheer.
• Made for Pug People – Perfect for pug moms, pug dads, pug owners, dog lovers, and anyone who immediately stops what they’re doing when they see a pug.
• Soft & Breathable – Comfortable fabric makes it easy to wear throughout your holiday adventures.
• Relaxed Unisex Fit – Casual, comfortable styling for Christmas parties, shopping trips, family gatherings, movie nights, or relaxing at home.
• Funny Without Trying Too Hard – It’s a pug dressed as Santa. The face is doing most of the work.
• Christmas Party Ready – A fun alternative to the traditional ugly Christmas sweater.
• Paw-some Holiday Gift – Great for dog lovers, pet parents, pug enthusiasts, veterinarians, dog walkers, pet sitters, and anyone whose Christmas shopping list includes the dog.

Meet Santa Pug

NAME: SANTA PUG.

OCCUPATION: SEASONAL.

EXPERIENCE: NONE.

HAT: OFFICIAL-LOOKING.

BEARD: UNAVAILABLE.

SLEIGH LICENSE: PENDING.

CHIMNEY TRAINING: INCOMPLETE.

COOKIE MOTIVATION: EXTREME.

GOOD BOY STATUS: CONFIRMED.

The Shirt

Friend:

Is that a pug dressed as Santa?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Why?

You:

Why NOT?

Friend:

Fair.

You:

Look at his face.

Friend:

I can’t argue with the face.

You:

Nobody can.

The Three-Stage Reaction

STAGE ONE:

“Awwww.”

STAGE TWO:

“It’s a pug!”

STAGE THREE:

“HE’S WEARING A SANTA HAT.”

You:

Christmas accomplished.

Santa Pug

Santa Pug:

Ho.

You:

Go on.

Santa Pug:

Ho.

You:

One more.

Santa Pug:

…

You:

Santa?

Santa Pug:

Snack?

You:

Close enough.

Santa Interviews the Pug

Santa:

So you’d like to join the Christmas team?

Pug:

Yes.

Santa:

Previous delivery experience?

Pug:

No.

Santa:

Navigation skills?

Pug:

No.

Santa:

Can you fly a sleigh?

Pug:

No.

Santa:

Can you fit down chimneys?

Pug:

Probably not.

Santa:

Why should I hire you?

Pug:

Looks adorable in Santa hat.

Santa:

…

Santa:

You’re hired.

The Job Application

POSITION: ASSISTANT SANTA.

APPLICANT: PUG.

SKILLS:

Looking adorable.

Finding snacks.

Sleeping.

Following humans into kitchens.

Making weird noises.

Staring at food.

Santa:

Any leadership experience?

Pug:

I run my household.

Santa:

References?

Pug:

My humans.

Santa:

They agree?

Pug:

They don’t have a choice.

The Santa Hat

Human:

Stay still.

Pug:

Why?

Human:

Christmas picture.

Pug:

No.

Human:

Just wear the hat.

Pug:

No.

Human:

Treat?

Pug:

…

Human:

Treat.

Pug:

Put the hat on.

Christmas Photo Session

Human:

Look at the camera.

Pug:

Looks away.

Human:

Over here.

Pug:

Looks other direction.

Human:

PUG.

Pug:

Looks directly at camera for 0.4 seconds.

Human:

GOT IT.

Pug:

Treat now.

The Christmas Card

Human:

This photo is perfect.

Partner:

The pug looks annoyed.

Human:

That’s his normal face.

Partner:

Fair.

Pug:

Where’s my compensation?

The Pug Face

Friend:

He looks grumpy.

You:

He’s happy.

Friend:

Really?

You:

Probably.

Friend:

How can you tell?

You:

Pug people know.

Friend:

He looks like Christmas personally inconvenienced him.

You:

That’s part of the charm.

Resting Pug Face

Pug:

Exists.

Stranger:

Why does your dog look upset?

You:

He’s fine.

Stranger:

Are you sure?

You:

That’s just his face.

Pug:

Snorts.

You:

See?

Happy.

Stranger:

I’ll take your word for it.

Christmas Morning

Clock:

6:03 a.m.

Human:

Sleeping.

Pug:

Awake.

Human:

Sleeping.

Pug:

Stares.

Human:

…

Pug:

Stares harder.

Human:

What?

Pug:

Breakfast.

Human:

It’s Christmas.

Pug:

Correct.

Breakfast.

The Pug Alarm Clock

Alarm:

Rings.

You:

Snooze.

Pug:

Appears.

You:

No.

Pug:

Stares.

You:

Five more minutes.

Pug:

Places face approximately two inches from yours.

You:

Fine.

Pug:

Breakfast achieved.

Christmas Breakfast

Human:

Special Christmas breakfast?

Pug:

YES.

Human:

Regular breakfast?

Pug:

Also yes.

Human:

That’s not how this works.

Pug:

Christmas.

Human:

That’s not an argument.

Pug:

CHRISTMAS.

The Stocking

Human:

Look!

Your stocking.

Pug:

Sniffs.

Human:

There’s a toy.

Pug:

Sniffs.

Human:

And treats.

Pug:

TREATS.

Human:

You skipped the toy.

Pug:

Correct.

Pug Christmas Priorities

FAMILY: NICE.

TREE: INTERESTING.

LIGHTS: WHATEVER.

PRESENTS: MAYBE.

NEW TOY: ACCEPTABLE.

TREATS: IMPORTANT.

DINNER: EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.

DROPPED FOOD: HIGHEST PRIORITY.

The Present

Human:

This one’s for you!

Pug:

Sniffs present.

Human:

Open it!

Pug:

Sniffs harder.

Human:

Come on.

Pug:

Walks away.

Human:

Seriously?

Five Minutes Later

Pug:

Returns for wrapping paper.

Human:

Of course.

The Expensive Toy

Human:

I bought you a new toy.

Pug:

Nice.

Human:

It squeaks.

Pug:

Nice.

Human:

It was twenty dollars.

Pug:

Not interested.

Cardboard Box:

Exists.

Pug:

MAGNIFICENT.

Human:

Unbelievable.

The Squeaker

Pug:

Squeak.

Human:

Cute.

Pug:

SQUEAK.

Human:

Yep.

Pug:

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK.

Human:

I’ve made a mistake.

Christmas Dinner

Family:

Eating.

Pug:

Watching.

Family:

Talking.

Pug:

Watching.

Family:

Laughing.

Pug:

Still watching.

You:

He’s staring at my plate.

Pug Owner:

Don’t make eye contact.

You:

Why?

Pug Owner:

Too late.

The Dinner Table

Pug:

Stares.

Human:

No.

Pug:

Stares harder.

Human:

You’ve already eaten.

Pug:

Stares.

Human:

This isn’t for dogs.

Pug:

Stares.

Human:

Stop.

Pug:

Activates maximum sad face.

Human:

…

Pug:

…

Human:

Fine.

Here’s your dog treat.

Pug:

SYSTEM WORKING AS DESIGNED.

The Dropped Crumb

Crumb:

Falls.

Pug:

ACTIVATED.

Human:

Where did he come from?

Partner:

No idea.

Pug:

Crumb eliminated.

Human:

That was instantaneous.

Partner:

He’s been training all year.

Pug Cleanup Service

COOKIE CRUMB: DETECTED.

DISTANCE: 14 FEET.

PUG RESPONSE TIME: 0.7 SECONDS.

CRUMB STATUS: GONE.

FLOOR: CLEAN.

PUG: REQUESTING ADDITIONAL WORK.

Santa’s Cookies

Santa:

Cookies!

Santa Pug:

Cookies?

Santa:

Those are mine.

Santa Pug:

Our cookies.

Santa:

No.

Santa Pug:

Christmas is about sharing.

Santa:

…

Santa Pug:

Checkmate.

Santa:

That’s not what checkmate means.

Santa Pug:

Cookie.

The Milk

Santa:

Cookie and milk.

Pug:

Cookie.

Santa:

No.

Pug:

Cookie.

Santa:

You have dog treats.

Pug:

Cookie.

Santa:

This partnership isn’t working.

Pug:

Cookie?

The Sleigh

Santa:

Ready?

Pug:

Yep.

Santa:

Hop in.

Pug:

Looks at sleigh.

Santa:

What?

Pug:

Where’s my seat?

Santa:

Right there.

Pug:

Heated?

Santa:

No.

Pug:

Blanket?

Santa:

No.

Pug:

I’m going home.

Santa:

Wait.

Pug Travel Requirements

SEAT: SOFT.

BLANKET: REQUIRED.

TEMPERATURE: WARM.

SNACKS: FREQUENT.

WALKING: MINIMAL.

STAIRS: NEGOTIABLE.

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: DEPENDENT ON COMFORT.

The Reindeer

Dasher:

Who’s this?

Santa:

New assistant.

Pug:

Hello.

Dancer:

Can he fly?

Santa:

No.

Prancer:

Can he pull the sleigh?

Santa:

Absolutely not.

Pug:

Excuse me?

Santa:

You’re eleven inches tall.

Pug:

Rude.

Rudolph Meets Santa Pug

Rudolph:

Nice hat.

Pug:

Nice nose.

Rudolph:

Thanks.

Pug:

Does it get warm?

Rudolph:

A little.

Pug:

Can I sit near it?

Rudolph:

Sure.

Pug:

We’re friends now.

The Elf

Elf:

Can I pet him?

Santa:

Ask him.

Elf:

Can I pet you?

Pug:

Do you have snacks?

Elf:

Yes.

Pug:

Permission granted.

The Workshop

Elf:

Where’s the pug?

Santa:

I thought he was with you.

Elf:

No.

Santa:

Check the kitchen.

Kitchen Elf:

He’s here.

Santa:

Of course he is.

Santa Pug:

I was inspecting operations.

Santa:

You were begging.

Santa Pug:

Quality control.

Pug Quality Control

TOY DEPARTMENT: INSPECTED.

WRAPPING DEPARTMENT: INSPECTED.

SLEIGH: INSPECTED.

KITCHEN: INSPECTED THREE TIMES.

COOKIE SUPPLY: CONCERNINGLY LOW.

RECOMMENDATION: MORE COOKIES.

The Chimney

Santa:

Your turn.

Pug:

For what?

Santa:

Chimney.

Pug:

No.

Santa:

You’re smaller than me.

Pug:

Still no.

Santa:

It’s part of the job.

Pug:

I didn’t read the description.

Santa:

Clearly.

Chimney Training

Santa:

Just slide down.

Pug:

Absolutely not.

Santa:

Why?

Pug:

Looks dirty.

Santa:

It’s a chimney.

Pug:

Exactly.

Santa:

You’re fired.

Pug:

Do I still get snacks?

Santa:

…

The Backup Plan

Santa:

Fine.

You stay in the sleigh.

Pug:

Perfect.

Santa:

Guard the presents.

Pug:

Done.

Santa:

Don’t eat anything.

Pug:

…

Santa:

Pug?

Pug:

Define anything.

The Christmas Tree

Pug:

Sniffs tree.

Human:

Leave it.

Pug:

Sniffs ornament.

Human:

Leave it.

Pug:

Sniffs present.

Human:

Leave it.

Pug:

Sniffs tree again.

Human:

We are going to say this all month, aren’t we?

Pug:

Probably.

Decorating the Tree

Human:

Lights.

Pug:

Interesting.

Human:

Ornaments.

Pug:

Interesting.

Human:

Garland.

Pug:

Interesting.

Human:

Santa hat?

Pug:

NO.

Human:

Treat?

Pug:

Proceed.

The Ornament

Human:

I bought a pug ornament.

Partner:

We already have four.

Human:

This one’s wearing a Santa hat.

Partner:

Of course it is.

Pug:

Why am I everywhere?

Human:

Because you’re perfect.

Pug:

Acceptable answer.

Christmas Lights

Human:

Don’t chew those.

Pug:

Wasn’t going to.

Human:

You were staring at them.

Pug:

I stare at everything.

Human:

Fair.

The Tangled Lights

Human:

These were organized.

Partner:

Apparently not.

Human:

I KNOW I wrapped them neatly.

Pug:

Sits on lights.

Human:

Please move.

Pug:

No.

Human:

You’re not helping.

Pug:

I never claimed to be.

The Tree Skirt

Human:

Where’s the pug?

Partner:

Under the tree.

Human:

Why?

Partner:

Tree skirt.

Human:

He’s using it as a blanket?

Partner:

Apparently.

Human:

Honestly…

kind of festive.

Pug Under the Tree

Friend:

Is he a present?

You:

Technically no.

Friend:

Can I have him?

You:

Absolutely not.

Pug:

Do you have snacks?

Friend:

Yes.

Pug:

I may reconsider.

You:

TRAITOR.

Christmas Movie Night

Human:

Movie?

Pug:

Fine.

Human:

Blanket?

Pug:

Yes.

Human:

Popcorn?

Pug:

YES.

Human:

Not for you.

Pug:

Then why did you mention it?

The Couch

Human:

Scoot over.

Pug:

No.

Human:

You’re tiny.

Pug:

And?

Human:

You’re taking half the couch.

Pug:

Skill.

Human:

How?

Pug:

Pug geometry.

Couch Mathematics

PUG WEIGHT: SMALL.

PUG LENGTH: SMALL.

ACTUAL SPACE REQUIRED: SMALL.

COUCH SPACE OCCUPIED: 47%.

EXPLANATION: UNKNOWN.

The Blanket

Human:

That’s my blanket.

Pug:

Incorrect.

Human:

I bought it.

Pug:

And yet…

I am lying on it.

Human:

That’s not ownership.

Pug:

Possession suggests otherwise.

The Lap

Human:

I need to get up.

Pug:

Sleeping.

Human:

Seriously.

Pug:

Sleeping harder.

Human:

I need the bathroom.

Partner:

Can’t move him.

Human:

Why?

Partner:

Dog law.

Human:

Right.

Dog Law

RULE ONE:

If dog is sleeping on you, you may not move.

RULE TWO:

If dog looks comfortable, you definitely may not move.

RULE THREE:

If dog makes tiny sleepy noise, all plans are canceled.

Human:

Who wrote these rules?

Pug:

Dogs.

The Snore

Pug:

Snore.

Human:

Cute.

Pug:

SNOOOORE.

Human:

Still cute.

Pug:

SNORT.

Human:

…

Partner:

You wanted a pug.

Human:

And I’d do it again.

The Christmas Snore

Christmas Movie:

Quiet emotional scene.

Pug:

SNOOOOOORE.

Human:

Did you hear what they said?

Partner:

No.

Pug:

SNORT.

Human:

Rewind.

The Pug Symphony

SNORE.

SNORT.

SNUFFLE.

SIGH.

MYSTERIOUS LITTLE GRUNT.

Friend:

Is he okay?

Pug Owner:

Completely.

Friend:

That’s normal?

Pug Owner:

Very.

The Doorbell

Doorbell:

Rings.

Pug:

INTRUDER.

Human:

It’s Grandma.

Pug:

INTRUDER.

Human:

You know Grandma.

Pug:

I MUST VERIFY.

Grandma:

Hello!

Pug:

GRANDMA!

Human:

Great security system.

The Delivery Driver

Doorbell:

Rings.

Pug:

EMERGENCY.

Human:

It’s a package.

Pug:

EMERGENCY PACKAGE.

Human:

Calm down.

Pug:

I HAVE PROTECTED CHRISTMAS.

Human:

You barked from the couch.

Pug:

You’re welcome.

Holiday Packages

Delivery Driver:

Drops package.

Pug:

Barks.

Package:

Remains motionless.

Pug:

Barks again.

Package:

Still motionless.

Pug:

Threat neutralized.

Human:

Excellent work.

The Mail Carrier

Pug:

BARK BARK BARK.

Human:

Every day.

Pug:

SUSPICIOUS PERSON.

Human:

They’ve been coming here for years.

Pug:

Exactly.

Long-term surveillance.

Human:

I walked into that one.

Christmas Shopping

Friend:

What are you getting your dog?

Pug Owner:

Toy.

Treats.

New bed.

Sweater.

Friend:

Anything else?

Pug Owner:

Maybe another toy.

Friend:

And what did you get your sibling?

Pug Owner:

Gift card.

Friend:

Interesting priorities.

Pug Owner:

Correct priorities.

The Pet Store

Human:

We’re just getting treats.

Pug:

Okay.

Human:

Nothing else.

Pug:

Okay.

Fifteen Minutes Later

Cart:

Treats.

Toy.

Sweater.

New bowl.

Holiday bandana.

Human:

How did this happen?

Pug:

Christmas.

The Holiday Bandana

Human:

Look!

Pug:

No.

Human:

Little snowflakes.

Pug:

No.

Human:

Treat?

Pug:

Put it on.

The Christmas Sweater

Human:

Adorable.

Pug:

Humiliated.

Human:

You look so cute.

Pug:

I look ridiculous.

Human:

Photo!

Pug:

I demand compensation.

The Pug Santa Shirt Owner

Friend:

You have a Pug Santa shirt.

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Your pug has a Christmas sweater.

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Matching holiday photo?

You:

Already planned.

Friend:

Of course it is.

Matching Christmas Photo

Human:

Smile.

Pug:

No.

Human:

Look here.

Pug:

No.

Human:

Treat.

Pug:

Looks directly at camera.

Human:

Perfect.

Friend:

He’s a professional.

Human:

He’s bribable.

The Family Photo

Photographer:

Everybody look here.

Family:

Smiles.

Pug:

Looks away.

Photographer:

Pug too.

Human:

Treat!

Pug:

Snaps toward camera.

Photographer:

Got it.

Human:

Years of training.

The Christmas Party

Friend:

Love your shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Friend:

Pug Santa.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Do you have a pug?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

I should’ve known.

You:

Is it that obvious?

Friend:

Extremely.

The Person Without a Pug

Friend:

I don’t even own a pug and I want that shirt.

You:

Pug ownership not required.

Friend:

Good.

You:

Pug appreciation sufficient.

Friend:

I qualify.

The Pug Parent

Stranger:

Pug?

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

I have two.

You:

TWO?

Stranger:

Yep.

You:

How’s your furniture?

Stranger:

Covered in pug.

You:

Understandable.

Instant Friendship:

ESTABLISHED.

The Pug Mom

Friend:

How’s your baby?

Pug Mom:

Which one?

Friend:

Your dog.

Pug Mom:

Oh.

Perfect.

Friend:

I meant your human child.

Pug Mom:

Also perfect.

Friend:

You hesitated.

Pug Mom:

I have responsibilities.

The Pug Dad

Friend:

You talk to your pug like a person.

Pug Dad:

Because he understands.

Friend:

Does he?

Pug Dad:

Want a treat?

Pug:

Appears instantly.

Pug Dad:

Case closed.

The Dog Parent

Friend:

Your dog has more Christmas presents than I do.

You:

He’s been good.

Friend:

So have I.

You:

Debatable.

Friend:

Rude.

Pug:

Snorts.

You:

He agrees.

The Veterinarian Gift

Recipient:

Pug Santa!

You:

Thought you’d like it.

Recipient:

I see so many pugs.

You:

Occupationally appropriate.

Recipient:

And they’re all characters.

You:

That’s putting it mildly.

The Dog Walker Gift

Recipient:

This is perfect.

You:

Pug Santa.

Recipient:

I walk three pugs.

You:

At once?

Recipient:

Yep.

You:

You deserve more than a shirt.

Recipient:

Correct.

The Pet Sitter

Friend:

How was the pug?

Pet Sitter:

Adorable.

Friend:

Easy?

Pet Sitter:

Define easy.

Friend:

Uh-oh.

Pet Sitter:

He stared at me for forty minutes because dinner was six minutes late.

Friend:

Sounds right.

The Pug Lover Gift

Recipient:

OH MY GOD.

You:

Good reaction?

Recipient:

PUG SANTA.

You:

I’ll take that as yes.

Recipient:

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

I’m wearing this all December.

You:

Mission accomplished.

Secret Santa

Recipient:

Opens gift.

Recipient:

Pug Santa!

You:

You said you liked dogs.

Recipient:

I LOVE pugs.

You:

Perfect.

Recipient:

This is amazing.

Secret Santa:

SUCCESSFUL.

The Stocking Stuffer Problem

Friend:

A T-shirt doesn’t fit in a stocking.

You:

Roll it.

Friend:

You planned this?

You:

Gift logistics.

Friend:

Impressive.

You:

Christmas requires strategy.

The Ugly Sweater Party

Friend:

That’s not an ugly sweater.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

It’s a Pug Santa T-shirt.

You:

Also correct.

Friend:

You’re underdressed.

You:

But significantly more comfortable.

Friend:

Fair.

The Ugly Sweater

Sweater:

Lights.

Bells.

Tinsel.

Pom-poms.

Battery pack.

Pug Santa Shirt:

Pug.

Santa hat.

Done.

You:

Sometimes simplicity wins.

Office Christmas Party

Coworker:

Is that your dog?

You:

No.

Coworker:

Looks like your dog.

You:

All pugs share a certain…

energy.

Coworker:

Wrinkly?

You:

Majestic.

The Work Meeting

Boss:

Festive shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Boss:

Pug Santa?

You:

Yep.

Boss:

Why does he look disappointed?

You:

That’s just pug face.

Boss:

Relatable.

You:

Especially in December.

Holiday Workload

EMAILS: TOO MANY.

MEETINGS: TOO MANY.

SHOPPING: INCOMPLETE.

PRESENTS: UNWRAPPED.

COOKIES: EATEN.

PUG SANTA: JUDGING SILENTLY.

Coworker:

Honestly, same.

Christmas Baking

Human:

Cookies ready.

Pug:

Cookies?

Human:

Not for you.

Pug:

Why announce them?

Human:

Because we’re baking.

Pug:

Cruel.

Human:

You have treats.

Pug:

Different department.

Baking Supervisor

Pug:

Sits in kitchen.

Human:

You’re in the way.

Pug:

Supervising.

Human:

You’re begging.

Pug:

Supervising intensely.

Human:

Move.

Pug:

No.

The Flour Incident

Human:

Careful.

Pug:

Walks under table.

Flour:

Falls.

Pug:

Now partially white.

Human:

Oh no.

Partner:

Santa beard.

Human:

PHOTO.

Pug:

Absolutely not.

Christmas Cookies

Friend:

Gingerbread?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Sugar cookies?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Pug-shaped cookie?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

Santa hat?

You:

Now you’re understanding the theme.

Pug Cookie

Human:

Look!

It’s you.

Pug:

Sniffs.

Human:

No.

Pug:

But you said it’s me.

Human:

It’s not for dogs.

Pug:

Then this is false advertising.

Christmas Dinner Cleanup

Family:

Finished.

Pug:

Begins patrol.

Human:

What are you doing?

Pug:

Searching.

Human:

For what?

Pug:

Opportunities.

Human:

There aren’t any.

Crumb:

Exists.

Pug:

TARGET ACQUIRED.

Holiday Floor Inspection

DINING ROOM: CLEAR.

KITCHEN: CLEAR.

UNDER TABLE: ONE CRUMB FOUND.

CRUMB: ELIMINATED.

PUG: SATISFIED.

HUMAN: IMPRESSED.

The Nap

Pug:

Sleeps.

Human:

Finally.

Ten Minutes Later

Pug:

Still sleeping.

Human:

So peaceful.

Partner:

Don’t move.

Human:

Why?

Partner:

You’ll wake him.

Human:

He’s not on me.

Partner:

Still.

Don’t risk it.

Christmas Afternoon

Tree:

Glowing.

Family:

Relaxing.

Movie:

Playing.

Pug:

Snoring.

Human:

This is nice.

Pug:

SNORT.

Human:

Perfect.

The Pug Dream

Pug:

Twitches.

Human:

He’s dreaming.

Partner:

About what?

Human:

Probably treats.

Pug:

Tiny bark.

Human:

Definitely treats.

Christmas Walk

Human:

Walk?

Pug:

Excited.

Door Opens.

Cold Air:

Enters.

Pug:

…

Human:

Come on.

Pug:

No.

Human:

You wanted a walk.

Pug:

I have reconsidered.

Winter Pug

Human:

Sweater?

Pug:

Fine.

Human:

Coat?

Pug:

Fine.

Human:

Booties?

Pug:

Absolutely not.

Human:

It’s cold.

Pug:

I have standards.

The Snow

Pug:

Steps into snow.

Pug:

…

Human:

Well?

Pug:

Why is the ground broken?

Human:

It’s snow.

Pug:

Fix it.

Human:

I can’t.

Pug:

We’re going home.

Snow Day

Outside:

Snowing.

Human:

Beautiful!

Pug:

Couch.

Human:

Want to play?

Pug:

Couch.

Human:

Snowball?

Pug:

Couch.

Human:

Fine.

Pug:

Excellent.

Pug Winter Philosophy

OUTSIDE: COLD.

INSIDE: WARM.

OUTSIDE: WET.

INSIDE: BLANKET.

OUTSIDE: EXERCISE.

INSIDE: SNACKS.

DECISION: OBVIOUS.

Christmas Eve

Human:

Santa’s coming tonight.

Pug:

Santa?

Human:

Yep.

Pug:

Does he bring treats?

Human:

Maybe.

Pug:

I will wait.

Human:

You need to sleep.

Pug:

I WILL WAIT.

Ten Minutes Later

Pug:

Asleep.

Human:

Thought so.

Santa Arrives

Santa:

Quietly enters.

Pug:

Opens one eye.

Santa:

Uh-oh.

Pug:

…

Santa:

Good dog.

Pug:

…

Santa:

Offers dog treat.

Pug:

Accepts.

Santa:

We understand each other.

Pug:

Proceed.

Security Cleared

INTRUDER: DETECTED.

RED SUIT: SUSPICIOUS.

WHITE BEARD: SUSPICIOUS.

BAG: EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS.

TREAT OFFERED: YES.

THREAT LEVEL: IMMEDIATELY REDUCED.

SANTA: CLEARED FOR ENTRY.

Christmas Morning

Human:

Look what Santa brought!

Pug:

Treats?

Human:

Toy!

Pug:

Treats?

Human:

And treats.

Pug:

CHRISTMAS IS MAGICAL.

The Pug Santa Unisex T-Shirt

A ridiculously cute Christmas gift for:

Pug moms.

Pug dads.

Pug owners.

Pug lovers.

Dog moms.

Dog dads.

Dog owners.

Dog lovers.

Pet parents.

Pet lovers.

Pug enthusiasts.

Pug fanatics.

People who stop to pet every pug.

People who follow pug accounts online.

People who send pug videos to friends.

People whose camera roll is mostly their dog.

People whose Christmas cards feature their dog.

People whose dog has a stocking.

People whose dog has a personalized stocking.

People whose dog gets Christmas presents.

People whose dog gets MORE Christmas presents than certain relatives.

People whose dog owns holiday outfits.

People whose dog tolerates those outfits because treats are involved.

People who have attempted the Santa-hat Christmas photo.

People who know the hat stays on for approximately four seconds.

People who can identify seventeen different pug snorts.

People who insist their pug’s grumpy face means he’s happy.

People who talk to their dog like a human.

People who answer on behalf of the dog.

People who have full conversations with the dog.

People who know exactly what the dog would say.

People whose pug supervises cooking.

People whose pug supervises eating.

People whose pug supervises opening the refrigerator.

People whose pug can hear a snack wrapper from another dimension.

People whose pug appears whenever food touches the floor.

People whose pug believes “five-second rule” means:

FIVE SECONDS TOO SLOW, HUMAN.

People whose dog takes up an impossible amount of couch.

People who can’t move because the dog is sleeping.

People who follow dog law.

People whose pug snores through movies.

People who rewind the movie because the pug snored over the dialogue.

People who love squishy faces.

People who love curly tails.

People who think wrinkles make everything cuter.

People who buy dog ornaments.

People who buy pug Christmas decorations.

People who have more photos of the dog than the rest of the family combined.

People who celebrate Christmas with four-legged family members.

Veterinarians.

Vet techs.

Dog walkers.

Pet sitters.

Groomers.

Animal lovers.

Secret Santa shoppers.

Holiday gift shoppers.

Christmas-party attendees.

Ugly-sweater-party rebels.

People looking for funny dog Christmas shirts.

People looking for cute pug Christmas gifts.

People who want something festive without wearing blinking lights.

People who believe every holiday could be improved by adding a pug.

And anyone who understands the true meaning of Christmas:

FAMILY.

JOY.

GENEROSITY.

AND MAKING YOUR DOG WEAR A SANTA HAT FOR ONE PHOTO.

Pug Santa Christmas Status Report

CHRISTMAS: APPROACHING.

SANTA: PREPARING.

ELVES: WORKING.

REINDEER: READY.

PUG: SOMEHOW INVOLVED.

PUG QUALIFICATIONS: STILL QUESTIONABLE.

SANTA HAT: ON.

HAT STRAIGHTNESS: TEMPORARY.

PHOTO ATTEMPT: 1.

PUG: LOOKED AWAY.

PHOTO ATTEMPT: 2.

PUG: CLOSED EYES.

PHOTO ATTEMPT: 3.

PUG: LEFT.

TREAT: INTRODUCED.

PHOTO ATTEMPT: 4.

PERFECT PHOTO: ACHIEVED.

PUG COMPENSATION: PAID IN TREATS.

CHRISTMAS TREE: DECORATED.

PUG: UNDER TREE.

TREE SKIRT: NOW PUG BLANKET.

PRESENTS: WRAPPED.

PUG PRESENTS: EXCESSIVE.

HUMAN PRESENTS: ACCEPTABLE.

STOCKING: HUNG.

PUG STOCKING: FULL.

CHRISTMAS COOKIES: BAKED.

PUG: INTERESTED.

PUG COOKIES: SEPARATE.

PUG: DISAPPOINTED.

DINNER: SERVED.

BEGGING: ACTIVE.

SAD EYES: DEPLOYED.

HUMAN RESISTANCE: WEAKENING.

DOG TREAT: DEPLOYED.

PUG: VICTORIOUS.

CHRISTMAS MOVIE: PLAYING.

PUG: SNORING.

VOLUME: INCREASING.

DIALOGUE: INAUDIBLE.

FAMILY: UNBOTHERED.

DOORBELL: RINGS.

PUG SECURITY SYSTEM: ACTIVATED.

THREAT: GRANDMA.

THREAT LEVEL: ZERO.

GRANDMA: PROVIDING ATTENTION.

PUG: DELIGHTED.

SANTA: EXPECTED.

SANTA ARRIVAL: APPROVED IF TREATS PROVIDED.

GOOD BOY STATUS: CONFIRMED.

CURLY TAIL: OPERATIONAL.

SQUISHY FACE: MAXIMUM.

HOLIDAY CHEER: PUG-TASTIC.

CURRENT STATUS: HO HO HILARIOUS.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	21.97	23.98	25.98	27.99	30.04	31.97
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.24	7.76	8.23	8.74	9.25	9.76	10.24	10.75