Rebel Skull – Unisex T-Shirt – Space Princess – Jolly Roger Punk Skull

PRINCESS: PRESENT.

CROWN: OPTIONAL.

SKULL: PRESENT.

CROSSBONES: READY.

SIGNATURE SIDE BUNS: PERFECT.

PIRATE FLAG: RAISED.

AUTHORITY: QUESTIONED.

RULES: SUGGESTIONS.

ATTITUDE: ROYAL.

REBELLION: ACTIVE.

SURRENDER: NOT ON THE SCHEDULE.

REBEL SKULL.

Some princesses wait in towers.

Some attend royal balls.

Some wave politely from balconies.

Some worry about crowns, gowns, etiquette, and which fork they’re supposed to use at dinner.

And then there’s this one.

She became a skull.

Added crossbones.

Raised the pirate flag.

And apparently declared war on boring T-shirts.

The Rebel Skull Unisex T-Shirt takes classic royal imagery, throws it into deep space, runs it through a punk-rock pirate crew, and returns with something considerably less interested in proper etiquette.

At the center is a striking skull sporting unmistakable symmetrical side buns, backed by crossed bones in the unmistakable tradition of the classic Jolly Roger.

It’s part princess.

Part pirate.

Part punk.

Part cosmic rebel.

And approximately zero percent damsel in distress.

Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed unisex fit, this is the kind of shirt you throw on when your wardrobe needs more skulls, more attitude, and considerably less obedience.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Princess Meets Jolly Roger – Royal style collides with classic skull-and-crossbones pirate imagery.
• Signature Side-Bun Skull – Because apparently even the undead can maintain an iconic hairstyle.
• Punk-Rock Rebel Energy – Bold, defiant, irreverent, and definitely not interested in following somebody else’s dress code.
• Soft, Breathable Comfort – A relaxed unisex fit made for everyday adventures, concerts, conventions, movie nights, or overthrowing unnecessarily dramatic space tyrants.
• Perfect for Skull Lovers – A fun alternative to the usual skull graphic with a clever cosmic-princess twist.
• Instant Conversation Starter – People will recognize the attitude even if they can’t quite place why that skull has such magnificent hair.
• Great Alternative Sci-Fi Gift – Perfect for sci-fi fans, skull collectors, punk rockers, pirate enthusiasts, rebellious women, and anyone who has ever responded poorly to being told what to do.

The Royal Portrait

Artist:

Please sit still, Your Highness.

Princess:

Fine.

Artist:

Chin slightly higher.

Princess:

Like this?

Artist:

Perfect.

Princess:

How long will this take?

Artist:

Several hours.

Princess:

Absolutely not.

Artist:

But this is your official royal portrait.

Princess:

Put a skull on it.

Artist:

Excuse me?

Princess:

And crossbones.

Artist:

Your Highness—

Princess:

Make the hair look good.

Portrait Status

ROYAL DIGNITY: QUESTIONABLE.

GRAPHIC DESIGN: IMPROVING RAPIDLY.

The Hairstyle

Person:

Is that a skull?

You:

Yes.

Person:

With side buns?

You:

Yes.

Person:

How does a skull have hair?

You:

Commitment.

Hairstyle Status

BIOLOGICAL EXPLANATION: UNAVAILABLE.

STYLE: UNDEFEATED.

The Hairdresser

Stylist:

What are we doing today?

Princess Skull:

…

Stylist:

Trim?

Princess Skull:

…

Stylist:

Layers?

Princess Skull:

…

Stylist:

Something modern?

Princess Skull:

…

Stylist looks at perfectly symmetrical side buns.

Stylist:

Never mind.

Don’t touch perfection.

Hair Status

LEFT BUN: PERFECT.

RIGHT BUN: PERFECT.

SKIN: ABSENT.

HAIR: SOMEHOW STILL EXCELLENT.

The Archaeologist

Archaeologist:

We’ve discovered a skull.

Assistant:

Ancient?

Archaeologist:

Possibly.

Assistant:

Anything unusual?

Archaeologist:

Side buns.

Assistant:

Excuse me?

Archaeologist:

And crossbones.

Assistant:

Pirate?

Archaeologist:

Princess?

Assistant:

Which?

Archaeologist:

Yes.

Archaeological Status

DISCOVERY: CONFUSING.

ATTITUDE: PRESERVED BEAUTIFULLY.

The Museum

Curator:

And here we have a rare example of rebellious royal iconography.

Visitor:

What’s with the crossbones?

Curator:

Pirate symbolism.

Visitor:

And the hair?

Curator:

Royal symbolism.

Visitor:

So she’s a pirate princess?

Curator:

Essentially.

Visitor:

Cool.

Curator:

That is not the scholarly terminology.

Visitor:

Still cool.

Museum Status

HISTORICAL ACCURACY: DEBATABLE.

COOLNESS: DIFFICULT TO DISPUTE.

The Pirate Captain

Captain:

Who designed our new flag?

Crew Member:

The princess.

Captain:

The princess?

Crew Member:

Yep.

Captain unfolds flag.

Captain:

…

Crew Member:

Thoughts?

Captain:

Skull.

Crossbones.

Side buns.

Crew Member:

Yep.

Captain:

Raise it.

Pirate Status

FLAG: APPROVED.

The Jolly Roger

Traditional Pirate:

Skull and crossbones.

Rebel Princess:

Good start.

Traditional Pirate:

Good start?

Rebel Princess:

Needs something.

Traditional Pirate:

Like what?

Rebel Princess:

Hair.

Traditional Pirate:

Skulls don’t have—

Rebel Princess:

Buns.

Traditional Pirate:

But—

Rebel Princess:

Two.

Traditional Pirate:

…

Rebel Princess:

Symmetrical.

Design Status

CLASSIC PIRATE SYMBOL: UPGRADED.

The Pirate Ship

Lookout:

Ship approaching!

Captain:

Friendly?

Lookout:

Unknown.

Captain:

What flag?

Lookout squints.

Lookout:

Skull and crossbones.

Captain:

Pirates.

Lookout:

Wait.

Captain:

What?

Lookout:

The skull has buns.

Captain:

Oh.

Lookout:

What does that mean?

Captain:

We’re probably in trouble.

Maritime Status

UNKNOWN VESSEL: APPROACHING.

HAIRSTYLE: OMINOUSLY RECOGNIZABLE.

The Pirate Crew

Captain:

All right, crew.

Any questions?

Pirate:

Who’s in charge?

Captain points toward princess.

Pirate:

Her?

Captain:

Yes.

Pirate:

She’s royalty.

Captain:

Yes.

Pirate:

And a rebel?

Captain:

Yes.

Pirate:

And we’re pirates?

Captain:

Yes.

Pirate:

This organizational structure is confusing.

Captain:

Welcome aboard.

Management Status

CHAIN OF COMMAND: COMPLICATED.

RESULTS: EFFECTIVE.

The Treasure Map

Pirate:

X marks the spot.

Princess:

Too obvious.

Pirate:

That’s how treasure maps work.

Princess:

Change it.

Pirate:

To what?

Princess:

Skull with buns.

Pirate:

That’s extremely specific.

Princess:

Exactly.

Treasure Status

LOCATION: CLASSIFIED.

HAIRSTYLE: NAVIGATIONAL.

The Treasure Chest

Pirate:

Gold!

Crew:

YEAH!

Pirate:

Jewels!

Crew:

YEAH!

Pirate:

Ancient artifacts!

Crew:

YEAH!

Princess:

Who’s carrying it?

Crew:

…

Pirate Status

TREASURE: DISCOVERED.

VOLUNTEERS: ZERO.

The Royal Court

Advisor:

Your Highness, there are procedures.

Princess:

Why?

Advisor:

Tradition.

Princess:

Who wrote them?

Advisor:

I’m not sure.

Princess:

Then we’re changing them.

Advisor:

We can’t simply—

Princess:

Already did.

Royal Status

PROCEDURE: IGNORED.

EFFICIENCY: IMPROVED.

The Crown

Advisor:

Your crown, Your Highness.

Princess:

No.

Advisor:

But you’re royalty.

Princess:

Skull.

Advisor:

Yes.

Princess:

Crossbones.

Advisor:

Yes.

Princess:

Pirate flag.

Advisor:

Yes.

Princess:

I think the branding is clear.

Branding Status

CROWN: DECLINED.

SKULL: SUFFICIENT.

The Throne

Advisor:

Please take your throne.

Princess:

Why?

Advisor:

You’re royalty.

Princess:

Is it comfortable?

Advisor:

That’s not really the point.

Princess:

Then get me a chair.

Throne Status

CEREMONY: CANCELLED.

COMFORT: PRIORITIZED.

Royal Etiquette

Instructor:

Lesson one:

Proper posture.

Princess:

No.

Instructor:

Lesson two:

Formal greetings.

Princess:

No.

Instructor:

Lesson three:

Diplomatic etiquette.

Princess:

Maybe.

Instructor:

Progress!

Princess:

I said maybe.

Etiquette Status

COMPLIANCE: 3%.

The Tea Party

Host:

Tea?

Princess:

Sure.

Host:

Sugar?

Princess:

Two.

Host:

Milk?

Princess:

No.

Host:

Tiny sandwich?

Princess:

Yes.

Host:

Royal etiquette?

Princess:

Absolutely not.

Tea Status

BEVERAGE: CIVILIZED.

ATTITUDE: NOT.

The Formal Dinner

Advisor:

Use the outside fork first.

Princess:

Why?

Advisor:

Etiquette.

Princess:

They all work.

Advisor:

Technically—

Princess picks up random fork.

Advisor:

Your Highness.

Princess:

Food successfully acquired.

Dinner Status

FORK: WRONG.

MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED.

The Dress Code

Guard:

Formal attire required.

Princess Skull:

…

Guard:

No skull graphics.

Princess Skull:

…

Guard:

No pirate symbols.

Princess Skull:

…

Guard:

And absolutely no rebellious slogans.

Princess Skull:

…

Guard:

You’re not changing, are you?

Dress Code Status

COMPLIANCE: DENIED.

The Rule Book

Advisor:

You need to read this.

Princess:

What is it?

Advisor:

Rules.

Princess:

How many?

Advisor:

Four hundred pages.

Princess:

Do we have a shredder?

Advisor:

Why?

Princess:

Unrelated.

Administrative Status

RULE BOOK: ENDANGERED.

The Rebel

Authority:

You can’t do that.

Rebel:

Interesting.

Authority:

It’s prohibited.

Rebel:

Interesting.

Authority:

There are consequences.

Rebel:

Interesting.

Authority:

Are you listening?

Rebel:

Not especially.

Compliance Status

WARNING: RECEIVED.

WARNING: IGNORED.

The Rebellion Meeting

Leader:

We need volunteers.

Princess:

I’m in.

Leader:

I haven’t explained the mission.

Princess:

You said rebellion.

Leader:

Yes.

Princess:

I’m in.

Recruitment Status

MOTIVATION: SUFFICIENT.

The Strategy Meeting

Strategist:

We need a careful plan.

Princess:

Agreed.

Strategist:

Quiet infiltration.

Princess:

Sure.

Strategist:

Minimal attention.

Princess:

Absolutely.

Strategist:

No dramatic entrances.

Princess:

…

Strategist:

Why are you smiling?

Strategy Status

STEALTH: PLANNED.

DRAMATIC ENTRANCE: PROBABLE.

The Space Pirate

Captain:

Coordinates?

Navigator:

Locked.

Captain:

Engines?

Engineer:

Ready.

Captain:

Weapons?

Crew:

Ready.

Captain:

Coffee?

Crew:

…

Captain:

WHO FORGOT THE COFFEE?

Mission Status

SPACECRAFT: READY.

CREW: NOT READY.

The Space Station

Guard:

Identification.

Princess:

No.

Guard:

Excuse me?

Princess:

You heard me.

Guard:

You can’t enter without identification.

Princess:

Watch me.

Security Status

PROTOCOL: EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTIES.

The Checkpoint

Guard:

State your business.

Princess:

Rebellion.

Guard:

You can’t say that.

Princess:

Why?

Guard:

Because we’re the authorities.

Princess:

Exactly.

Checkpoint Status

SUBTLETY: ZERO.

The Villain

Villain:

You cannot win.

Princess:

Okay.

Villain:

Did you hear me?

Princess:

Yep.

Villain:

You seem remarkably unconcerned.

Princess:

I’ve heard better speeches.

Villain Status

INTIMIDATION: ATTEMPTED.

RESULT: DISAPPOINTING.

The Evil Speech

Villain:

Soon the entire galaxy will—

Princess:

How long is this?

Villain:

Excuse me?

Princess:

The speech.

Villain:

I have seventeen more minutes.

Princess:

Absolutely not.

Monologue Status

VILLAIN: OFFENDED.

AUDIENCE: RELIEVED.

The Dramatic Entrance

Doors open.

Smoke everywhere.

Princess enters.

Person:

Was the smoke necessary?

Princess:

No.

Person:

Then why?

Princess:

Atmosphere.

Entrance Status

SUBTLETY: ABANDONED.

PRESENTATION: EXCELLENT.

The Skull

Person:

Why a skull?

Princess:

Looks cool.

Person:

Any deeper symbolism?

Princess:

Probably.

Person:

Like mortality?

Princess:

Sure.

Person:

Defiance?

Princess:

Sounds good.

Person:

Resistance against authority?

Princess:

Excellent.

Person:

You didn’t plan any of that, did you?

Princess:

Nope.

Symbolism Status

MEANING: DEEP-ISH.

PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: LOOK COOL.

The Crossbones

Person:

Crossbones?

Princess:

Pirate.

Person:

But you’re in space.

Princess:

Space pirate.

Person:

Is that a thing?

Princess:

It is now.

Classification Status

ROYALTY: YES.

PIRATE: YES.

REBEL: YES.

JOB TITLE: GETTING LONG.

The Punk Show

Friend:

You wearing the skull shirt?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Concert?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Princess skull?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Crossbones?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Perfect.

Concert Status

VOLUME: HIGH.

ATTITUDE: HIGHER.

The Mosh Pit

Friend:

You going in?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

You’re wearing the rebel skull.

You:

Good point.

Pit Status

COMMON SENSE: TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED.

The Punk Band

Singer:

We need a logo.

Guitarist:

Skull.

Drummer:

Too obvious.

Bassist:

Crossbones.

Drummer:

Still obvious.

Singer:

Princess skull with giant side buns.

Everyone:

…

Drummer:

Print the shirts.

Band Status

MERCH: SORTED.

The Tattoo Shop

Artist:

What are you thinking?

Customer:

Skull.

Artist:

Classic.

Customer:

Crossbones.

Artist:

Pirate.

Customer:

Side buns.

Artist:

…

Customer:

What?

Artist:

Nothing.

I’m intrigued.

Tattoo Status

CONCEPT: ESCALATING BEAUTIFULLY.

The Goth

Goth:

Skull.

You:

Yep.

Goth:

Crossbones.

You:

Yep.

Goth:

Princess hair.

You:

Yep.

Goth:

Acceptable.

Goth Approval Status

DARKNESS: SUFFICIENT.

The Pirate Fan

Pirate Fan:

Jolly Roger.

You:

With a twist.

Pirate Fan:

I see that.

You:

Thoughts?

Pirate Fan:

Needs a ship.

You:

Everything needs a ship according to you.

Pirate Fan:

Correct.

Pirate Status

APPROVAL: GRANTED.

The Skull Collector

Friend:

Another skull shirt?

You:

This one’s different.

Friend:

How?

You:

Princess.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Pirate.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Space.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Rebellion.

Friend:

That’s four shirts.

You:

Not anymore.

Collection Status

SKULLS: MANY.

THIS SKULL: DIFFERENT ENOUGH.

The Sci-Fi Fan

Friend:

Space princess?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Pirate skull?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Punk attitude?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

That’s a lot happening.

You:

Efficient design.

Nerd Status

GENRES: MERGED.

The Non-Nerd

Person:

Cool skull.

You:

Thanks.

Person:

Why the buns?

You:

Princess.

Person:

Why the crossbones?

You:

Pirate.

Person:

Why princess pirate skull?

You:

Why not?

Person:

Fair.

Explanation Status

LORE REQUIRED: ZERO.

The Office

Coworker:

Interesting shirt.

You:

Thank you.

Coworker:

Is that appropriate for the quarterly review?

You:

Probably not.

Coworker:

Then why wear it?

You:

Rebel skull.

Coworker:

Right.

Should’ve known.

Corporate Status

DRESS CODE: TESTED.

Casual Friday

Manager:

Remember, casual Friday still has guidelines.

You:

Of course.

Manager sees shirt.

Manager:

…

You:

What?

Manager:

Nothing.

Friday Status

CASUAL: YES.

TOO CASUAL: UNDER REVIEW.

The Meeting

Manager:

We need everyone aligned.

You:

Okay.

Manager:

No pushback.

You:

Okay.

Manager looks at Rebel Skull shirt.

Manager:

Why do I suddenly not believe you?

Alignment Status

TEAM: ALIGNED-ISH.

The Email

Subject:

MANDATORY MEETING

You:

Hmm.

Shirt:

REBEL SKULL

You:

Compelling counterargument.

Calendar Status

MEETING: MANDATORY.

ENTHUSIASM: OPTIONAL.

The Coffee Shop

Barista:

Cool shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Barista:

Pirate princess skull?

You:

Exactly.

Barista:

Nice.

You:

Finally.

Someone gets it.

Recognition Status

EXPLANATION REQUIRED: ZERO.

The Grocery Store

Cashier:

Cool shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Cashier:

Is that a skull with buns?

You:

Yep.

Cashier:

And crossbones?

You:

Yep.

Cashier:

Awesome.

Checkout Status

GROCERIES: PURCHASED.

REBELLION: COMPLIMENTED.

The Airport

Security:

Anything unusual in your bag?

You:

No.

Security looks at shirt.

Security:

Pirate?

You:

Fashion pirate.

Security:

Space pirate?

You:

Potentially.

Security:

Princess pirate?

You:

Now you’re getting it.

Travel Status

DESTINATION: UNKNOWN.

AESTHETIC: VERY CLEAR.

The Convention

Attendee:

Love your shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Attendee:

That skull design is brilliant.

You:

Thanks.

Attendee:

The hair makes it.

You:

Absolutely.

Convention Status

NERD RECOGNITION: HIGH.

The Costume Party

Friend:

What are you supposed to be?

You:

Rebel pirate space princess skull.

Friend:

That’s very specific.

You:

And yet you understood every word.

Costume Status

EXPLANATION: COMPLETE.

Halloween

Trick-or-Treater:

Cool skull!

You:

Thanks.

Trick-or-Treater:

Is she a pirate?

You:

Sort of.

Trick-or-Treater:

Princess?

You:

Sort of.

Trick-or-Treater:

Space princess pirate?

You:

You have a bright future.

Halloween Status

KID: GETS IT.

The Gift

Recipient:

A shirt!

You:

Look at the graphic.

Recipient:

Skull.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Crossbones.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Side buns.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

This is ridiculously me.

You:

That’s why I bought it.

Gift Status

ACCURACY: EXTREME.

The Punk Friend Gift

Friend:

You got me a princess shirt?

You:

Look closer.

Friend:

…

You:

Well?

Friend:

That’s a skull.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

With crossbones.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Okay.

You understand me.

Gift Status

INITIAL SUSPICION: RESOLVED.

The Skull Lover Gift

Recipient:

Another skull?

You:

Different skull.

Recipient:

You always say that.

You:

This one has buns.

Recipient:

…

You:

Checkmate.

Skull Status

ARGUMENT: WON.

The Rebel Friend

Friend:

Why did you get me this?

You:

Because whenever somebody says, “You can’t do that,” you hear it as a challenge.

Friend:

That’s not true.

You:

You literally climbed a fence yesterday because a sign said not to.

Friend:

That fence was arrogant.

Personality Status

REBELLION: CHRONIC.

The Independent Spirit

Person:

You always have to do things differently?

You:

No.

Person:

Really?

You:

Sometimes everyone else happens to be doing it wrong.

Confidence Status

MODESTY: TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE.

The Rule Follower

Friend:

Rules exist for a reason.

You:

Sometimes.

Friend:

You can’t just ignore them.

You:

Agreed.

Friend:

Really?

You:

I ignore them selectively.

Friend:

That’s worse.

Compliance Status

SELECTIVE.

The Rebel Skull Philosophy

Not every rebel needs a speech.

Not every princess needs a crown.

Not every pirate needs a ship.

Not every skull needs to look terrifying.

Sometimes all you need is:

One skull.

Two crossbones.

Two absolutely magnificent side buns.

And enough attitude to make the entire universe reconsider telling you what to do.

Rebel Skull Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

Skull lovers.

Pirate fans.

Jolly Roger collectors.

Sci-fi fans.

Space fantasy fans.

Punk rockers.

Goths.

Alternative fashion fans.

Rebellious personalities.

Independent thinkers.

Princesses with attitude.

People who don’t need rescuing.

People who would rather rescue themselves.

People who question authority.

People who question unnecessary rules.

People who follow good rules.

People who enthusiastically ignore stupid rules.

People who like their princesses tougher.

People who like their skulls stranger.

People who like their pirates cosmic.

People who think everything improves with crossbones.

People who believe a skull can still have fantastic hair.

People who appreciate dark humor.

People who appreciate edgy artwork.

People who appreciate clever mashups.

People who wear skull shirts year-round.

People who wear black even when it’s 95 degrees outside.

People whose wardrobe consists primarily of black.

People whose wardrobe is slowly becoming entirely skulls.

People who see no problem with that.

People who love punk aesthetics.

People who love pirate aesthetics.

People who love sci-fi aesthetics.

People who couldn’t choose between them.

People who no longer have to.

Concertgoers.

Convention attendees.

Gamers.

Nerds.

Geeks.

Movie-night regulars.

Pirate enthusiasts.

Skull collectors.

Alternative-style fans.

Rebels.

Troublemakers.

Rule-questioners.

System-pokers.

People who have been called difficult.

People who prefer “independently minded.”

People who have been called stubborn.

People who prefer “strategically persistent.”

People who have been called rebellious.

People who say:

Correct.

And anyone who understands that royalty doesn’t have to mean delicate.

Princess doesn’t have to mean helpless.

Pirate doesn’t have to mean ocean.

Rebel doesn’t have to mean reckless.

And skull-and-crossbones absolutely doesn’t mean you can’t have spectacular hair.

Raise the flag.

Cross the bones.

Perfect the buns.

Question the rules.

Ignore the boring ones.

And wear your rebellion proudly.

REBEL SKULL.

Rebel Skull Final Rebellion Status Report

SUBJECT: PRINCESS.

CONDITION: SKELETAL.

SKULL: PRESENT.

CROSSBONES: PRESENT.

SIDE BUN ONE: PERFECT.

SIDE BUN TWO: ALSO PERFECT.

HAIRSTYLE SYMMETRY: EXCELLENT.

BIOLOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR HAIR: UNAVAILABLE.

QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT: DISCOURAGED.

CROWN: OPTIONAL.

THRONE: UNNECESSARY.

ROYAL ETIQUETTE: DECLINED.

FORMAL DINNER: ATTENDED RELUCTANTLY.

CORRECT FORK: UNKNOWN.

TEA: ACCEPTED.

RULE BOOK: UNREAD.

RULE BOOK CONDITION: ENDANGERED.

AUTHORITY: QUESTIONED.

UNNECESSARY AUTHORITY: QUESTIONED LOUDER.

PIRATE FLAG: RAISED.

JOLLY ROGER ENERGY: MAXIMUM.

SHIP: OPTIONAL.

SPACECRAFT: PREFERRED.

TREASURE: POSSIBLE.

TREASURE MAP: CONFUSING.

PUNK ENERGY: HIGH.

GOTH APPROVAL: RECEIVED.

PIRATE APPROVAL: RECEIVED.

SKULL COLLECTOR APPROVAL: RECEIVED.

SCI-FI NERD APPROVAL: PENDING BUT LIKELY.

PRINCESS ENERGY: PRESENT.

DAMSEL ENERGY: ABSENT.

REBELLION: ACTIVE.

SURRENDER: DECLINED.

COMPLIANCE: SELECTIVE.

ATTITUDE: ROYAL.

DARKNESS: SUFFICIENT.

STYLE: DEFIANT.

RULES: REVIEWED INDIVIDUALLY.

BORING RULES: SUSPICIOUS.

VILLAIN SPEECH: TOO LONG.

VILLAIN INTIMIDATION: UNSUCCESSFUL.

DRAMATIC ENTRANCE: SUCCESSFUL.

SMOKE MACHINE: PROBABLY EXCESSIVE.

SUBTLETY: NEVER THE OBJECTIVE.

GALAXY: LARGE.

AUTHORITY FIGURES: NUMEROUS.

REBELS: REQUIRED.

PIRATES: WELCOME.

SKULLS: ENCOURAGED.

CROSSBONES: READY.

BUNS: IMMACULATE.

FLAG: RAISED.

MISSION: ACTIVE.

CURRENT STATUS: PRINCESS POWER WITH A DARK TWIST.

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.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	21.97	23.98	25.98	27.99	30.04	31.97
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.24	7.76	8.23	8.74	9.25	9.76	10.24	10.75