SS Georgie – Unisex T-Shirt – IT Paper Boat – Horror Movie

WEATHER: RAINING.

STREET: FLOODED.

BOAT: PAPER.

NAME: SS GEORGIE.

CAPTAIN: GEORGIE DENBROUGH.

CURRENT COURSE: DOWNHILL.

DESTINATION: STORM DRAIN.

STORM DRAIN: OCCUPIED.

OCCUPANT: PENNYWISE.

RED BALLOON: SUSPICIOUSLY NEARBY.

HORROR FAN: ALREADY YELLING AT THE SCREEN.

Sometimes the simplest horror references are the best.

No giant monster.

No elaborate artwork.

No blood-soaked scene.

Just a little paper sailboat…

with SS Georgie written across it in a child’s handwriting.

If you know, you know.

And if you know…

you probably don’t want that boat anywhere near a storm drain.

The SS Georgie Unisex T-Shirt pays tribute to one of the most recognizable objects from Stephen King’s IT: Georgie Denbrough’s handmade paper boat, the innocent little vessel whose rainy-day voyage leads directly toward one of horror’s most infamous encounters.

The design keeps things beautifully understated with a hand-drawn paper sailboat labeled “SS Georgie”, creating the kind of subtle horror shirt that can fly completely under the radar.

To everyone else:

“Cute little paper boat.”

To an IT fan:

OH NO.

That’s the beauty of it.

It’s creepy without screaming.

Minimal without being meaningless.

And instantly recognizable to the people who understand why paper boats, red balloons, yellow raincoats, and storm drains should never appear together.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Subtle SS Georgie Design – A simple paper boat is all true IT fans need to recognize the reference.
• Handwritten Horror Detail – The childlike “SS Georgie” lettering gives the artwork an innocent look with a deeply unsettling backstory.
• Perfect Stephen King Horror Reference – A clever nod to Georgie Denbrough, Pennywise, Derry, and one very unfortunate rainy afternoon.
• Minimalist Horror Style – No giant character portrait required; the paper boat does all the work.
• Comfortable Everyday Horror – Easy casual style with just enough dread hiding beneath the surface.
• Instant Fan Recognition – Non-fans see a boat. Horror fans see a warning.
• Great Gift for IT Fans – Perfect for Stephen King readers, horror-movie lovers, creepy-clown fans, and collectors of subtle horror references.

Rainy Afternoon

Georgie:

Boat ready?

Bill:

Boat ready.

Georgie:

Will it float?

Bill:

Should.

Georgie:

Excellent.

Horror Audience:

NO.

Georgie:

What?

Horror Audience:

NOTHING.

STAY INSIDE.

Georgie:

But it’s raining.

Horror Audience:

EXACTLY.

WATCH TELEVISION.

READ A BOOK.

BUILD ANOTHER BOAT.

JUST DON’T GO OUTSIDE.

Georgie:

Runs outside.

Horror Audience:

And here we go.

SS Georgie Launch Status

VESSEL: PAPER.

CONSTRUCTION: HOMEMADE.

CAPTAIN: GEORGIE.

WEATHER: TERRIBLE.

ADVENTURE: BEGINNING.

AUDIENCE CONFIDENCE: ZERO.

The Boat

SS Georgie:

Floats peacefully.

Horror Fan:

Turn around.

SS Georgie:

Continues downstream.

Horror Fan:

Wrong direction.

SS Georgie:

Speeds up.

Horror Fan:

STOP.

SS Georgie:

Approaches storm drain.

Horror Fan:

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

SS Georgie:

Disappears.

Horror Fan:

There goes the neighborhood.

Maritime Status

BOAT: AFLOAT.

CURRENT: STRONG.

NAVIGATION SYSTEM: NONE.

RUDDER: NONE.

CAPTAIN: RUNNING ALONGSIDE.

DESTINATION: INCREASINGLY TERRIBLE.

Horror Fan:

Somebody call the Coast Guard.

Friend:

For a paper boat?

Horror Fan:

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

The Storm Drain

Normal Person:

Storm drain.

Horror Fan:

No.

Normal Person:

What?

Horror Fan:

Keep walking.

Normal Person:

I dropped something.

Horror Fan:

It’s gone.

Normal Person:

I can reach it.

Horror Fan:

IT’S GONE.

Normal Person:

It’s right there.

Horror Fan:

BUY ANOTHER ONE.

Normal Person:

Why are you freaking out?

Horror Fan:

I HAVE SEEN THINGS.

Storm Drain Status

RAINWATER: FLOWING.

VISIBILITY: POOR.

OBJECT INSIDE: POSSIBLY RETRIEVABLE.

HORROR FAN RECOMMENDATION: ABANDON FOREVER.

Normal Person:

It was my phone.

Horror Fan:

Congratulations on your new phone.

The Sewer

Friend:

Shortcut?

Horror Fan:

Where?

Friend:

Through there.

Horror Fan:

That’s a sewer.

Friend:

So?

Horror Fan:

So we’re not going.

Friend:

It’s faster.

Horror Fan:

I would rather walk fourteen miles.

Friend:

Seriously?

Horror Fan:

I’ll carry you.

Friend:

Why?

Horror Fan:

PENNYWISE.

Friend:

He’s fictional.

Horror Fan:

And yet we’re taking the long route.

Navigation Status

SHORT ROUTE: SEWER.

LONG ROUTE: 47 MINUTES.

HORROR FAN SELECTION: 47 MINUTES.

REGRETS: ZERO.

The Red Balloon

Friend:

Look!

A balloon.

Horror Fan:

No.

Friend:

It’s just floating there.

Horror Fan:

No.

Friend:

Nobody’s holding it.

Horror Fan:

THAT MAKES IT WORSE.

Friend:

It’s probably tied to something.

Horror Fan:

Keep walking.

Friend:

Red is my favorite color.

Horror Fan:

NOT TODAY IT ISN’T.

Balloon Status

COLOR: RED.

OWNER: UNKNOWN.

LOCATION: SUSPICIOUS.

STRING: DANGLING.

HORROR FAN: ALREADY GONE.

Friend:

Wait for me!

Horror Fan:

RUN FASTER.

The Clown

Friend:

I like clowns.

Horror Fan:

Interesting.

Friend:

They’re funny.

Horror Fan:

Sometimes.

Friend:

Balloon animals.

Horror Fan:

Fine.

Friend:

Big shoes.

Horror Fan:

Sure.

Friend:

Bright costumes.

Horror Fan:

Yep.

Friend:

Clown standing inside storm drain—

Horror Fan:

STOP.

Friend:

Hypothetically.

Horror Fan:

NO HYPOTHETICAL NEEDED.

WE LEAVE.

Clown Evaluation

CIRCUS CLOWN: PROBABLY FINE.

BIRTHDAY CLOWN: PROBABLY FINE.

PARADE CLOWN: PROBABLY FINE.

STORM-DRAIN CLOWN: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Friend:

That’s fair.

Pennywise Customer Service

Georgie:

Excuse me.

Have you seen my boat?

Pennywise:

Perhaps.

Horror Audience:

NOPE.

Georgie:

It fell down here.

Horror Audience:

LEAVE IT.

Pennywise:

Would you like it back?

Horror Audience:

NO.

Georgie:

Yes.

Horror Audience:

GEORGIE.

WE JUST DISCUSSED THIS.

Customer Service Status

LOST ITEM: PAPER BOAT.

REPLACEMENT COST: APPROXIMATELY ONE SHEET OF PAPER.

RETRIEVAL RISK: ASTRONOMICAL.

Horror Audience:

BUILD ANOTHER ONE.

The Financial Analysis

Friend:

How much does a paper boat cost?

You:

Basically nothing.

Friend:

So if yours falls into a storm drain…

You:

It’s gone.

Friend:

You wouldn’t retrieve it?

You:

Absolutely not.

Friend:

Even if you can see it?

You:

Gone.

Friend:

Reachable?

You:

Gone.

Friend:

Brand-new paper boat?

You:

Gone.

Friend:

Sentimental value?

You:

MOURN IT FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.

Paper Boat Replacement Policy

MATERIAL: PAPER.

REPLACEMENT DIFFICULTY: LOW.

STORM-DRAIN RETRIEVAL: PROHIBITED.

Friend:

You’ve thought about this.

You:

Every horror fan has.

The Boat Builder

Kid:

I made a paper boat.

Horror Fan:

Nice.

Kid:

I’m going to float it outside.

Horror Fan:

Where?

Kid:

Street.

Horror Fan:

Weather?

Kid:

Rainy.

Horror Fan:

No.

Kid:

Why?

Horror Fan:

Kitchen sink.

Kid:

That’s boring.

Horror Fan:

SAFE IS SOMETIMES BORING.

Paper Boat Safety Protocol

BATHTUB: APPROVED.

KITCHEN SINK: APPROVED.

PUDDLE: CONDITIONAL.

CREEK: SUPERVISION ADVISED.

STORM DRAIN: DENIED.

DERRY STORM DRAIN: EXTREMELY DENIED.

Kid:

What’s Derry?

Horror Fan:

Ask me when you’re older.

The Origami Class

Instructor:

Today we’re making paper boats.

Horror Fan:

Oh no.

Instructor:

Fold your paper in half.

Horror Fan:

Okay.

Instructor:

Fold the corners inward.

Horror Fan:

Okay.

Instructor:

Open the bottom.

Horror Fan:

Okay.

Instructor:

Now write a name on the side.

Horror Fan:

…

Instructor:

Anything you like.

Horror Fan:

NOT GEORGIE.

Instructor:

Excuse me?

Horror Fan:

Nothing.

Origami Status

PAPER: FOLDED.

BOAT: COMPLETE.

NAME: DEFINITELY NOT SS GEORGIE.

Instructor:

Interesting choice.

The Sailor

Sailor:

SS Georgie?

You:

Yep.

Sailor:

That’s not technically—

You:

Horror reference.

Sailor:

Oh.

You:

Not maritime documentation.

Sailor:

Carry on.

Maritime Accuracy Status

VESSEL: PAPER.

SEAWORTHINESS: LIMITED.

OCEAN CROSSING: NOT RECOMMENDED.

HORROR SIGNIFICANCE: EXTREME.

Sailor:

Fair enough.

The Weather Forecast

Meteorologist:

Heavy rain expected this afternoon.

Normal Person:

Umbrella.

Horror Fan:

Stay home.

Normal Person:

It’s just rain.

Horror Fan:

Street flooding possible?

Meteorologist:

Yes.

Horror Fan:

Definitely staying home.

Normal Person:

Why?

Horror Fan:

Paper boats.

Normal Person:

What?

Horror Fan:

Storm drains.

Normal Person:

What?

Horror Fan:

RED BALLOONS.

Normal Person:

I’m sorry I asked.

Weather Status

RAIN: HEAVY.

UMBRELLA: READY.

YELLOW RAINCOAT: SUSPICIOUS.

PAPER BOAT: DO NOT DEPLOY.

The Yellow Raincoat

Friend:

Nice yellow raincoat.

Horror Fan:

Thanks.

Friend:

You should get a paper boat.

Horror Fan:

No.

Friend:

For the full look.

Horror Fan:

NO.

Friend:

Maybe a red balloon?

Horror Fan:

I need new friends.

Outfit Status

RAINCOAT: YELLOW.

BOOTS: READY.

UMBRELLA: READY.

PAPER BOAT: BANNED.

RED BALLOON: SUPER BANNED.

Friend:

You take this very seriously.

Horror Fan:

Correct.

The Horror Movie Marathon

Friend:

What are we watching?

You:

IT.

Friend:

Which one?

You:

We’re making an evening of it.

Friend:

How long is this evening?

You:

Don’t make plans.

Friend:

Snacks?

You:

Popcorn.

Friend:

Drinks?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Decorations?

You:

One red balloon.

Friend:

No.

You:

But atmosphere.

Friend:

NO.

Horror Marathon Status

LIGHTS: OFF.

POPCORN: READY.

BLANKETS: READY.

RED BALLOON: REJECTED BY COMMITTEE.

You:

Cowards.

The Horror Fan

Friend:

What’s scary about a paper boat?

Horror Fan:

Nothing.

Friend:

Then why is it a horror shirt?

Horror Fan:

Context.

Friend:

It’s literally paper.

Horror Fan:

Context.

Friend:

Tiny sailboat.

Horror Fan:

CONTEXT.

Friend:

Okay.

Explain.

Horror Fan:

How much time do you have?

Friend:

I made a mistake.

Subtle Horror Status

NON-FAN SEES: PAPER BOAT.

HORROR FAN SEES: ENTIRE SCENE.

DESIGN COMPLEXITY: MINIMAL.

EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE: EXTENSIVE.

Horror Fan:

That’s why it’s good.

The Non-Horror Fan

Coworker:

Cute boat.

You:

Thanks.

Coworker:

SS Georgie.

Is that a real ship?

You:

Not exactly.

Coworker:

Movie reference?

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

Which movie?

You:

IT.

Coworker:

…

You:

The clown.

Coworker:

OH.

You:

There it is.

Coworker:

Not a cute boat anymore.

You:

Exactly.

The Horror Fan Coworker

Coworker:

Is that SS Georgie?

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

Nice.

You:

Thanks.

Coworker:

We’re friends now.

You:

Apparently.

Coworker:

Do you like Stephen King?

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

Have you read—

Other Coworker:

Oh no.

You:

What?

Other Coworker:

You activated them.

Horror Fan Conversation Status

SHIRT: RECOGNIZED.

REFERENCE: UNDERSTOOD.

STEPHEN KING DISCUSSION: INITIATED.

ESTIMATED DURATION: 45 MINUTES.

Other Coworker:

I’m going to lunch.

The Stephen King Reader

Friend:

Book or movie?

Reader:

Don’t start.

Friend:

I’m just asking.

Reader:

That’s never “just asking.”

Friend:

Which do you prefer?

Reader:

Both have strengths.

Friend:

Diplomatic.

Reader:

I’ve survived this conversation before.

Friend:

Fair.

The Horror Collection

Friend:

Another horror shirt?

Collector:

Subtle horror shirt.

Friend:

That’s still another horror shirt.

Collector:

Completely different category.

Friend:

How many categories do you have?

Collector:

Classic horror.

Slasher horror.

Creature horror.

Psychological horror.

Gothic horror.

Literary horror.

Minimalist horror.

Subtle horror—

Friend:

Stop.

Collector:

You asked.

Horror Closet Status

BLACK SHIRTS: MANY.

HORROR SHIRTS: MANY.

SUBTLE HORROR SHIRTS: APPARENTLY THEIR OWN CATEGORY.

AVAILABLE HANGERS: CRITICAL.

Friend:

You have a problem.

Collector:

Collection.

The Halloween Party

Guest:

What’s your costume?

You:

I’m not wearing one.

Guest:

Then what’s the paper boat shirt?

You:

Horror.

Guest:

That’s a paper boat.

You:

SS Georgie.

Guest:

Still a paper boat.

Horror Fan across room:

OH NO.

You:

See?

Guest:

I don’t get it.

Horror Fan:

I DO.

Party Status

COSTUME: NONE.

SHIRT: SUBTLE.

NON-HORROR FANS: CONFUSED.

HORROR FANS: EMOTIONALLY ACTIVATED.

You:

Working perfectly.

The Haunted House

Friend:

Storm-drain section?

You:

No.

Friend:

It’s fake.

You:

No.

Friend:

Actors.

You:

No.

Friend:

The clown isn’t real.

You:

No.

Friend:

You paid for this haunted house.

You:

I’ve changed my mind.

Haunted Attraction Status

TICKET: PURCHASED.

FOG: HEAVY.

LIGHTING: LOW.

RED BALLOON: DETECTED.

CUSTOMER: EXITING.

Employee:

The attraction is this way.

You:

Not anymore.

The Carnival

Friend:

Want cotton candy?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

Ferris wheel?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

Games?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

Clown show?

You:

No.

Friend:

You didn’t even think about it.

You:

Didn’t need to.

Carnival Status

COTTON CANDY: SAFE.

FERRIS WHEEL: ACCEPTABLE.

MIDWAY GAMES: ACCEPTABLE.

CLOWN: UNDER REVIEW.

CLOWN HOLDING RED BALLOON: DENIED.

The Birthday Party

Parent:

We hired a clown!

Horror Fan:

Why?

Parent:

Kids love clowns.

Horror Fan:

Do they?

Parent:

Yes.

Horror Fan:

Are we certain?

Clown enters with red balloons.

Horror Fan:

I have to go.

Parent:

The cake hasn’t been served.

Horror Fan:

Mail me a slice.

Birthday Status

CAKE: READY.

PRESENTS: READY.

CLOWN: ARRIVED.

BALLOONS: RED.

HORROR FAN: DEPARTED.

The Sewer Worker

Friend:

What do you do?

Worker:

Municipal sewer maintenance.

Horror Fan:

You are braver than I am.

Worker:

Why?

Horror Fan:

You go down there?

Worker:

That’s the job.

Horror Fan:

Ever see balloons?

Worker:

What?

Horror Fan:

Never mind.

Worker:

No, seriously.

Why did you ask that?

Horror Fan:

Forget I said anything.

Sewer Status

MAINTENANCE: NECESSARY.

WORKER: PROFESSIONAL.

HORROR FAN: UNHELPFUL.

The Plumber

Plumber:

It’s probably a drainage issue.

You:

Can you fix it?

Plumber:

Yep.

You:

Need to go into the sewer?

Plumber:

Possibly.

You:

Would you like backup?

Plumber:

For plumbing?

You:

You haven’t seen what I’ve seen.

Plumber:

You’ve been watching horror movies again.

You:

Irrelevant.

The Lost Toy

Kid:

My toy went down the drain.

Horror Fan:

We’ll buy another.

Kid:

But I like that one.

Horror Fan:

We’ll buy TWO.

Kid:

Really?

Horror Fan:

Absolutely.

Kid:

Can we get it back?

Horror Fan:

Nope.

Kid:

Why?

Horror Fan:

Economic decision.

Replacement Status

LOST TOY VALUE: $12.

REPLACEMENT COST: $12.

REACHING INTO STORM DRAIN: PRICELESSLY BAD IDEA.

Horror Fan:

This is basic finance.

The Paper Boat Race

Organizer:

Welcome to the annual paper boat race!

You:

Fun.

Organizer:

Name your boats.

You:

Okay.

Competitor:

Mine is Speedy.

Competitor Two:

Mine is Unsinkable II.

You:

What happened to Unsinkable I?

Competitor Two:

We don’t discuss it.

Competitor Three:

Mine is SS Georgie.

You:

I’m leaving.

Competitor Three:

Why?

You:

I know how this race ends.

Race Status

BOATS: READY.

WATER: FLOWING.

SS GEORGIE: ENTERED.

HORROR FAN: WITHDRAWN FROM EVENT.

The Rain Gutter

Friend:

My paper boat got stuck.

You:

Where?

Friend:

Gutter.

You:

Leave it.

Friend:

I can grab it.

You:

Leave.

It.

Friend:

It’s right there.

You:

We’ve covered this.

Friend:

You’re ridiculous.

You:

And alive.

The Antique Shop

Owner:

Interesting shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Owner:

SS Georgie.

You:

You know it?

Owner:

Of course.

You:

Horror fan?

Owner:

Long time.

You:

Nice.

Owner:

We have an antique clown figure in the back.

You:

No.

Owner:

Didn’t even describe it.

You:

Didn’t need to.

Antique Shop Status

OLD BOOKS: SAFE.

VINTAGE POSTERS: SAFE.

CREEPY DOLLS: QUESTIONABLE.

ANTIQUE CLOWN: DECLINED.

The Movie Store

Employee:

Looking for anything?

You:

Horror.

Employee:

Classic?

You:

Sure.

Employee:

Supernatural?

You:

Maybe.

Employee:

Stephen King adaptation?

You:

Now we’re talking.

Employee notices shirt.

Employee:

Oh.

Never mind.

I know exactly where to send you.

You:

The shirt works.

The Bookstore

Bookseller:

Nice shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Bookseller:

Stephen King fan?

You:

Yep.

Bookseller:

Have you read IT?

You:

Of course.

Bookseller:

Then you know exactly where the horror section is.

You:

I do.

Bookseller:

And where not to look?

You:

Storm drains.

Bookseller:

Correct.

Bookstore Status

HORROR SECTION: LOCATED.

STEPHEN KING: LOCATED.

PAPER BOAT: SYMBOLICALLY PRESENT.

STORM DRAIN: THANKFULLY ABSENT.

The Film Nerd

Friend:

It’s interesting how such a simple object can become ominous through context.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

Paper boat.

You:

Innocent.

Friend:

Rain.

You:

Normal.

Friend:

Storm drain.

You:

Normal.

Friend:

Red balloon.

You:

Less normal.

Friend:

Clown in sewer.

You:

And we’re done.

Horror Symbolism Status

PAPER BOAT ALONE: HARMLESS.

PAPER BOAT + RAIN: SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS.

PAPER BOAT + STORM DRAIN: CONCERNING.

PAPER BOAT + RED BALLOON: LEAVE.

PAPER BOAT + PENNYWISE: RUN.

Friend:

Very clear escalation.

You:

Important educational material.

The Minimalist

Friend:

That’s your horror shirt?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

There’s barely anything on it.

You:

That’s the point.

Friend:

No monster?

You:

Nope.

Friend:

No giant movie title?

You:

Nope.

Friend:

Just a paper boat?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

I kind of like that.

You:

Subtle dread.

Minimalist Horror Status

DESIGN: SIMPLE.

REFERENCE: DEEP.

EXPLANATION REQUIRED: ONLY FOR OUTSIDERS.

The Recognition Test

Person One:

Cute boat.

Result:

NOT A HORROR FAN.

Person Two:

SS Georgie?

Result:

POSSIBLE HORROR FAN.

Person Three:

Dude.

No.

Keep that thing away from the sewer.

Result:

FOUND YOUR PEOPLE.

You:

Exactly.

The Gift

Recipient:

Paper boat shirt?

You:

Look at the name.

Recipient:

SS Georgie.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

…

You:

There it is.

Recipient:

OH.

You:

Got it?

Recipient:

Pennywise.

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

That’s awesome.

You:

Successful gift.

The Horror Fan Gift

Friend:

What do I get them?

You:

They like horror?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

Stephen King?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

IT?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

Subtle references?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

Done.

Friend:

That easy?

You:

Sometimes the boat does all the work.

The SS Georgie Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

IT fans.

Stephen King fans.

Pennywise fans.

Georgie Denbrough fans.

Classic horror fans.

Psychological-horror fans.

Supernatural-horror fans.

Horror movie lovers.

Horror readers.

Horror collectors.

Horror convention attendees.

Halloween enthusiasts.

Spooky-season people.

Year-round horror fans.

Minimalist horror fans.

Subtle-reference fans.

People who prefer “if you know, you know” designs.

People who love creepy movie symbolism.

People who recognize a paper boat immediately.

People who recognize the name SS Georgie immediately.

People who understand why storm drains are suspicious.

People who understand why red balloons are suspicious.

People who understand why clowns near storm drains are EXTREMELY suspicious.

People who enjoy Stephen King novels.

People who enjoy Stephen King adaptations.

People who collect horror shirts.

People who own too many horror shirts.

People who reject the concept of “too many horror shirts.”

People who love subtle movie references.

People who don’t need the villain’s face plastered across a shirt to understand the reference.

People who appreciate minimalist graphic tees.

People who love nostalgic horror.

People who watch scary movies year-round.

People who start Halloween in September.

People who start Halloween in August.

People who never actually ended Halloween last year.

People who have opinions about Pennywise.

People who have opinions about IT.

People who have opinions about horror adaptations.

People who have probably discussed those opinions at considerable length.

People who know what happens when the boat reaches the storm drain.

People who wish it didn’t.

People who would simply build another paper boat.

People who would absolutely never reach into that drain.

People looking for an SS Georgie shirt.

People looking for an IT paper boat shirt.

People looking for a Stephen King horror shirt.

People looking for a Pennywise reference shirt.

People looking for a subtle horror tee.

People looking for a minimalist horror shirt.

People looking for a horror fan gift.

People looking for a Stephen King fan gift.

And anyone whose horror survival plan includes the following extremely reasonable rule:

If you’re walking through the rain…

and a paper boat floats past…

fine.

If that paper boat says SS Georgie…

stop.

If it heads toward a storm drain…

let it go.

If you see a red balloon…

walk away.

If you hear a voice from inside the drain…

walk faster.

And if a clown appears…

CONGRATULATIONS.

You no longer need the boat.

You need a completely different neighborhood.

SS Georgie Final Status Report

WEATHER: RAINING.

STREET: WET.

GUTTERS: FLOWING.

PAPER: FOLDED.

BOAT: COMPLETE.

VESSEL NAME: SS GEORGIE.

CAPTAIN: GEORGIE DENBROUGH.

COURSE: DOWNSTREAM.

NAVIGATION: NONE.

SEAWORTHINESS: QUESTIONABLE.

SENTIMENTAL VALUE: HIGH.

REPLACEMENT COST: EXTREMELY LOW.

RETRIEVAL FROM STORM DRAIN: STILL NOT WORTH IT.

YELLOW RAINCOAT: PRESENT.

STORM DRAIN: AHEAD.

BOAT: APPROACHING.

HORROR FAN: NERVOUS.

BOAT: DISAPPEARED.

HORROR FAN: YELLING.

STORM DRAIN: OCCUPIED.

OCCUPANT: PENNYWISE.

CLOWN STATUS: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

RED BALLOON: DETECTED.

RED BALLOON STATUS: ALSO ABSOLUTELY NOT.

COMMON SENSE: SAYS LEAVE.

HORROR MOVIE LOGIC: SAYS INVESTIGATE.

AUDIENCE: SCREAMING AT SCREEN.

NON-HORROR FAN: SEES CUTE PAPER BOAT.

IT FAN: EXPERIENCING IMMEDIATE DREAD.

SUBTLETY: MAXIMUM.

REFERENCE: INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

BOAT: SIMPLE.

BACKSTORY: TERRIBLE.

STORM DRAINS: PERMANENTLY RUINED.

RED BALLOONS: PERMANENTLY SUSPICIOUS.

PAPER BOAT: NO LONGER INNOCENT.

CURRENT STATUS: WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	21.97	23.98	25.98	27.99	30.04	31.97
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.24	7.76	8.23	8.74	9.25	9.76	10.24	10.75