Description
Superdad – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Comic Book – Superhero Dad – Father’s Day
IDENTITY: DAD.
SECRET IDENTITY: ALSO DAD.
SUPER STRENGTH: ACTIVATED WHEN MOVING FURNITURE.
SUPER HEARING: DETECTS THERMOSTAT CHANGES FROM THREE ROOMS AWAY.
SUPER VISION: FINDS THINGS EVERYONE ELSE SWEARS ARE MISSING.
ARCHNEMESIS: THE ELECTRIC BILL.
CAPE: OPTIONAL.
DAD JOKES: UNSTOPPABLE.
SUPERDAD.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some wear cargo shorts.
Some stand behind grills.
Some fall asleep halfway through movies they personally chose.
Some spend Saturday mornings repairing things that apparently:
“JUST STOPPED WORKING.”
And some possess the extraordinary ability to walk into a room, move one object approximately six inches, and immediately find the thing everyone else has been searching for during the previous twenty minutes.
The Superdad Unisex T-Shirt celebrates the everyday household hero with bold, comic-inspired SUPERDAD lettering worthy of his legendary status.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfortable enough for mowing the lawn, grilling burgers, fixing mysterious household problems, driving everyone everywhere, attending family events, supervising home-improvement projects, or taking a well-earned nap in his favorite chair.
No radioactive accident required.
No secret underground headquarters.
No billionaire gadgets.
No spandex.
Thankfully.
Just Dad.
And apparently…
Dad has powers.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Bold Comic-Inspired SUPERDAD Design – Eye-catching superhero-style lettering gives Dad the recognition his household exploits deserve.
- Soft, Breathable Comfort – A relaxed unisex fit built for everyday adventures, weekend projects, cookouts, and couch duty.
- Made for Everyday Heroes – Perfect for dads who fix things, build things, grill things, carry things, drive places, solve problems, and occasionally pretend they know exactly what they’re doing.
- Peak Dad-Joke Compatibility – Scientific testing unavailable, but we’re confident the shirt works beautifully with terrible puns.
- Father’s Day Favorite – An easy gift from daughters, sons, kids, spouses, or the entire family.
- More Than a Father’s Day Shirt – Great for birthdays, Christmas, new dads, family vacations, pregnancy announcements, or spontaneous Dad appreciation.
- No Cape Required – Although if he already owns one, we’re not stopping him.
The Origin Story
Narrator:
Every superhero has an origin story.
Superdad:
Yep.
Narrator:
Some were bitten by radioactive creatures.
Superdad:
Okay.
Narrator:
Some came from distant planets.
Superdad:
Sure.
Narrator:
Some were exposed to mysterious energy.
Superdad:
Right.
Narrator:
And you?
Superdad:
I had kids.
Narrator:
…
Superdad:
Basically the same thing.
Origin Status
PREVIOUS IDENTITY: REGULAR GUY.
CURRENT IDENTITY: DAD.
SLEEP: SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED.
Super Strength
Child:
Dad!
Dad:
What?
Child:
Can you open this?
Dad:
Sure.
Dad opens jar.
Child:
WHOA.
Dad:
Yep.
Child:
How’d you do that?
Dad:
Dad strength.
Power Status
JAR: DEFEATED.
Super Hearing
Child whispers from another room:
Don’t tell Dad.
Dad:
DON’T TELL DAD WHAT?
Child:
HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
Power Status
HEARING: SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD.
Selective Super Hearing
Mom:
Can you take out the trash?
Dad:
…
Mom:
Can you take out the trash?
Dad:
…
Someone whispers:
Anybody want pizza?
Dad:
YES.
Mom:
Interesting.
Power Status
HEARING: APPARENTLY FREQUENCY DEPENDENT.
Super Vision
Child:
Dad, I can’t find it.
Dad:
Where did you look?
Child:
Everywhere.
Dad:
Everywhere?
Child:
EVERYWHERE.
Dad walks into room.
Dad:
It’s right there.
Child:
Where?
Dad:
Right.
There.
Child:
…
Dad:
Was “everywhere” perhaps an exaggeration?
Search Status
MISSING ITEM: FOUND.
SEARCH TIME: 4 SECONDS.
The Flashlight
Dad:
Hold the flashlight.
Child:
I am.
Dad:
On the bolt.
Child:
It is.
Dad:
That’s my elbow.
Child:
Sorry.
Dad:
The bolt.
Child moves flashlight.
Dad:
Now you’re lighting the wall.
Repair Status
FLASHLIGHT OPERATOR: ON PROBATION.
The Tool Box
Child:
Can I borrow your screwdriver?
Dad:
Which one?
Child:
A screwdriver.
Dad:
Flathead?
Phillips?
Stubby?
Long?
Precision?
Ratchet?
Child:
The…
screwdriver one?
Dad:
We have work to do.
Training Status
APPRENTICESHIP: STARTED.
The Repair
Family Member:
It’s broken.
Dad:
Let me see.
Family Member:
Do you know how to fix it?
Dad:
Probably.
Family Member:
Have you fixed one before?
Dad:
No.
Family Member:
Then how—
Dad:
YouTube exists.
Technical Status
EXPERIENCE: ZERO.
CONFIDENCE: HIGH.
Thirty Minutes Later
Family Member:
You fixed it!
Dad:
Yep.
Family Member:
How?
Dad:
I’d rather not discuss the process.
Repair Status
OBJECT: FUNCTIONING.
EXTRA SCREWS: TWO.
QUESTIONS: DISCOURAGED.
The Extra Screw
Child:
Dad?
Dad:
Yeah?
Child:
What’s this screw for?
Dad:
Nothing.
Child:
It was inside the thing.
Dad:
It’s an extra.
Child:
Do manufacturers put extras inside appliances?
Dad:
Apparently.
Engineering Status
SCREW: UNACCOUNTED FOR.
APPLIANCE: WORKING.
VICTORY: DECLARED.
The Thermostat
Child approaches thermostat.
Dad appears.
Child:
AH!
Dad:
What are you doing?
Child:
How did you know?
Dad:
I felt a disturbance.
Superpower Status
THERMOSTAT SENSE: ACTIVATED.
The Temperature
Child:
It’s cold.
Dad:
Put on a sweatshirt.
Child:
Can we turn up the heat?
Dad:
Did you hear what I just said?
Household Climate Policy
THERMOSTAT: PROTECTED.
The Open Door
Dad:
Close the door!
Child:
I’m coming right back!
Dad:
WE’RE NOT HEATING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
Energy Status
NEIGHBORHOOD: NOT BEING HEATED.
DAD: SATISFIED.
The Lights
Dad:
Who’s in the kitchen?
Family:
Nobody.
Dad:
Then why are the lights on?
Silence.
Dad:
Exactly.
Utility Status
UNNECESSARY LIGHT: DETECTED.
Superdad vs. The Electric Bill
Electric Bill:
Hello.
Dad:
You again.
Electric Bill:
Miss me?
Dad:
Not remotely.
Electric Bill:
I went up.
Dad:
HOW?
Electric Bill:
Someone touched the thermostat.
Dad slowly turns toward family.
Family:
…
Villain Status
ARCHNEMESIS: IDENTIFIED.
The Grill
Guest:
Need help?
Dad:
No.
Guest:
You sure?
Dad:
Yep.
Guest:
How long until the burgers are ready?
Dad:
They’re ready when they’re ready.
Grill Status
DAD TERRITORY: ESTABLISHED.
The Grill Tongs
Dad picks up tongs.
CLICK CLICK.
Child:
Why do you always do that?
Dad:
Safety check.
Child:
Does it actually test anything?
Dad:
Everything.
Equipment Status
TONGS: OPERATIONAL.
The Second Tong Click
CLICK CLICK.
Dad:
Perfect.
Grill Protocol
MANDATORY: APPARENTLY.
The Burger
Guest:
How do you know when it’s ready?
Dad:
Experience.
Guest:
Do you use a timer?
Dad:
No.
Guest:
Recipe?
Dad:
No.
Guest:
Then how—
Dad:
I know.
Grill Master Status
METHOD: MYSTERIOUS.
The Lawn
Neighbor:
Looks good.
Dad:
Thanks.
Neighbor:
New mower?
Dad:
Yep.
Neighbor:
Nice.
Dad:
Want to see the features?
Neighbor:
Sure.
Thirty minutes later.
Neighbor:
I did not expect a full presentation.
Lawn Status
GRASS: CUT.
MOWER KNOWLEDGE: EXHAUSTIVE.
The Lawn Stripe
Child:
Why are you staring at the grass?
Dad:
Look at those lines.
Child:
Okay.
Dad:
Straight.
Child:
Yep.
Dad:
Perfect.
Child:
Can we go inside?
Dad:
Give me a minute.
Lawn Status
PRIDE: IMMEASURABLE.
The Hardware Store
Family:
Where’s Dad?
Mom:
Hardware store.
Child:
How long has he been gone?
Mom:
Two hours.
Child:
He needed one screw.
Mom:
I know.
Shopping Status
SCREW: ACQUIRED.
ADDITIONAL ITEMS: 14.
The Hardware Store Employee
Employee:
Need help finding anything?
Dad:
Nope.
Employee:
You sure?
Dad:
Just looking.
Employee:
Okay.
Dad, twenty minutes later:
Excuse me.
Navigation Status
HELP: EVENTUALLY ACCEPTED.
The Home Improvement Project
Partner:
How long will this take?
Dad:
About an hour.
Six Hours Later
Partner:
You said an hour.
Dad:
Ran into a few things.
Partner:
The entire wall is open.
Dad:
That’s one of the things.
Project Status
ORIGINAL TASK: SMALL.
CURRENT TASK: STRUCTURAL.
The Instructions
Partner:
Did you read the instructions?
Dad:
I looked at them.
Partner:
That’s not what I asked.
Dad:
I looked at the pictures.
Assembly Status
INSTRUCTIONS: TECHNICALLY CONSULTED.
The Furniture
Partner:
Why are there three pieces left?
Dad:
Extras.
Partner:
Furniture companies don’t send extra structural pieces.
Dad:
You don’t know that.
Assembly Status
FURNITURE: STANDING.
QUESTIONS: UNWELCOME.
The Car
Child:
Dad, what’s that noise?
Dad:
What noise?
Child:
That clicking.
Dad turns radio down.
Dad:
Hmm.
Child:
What?
Dad:
Could be several things.
Child:
Is that bad?
Dad:
We’ll see.
Diagnostic Status
EXPRESSION: CONCERNING.
The Dashboard Light
Child:
What’s that light?
Dad:
Probably nothing.
Child:
It says CHECK ENGINE.
Dad:
Yeah.
Child:
Shouldn’t we check it?
Dad:
Eventually.
Automotive Status
ENGINE: BEING OBSERVED.
The Tire
Child:
How do you know how much air goes in?
Dad:
It’s written right here.
Child:
You know everything.
Dad:
Don’t tell your mother.
Knowledge Status
REPUTATION: PROTECTED.
The Road Trip
Child:
Are we there yet?
Dad:
No.
Five minutes later.
Child:
Now?
Dad:
No.
Three minutes later.
Child:
Now?
Dad:
We are still on the same road.
Patience Status
DECLINING.
Dad Navigation
Partner:
We missed the exit.
Dad:
No we didn’t.
GPS:
RECALCULATING.
Partner:
The GPS disagrees.
Dad:
GPS doesn’t know everything.
Navigation Status
DAD: CONFIDENT.
GPS: ALSO CONFIDENT.
Ten Minutes Later
Dad:
We’re taking the scenic route.
Partner:
Of course we are.
Route Status
MISTAKE: REBRANDED.
The Family Vacation
Dad:
Everybody ready?
Family:
Yes!
Dad:
Bags?
Yes.
Dad:
Phones?
Yes.
Dad:
Chargers?
Yes.
Dad:
Snacks?
Yes.
Dad:
Bathroom?
Family:
YES.
Dad:
I’m asking because once we’re on the highway—
Child:
I have to go.
Dad:
WE HAVEN’T LEFT THE DRIVEWAY.
Vacation Status
DEPARTURE: DELAYED.
Packing the Car
Partner:
It won’t fit.
Dad:
It’ll fit.
Partner:
There’s no room.
Dad:
There’s always room.
Twenty minutes later.
Dad:
Done.
Partner:
How?
Dad:
Geometry.
Packing Status
TRUNK: FULL.
VISIBILITY: QUESTIONABLE.
DAD: PROUD.
The Dad Joke
Child:
I’m hungry.
Dad:
Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.
Child:
Dad.
Dad:
What?
Child:
Please stop.
Dad:
Can’t.
Joke Status
CLASSIC: DEPLOYED.
The Second Dad Joke
Child:
I’m tired.
Dad:
Hi Tired—
Child:
DON’T.
Dad:
You walked right into it.
Dad Joke Status
OPPORTUNITY: EXPLOITED.
The Restaurant
Server:
Would you like a box?
Dad:
No, I’m more of a circle.
Family:
Dad.
Server:
…
Dad:
I’ll take the check.
Comedy Status
AUDIENCE: HOSTILE.
PERFORMER: DELIGHTED.
Dad Humor
Child:
Nobody laughed.
Dad:
I laughed.
Child:
That doesn’t count.
Dad:
It’s my joke.
I count twice.
Comedy Status
CONFIDENCE: UNTOUCHED.
The Movie
Dad:
Let’s watch this.
Family:
Okay.
Twenty minutes later.
Dad:
…
Child:
Is Dad asleep?
Mom:
Yep.
Child:
He picked the movie.
Mom:
Yep.
Movie Status
DAD: ASLEEP.
Five Minutes Later
Family changes movie.
Dad:
Hey!
I was watching that.
Family:
YOU WERE SNORING.
Dad:
I was resting my eyes.
Consciousness Status
DISPUTED.
The Recliner
Child:
Dad’s asleep.
Mom:
Leave him.
Child:
But he’s sitting straight up.
Mom:
He’s developed advanced techniques.
Nap Status
POSITION: IMPROBABLE.
EFFECTIVENESS: HIGH.
The Remote
Family:
Where’s the remote?
Dad:
Don’t know.
Everyone searches.
Dad stands up.
Remote falls from underneath him.
Family:
…
Dad:
Found it.
Search Status
CULPRIT: DAD.
The Television
Child:
Can we change it?
Dad:
I’m watching this.
Child:
It’s a documentary about bridges.
Dad:
Exactly.
Child:
Why?
Dad:
They’re interesting.
Entertainment Status
BRIDGES: APPARENTLY FASCINATING.
The Weather
Family:
What’s the weather tomorrow?
Dad:
Rain around three.
Child:
How do you know?
Dad:
Checked.
Child:
When?
Dad:
Several times.
Weather Status
DAD: INFORMED.
The Storm
Dad stands at window.
Partner:
What are you doing?
Dad:
Watching the storm.
Partner:
Why?
Dad:
Storm.
Explanation Status
COMPLETE.
The Package
Doorbell rings.
Dad:
What did you order?
Partner:
Nothing.
Dad:
Kids?
Kids:
No.
Dad:
Interesting.
Package label shows Dad’s name.
Family:
…
Dad:
I forgot about that.
Delivery Status
MYSTERY: SOLVED.
The New Tool
Partner:
Don’t you already have one of those?
Dad:
Not like this.
Partner:
What’s different?
Dad:
This one has a light.
Partner:
Of course it does.
Tool Status
PURCHASE: JUSTIFIED.
The Garage
Child:
What’s in that box?
Dad:
Cables.
Child:
For what?
Dad:
Things.
Child:
Do the things still exist?
Dad:
That’s irrelevant.
Storage Status
CABLES: KEPT.
PURPOSE: POTENTIAL.
The Mystery Cable
Partner:
Throw this away.
Dad:
No.
Partner:
What does it go to?
Dad:
I don’t know.
Partner:
Then why keep it?
Dad:
The second I throw it away, we’ll need it.
Dad Law
LOGIC: IRREFUTABLE.
Fifteen Years Later
Child:
Dad!
Dad:
What?
Child:
Do you have an old cable for this?
Dad slowly smiles.
Dad:
Follow me.
Dad Prophecy
FULFILLED.
The Garage Drawer
Child:
What’s in here?
Dad:
Batteries.
Child:
Do they work?
Dad:
Some.
Child:
Which ones?
Dad:
That’s the game.
Battery Status
ORGANIZATION: CHAOTIC.
The Flashlight Drawer
Child:
Why do we have seven flashlights?
Dad:
Emergencies.
Child:
Have we ever needed seven flashlights?
Dad:
Not yet.
Preparedness Status
READY.
The Spider
Child:
DAD!
Dad:
WHAT?
Child:
SPIDER!
Dad:
Where?
Child points.
Dad:
That’s tiny.
Child:
IT’S HUGE.
Dad:
We’re looking at the same spider, right?
Rescue Mission
TARGET: LOCATED.
The Bug
Family:
GET IT!
Dad:
Everybody relax.
Family evacuates room.
Dad:
Seriously?
Hero Status
HOUSEHOLD DEFENDER: DEPLOYED.
The Mysterious Noise
Family:
Did you hear that?
Dad:
Yep.
Family:
What was it?
Dad:
Probably the house settling.
Family:
Probably?
Dad:
Go back to sleep.
Family:
Are YOU going back to sleep?
Dad:
After I check.
Security Status
SUPERDAD: INVESTIGATING.
The 2 A.M. Check
Dad walks through house.
Door: locked.
Windows: locked.
Kids: sleeping.
Thermostat:
Dad pauses.
Dad:
Who touched you?
Security Status
THREAT DISCOVERED.
The New Dad
Baby:
WAAAAAA!
Dad:
What do you need?
Baby:
WAAAAAA!
Dad:
Food?
Baby:
WAAAAAA!
Dad:
Diaper?
Baby:
WAAAAAA!
Dad:
Sleep?
Baby:
WAAAAAA!
Dad:
Same.
New Dad Status
MANUAL: NOT INCLUDED.
The Diaper
New Dad:
I’ve got this.
Baby:
…
New Dad:
I’ve watched tutorials.
Baby:
…
New Dad:
Why are you looking at me like that?
Mission Status
CONFIDENCE: UNWARRANTED.
Five Minutes Later
Partner:
How’d it go?
Dad:
Nobody got hurt.
Partner:
That’s not reassuring.
Parenting Status
MISSION: TECHNICALLY COMPLETE.
The Toddler
Toddler:
Why?
Dad:
Because it’s bedtime.
Toddler:
Why?
Dad:
Because you need sleep.
Toddler:
Why?
Dad:
Because your body needs rest.
Toddler:
Why?
Dad:
Because—
Dad pauses.
Dad:
Go ask Mom.
Hero Status
TACTICAL RETREAT.
The Teenager
Dad:
How was school?
Teen:
Fine.
Dad:
Learn anything?
Teen:
No.
Dad:
Friends okay?
Teen:
Yep.
Dad:
Anything happen?
Teen:
Nope.
Dad:
Good talk.
Communication Status
WORDS EXCHANGED: 11.
INFORMATION ACQUIRED: ZERO.
The Driving Lesson
Dad:
Easy on the gas.
Teen:
I am.
Dad:
EASY.
Teen:
I AM.
Dad grips door handle.
Superdad Status
FEAR: PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN.
Parking Practice
Dad:
Straighten out.
Teen:
I am straight.
Dad:
The car disagrees.
Driving Status
INSURANCE PREMIUM: TREMBLING.
The College Move
Child:
I can carry that.
Dad:
I’ve got it.
Child:
It’s heavy.
Dad:
I’ve got it.
Child:
Dad—
Dad:
I’VE GOT IT.
Dad Strength
BACK: DISAGREES.
PRIDE: WINS.
The Phone Call
Adult Child:
Dad?
Dad:
What’s wrong?
Adult Child:
How do I fix—
Dad:
Send me a picture.
Superdad Status
REMOTE TECH SUPPORT: ACTIVE.
The Sink
Adult Child:
It’s leaking.
Dad:
Underneath?
Adult Child:
Yeah.
Dad:
Turn off the water.
Adult Child:
Where?
Dad:
Okay.
Video call.
Hero Status
DISTANCE: IRRELEVANT.
Dad Tech Support
Dad:
Did you restart it?
Child:
Yes.
Dad:
Actually restart it?
Child:
…
Dad:
Restart it.
Technical Status
PROBLEM: PROBABLY ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR.
Thirty Seconds Later
Child:
It works.
Dad:
Yep.
Child:
How did you know?
Dad:
Ancient wisdom.
IT Status
CERTIFICATION: DAD.
The Wi-Fi
Family:
Internet’s down!
Dad:
Everybody calm down.
Family:
WE HAVE NO INTERNET.
Dad:
I’ll restart the router.
Family waits.
Internet returns.
Family:
DAD!
Dad:
You’re welcome.
Hero Status
CIVILIZATION: RESTORED.
The Family Photo
Photographer:
Everybody smile!
Kids:
…
Photographer:
Big smiles!
Kids:
…
Dad:
Who wants ice cream?
Kids instantly smile.
Photographer:
Perfect!
Tactical Status
BRIBERY: EFFECTIVE.
The Birthday
Family:
Happy birthday!
Dad:
Thanks!
Family hands shirt.
Dad:
Superdad?
Kids:
Yep!
Dad:
Does this come with superpowers?
Kids:
You already have them.
Dad:
…
Mom:
Don’t cry.
Dad:
I’m not crying.
Birthday Status
EMOTIONAL DEFENSES: COMPROMISED.
Father’s Day Morning
Kids:
DAD!
Dad:
What?
Kids:
Happy Father’s Day!
Dad:
Thanks!
Kids hand shirt.
Dad:
Superdad?
Kids:
Because you’re our hero.
Dad:
Who’s cutting onions?
Father’s Day Status
DAD: DEFINITELY NOT CRYING.
The Father’s Day Breakfast
Child:
We made pancakes.
Dad:
These look great.
Child:
One fell on the floor.
Dad:
Which one?
Child:
We don’t know.
Dad:
…
Child:
Happy Father’s Day!
Breakfast Status
RISK: ACCEPTED.
Breakfast in Bed
Kids:
Surprise!
Dad:
Wow.
Kids:
We made eggs.
Dad:
I see that.
Kids:
And toast.
Dad:
Also see that.
Kids:
And coffee.
Dad:
Now we’re talking.
Hero Reward Status
COFFEE: EARNED.
The Superdad Shirt
Kid:
Wear it!
Dad:
Today?
Kid:
YES.
Dad:
Okay.
Kid:
Every day?
Dad:
Let’s negotiate.
Wardrobe Status
FAVORITE SHIRT CANDIDATE: STRONG.
The Grocery Store
Stranger:
Superdad?
Dad:
Apparently.
Child:
HE IS!
Dad:
Okay, buddy.
Child:
HE FIXES EVERYTHING!
Dad:
Not everything.
Child:
AND HE MAKES PANCAKES!
Stranger:
Sounds pretty super.
Dad:
I’ll take it.
Public Status
REPUTATION: CONFIRMED BY WITNESS.
The Coffee Shop
Barista:
Superdad.
Dad:
That’s what they tell me.
Barista:
How many kids?
Dad:
Enough to require coffee.
Caffeine Status
ANSWER: SUFFICIENT.
The Office
Coworker:
Superdad?
Dad:
Yep.
Coworker:
Kids get you that?
Dad:
Yep.
Coworker:
Nice.
Dad:
Best performance review I’ve ever received.
Career Status
JOB TITLE: DAD.
The Dad Group
Dad One:
Superdad shirt.
Dad Two:
Nice.
Dad Three:
Father’s Day?
Dad One:
Birthday.
Dad Two:
Mine says Grill Master.
Dad Three:
Mine says World’s Okayest Dad.
Dad One:
We contain multitudes.
Dad Status
WARDROBE: POWERFUL.
The Comic Book Narrator
Narrator:
Suddenly—
A CHILD CRIES OUT!
“DAD!”
Superdad leaps into action!
Dad:
What happened?
Child:
The Wi-Fi isn’t working.
Dad:
…
Narrator:
A THREAT GREATER THAN ANY HE HAS FACED BEFORE!
Mission Status
ROUTER: RESTARTING.
Superdad’s Utility Belt
Contents:
Tape measure.
Pocketknife.
Random screw.
Pen.
Receipt from three months ago.
Two mints.
Tiny flashlight.
Phone.
One mysterious key.
Equipment Status
PURPOSE OF KEY: UNKNOWN.
KEY: WILL NEVER BE THROWN AWAY.
Superdad’s Headquarters
Child:
Is the garage your superhero cave?
Dad:
No.
Child:
Then why does nobody else know where anything is?
Dad:
Excellent point.
Headquarters Status
GARAGE: ACCEPTED.
The Superdad Mobile
Child:
Is this your superhero car?
Dad:
It’s a minivan.
Child:
Superhero minivan.
Dad:
I like your version better.
Vehicle Status
SNACKS: EVERYWHERE.
CRIME-FIGHTING CAPABILITY: UNTESTED.
The Cape
Child:
You need a cape.
Dad:
No.
Child:
Every superhero needs a cape.
Dad:
It’ll get caught in the lawn mower.
Child:
Good point.
Uniform Status
CAPE: REJECTED FOR PRACTICAL REASONS.
The Spandex
Child:
What about a superhero suit?
Dad:
Absolutely not.
Child:
Why?
Dad:
Nobody needs that.
Community Status
GRATEFUL.
Superdad’s Greatest Powers
Not flight.
Not invisibility.
Not laser vision.
Something better.
Being there.
Showing up.
Helping.
Teaching.
Fixing.
Listening.
Driving.
Encouraging.
Protecting.
Supporting.
Making people laugh.
And somehow knowing that the weird sound coming from the washing machine is:
“PROBABLY THE BELT.”
Hero Status
LEGITIMATE.
Superdad Unisex T-Shirt
Perfect for:
Dads.
New dads.
First-time dads.
Girl dads.
Boy dads.
Dads of daughters.
Dads of sons.
Dads of both.
Stepdads.
Foster dads.
Adoptive dads.
Bonus dads.
Grandpas with serious dad energy.
Husbands.
Partners.
Expecting dads.
Soon-to-be dads.
Dads who fix things.
Dads who attempt to fix things.
Dads who successfully fix things.
Dads who end up with mysterious extra screws.
Dads who own too many tools.
Dads who insist there is no such thing as too many tools.
Dads who grill.
Dads who click the grill tongs twice.
Dads who mow lawns.
Dads who admire lawn stripes.
Dads who guard thermostats.
Dads who turn off lights.
Dads who close doors.
Dads who monitor utility bills.
Dads who save random cables.
Dads who own drawers full of questionable batteries.
Dads who know where the flashlight is.
Dads who handle spiders.
Dads who investigate mysterious nighttime noises.
Dads who restart routers.
Dads who provide free tech support.
Dads who provide free automotive advice.
Dads who provide free home-repair advice.
Dads who give directions.
Dads who ignore GPS directions.
Dads who eventually follow GPS directions.
Dads who call wrong turns scenic routes.
Dads who pack cars like competitive puzzle champions.
Dads who fall asleep during movies.
Dads who insist they weren’t asleep.
Dads who tell jokes.
Terrible jokes.
Fantastic terrible jokes.
Jokes everyone groans at.
Jokes Dad tells again specifically because everyone groaned.
Dads who say:
“Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
Every.
Single.
Time.
Dads who show up.
Dads who listen.
Dads who teach.
Dads who encourage.
Dads who protect.
Dads who support.
Dads who make their kids laugh.
Dads whose kids pretend they’re embarrassing.
Dads whose kids secretly think they’re pretty awesome.
People looking for a Father’s Day shirt.
People looking for a dad birthday gift.
People looking for a new dad gift.
People looking for a funny dad shirt.
People looking for a superhero dad shirt.
People looking for a gift from daughter to dad.
People looking for a gift from son to dad.
People looking for a husband Father’s Day gift.
People looking for a first Father’s Day gift.
People looking for a Christmas gift for Dad.
And anyone lucky enough to know a dad who deserves to hear:
YOU’RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
Because superheroes don’t always fly.
They don’t always wear capes.
They don’t always save entire cities.
Sometimes they save the day by fixing a bicycle.
Jump-starting a car.
Making breakfast.
Checking under the bed.
Teaching someone how to throw a ball.
Showing up to the recital.
Helping with homework.
Giving advice.
Offering a hug.
Taking the late-night phone call.
Or simply being there when someone needs them.
Those victories don’t make comic-book headlines.
But to the people who love him?
They’re pretty super.
SUPERDAD.
HERO OF THE HOUSEHOLD.
DEFENDER OF THE THERMOSTAT.
MASTER OF THE GRILL.
FINDER OF LOST OBJECTS.
TELLER OF TERRIBLE JOKES.
NO CAPE REQUIRED.
Superdad Final Hero Status Report
IDENTITY: DAD.
SECRET IDENTITY: ALSO DAD.
SUPERHERO STATUS: CONFIRMED BY CHILDREN.
CAPE: OPTIONAL.
SPandex: STRONGLY DISCOURAGED.
SUPER STRENGTH: ACTIVE.
JAR OPENING: SUCCESSFUL.
FURNITURE MOVING: SUCCESSFUL.
BACK AFTER FURNITURE MOVING: COMPLAINING.
SUPER HEARING: ACTIVE WHEN CONVENIENT.
SUPER VISION: LOCATES MISSING OBJECTS.
FLASHLIGHT HOLDING ASSISTANT: NEEDS TRAINING.
TOOLS: NUMEROUS.
NEED FOR ADDITIONAL TOOLS: APPARENTLY ALSO NUMEROUS.
MYSTERY CABLES: SAVED.
OLD BATTERIES: QUESTIONABLE.
RANDOM SCREWS: RETAINED.
GARAGE: HEADQUARTERS.
THERMOSTAT: SECURE.
LIGHTS: OFF.
DOOR: CLOSED.
NEIGHBORHOOD: NOT BEING HEATED.
ELECTRIC BILL: ARCHNEMESIS.
GRILL: ACTIVE.
TONGS: CLICKED TWICE.
BURGERS: READY WHEN DAD SAYS THEY’RE READY.
LAWN: MOWED.
LINES: STRAIGHT.
DAD: PLEASED.
HOME REPAIR: ATTEMPTED.
INSTRUCTIONS: PARTIALLY CONSULTED.
EXTRA SCREWS: EXPLAINED AS “EXTRAS.”
FAMILY: SKEPTICAL.
OBJECT: SOMEHOW WORKING.
WI-FI: RESTORED.
ROUTER: RESTARTED.
FAMILY CIVILIZATION: SAVED.
DAD JOKES: DEPLOYED.
FAMILY GROANS: MAXIMUM.
DAD SATISFACTION WITH GROANS: ALSO MAXIMUM.
MOVIE: SELECTED BY DAD.
DAD DURING MOVIE: ASLEEP.
DAD CLAIMS HE WAS ASLEEP: FALSE.
OFFICIAL EXPLANATION: RESTING EYES.
ROAD TRIP ROUTE: SCENIC.
GPS DISAGREEMENT: RESOLVED EVENTUALLY.
TRUNK PACKING: MASTER LEVEL.
CHILDREN: LOVED.
FAMILY: PROTECTED.
ADVICE: AVAILABLE.
HUGS: AVAILABLE.
HELP: AVAILABLE.
PRESENCE: RELIABLE.
FATHER’S DAY STATUS: GIFT-READY.
BIRTHDAY STATUS: GIFT-READY.
DAD POWER: MAXIMUM.
HOUSEHOLD HERO STATUS: CONFIRMED.
CURRENT STATUS: SUPERDAD.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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