There’s Too Much Blood in My Caffeine System – Unisex T-Shirt – Coffee Addict Humor

There’s Too Much Blood in My Caffeine System – Unisex T-Shirt – Coffee Addict Humor

Coffee level:

Dangerously low.

Blood level:

Suspiciously high.

Diagnosis:

MORE COFFEE.

Celebrate your completely reasonable relationship with caffeine with this There’s Too Much Blood in My Caffeine System Unisex T-Shirt, featuring a steaming cup of coffee paired with the hilariously backwards complaint:

THERE’S TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY CAFFEINE SYSTEM.

Perfect for anyone who doesn’t simply drink coffee.

They require it.

Morning coffee.

Mid-morning coffee.

The coffee after the morning coffee.

Afternoon coffee.

And that questionable evening cup that inevitably leads to lying awake at 1:47 a.m. wondering why sleep has abandoned you.

Perfect for coffee addicts, espresso enthusiasts, cold brew fanatics, latte lovers, java junkies, baristas, morning grumps, sarcastic coworkers, night owls, and anyone whose bloodstream probably qualifies for its own loyalty card at the local coffee shop.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious Coffee Addict Design – Features a steaming coffee cup with the sarcastic phrase “There’s Too Much Blood in My Caffeine System.”
• Made for Serious Coffee Drinkers – Perfect for espresso lovers, cold brew addicts, latte enthusiasts, java junkies, baristas, and dedicated caffeine consumers.
• Perfect Morning Humor – Ideal for people who shouldn’t be expected to participate in conversations until the first cup has been successfully administered.
• Classic Unisex Style – Easy to wear for coffee runs, casual Fridays, work-from-home days, weekend errands, road trips, brunch, or emergency trips to the espresso machine.
• Great Conversation Starter – Fellow caffeine addicts will understand immediately. Tea drinkers may become concerned.
• Perfect for the Office – A subtle warning to coworkers that approaching you before coffee is entirely at their own risk.
• Funny Coffee Lover Gift – Great for baristas, coworkers, friends, family members, espresso enthusiasts, and anyone who treats caffeine as a major food group.

7:12 a.m.

Coworker:

“Good morning!”

You:

“Debatable.”

“You okay?”

You hold up your empty coffee cup.

Coworker:

“Oh.”

They understand.

You reach the coffee machine.

Pour.

First sip.

Nothing.

Second sip.

Vision improves.

Third sip.

Brain begins booting.

Coworker:

“Feeling better?”

You:

“Somewhat.”

They look at your shirt.

THERE’S TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY CAFFEINE SYSTEM.

Coworker:

“How much coffee do you actually drink?”

You:

“A normal amount.”

“How much is normal?”

You pause.

“That feels judgmental.”

“Four cups?”

Silence.

“Six?”

More silence.

“Eight?”

You:

“WHY ARE WE PUTTING NUMBERS ON HAPPINESS?”

Fair point.

You refill your mug.

Back to work.

Thirty minutes later…

Emails answered.

Spreadsheet finished.

Meeting scheduled.

Productivity achieved.

Coworker:

“Wow. You’re really moving now.”

You raise your coffee.

“System restored.”

Because some people run on determination.

Some run on ambition.

Some run on eight hours of healthy, restorative sleep.

And some of us have chosen a different operating system.

CAFFEINE.

Keep it brewing.

Keep it flowing.

And please address this serious imbalance immediately.

THERE’S TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY CAFFEINE SYSTEM.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

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Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

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