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⚔️ ‘Tis But a Scratch Unisex Sweatshirt – Brave the Chill Like a Limbless Legend
Stay warm while boldly denying your problems in the ‘Tis But a Scratch Unisex Sweatshirt, featuring the unflappable Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. With a design as iconic as the quote itself, this comfy classic is perfect for fans who believe pain is optional—but style is mandatory.
Why You’ll Love It:
🖤 Comedic Courage – Rock the infamous “’Tis but a scratch!” quote with the fearless (and increasingly limbless) knight in full denial-mode glory.
🧥 Cozy Meets Classic – This heavy blend sweatshirt delivers warmth, softness, and durability with a relaxed unisex fit that flatters knights and knaves alike.
🎨 Bold Print That Lasts – The graphic stays sharp and hilarious wash after wash, just like the Black Knight’s undying spirit.
🎁 Legendary Gift Material – Perfect for Monty Python fans, film buffs, and anyone who insists they’re fine… even while missing an arm or two.
🔥 Everyday Armor – Whether you’re facing winter winds or passive-aggressive coworkers, this sweatshirt has your back (and both arms).
Declare your defiance in comfort and comedy with the ‘Tis But a Scratch Unisex Sweatshirt—because when life cuts deep, a good laugh (and a warm pullover) goes a long way.
Tags:
Monty Python Sweatshirt, Black Knight Pullover, ‘Tis But a Scratch Shirt, Funny Movie Quote Apparel, British Comedy Merch, Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck, Cult Classic Gift, Holy Grail Clothing, Silly Pop Culture Sweater
This soft sweatshirt has a loose fit for a comfortable feel. With durable print, it will be a walking billboard for years to come.
.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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