⚔️ ‘Tis But a Scratch Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – Bold, Brash & Barely Bleeding
Price range: $19.99 through $25.99
This ‘Tis But a Scratch Heavy Cotton T-Shirt brings iconic Monty Python and the Holy Grail humor to life with a bold graphic of everyone’s favorite overly optimistic warrior and his infamous quote.
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⚔️ ‘Tis But a Scratch Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt – Bold, Brash & Barely Bleeding
Charge into your day like the Black Knight himself—with zero limbs and 100% confidence. This ‘Tis But a Scratch Heavy Cotton T-Shirt brings iconic Monty Python and the Holy Grail humor to life with a bold graphic of everyone’s favorite overly optimistic warrior and his infamous quote.
Why You’ll Love It:
🖤 Classic Comedy, Classic Tee – Features the fearless (and limbless) Black Knight mid-defiance, reminding the world that denial is always an option.
👕 Heavyweight Comfort – Made from durable, soft cotton that feels great and holds its shape—perfect for daily battles (or just binge-watching British comedy).
🎨 Bold Print That Lasts – The design stays crisp and vivid, even after multiple wash cycles and dramatic reenactments.
💪 Unisex Fit for Every Warrior – Designed to flatter all shapes and sizes, whether you’re a full-limbed knight or down to your last torso.
🎁 Legendary Gift Idea – Perfect for Monty Python fans, movie buffs, or anyone who insists they’re “fine” even when clearly not.
For the brave, the stubborn, and the hilariously delusional—this tee is your badge of honor. Put it on, hold your ground, and proudly declare: ‘Tis but a scratch!
Tags:
Monty Python T-Shirt, Black Knight Tee, ‘Tis But a Scratch Shirt, British Comedy Apparel, Cult Classic Movie Shirt, Funny Unisex Cotton Tee, Holy Grail Gift Idea, Bold Graphic T-Shirt, Medieval Humor Fashion
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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