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I Finally Get Why Chickens Start Their Day Screaming – Unisex T-Shirt – Morning Mood in Feathered Form
Alarm goes off.
You open one eye.
It’s morning.
Again.
And suddenly…
YOU UNDERSTAND THE ROOSTER.
Celebrate your complete lack of enthusiasm for sunrise with this I Finally Get Why Chickens Start Their Day Screaming Unisex T-Shirt, featuring a rooster doing exactly what many of us would like to do the moment morning arrives:
SCREAM.
Maybe roosters aren’t happily announcing a beautiful new day.
Maybe they’re looking at the sunrise and thinking:
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?”
Honestly…
That makes considerably more sense.
Perfect for coffee lovers, reluctant early risers, night owls, exhausted parents, farmers, homesteaders, backyard chicken keepers, poultry lovers, shift workers, and anyone who considers waking up before 9 AM a personal attack.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Hilariously Relatable Morning Humor – Finally explains the rooster’s daily screaming in terms every non-morning person understands.
- Funny Crowing Rooster Design – The perfect feathered mascot for anyone who wakes up immediately annoyed.
- Perfect for Coffee Lovers – Especially those operating under a strict “caffeine before conversation” policy.
- Great for Chicken Owners – Backyard chicken keepers and homesteaders know exactly how enthusiastically roosters greet the morning.
- Made for Night Owls – Because some people see sunrise as beautiful. Others see it as evidence they should still be asleep.
- Classic Unisex Style – Great for coffee runs, farms, casual weekends, early shifts, school drop-offs, farmers markets, or silently resenting your alarm clock.
- Funny Gift for Tired Humans – Perfect for birthdays, holidays, chicken moms, chicken dads, farmers, coworkers, coffee addicts, night owls, and chronically sleepy friends.
It’s 5:47 AM.
Outside…
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!
Your eyes open.
You stare at the ceiling.
Another rooster joins in.
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!
You:
“No.”
Again.
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!
You pull the blanket over your head.
“WHY ARE YOU YELLING?”
The rooster continues.
You sit up.
Then your alarm goes off.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
You stare at it.
Suddenly…
Something clicks.
You look toward the window.
“Oh.”
Another crow.
You nod slowly.
“I GET IT NOW.”
You’re not angry at the rooster anymore.
You’re connected.
Two creatures.
Different species.
Same emotional response to sunrise.
You stumble toward the kitchen.
Coffee.
Immediately.
You pour a cup.
Outside:
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!
You raise your mug toward the window.
“Same, buddy.”
Another crow.
“Same.”
Later that morning…
Someone cheerful walks into the room.
“GOOD MORNING!”
You stare at them.
They’re smiling.
Why?
How?
“Beautiful day!”
You take a sip of coffee.
They continue.
“Did you see the sunrise?”
“No.”
“It was gorgeous.”
“That’s nice.”
“I love mornings!”
You slowly lower your cup.
Outside…
The rooster screams.
You point toward the window.
“That’s my guy.”
They look confused.
“The rooster?”
“He understands me.”
“He’s just crowing.”
You shake your head.
“No.”
Another crow.
“That’s existential frustration.”
They laugh.
“You’re ridiculous.”
“Ask him.”
“How?”
You open the window.
“HEY! YOU HAPPY ABOUT BEING AWAKE?”
The rooster:
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!
You close the window.
“Exactly.”
Your cheerful friend:
“That proved absolutely nothing.”
You:
“It proved everything.”
Later, you’re talking to another chicken owner.
They read your shirt.
I FINALLY GET WHY CHICKENS START THEIR DAY SCREAMING.
They immediately laugh.
“Accurate.”
“You have chickens?”
“Fourteen.”
“Rooster?”
“Two.”
You wince.
“What time?”
“Usually before sunrise.”
You place a hand on their shoulder.
“I’m sorry.”
They nod.
“Thank you.”
No further explanation required.
This person has seen things.
Dark things.
Mostly at 4:53 AM.
Because maybe we’ve misunderstood roosters this entire time.
Perhaps they’re not saying:
“Good morning! The sun is rising!”
Maybe they’re saying:
“EVERYBODY WAKE UP AND BE MISERABLE WITH ME!”
And suddenly…
Roosters are the most relatable animals on the farm.
I FINALLY GET WHY CHICKENS START THEIR DAY SCREAMING.
Wake up.
See sunrise.
Question everything.
Scream accordingly.
Then find coffee.
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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.
.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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