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I Finally Get Why Chickens Start Their Day Screaming – Unisex T-Shirt – Morning Mood in Feathered Form
If you’ve ever heard your alarm go off and immediately questioned all your life choices, this shirt is for you. Featuring a rooster crowing at the top of its lungs alongside the phrase “I Finally Get Why Chickens Start Their Day Screaming,” this hilarious tee perfectly captures the universal struggle of mornings.
Whether you’re a coffee-dependent zombie, a reluctant early riser, or someone who simply isn’t designed for sunrise, this shirt lets everyone know exactly how you feel before your first cup of caffeine.
Comfortable, funny, and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect addition to any sleep-deprived wardrobe.
Perfect For:
- Coffee lovers and caffeine enthusiasts
- Not-so-morning people
- Farmers, homesteaders, and chicken owners
- Anyone who wakes up already annoyed
Because sometimes the rooster isn’t announcing the dawn—it’s protesting it.
Tags: Funny Rooster Shirt, Morning Person Joke T-Shirt, Chicken Humor Tee, Unisex Funny Graphic Shirt, Coffee Lover Apparel, Rooster Crowing Shirt, I Finally Get Why Chickens Start Their Days Screaming Tee, Farm Humor Clothing, Relatable Morning Shirt, Chicken Lover Gift, Funny Farm Animal Tee, Sleep Deprived Humor Shirt, Rural Life Apparel, Wake Up Joke T-Shirt, Caffeine Powered Clothing
This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.
.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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