Zombie Love – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Zombie Couple – Brains – Horror Tee

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: UNDEAD.

HIS THOUGHTS: BRAINS.

HER THOUGHTS: BRAINS.

COMMUNICATION: PERFECT.

SHARED INTERESTS: BRAINS.

DATE NIGHT: BRAINS.

FUTURE PLANS: PROBABLY BRAINS.

SOULMATE STATUS: CONFIRMED.

Finding someone who truly understands you is difficult.

Finding someone who finishes your sentences?

Special.

Finding someone who shares your interests?

Wonderful.

Finding someone who gazes lovingly into your decomposing eyes while both of you are simultaneously thinking…

BRAINS.

That’s romance.

The Zombie Love Unisex T-Shirt features a comic-style male and female zombie locked in a spine-tingling embrace, each with the exact same thing on their undead mind:

Brains.

No complicated relationship.

No mixed signals.

No wondering what the other person is thinking.

They’re thinking about brains.

Both of them.

At the same time.

Relationship goals.

This funny zombie couple shirt combines horror, romance, comic-book style, and dark humor into a design made for zombie fans, Halloween lovers, horror couples, spooky sweethearts, and anyone whose idea of romance involves significantly more groaning than the average Valentine’s card.

It’s creepy.

It’s funny.

It’s strangely sweet.

And technically…

their love may be the most alive thing about them.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious Zombie Couple Design – A male and female zombie prove that true love really can survive anything… including death.
• Matching “Brains” Thoughts – Nothing says soulmate quite like simultaneously craving exactly the same thing.
• Comic-Style Horror Artwork – A fun combination of creepy undead imagery and comic-book humor.
• Perfect Horror Romance – Equal parts spooky, ridiculous, romantic, and wonderfully macabre.
• Comfortable Unisex Style – Easy casual wear for horror marathons, Halloween parties, spooky date nights, or everyday undead appreciation.
• Great Couples Humor – Perfect for people who have found someone equally weird.
• Funny Horror Gift – Great for zombie fans, horror couples, comic lovers, Halloween obsessives, and dark-humor romantics.

True Love

Zombie Boyfriend:

Braaaains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Braaaains.

Zombie Boyfriend:

…

Zombie Girlfriend:

…

Zombie Boyfriend:

You get me.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Braaaains.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Exactly.

Relationship Status

COMMUNICATION: EXCELLENT.

SHARED INTERESTS: STRONG.

PHYSICAL CONDITION: POOR.

EMOTIONAL CONNECTION: SURPRISINGLY HEALTHY.

Zombie Boyfriend:

We’re perfect together.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Boyfriend:

I love when you say that.

The First Date

Zombie:

So…

tell me about yourself.

Zombie Date:

Brains.

Zombie:

No way.

Zombie Date:

What?

Zombie:

Me too!

Zombie Date:

Seriously?

Zombie:

BRAINS.

Zombie Date:

BRAINS!

Waiter:

Would you two like a minute?

Both:

BRAINS.

Waiter:

I’ll come back.

First Date Status

CHEMISTRY: IMMEDIATE.

CONVERSATION: LIMITED.

SHARED INTEREST: EXTREMELY CLEAR.

SECOND DATE: GUARANTEED.

Waiter:

This is either going extremely well or extremely badly.

The Dating Profile

NAME: Zed.

STATUS: Undead.

HOBBIES: Shuffling, groaning, wandering.

INTERESTS: Brains.

LOOKING FOR: Someone who enjoys brains.

MATCH FOUND.

NAME: Zoey.

STATUS: Also undead.

HOBBIES: Shuffling, groaning, wandering.

INTERESTS: Brains.

Dating App:

98% compatibility.

Zed:

Why only 98?

Dating App:

She prefers fast zombies.

Zed:

We can work through that.

Zombie Dating Status

MATCHES: ONE.

QUALITY OF MATCH: EXCELLENT.

BRAINS IN COMMON: YES.

RELATIONSHIP POTENTIAL: DISTURBINGLY HIGH.

The Pickup Line

Zombie:

Hey.

Zombie:

Hey.

Zombie:

Come here often?

Zombie:

This is a cemetery.

Zombie:

So…

yes?

Zombie:

Pretty much.

Zombie:

Brains?

Zombie:

I thought you’d never ask.

Zombie Romance Status

PICKUP LINE: TERRIBLE.

RESULT: SUCCESSFUL.

The Romantic Dinner

Waiter:

Good evening.

Zombie Couple:

Groans.

Waiter:

Would you like to hear tonight’s specials?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains?

Waiter:

No.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains?

Waiter:

Still no.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Do you have a different menu?

Waiter:

No.

Zombie Girlfriend:

This restaurant is terrible.

Waiter:

We have pasta.

Zombie Couple:

…

Waiter:

Steak?

Zombie Couple:

…

Waiter:

Tacos?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Let’s hear him out.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Fine.

Dinner Status

CANDLES: LIT.

MUSIC: ROMANTIC.

BRAINS: UNAVAILABLE.

TACOS: POSSIBLE COMPROMISE.

RELATIONSHIP: SURVIVING.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Extra salsa.

Zombie Boyfriend:

That’s why I love you.

Valentine’s Day

Zombie Boyfriend:

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Zombie Girlfriend:

You remembered!

Zombie Boyfriend:

Of course.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Flowers?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Better.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Chocolate?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Better.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Jewelry?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Better.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains?

Zombie Boyfriend:

BRAINS.

Zombie Girlfriend:

You know me so well.

Valentine’s Status

FLOWERS: ZERO.

CHOCOLATE: ZERO.

JEWELRY: ZERO.

BRAINS: APPARENTLY ROMANTIC.

GIRLFRIEND: DELIGHTED.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Nailed it.

The Anniversary

Zombie Girlfriend:

Do you know what today is?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Tuesday?

Zombie Girlfriend:

…

Zombie Boyfriend:

Our anniversary!

Zombie Girlfriend:

Nice save.

Zombie Boyfriend:

I got you something.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains?

Zombie Boyfriend:

How did you know?

Zombie Girlfriend:

We’ve been together six years.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Best six years after death.

Anniversary Status

DATE REMEMBERED: EVENTUALLY.

GIFT: PREDICTABLE.

ROMANCE: STRONG.

The Love Letter

Zombie Boyfriend:

My dearest…

Friend:

Good.

Zombie Boyfriend:

From the moment I saw you…

Friend:

Nice.

Zombie Boyfriend:

I knew you were different.

Friend:

Romantic.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Your eyes were cloudy.

Friend:

Less romantic.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Your skin was decomposing beautifully.

Friend:

Much less romantic.

Zombie Boyfriend:

And I could tell you appreciated brains.

Friend:

There it is.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Too much?

Friend:

For humans?

Yes.

For her?

Probably perfect.

Zombie Poetry

Zombie:

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I like brains.

And you like them too.

Friend:

That’s terrible.

Zombie:

She cried.

Friend:

From happiness?

Zombie:

Hard to tell.

Her tear ducts aren’t doing great.

Friend:

Fair.

The Proposal

Zombie Boyfriend:

Gets down on one knee.

Zombie Girlfriend:

What are you doing?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Hopefully proposing.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Hopefully?

Zombie Boyfriend:

My knee might not support this.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Fair.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Will you—

Knee:

CRACK.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Oh.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Need help?

Zombie Boyfriend:

In several ways.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Is that a ring?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Yes.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Then yes.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Excellent.

Now help me up.

Proposal Status

RING: PRESENT.

KNEE: COMPROMISED.

ANSWER: YES.

FIANCÉ: STUCK ON GROUND.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Very romantic.

The Wedding

Officiant:

Dearly beloved…

and recently deceased…

we are gathered here today—

Zombie Guest:

Brains.

Officiant:

Please hold all brain-related comments until the reception.

Zombie Guest:

Sorry.

Officiant:

Do you take this zombie to be your lawfully wedded—

Bride:

Brains.

Officiant:

I’ll interpret that as yes.

Groom:

Brains.

Officiant:

Also yes.

By the extremely questionable authority vested in me…

I now pronounce you…

undead and undead.

Wedding Status

BRIDE: DECEASED.

GROOM: DECEASED.

LOVE: ALIVE.

CEREMONY: WEIRDLY BEAUTIFUL.

Officiant:

You may now groan at the bride.

The Wedding Reception

DJ:

First dance!

Zombie Couple:

Slowly shuffles.

Guest:

Are they dancing?

Friend:

Technically.

Guest:

They haven’t moved more than three feet.

Friend:

It’s a slow dance.

Guest:

Extremely slow.

Friend:

They’re zombies.

Manage expectations.

First Dance Status

RHYTHM: QUESTIONABLE.

COORDINATION: LOW.

ENTHUSIASM: HIGH.

BODY PARTS REMAINING ATTACHED: MOST.

DJ:

Beautiful.

The Wedding Cake

Baker:

Chocolate or vanilla?

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Baker:

Chocolate or vanilla?

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Baker:

I’m making chocolate.

Zombie Couple:

Brains?

Baker:

CHOCOLATE.

Wedding Cake Status

FLAVOR: CHOCOLATE.

FROSTING: BUTTERCREAM.

BRAINS: DECORATIVE ONLY.

BAKER: FIRM BOUNDARIES.

The Honeymoon

Travel Agent:

Beach?

Zombie Bride:

Brains.

Travel Agent:

Mountains?

Zombie Groom:

Brains.

Travel Agent:

European city?

Both:

Brains.

Travel Agent:

You two aren’t making this easy.

Zombie Bride:

Somewhere populated.

Travel Agent:

…

Zombie Groom:

For sightseeing.

Travel Agent:

Sure.

Honeymoon Status

DESTINATION: TBD.

ACTIVITIES: SUSPICIOUSLY VAGUE.

TRAVEL AGENT: CONCERNED.

The Couple’s Therapist

Therapist:

What brings you here?

Zombie Girlfriend:

He doesn’t listen.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

SEE?

Therapist:

I see.

And how does that make you feel?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains.

Therapist:

…

Zombie Boyfriend:

See why we’re together?

Therapist:

I’m beginning to.

Therapy Status

COMMUNICATION: LIMITED.

COMPATIBILITY: EXTREME.

VOCABULARY: ONE PRIMARY NOUN.

RELATIONSHIP: SOMEHOW FUNCTIONAL.

Therapist:

Maybe you don’t need me.

Both:

Brains.

Therapist:

Excellent session.

The Argument

Zombie Girlfriend:

You never think about what I want!

Zombie Boyfriend:

That’s not true!

Zombie Girlfriend:

What am I thinking right now?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

…

Zombie Boyfriend:

Was I right?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Yes.

But that’s not the point.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Feels like the point.

Argument Status

CAUSE: UNCLEAR.

MIND READING: SUCCESSFUL.

BOYFRIEND: STILL IN TROUBLE.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Relationships are confusing.

The Silent Treatment

Zombie Boyfriend:

Are you mad?

Zombie Girlfriend:

…

Zombie Boyfriend:

Is that silent treatment?

Zombie Girlfriend:

…

Zombie Boyfriend:

Thinking about brains?

Zombie Girlfriend:

…

Zombie Boyfriend:

Me too.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Boyfriend:

We’re good again.

Relationship Repair Status

APOLOGY: NONE.

CONFLICT RESOLUTION: BRAINS.

EFFECTIVENESS: SURPRISINGLY HIGH.

The Grocery List

Zombie Girlfriend:

We need groceries.

Zombie Boyfriend:

I’ll make a list.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Milk.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Milk.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Bread.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Bread.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Eggs.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Eggs.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Coffee.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Coffee.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Wait.

Zombie Girlfriend:

What?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Nothing.

Grocery Status

MILK: NEEDED.

BREAD: NEEDED.

EGGS: NEEDED.

COFFEE: NEEDED.

ONE ITEM: GROCERY STORE UNLIKELY TO STOCK.

Zombie Girlfriend:

We’ll improvise.

The Grocery Store

Employee:

Can I help you find something?

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Employee:

We don’t carry those.

Zombie Couple:

…

Employee:

Anything else?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Coffee.

Employee:

Aisle six.

Zombie Boyfriend:

See?

Productive trip.

Zombie Girlfriend:

I love you.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Same.

The Couple Who Cooks Together

Zombie Girlfriend:

What should we make?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

We had that yesterday.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Tacos?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Now you’re talking.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brain tacos?

Zombie Girlfriend:

You ruined it.

Dinner Planning Status

OPTION ONE: BRAINS.

OPTION TWO: TACOS.

COMPROMISE: REJECTED.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Pizza?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Deal.

Zombie Date Night

Zombie Boyfriend:

Movie?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Sure.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Romance?

Zombie Girlfriend:

No.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Comedy?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Maybe.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Zombie movie?

Zombie Girlfriend:

That’s basically a documentary.

Zombie Boyfriend:

True.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Let’s watch humans.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Scary.

Movie Night Status

POPCORN: READY.

COUCH: READY.

ZOMBIES WATCHING HUMANS: META.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Why do humans always investigate strange noises?

Zombie Boyfriend:

No survival instincts.

The Horror Marathon

Human Friend:

Zombie movie?

You:

Yep.

Human Friend:

Another zombie movie?

You:

Yep.

Human Friend:

Third one?

You:

Yep.

Human Friend:

Could we watch something romantic?

You:

Points at shirt.

Human Friend:

That’s your definition of romance?

You:

Look how happy they are.

Human Friend:

They’re thinking about brains.

You:

TOGETHER.

That’s the romantic part.

Horror Romance Status

ZOMBIES: PRESENT.

ROMANCE: PRESENT.

BRAINS: PRESENT.

HALLMARK: UNLIKELY TO ADAPT.

The Matching Couple

Partner:

Should we get matching shirts?

You:

Maybe.

Partner:

Something romantic?

You:

Sure.

Partner:

Hearts?

You:

Boring.

Partner:

Flowers?

You:

Boring.

Partner:

Zombies thinking about brains?

You:

Now we’re talking.

Matching Shirt Status

NORMAL COUPLE: HEARTS.

HORROR COUPLE: ZOMBIES.

WEIRD COUPLE: PROUDLY ZOMBIES.

Partner:

We’re weird.

You:

That’s why this works.

Relationship Goals

Friend:

What’s the secret to a good relationship?

You:

Communication.

Friend:

Okay.

You:

Shared interests.

Friend:

Sure.

You:

Mutual respect.

Friend:

Good.

You:

Trust.

Friend:

Absolutely.

You:

And synchronized thoughts about brains.

Friend:

There it is.

You:

Important.

Friend:

Only for zombies.

You:

Probably.

The Perfect Couple

Friend:

How do you know you’ve found the one?

You:

They understand your weirdness.

Friend:

Good answer.

You:

They support your interests.

Friend:

Nice.

You:

They laugh at your jokes.

Friend:

Absolutely.

You:

They want brains at exactly the same time.

Friend:

You couldn’t leave it normal.

You:

Where’s the fun in that?

The Human Couple

Partner One:

What are you thinking?

Partner Two:

Nothing.

Partner One:

You’re always thinking something.

Partner Two:

Food.

Partner One:

What food?

Partner Two:

Tacos.

Partner One:

I was thinking tacos!

Both:

Soulmates!

Zombie Couple nearby:

Brains.

Human Couple:

Okay, you win.

Compatibility Status

HUMAN COUPLE: TACOS.

ZOMBIE COUPLE: BRAINS.

PRINCIPLE: IDENTICAL.

The Halloween Party

Guest:

Cute couple shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Guest:

Are those zombies?

You:

Yep.

Guest:

And they’re both thinking about brains?

You:

Yep.

Guest:

That’s strangely adorable.

You:

Exactly.

Guest:

Also disgusting.

You:

Also exactly.

Halloween Status

CREEPY: YES.

CUTE: SOMEHOW YES.

ROMANTIC: WEIRDLY YES.

BRAINS: OBVIOUSLY.

The Costume Party

Friend:

Are you dressed as a zombie?

You:

No.

Friend:

Then why the zombie shirt?

You:

Emotional support zombies.

Friend:

That’s not a thing.

You:

It is now.

Friend:

They’re thinking about brains.

You:

They’re very supportive.

Friend:

Of what?

You:

Brains.

Friend:

Of course.

The Zombie Walk

Zombie One:

Brains.

Zombie Two:

Brains.

You:

Points at shirt.

Zombie One:

Aww.

Zombie Two:

Relationship goals.

You:

Thank you.

Friend:

We’re surrounded by people in zombie makeup and somehow this conversation makes sense.

Zombie Walk Status

SHUFFLING: ACTIVE.

GROANING: ACTIVE.

MAKEUP: EXCELLENT.

ROMANCE: UNEXPECTEDLY HIGH.

The Horror Convention

Stranger:

Love the shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Stranger:

Zombie couple?

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

Both thinking “brains.”

You:

Soulmates.

Stranger:

That’s hilarious.

Friend:

You two became friends instantly.

You:

Horror shirts are networking tools.

Convention Status

HORROR FANS: MANY.

COSPLAY: EVERYWHERE.

ZOMBIES: REPRESENTED.

DARK HUMOR: APPRECIATED.

The Comic Fan

Friend:

I like the comic style.

You:

Me too.

Friend:

Thought bubbles are perfect.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

You instantly know what both characters are thinking.

You:

And?

Friend:

Brains.

You:

See?

Efficient storytelling.

Comic Status

CHARACTERS: TWO.

THOUGHT BUBBLES: TWO.

THOUGHTS: IDENTICAL.

PLOT: UNDERSTOOD IMMEDIATELY.

Friend:

Cinema could learn from this.

The Zombie Movie Expert

Friend:

Fast zombies or slow zombies?

Expert:

For romance?

Friend:

What?

Expert:

You need to specify.

Friend:

Survival.

Expert:

Slow.

Friend:

Why?

Expert:

More time to escape.

Friend:

Romance?

Expert:

Also slow.

Friend:

Why?

Expert:

More time to get to know each other.

Friend:

I hate that you had an answer.

Zombie Expertise Status

SURVIVAL KNOWLEDGE: EXTENSIVE.

ROMANCE KNOWLEDGE: QUESTIONABLE.

The Apocalypse Couple

Partner:

Zombie apocalypse plan?

You:

Stay together.

Partner:

Good.

You:

Gather supplies.

Partner:

Good.

You:

Find shelter.

Partner:

Good.

You:

Avoid crowds.

Partner:

Good.

You:

Never split up.

Partner:

Excellent.

You:

Especially to investigate mysterious noises.

Partner:

Obviously.

You:

This relationship might actually survive a horror movie.

Partner:

That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said.

Apocalypse Relationship Status

TEAMWORK: STRONG.

SUPPLIES: READY.

ESCAPE PLAN: READY.

WILLINGNESS TO INVESTIGATE DARK BASEMENT: ZERO.

SURVIVAL CHANCES: ABOVE HORROR-MOVIE AVERAGE.

The Argument During the Apocalypse

Partner:

You forgot the water!

You:

You forgot the flashlight!

Partner:

You said you packed it!

You:

You said you packed batteries!

Partner:

We’re surrounded by zombies!

You:

This isn’t the time!

Partner:

When is the time?

Zombie Couple outside:

Brains.

You:

Look at them.

Partner:

What?

You:

They’re not arguing.

Partner:

THEY’RE ZOMBIES.

You:

Still.

Communication.

The Zombie Couple Next Door

Human:

Our neighbors are weird.

Partner:

The zombies?

Human:

Yes.

Partner:

They’re actually very quiet.

Human:

They groan constantly.

Partner:

Compared to our old neighbors?

Human:

Fair.

Partner:

And they seem happy.

Human:

They eat brains.

Partner:

Nobody’s perfect.

Neighborhood Status

PROPERTY VALUES: UNCERTAIN.

NOISE LEVEL: MODERATE GROANING.

NEIGHBORS: UNDEAD.

RELATIONSHIP: SURPRISINGLY STABLE.

The Couples Game Night

Host:

How well do you know your partner?

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Host:

I haven’t asked the first question.

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Host:

Favorite food?

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Host:

Correct.

Favorite hobby?

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Host:

Technically incorrect.

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Host:

I’m giving you the point.

Couples Game Status

QUESTIONS ASKED: 2.

ANSWERS GIVEN: BRAINS.

POINTS: SOMEHOW 2.

The Newlywed Game

Host:

What would your spouse say is their favorite meal?

Zombie Husband:

Brains.

Host:

Let’s see what she wrote.

Zombie Wife’s Card:

BRAINS.

Audience:

Applause.

Host:

Correct!

Next question.

What does your spouse think about most?

Both:

BRAINS.

Host:

This is going to be a very short episode.

Newlywed Status

COMPATIBILITY: 100%.

TELEVISION ENTERTAINMENT VALUE: DECLINING.

The Double Date

Human Couple:

So how did you two meet?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Brains.

Human Couple:

Right.

Zombie Girlfriend:

How did you meet?

Human:

Dating app.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains?

Human:

No.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Interesting.

Double Date Status

SMALL TALK: DIFFICULT.

COMMON INTERESTS: LIMITED.

APPETIZERS: ARRIVING.

Waiter:

Anyone sharing?

Zombie Couple:

Brains.

Waiter:

I regret asking.

The Relationship Advice

Friend:

My partner and I don’t have enough in common.

Zombie:

Brains.

Friend:

What?

Zombie:

Shared interests.

Friend:

Oh.

Zombie:

Brains.

Friend:

Right.

For you.

Zombie:

Find your brains.

Friend:

That’s…

actually almost profound.

Zombie:

Brains.

Friend:

And it’s gone.

Relationship Wisdom Status

SOURCE: ZOMBIE.

MESSAGE: FIND SHARED INTERESTS.

DELIVERY: BRAINS.

The Romantic Movie

Zombie Girlfriend:

Why doesn’t he just tell her how he feels?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Exactly.

Communication.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

You’re such a good listener.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Romantic Movie Status

PLOT: COMPLICATED.

ZOMBIE INTERPRETATION: SIMPLE.

The Love Song

Zombie Boyfriend:

I wrote you a song.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Really?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Yes.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Sing it.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Braaaaaains…

Zombie Girlfriend:

Beautiful.

Friend:

That’s one word.

Zombie Girlfriend:

You don’t understand art.

Music Status

LYRICS: ONE WORD.

EMOTION: EXTREME.

AUDIENCE: DIVIDED.

The Morning After

Zombie Girlfriend:

Morning.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Coffee first.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

COFFEE.

FIRST.

Zombie Boyfriend:

…

Coffee.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Thank you.

Morning Status

ZOMBIE: UNDEAD.

CAFFEINE DEPENDENCE: SOMEHOW STILL PRESENT.

BRAINS: AFTER COFFEE.

The Household Chores

Zombie Girlfriend:

Did you take out the trash?

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

That’s not an answer.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains?

Zombie Girlfriend:

Still not an answer.

Zombie Boyfriend:

I’ll do it now.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Thank you.

Zombie Boyfriend:

Brains.

Zombie Girlfriend:

Love you too.

Domestic Status

TRASH: EVENTUALLY REMOVED.

DISHES: PENDING.

RELATIONSHIP: REALISTICALLY IMPERFECT.

The Gift

Recipient:

Zombie couple!

You:

Look at the thought bubbles.

Recipient:

Brains.

You:

Both of them.

Recipient:

Aww.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

Wait.

Why did I say “aww”?

You:

Because it’s romantic.

Recipient:

They’re zombies.

You:

Zombies deserve love too.

Recipient:

Apparently.

Gift Status

CREEPY: YES.

FUNNY: YES.

ROMANTIC: SOMEHOW.

RECIPIENT: DELIGHTED.

The Valentine’s Gift

Partner:

You got me a zombie shirt for Valentine’s Day?

You:

Look closer.

Partner:

They’re hugging.

You:

Yep.

Partner:

They’re both thinking about brains.

You:

Yep.

Partner:

Are you saying we’re like them?

You:

We’re weird together.

Partner:

That’s actually sweet.

You:

Brains.

Partner:

Don’t ruin it.

Valentine’s Status

FLOWERS: OPTIONAL.

CHOCOLATE: WELCOME.

ZOMBIE COUPLE SHIRT: APPROVED.

WEIRD LOVE: CELEBRATED.

The Anniversary Gift

Partner:

Another horror gift?

You:

Romance gift.

Partner:

There are zombies on it.

You:

Romantic zombies.

Partner:

They’re thinking about brains.

You:

Together.

Partner:

You keep emphasizing that.

You:

Shared goals are important.

Partner:

You know what?

I’ll allow it.

The Zombie Love Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

Zombie fans.

Horror fans.

Horror couples.

Halloween lovers.

Comic-art fans.

Dark-humor lovers.

Macabre romantics.

Spooky couples.

Zombie-movie fans.

Zombie-game fans.

Zombie-comic fans.

Apocalypse-story fans.

Horror convention attendees.

Zombie walk participants.

Halloween party regulars.

Year-round spooky people.

People who love creepy-cute horror.

People who enjoy horror with a sense of humor.

People who think romance could use more zombies.

People who think Valentine’s Day could use more zombies.

People who have found their fellow weirdo.

People who married their fellow weirdo.

People dating their fellow weirdo.

People searching for their fellow weirdo.

People who finish each other’s sentences.

People who order the same thing without discussing it.

People who simultaneously suggest tacos.

People who send each other horror memes.

People who watch scary movies on date night.

People who plan Halloween costumes together.

People who argue over which zombie movie is best.

People who have discussed their zombie apocalypse strategy as a couple.

People who already know which partner is carrying the supplies.

People who already know which partner is driving.

People who have agreed never to split up during the apocalypse.

People who understand that “I’ll be right back” is forbidden during horror situations.

People who would never investigate the basement alone.

People who would investigate the basement together.

Which is romantic…

but still a terrible idea.

People who appreciate comic-style horror graphics.

People who love funny thought-bubble designs.

People who enjoy weird relationship humor.

People who appreciate unconventional Valentine’s gifts.

People looking for a zombie couple shirt.

People looking for a zombie love shirt.

People looking for a funny zombie T-shirt.

People looking for a horror couple shirt.

People looking for a zombie Valentine shirt.

People looking for a Halloween couple shirt.

People looking for a horror fan gift.

People looking for a funny anniversary gift.

People looking for a spooky romantic gift.

And anyone lucky enough to have found that special person who understands them completely.

You look at them.

They look at you.

No words are necessary.

You’re both thinking exactly the same thing.

Maybe it’s tacos.

Maybe it’s pizza.

Maybe it’s coffee.

Maybe it’s what movie to watch.

But if you’re zombies?

There’s really only one answer.

BRAINS.

Zombie Love Final Relationship Status Report

ZOMBIE ONE: UNDEAD.

ZOMBIE TWO: ALSO UNDEAD.

PULSE ONE: NONE.

PULSE TWO: NONE.

HEARTBEATS: ZERO.

LOVE: SOMEHOW THRIVING.

HIS THOUGHT BUBBLE: BRAINS.

HER THOUGHT BUBBLE: BRAINS.

SHARED INTERESTS: BRAINS.

FAVORITE FOOD: BRAINS.

DATE-NIGHT PLAN: BRAINS.

ANNIVERSARY PLAN: BRAINS.

VALENTINE’S PLAN: BRAINS.

FIVE-YEAR PLAN: PROBABLY BRAINS.

COMMUNICATION: MINIMAL.

UNDERSTANDING: COMPLETE.

COMPATIBILITY: EXTREME.

GROANING: FREQUENT.

SHUFFLING: FREQUENT.

CUDDLING: ACTIVE.

DECOMPOSITION: ONGOING.

ROMANCE: ALSO ONGOING.

FIRST DATE: SUCCESSFUL.

SECOND DATE: SUCCESSFUL.

PROPOSAL: SUCCESSFUL.

WEDDING: UNCONVENTIONAL.

HONEYMOON: SUSPICIOUS.

COUPLES THERAPY: SURPRISINGLY SHORT.

ARGUMENTS: OCCASIONAL.

CONFLICT RESOLUTION: BRAINS.

MATCHING THOUGHTS: CONSTANT.

HUMANITY: LOST.

SOULMATE: FOUND.

HORROR LEVEL: HIGH.

COMIC ENERGY: HIGH.

DARK HUMOR: MAXIMUM.

CREEPY: YES.

CUTE: WEIRDLY YES.

ROMANTIC: DISTURBINGLY YES.

RELATIONSHIP GOALS: QUESTIONABLE BUT EFFECTIVE.

LOVE AFTER LIFE: CONFIRMED.

CURRENT STATUS: UNDEAD & HEAD OVER HEELS.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size