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Guess What? Chicken Butt – Unisex T-Shirt – Classic Chicken Punchline
“Guess what?”
“What?”
You already know what’s coming.
You know you shouldn’t answer.
You know better.
But somehow…
You answer anyway.
CHICKEN BUTT.
Some jokes become outdated.
Some jokes disappear.
And some jokes achieve a level of ridiculous immortality that allows generations of children, parents, grandparents, coworkers, and professional annoyers to keep telling them forever.
This Guess What? Chicken Butt Unisex T-Shirt celebrates one of those classics with a hilarious chicken graphic, the words GUESS WHAT?, and an arrow pointing exactly where you’d expect.
Straight to the chicken’s butt.
No complicated setup.
No sophisticated punchline.
Just one gloriously stupid joke that refuses to die.
Perfect for dad-joke enthusiasts, chicken keepers, backyard farmers, poultry lovers, teachers, class clowns, pun addicts, nostalgic adults, and anyone whose sense of humor stopped maturing around age twelve.
Which, frankly, is probably for the best.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Classic “Guess What? Chicken Butt” Joke – One of the all-time champions of wonderfully immature humor.
- Hilarious Chicken Graphic – The strategically placed arrow ensures nobody misses the punchline.
- Perfect for Dad Joke Fans – Ideal for anyone who considers making other people groan a successful comedy performance.
- Great for Chicken Lovers – Backyard chicken owners and poultry enthusiasts finally have a shirt worthy of their flock.
- Instant Conversation Starter – Unfortunately for everyone around you, the shirt practically provides its own setup.
- Classic Unisex Style – Great for casual weekends, farms, cookouts, family gatherings, school events, chicken coops, or embarrassing your children in public.
- Funny Gift for Professional Jokesters – Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, holidays, chicken owners, farmers, dads, grandpas, coworkers, and anyone still laughing at this joke after all these years.
You’re wearing the shirt.
Someone walks up.
They glance at it.
You:
“Guess what?”
They immediately shake their head.
“No.”
“Come on.”
“Nope.”
“Guess what?”
“I know what you’re going to say.”
“What?”
“I’m not doing this.”
You point at your shirt.
“Just guess.”
They sigh.
“Fine. What?”
You grin.
“CHICKEN BUTT.”
They stare at you.
You laugh.
They don’t.
“That wasn’t funny when I was eight.”
You nod.
“And yet you answered.”
They walk away.
VICTORY.
Five minutes later…
Another person approaches.
“Hey.”
You:
“Guess what?”
“What?”
“CHICKEN BUTT.”
You laugh again.
The first person, now across the room:
“DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM!”
Too late.
The cycle continues.
Eventually a kid sees your shirt.
“Guess what?”
You freeze.
This feels different.
You:
“What?”
The kid points at your shirt.
“CHICKEN BUTT!”
You stare.
The kid laughs.
You laugh.
A nearby parent sighs.
And suddenly…
The ancient tradition has been passed to another generation.
Beautiful.
Later, you’re visiting someone with backyard chickens.
You walk toward the coop.
A chicken wanders over.
You look at the chicken.
Then your shirt.
Then the chicken again.
“Guess what?”
The chicken:
“Bawk.”
You:
“Chicken butt.”
“Bawk.”
You nod.
“Exactly.”
Someone nearby asks:
“Are you telling jokes to the chickens now?”
“They appreciate the classics.”
“No they don’t.”
Another chicken walks over.
“Guess what?”
Your friend:
“Please stop.”
“Chicken butt.”
“STOP.”
You:
“Guess why?”
They hesitate.
You smile.
“Don’t.”
They know better.
“Guess why?”
“No.”
“Come on.”
Absolutely not.
You wait.
Eventually curiosity wins.
They sigh.
“Why?”
You grin.
“CHICKEN THIGH.”
They walk away.
You:
“WAIT! I HAVE MORE!”
Because comedy doesn’t always need to be clever.
Sometimes all you need is a chicken.
An arrow.
And a punchline humanity apparently refuses to retire.
GUESS WHAT?
You know what.
CHICKEN BUTT.
Still silly.
Still stupid.
Still funny.
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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.
.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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| Weight | N/A |
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