Supermom – Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Superhero Mom – Mother’s Day

IDENTITY: MOM.

SECRET IDENTITY: ALSO MOM.

SUPER HEARING: ACTIVE.

SUPER VISION: FINDS EVERYTHING.

SNACK INVENTORY: MONITORED.

FAMILY CALENDAR: SOMEHOW MEMORIZED.

BOO-BOO RESPONSE TEAM: STANDING BY.

MULTITASKING LEVEL: LEGENDARY.

CAPE: OPTIONAL.

COFFEE: RECOMMENDED.

SUPERMOM.

Forget the cape.

She’s got laundry to fold.

The Supermom Unisex T-Shirt celebrates the everyday superhero who can locate a missing shoe, answer a work email, remember somebody’s dentist appointment, pack a lunch, settle an argument, find the permission slip everyone swore was lost, and somehow know there’s trouble happening in another room…

without even looking.

Featuring bold SUPERMOM lettering in an eye-catching comic-inspired superhero style, this shirt is made for the woman whose powers don’t come from radioactive accidents, mysterious planets, or secret laboratories.

They come from being Mom.

Which, frankly, may be more impressive.

She’s the boo-boo fixer.

The snack queen.

The carpool commander.

The bedtime negotiator.

The finder of things.

The keeper of schedules.

The emergency contact.

The family detective.

The homework consultant.

The hug provider.

The person everybody asks where something is before they’ve made any serious attempt to find it themselves.

“MOM! WHERE’S MY—”

She knows.

Of course she knows.

She’s Supermom.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Comic-Inspired SUPERmom Design – Superhero-style lettering gives Mom’s everyday accomplishments the epic treatment they deserve.
• Comfortable Unisex Fit – An easy everyday shirt made for Mom life, errands, family adventures, school events, weekends, and well-earned relaxation.
• Made for Everyday Heroes – Perfect for moms who juggle schedules, solve problems, find missing objects, provide snacks, heal emotional catastrophes, and keep everybody moving.
• Peak Mom-Life Humor – Because sometimes motherhood feels less like parenting and more like managing a tiny, unpredictable corporation.
• Perfect Mother’s Day Gift – A fun way for daughters, sons, spouses, and families to remind Mom just how appreciated she is.
• Great Beyond Mother’s Day – Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, new moms, first Mother’s Day celebrations, or spontaneous “Mom, you’re amazing” moments.
• No Cape Required – Although pockets would probably be useful.

The Origin Story

Narrator:

Every superhero has an origin story.

Supermom:

Okay.

Narrator:

Some were exposed to mysterious radiation.

Supermom:

Sure.

Narrator:

Some arrived from distant planets.

Supermom:

Right.

Narrator:

Some discovered ancient magical powers.

Supermom:

Uh-huh.

Narrator:

And you?

Supermom:

I became a mom.

Narrator:

And that’s when you developed superhuman abilities?

Supermom:

That’s when I stopped sleeping.

Origin Status

PREVIOUS IDENTITY: REGULAR HUMAN.

CURRENT IDENTITY: MOM.

SLEEP: NEGOTIABLE.

Super Hearing

Child whispers three rooms away:

Don’t tell Mom.

Mom:

DON’T TELL MOM WHAT?

Child:

…

Friend:

How does she do that?

Child:

Nobody knows.

Power Status

HEARING RANGE: TERRIFYING.

Super Vision

Child:

MOM!

Mom:

What?

Child:

I can’t find my shoes!

Mom:

By the door.

Child:

They’re not there!

Mom:

Look underneath your jacket.

Child:

…

Found them.

Mom:

I know.

Search Status

MISSING OBJECT: RECOVERED.

MOM DID NOT LEAVE CURRENT ROOM.

The Missing Backpack

Child:

MOM!

Mom:

What?

Child:

WHERE’S MY BACKPACK?

Mom:

Where did you leave it?

Child:

I DON’T KNOW!

Mom:

Couch.

Child:

It’s not there!

Mom:

Behind the couch.

Child:

…

How?

Mom:

Mom.

Superpower Status

REMOTE OBJECT LOCATION: ACTIVE.

The Missing Phone

Partner:

Have you seen my phone?

Mom:

Did you look?

Partner:

Yes.

Mom:

Actually look?

Partner:

…

Mom:

Kitchen counter.

Partner:

Oh.

Mom:

You’re welcome.

Search Status

FAMILY SEARCH DEPARTMENT: MOM.

The Thing That’s “Not There”

Child:

It’s not there.

Mom:

Yes it is.

Child:

No it isn’t.

Mom:

Did you move anything?

Child:

No.

Mom:

Then you didn’t look.

Child:

I LOOKED.

Mom walks over.

Moves one object.

Finds item.

Mom:

Behold.

Child:

That wasn’t there before.

Mom:

Of course.

It materialized when I entered the room.

Mom Status

MAGIC: APPARENTLY.

The Refrigerator

Child:

There’s nothing to eat.

Mom:

There’s an entire refrigerator full of food.

Child:

There’s nothing GOOD.

Mom:

Ah.

Different complaint.

Snack Status

FOOD: PRESENT.

APPROVAL: LIMITED.

Five Minutes Later

Child:

Can I have a snack?

Mom:

You just said there was nothing to eat.

Child:

I found something.

Mom:

Amazing what perseverance can accomplish.

Parenting Status

SARCASM: ACTIVE.

The Snack Bag

Child:

Do you have snacks?

Mom:

Yes.

Child:

How many?

Mom opens bag.

Crackers.

Fruit snacks.

Granola bar.

Apple.

Pretzels.

Water.

Emergency candy.

Tissues.

Bandages.

Hand sanitizer.

Three crayons.

One toy car.

A mysterious sock.

Child:

Why do you have all that?

Mom:

Experience.

Inventory Status

SUPERMOM UTILITY BAG: FULLY STOCKED.

The Emergency Snack

Child:

I’m starving.

Mom:

You ate twenty minutes ago.

Child:

That was twenty minutes ago.

Mom:

Fair.

Snack Status

DEPLOYMENT: AUTHORIZED.

The Grocery Store

Child:

Can we get this?

Mom:

No.

Child:

This?

Mom:

No.

Child:

This?

Mom:

No.

Child:

THIS?

Mom:

Put it back.

Child:

But—

Mom gives look.

Child quietly puts it back.

Superpower Status

THE LOOK: DEPLOYED.

The Look

Partner:

What?

Mom:

…

Partner:

What did I do?

Mom:

…

Partner:

Okay, I’ll take care of it.

Communication Status

WORDS USED: ZERO.

MESSAGE RECEIVED: 100%.

The Human Lie Detector

Mom:

Who ate the cookies?

Child One:

Not me.

Child Two:

Not me.

Mom:

Interesting.

Child One:

Why?

Mom:

Because there’s chocolate on your face.

Child One:

…

Mom:

Case closed.

Detective Status

MYSTERY: SOLVED.

The Broken Lamp

Mom:

What happened?

Children:

Nothing.

Mom:

The lamp is broken.

Children:

…

Mom:

Would anybody like to reconsider “nothing”?

Investigation Status

SUSPECTS: ALL PRESENT.

The Sibling Argument

Child One:

MOM!

Child Two:

MOM!

Child One:

HE STARTED IT!

Child Two:

SHE STARTED IT!

Mom:

Everybody stop.

Both:

BUT—

Mom:

I said stop.

Silence.

Peacekeeping Status

CEASEFIRE: ACHIEVED.

The Courtroom

Child One:

That’s mine!

Child Two:

No, it’s mine!

Mom:

Whose was it originally?

Child One:

Mine.

Child Two:

But she wasn’t using it.

Mom:

That’s not how ownership works.

Judicial Status

SUPREME COURT OF MOM: IN SESSION.

The Appeal

Child:

That’s not fair!

Mom:

Decision stands.

Child:

Can I appeal?

Mom:

To whom?

Child:

Dad?

Mom:

Go ahead.

Legal Status

APPEAL PROSPECTS: POOR.

Dad Receives Appeal

Child:

Dad, Mom said—

Dad:

What did Mom say?

Child explains.

Dad:

Then why are you asking me?

Judicial Status

LOWER COURT AFFIRMED.

The Boo-Boo

Child:

MOM!

Mom:

What happened?

Child:

I hurt my finger.

Mom:

Let me see.

Child:

Am I going to be okay?

Mom:

Yes.

Child:

How do you know?

Mom:

Because I can see your finger.

Medical Status

PATIENT: STABLE.

The Bandage

Child:

I need a bandage.

Mom:

There’s no cut.

Child:

But it hurts.

Mom:

So you need a decorative bandage?

Child:

Yes.

Mom:

Okay.

Treatment Status

BANDAGE: EMOTIONALLY NECESSARY.

The Magical Kiss

Child:

It hurts.

Mom kisses boo-boo.

Child:

Better.

Scientist:

We should study this.

Mom:

Don’t have time.

Medical Research Status

MOM MAGIC: PEER REVIEW PENDING.

The Sick Day

Child:

Mom?

Mom:

Yeah?

Child:

I don’t feel good.

Mom:

Come here.

Supermom Mode

MEETINGS: REARRANGED.

PLANS: CHANGED.

BLANKETS: DEPLOYED.

SOUP: POSSIBLE.

MEDICINE: CHECKED.

CUDDLES: AVAILABLE.

MOM: PRESENT.

Hero Status

MISSION PRIORITY: CHILD.

The Family Calendar

Partner:

What’s happening Saturday?

Mom:

Soccer at nine, birthday party at one, groceries after that, dinner with your parents at six.

Partner:

Sunday?

Mom:

Dance at ten, project due Monday, and we need dog food.

Partner:

How do you remember all that?

Mom:

I don’t know anymore.

Calendar Status

HUMAN DATABASE: ACTIVE.

The Appointment

Partner:

When’s my dentist appointment?

Mom:

Thursday at 2:30.

Partner:

How do you know?

Mom:

Because apparently I am also your calendar.

Administrative Status

ADDITIONAL DEPENDENT: DISCOVERED.

The Permission Slip

Child:

I need you to sign this.

Mom:

When is it due?

Child:

Tomorrow.

Mom:

When did you get it?

Child:

…

Mom:

When?

Child:

Last week.

Mom Status

PATIENCE: PROCESSING.

The School Project

Child:

I have a project.

Mom:

Okay.

Child:

It’s due tomorrow.

Mom:

When was it assigned?

Child:

…

Mom:

Don’t.

Emergency Status

CRAFT SUPPLIES: ACTIVATED.

9:47 P.M.

Mom:

Why are we building a volcano right now?

Child:

Science.

Mom:

I understand science.

I’m questioning time management.

Project Status

VOLCANO: UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

MOM: QUESTIONING LIFE CHOICES.

The Poster Board

Child:

We need poster board.

Mom:

We have poster board.

Child:

Where?

Mom:

Closet.

Child:

I looked.

Mom:

Did you?

Child:

…

Search Status

SUPERMOM WILL HANDLE IT.

Homework

Child:

I don’t understand this.

Mom:

Okay, let’s look.

Five minutes later.

Mom:

Why did they change math?

Child:

What?

Mom:

Nothing.

Academic Status

MOM: RELEARNING FOURTH GRADE.

Modern Math

Mom:

We used to just carry the one.

Child:

What’s that?

Mom:

Exactly.

Educational Status

GENERATIONAL CONFUSION: ACTIVE.

The Bedtime

Mom:

Bedtime.

Child:

I’m not tired.

Mom:

Bedtime.

Child:

Can I have water?

Mom:

You have water.

Child:

Can I have different water?

Mom:

What is different water?

Negotiation Status

STALL TACTIC: DETECTED.

Bedtime Attempt Two

Child:

I need a hug.

Mom:

Okay.

Child:

And another hug.

Mom:

Okay.

Child:

And I forgot to tell you something.

Mom:

What?

Child:

It’s a really long story.

Mom:

Of course it is.

Bedtime Status

ESTIMATED COMPLETION: UNKNOWN.

The Bedtime Story

Child:

One more.

Mom:

We already read three.

Child:

One tiny one.

Mom:

Fine.

Child brings enormous book.

Mom:

This is 200 pages.

Child:

Tiny words.

Negotiation Status

MOM: OUTMANEUVERED.

After Bedtime

Mom sits down.

Mom:

Finally.

Bedroom door opens.

Child:

Mom?

Mom:

HOW?

Relaxation Status

CANCELED.

The Mom Who Finally Sits Down

Mom:

Nobody needs anything?

Family:

No.

Mom:

Everybody has snacks?

Yes.

Mom:

Drinks?

Yes.

Mom:

Bathroom?

Yes.

Mom sits.

Three seconds.

Family:

MOM!

Scientific Status

MOM SITTING DOWN TRIGGERS HOUSEHOLD EMERGENCIES.

Laundry

Laundry Basket:

Hello.

Mom:

I just emptied you.

Laundry Basket:

And yet.

Mom:

How?

Laundry Basket:

Children.

Laundry Status

RESPAWN RATE: IMPOSSIBLE.

The Missing Sock

Mom:

Where’s the other sock?

Dryer:

…

Mom:

I know you have it.

Dryer:

…

Mom:

Give it back.

Investigation Status

SOCK: MISSING.

DRYER: PRIMARY SUSPECT.

The Folded Laundry

Mom:

Please put your clothes away.

Child:

Okay.

Three hours later.

Mom:

Why are the clothes still here?

Child:

I forgot.

Mom:

You walked past them six times.

Child:

I forgot six times.

Laundry Status

PATIENCE: DECLINING.

The Dishwasher

Mom:

Who put this in here?

Family:

…

Mom:

This bowl is upside down.

Family:

…

Mom:

How exactly did you think water would get inside it?

Engineering Status

DESIGN FLAW: HUMAN.

The Empty Container

Mom:

Who put an empty box back in the pantry?

Silence.

Mom:

WHO?

Household Crime Status

SEVERITY: HIGH.

The Toilet Paper Roll

Mom:

Interesting.

Family:

What?

Mom:

The toilet paper roll has apparently reached the end of its natural life.

Family:

Okay?

Mom:

And nobody thought to replace it.

Family:

…

Mom:

Fascinating.

Anthropology Status

HOUSEHOLD BEHAVIOR: UNDER STUDY.

The Trash Can

Child:

Trash is full.

Mom:

Then take it out.

Child:

I was just telling you.

Mom:

Why?

Child:

So you’d know.

Mom:

Now you know too.

Responsibility Status

TRANSFERRED BACK TO ORIGINAL REPORTER.

The Refrigerator Door

Mom:

Close the refrigerator.

Child:

I’m looking.

Mom:

For what?

Child:

I don’t know.

Mom:

Then close it while you figure that out.

Utility Status

COLD AIR: PRESERVED.

The Grocery List

Mom:

We need milk.

Partner:

Got it.

Mom:

Bread.

Partner:

Got it.

Mom:

Eggs.

Partner:

Got it.

Mom:

Do you want me to text the list?

Partner:

No, I remember.

One Hour Later

Partner returns.

Mom:

Milk?

Partner:

Yep.

Mom:

Bread?

Partner:

…

Mom:

Eggs?

Partner:

…

Mom:

What did you buy?

Partner:

Chips.

Mission Status

OBJECTIVES: MOSTLY FAILED.

Supermom’s Purse

Child:

Do you have a tissue?

Mom:

Yes.

Partner:

Pain reliever?

Mom:

Yes.

Child:

Bandage?

Mom:

Yes.

Partner:

Pen?

Mom:

Yes.

Child:

Snack?

Mom:

Yes.

Partner:

Phone charger?

Mom:

Actually, yes.

Everyone:

How?

Equipment Status

PURSE: POSSIBLY ANOTHER DIMENSION.

The Mystery Object

Mom reaches into bag.

Mom:

Why is there a toy dinosaur in here?

Child:

Oh, I’ve been looking for that!

Mom:

Of course you have.

Inventory Status

EXPLANATION: FOUND.

School Drop-Off

Mom:

Backpack?

Child:

Yep.

Mom:

Lunch?

Yep.

Mom:

Water bottle?

Yep.

Mom:

Homework?

Yep.

Mom:

Shoes?

Child looks down.

Child:

Yep.

Mom:

Good start.

Mission Status

DEPARTURE: AUTHORIZED.

Two Minutes Later

Child:

Mom?

Mom:

What?

Child:

I forgot my project.

Mom:

Of course you did.

Route Status

RETURNING HOME.

Carpool

Child One:

I’m hungry.

Child Two:

She’s touching me.

Child Three:

Can we listen to my song?

Child One:

I need the bathroom.

Child Two:

She touched me again.

GPS:

Turn left.

Phone:

Incoming call.

Mom:

EVERYBODY.

Silence.

Mom:

Thank you.

Supermom Status

PROCESSING POWER: EXTRAORDINARY.

The Minivan

Child:

Is this your superhero car?

Mom:

Sure.

Child:

What’s its superpower?

Mom:

It transports six people and seventeen water bottles.

Child:

Cool.

Vehicle Status

SUPERHERO MOBILE: CONFIRMED.

The Cup Holders

Mom:

Why is every cup holder full?

Children:

…

Mom:

Why are there rocks in this one?

Child:

Those are special.

Mom:

Naturally.

Vehicle Status

MOBILE MUSEUM: ACTIVE.

The Drive-Thru

Mom:

What do you want?

Child:

Chicken.

Mom:

Which meal?

Child:

The one I always get.

Mom:

Which one?

Child:

You know.

Mom:

I need words.

Ordering Status

TELEPATHY: NOT ACTUALLY AVAILABLE.

The Restaurant

Server:

Can I get you anything?

Mom:

Yes.

Server:

What would you like?

Mom:

For everybody to eat the food they ordered.

Server:

I meant from the menu.

Mom:

Right.

Dining Status

EXPECTATIONS: AMBITIOUS.

The Picky Eater

Child:

I don’t like this.

Mom:

You specifically requested it.

Child:

I changed my mind.

Mom:

Between ordering it and receiving it?

Child:

Yes.

Culinary Status

CUSTOMER: UNPREDICTABLE.

Mom’s Dinner

Family:

What’s for dinner?

Mom:

Food.

Family:

What kind?

Mom:

The kind somebody else could cook if they’d like to complain.

Family:

Food sounds great.

Dinner Status

COMPLAINTS: WITHDRAWN.

The Coffee

Child:

Why do you drink coffee?

Mom:

Parenting.

Child:

What does that mean?

Mom:

You’ll understand someday.

Caffeine Status

EXPLANATION: DEFERRED.

The Cold Coffee

Mom pours coffee.

Child:

MOM!

Mom leaves.

Twenty minutes later.

Mom returns.

Coffee:

Welcome back.

Mom:

You’re cold.

Coffee:

I did my best.

Mom Coffee Status

REHEAT NUMBER ONE: INITIATED.

Reheat Number Three

Microwave:

Beep.

Mom:

Coming!

Child:

MOM!

Mom:

…

Coffee:

See you in twenty minutes.

Caffeine Status

TEMPERATURE: THEORETICAL.

The Shower

Mom:

I’m taking a shower.

Family:

Okay.

Mom:

Does anyone need anything before I go?

Family:

No.

Mom:

Are you sure?

Yes.

Mom enters bathroom.

Ten seconds later.

Knock knock.

Mom:

UNBELIEVABLE.

Privacy Status

NOT AVAILABLE WITH CURRENT SUBSCRIPTION.

The Bathroom Door

Child:

Mom?

Mom:

What?

Child:

What are you doing?

Mom:

Guess.

Child:

Can I come in?

Mom:

WHY?

Personal Space Status

LEGENDARY CONCEPT.

The Phone Call

Mom:

Hello?

Adult Child:

Mom?

Mom:

What’s wrong?

Adult Child:

Nothing.

Mom:

Your voice says something.

Adult Child:

How do you do that?

Mom:

Mom.

Superpower Status

LONG-DISTANCE EMOTIONAL DETECTION: ACTIVE.

The Adult Child

Adult Child:

Mom, how long do I cook this?

Mom:

What are you making?

Adult Child:

Chicken.

Mom:

What kind?

Adult Child:

Chicken chicken.

Mom:

Send me a picture.

Remote Support Status

SUPERMOM HELPDESK: OPEN 24/7.

The Recipe

Adult Child:

Mom, how do you make your casserole?

Mom:

I don’t know.

Adult Child:

What do you mean?

Mom:

I just make it.

Adult Child:

Measurements?

Mom:

Until it looks right.

Adult Child:

How much is that?

Mom:

You’ll know.

Adult Child:

I absolutely will not.

Family Recipe Status

DOCUMENTATION: TERRIBLE.

The Family Group Chat

Mom:

Dinner Sunday?

Child One:

Yes.

Child Two:

Maybe.

Child Three:

What time?

Mom:

Six.

Child Two:

What’s for dinner?

Mom:

You haven’t even confirmed you’re coming.

Child Two:

Depends what’s for dinner.

Family Status

NEGOTIATIONS: ONGOING.

The Mom Text

Mom:

Let me know when you get there.

Adult Child:

Okay.

Thirty minutes later.

Mom:

?

Adult Child:

I’m here.

Mom:

And you couldn’t text?

Adult Child:

Forgot.

Mom:

Of course.

Mom Status

WORRY: DEFAULT SETTING.

The Weather

Mom:

Bring a jacket.

Child:

I don’t need one.

Mom:

Bring it.

Child:

It’s warm.

Mom:

Bring it.

Two Hours Later

Child:

I’m cold.

Mom:

…

Child:

Don’t.

Mom:

I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING.

Superpower Status

MOM WAS RIGHT: AGAIN.

The Umbrella

Mom:

Take an umbrella.

Child:

It’s not raining.

Mom:

It’s going to.

Child:

No it’s not.

Later

Child:

Can you pick me up?

Mom:

Why?

Child:

It’s raining.

Mom:

Interesting.

Forecast Status

SUPERMOM: 1.

WEATHER DENIAL: 0.

The Jacket

Child:

I can’t find my jacket.

Mom:

Closet.

Child:

Not there.

Mom:

Back of the chair.

Child:

No.

Mom:

Car.

Child:

Oh.

Location Status

MOM GPS: ACTIVE.

The Mom Voice

Mom:

Hey, guys.

Children continue chaos.

Mom:

Guys.

Chaos continues.

Mom:

HEY.

Nothing.

Mom uses full government name.

Silence.

Emergency Status

DEFCON MOM.

The Full Name

Child:

Uh-oh.

Friend:

What?

Child:

She used my middle name.

Friend:

Is that bad?

Child:

Run.

Warning Status

SEVERITY: MAXIMUM.

The Mother’s Day Gift

Child:

Mom!

Mom:

What?

Child:

Happy Mother’s Day!

Mom:

Aww.

Child hands shirt.

Mom:

Supermom?

Child:

Because you’re our superhero.

Mom:

Oh no.

Child:

What?

Mom:

Nothing.

There’s something in my eye.

Emotional Status

SUPERMOM ARMOR: COMPROMISED.

Mother’s Day Breakfast

Children:

Surprise!

Mom:

What did you do?

Children:

Breakfast!

Mom looks toward kitchen.

Children:

Don’t look in there yet.

Mom:

Why?

Children:

Happy Mother’s Day!

Kitchen Status

ASSESSMENT: POSTPONED.

Breakfast in Bed

Child:

We made toast!

Mom:

Beautiful.

Child:

And eggs!

Mom:

Wonderful.

Child:

And coffee!

Mom:

I raised you correctly.

Mother’s Day Status

VICTORY: ACHIEVED.

The Birthday

Family:

Happy birthday!

Mom:

Thank you!

Family hands shirt.

Mom:

Supermom?

Family:

Yep.

Mom:

Is this because I’m amazing?

Family:

Yes.

Mom:

Or because you need something?

Family:

…

Mom:

I knew it.

Detective Status

MOTIVE: UNCOVERED.

The New Mom

Baby:

WAAAAAA!

New Mom:

Okay.

Baby:

WAAAAAA!

Mom:

Food?

Baby:

WAAAAAA!

Mom:

Diaper?

Baby:

WAAAAAA!

Mom:

Sleep?

Baby:

WAAAAAA!

Mom:

Honestly, same.

New Mom Status

MANUAL: MISSING.

3:12 A.M.

Mom:

Why are you awake?

Baby:

…

Mom:

Good talk.

Sleep Status

EVERYONE: CONFUSED.

First Mother’s Day

Partner:

This is for you.

Mom:

Supermom.

Partner:

Yep.

Mom:

I don’t feel very super.

Partner:

You haven’t slept properly in six months and you’re still keeping a tiny human alive.

Mom:

Fair.

Hero Status

ACHIEVEMENT: SIGNIFICANT.

The Toddler Mom

Toddler:

NO!

Mom:

Okay.

Toddler:

YES!

Mom:

Okay.

Toddler:

NO!

Mom:

Okay.

Toddler:

WHY ARE YOU SAYING OKAY?!

Mom:

I genuinely don’t know what response you’re looking for.

Negotiation Status

LOGIC: UNAVAILABLE.

The Teen Mom

Mom:

How was school?

Teen:

Fine.

Mom:

Anything happen?

Teen:

No.

Mom:

How are your friends?

Teen:

Fine.

Mom:

Homework?

Teen:

Done.

Mom:

You okay?

Teen:

Yeah.

Mom:

Okay.

Ten Minutes Later

Teen:

Mom?

Mom:

Yeah?

Teen:

So something happened today.

Mom:

I knew it.

Superpower Status

PATIENCE: EFFECTIVE.

The Empty Nest Mom

Adult Child:

You miss us?

Mom:

Of course.

Adult Child:

Is the house quieter?

Mom:

Very.

Adult Child:

Do you like that?

Mom:

Also yes.

Mom Status

TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE.

The Visit Home

Adult Child:

Mom!

Mom:

Hi!

Adult Child:

What’s for dinner?

Mom:

You’ve been here twelve seconds.

Adult Child:

I missed your cooking.

Mom:

Better.

Family Status

CHILD: STILL CHILD.

The Supermom Shirt

Stranger:

Supermom?

Mom:

That’s what they tell me.

Child:

SHE IS!

Mom:

Okay.

Child:

SHE KNOWS WHERE EVERYTHING IS!

Mom:

Apparently that’s my main power.

Public Status

SUPERHERO IDENTITY: EXPOSED.

The Grocery Store

Cashier:

Love the shirt.

Mom:

Thanks.

Cashier:

Supermom.

Mom:

Today we’re aiming for Adequate Mom.

Cashier:

Still counts.

Hero Status

EXPECTATIONS: REALISTIC.

The Coffee Shop

Barista:

Supermom?

Mom:

After coffee.

Barista:

Fair.

Power Status

ACTIVATION: PENDING.

The School Event

Teacher:

Love your shirt.

Mom:

Thanks.

Teacher:

Very appropriate.

Mom:

What happened?

Teacher:

Nothing.

Mom:

That pause says otherwise.

Mom Detective Status

ACTIVATED IMMEDIATELY.

The Office

Coworker:

Supermom?

Mom:

Yep.

Coworker:

How do you balance everything?

Mom:

I don’t.

Coworker:

Really?

Mom:

I just keep moving quickly enough that nobody notices.

Multitasking Status

SECRET: REVEALED.

The Compliment

Person:

I don’t know how you do it all.

Mom:

I don’t do it all.

Person:

It looks like you do.

Mom:

That’s because you haven’t seen the laundry room.

Reality Status

PERFECTION: NOT REQUIRED.

Supermom’s Real Power

It isn’t perfect organization.

It isn’t flawless patience.

It isn’t always knowing what to do.

It isn’t having a spotless house.

It isn’t making perfect dinners.

It isn’t never getting tired.

It isn’t never getting frustrated.

And it definitely isn’t doing everything without help.

Her real power?

Showing up.

Again.

And again.

And again.

Listening.

Teaching.

Helping.

Encouraging.

Comforting.

Protecting.

Laughing.

Trying.

Apologizing when necessary.

Celebrating little victories.

Being there during the hard moments.

And loving her people through all of it.

That’s the heroic part.

Supermom Unisex T-Shirt

Perfect for:

Moms.

New moms.

First-time moms.

Expecting moms.

Boy moms.

Girl moms.

Moms of daughters.

Moms of sons.

Moms of both.

Stepmoms.

Bonus moms.

Foster moms.

Adoptive moms.

Grandmas with serious mom energy.

Wives.

Partners.

Working moms.

Stay-at-home moms.

Work-from-home moms.

Sports moms.

Dance moms.

Carpool moms.

School-volunteer moms.

Coffee moms.

Tea moms.

Book moms.

Craft moms.

Gardening moms.

Travel moms.

Dog moms who are also human moms.

Cat moms who are also human moms.

Moms who carry snacks.

Moms who always have tissues.

Moms who somehow have a bandage.

Moms who know everyone’s schedule.

Moms who remember appointments.

Moms who sign permission slips.

Moms who build last-minute school projects.

Moms who help with homework.

Moms who don’t understand why math changed.

Moms who negotiate bedtime.

Moms who read “one more story.”

Moms who wash endless laundry.

Moms who hunt missing socks.

Moms who reheat the same coffee three times.

Moms who can hear suspicious silence.

Moms who know suspicious silence is considerably more dangerous than noise.

Moms who find everything.

Moms who say:

“Did you actually look?”

Moms who already know the answer is no.

Moms who know when somebody isn’t telling the whole story.

Moms who can communicate an entire paragraph with one look.

Moms who keep random objects in their purse.

Moms who always bring the jacket.

Moms who always recommend the umbrella.

Moms who are usually right about both.

Moms who hear:

“MOM!”

approximately seventeen thousand times per day.

Moms who are tired.

Moms who are trying.

Moms who aren’t perfect.

Moms who never needed to be perfect.

Moms who show up.

Moms who listen.

Moms who teach.

Moms who protect.

Moms who support.

Moms who encourage.

Moms who make their kids laugh.

Moms whose kids occasionally roll their eyes.

Moms whose kids secretly know she’s pretty amazing.

People looking for a Mother’s Day shirt.

People looking for a Mother’s Day gift from daughter.

People looking for a Mother’s Day gift from son.

People looking for a mom birthday gift.

People looking for a new mom gift.

People looking for a first Mother’s Day gift.

People looking for a funny mom shirt.

People looking for a superhero mom shirt.

People looking for a Christmas gift for Mom.

People looking for a wife Mother’s Day gift.

People looking for a mom-life tee.

And anyone who wants to remind an amazing mother:

YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING TO BE SUPER.

Because being Supermom isn’t about perfection.

It’s not about having all the answers.

It’s not about keeping everything spotless.

It’s not about never getting overwhelmed.

It’s not about magically balancing every responsibility without dropping anything.

It’s about love.

Presence.

Effort.

Patience.

Resilience.

Showing up when you’re tired.

Helping when somebody needs you.

Listening when somebody needs to talk.

Offering the hug.

Packing the snack.

Finding the missing shoe.

Taking the phone call.

Sitting beside the bed.

Cheering from the sidelines.

Giving advice.

Letting them make mistakes.

Being there when they come home.

And occasionally discovering that everyone in the house apparently believes you possess the supernatural ability to locate any object on Earth.

Which…

to be fair…

you kind of do.

SUPERMOM.

HERO OF THE HOUSEHOLD.

FINDER OF EVERYTHING.

KEEPER OF THE CALENDAR.

QUEEN OF THE SNACKS.

FIXER OF BOO-BOOS.

DETECTOR OF SUSPICIOUS SILENCE.

NO CAPE REQUIRED.

Supermom Final Hero Status Report

IDENTITY: MOM.

SECRET IDENTITY: ALSO MOM.

SUPERHERO STATUS: CONFIRMED BY CHILDREN.

CAPE: OPTIONAL.

MOM JEANS: ACCEPTABLE.

COMFORTABLE T-SHIRT: HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

SUPER HEARING: ACTIVE.

WHISPERING THREE ROOMS AWAY: DETECTED.

SUSPICIOUS SILENCE: DEFINITELY DETECTED.

SUPER VISION: ACTIVE.

MISSING SHOE: FOUND.

MISSING BACKPACK: FOUND.

MISSING PHONE: FOUND.

THING THAT WAS “DEFINITELY NOT THERE”: FOUND.

FAMILY CLAIM THAT IT MAGICALLY APPEARED: REJECTED.

SNACK INVENTORY: MONITORED.

EMERGENCY SNACK: AVAILABLE.

TISSUE: AVAILABLE.

BANDAGE: AVAILABLE.

RANDOM TOY IN PURSE: INEXPLICABLY AVAILABLE.

BOO-BOO RESPONSE: READY.

MOM KISS: DEPLOYED.

PATIENT: MIRACULOUSLY BETTER.

FAMILY CALENDAR: ACTIVE.

DENTIST APPOINTMENT: REMEMBERED.

SOCCER PRACTICE: REMEMBERED.

SCHOOL EVENT: REMEMBERED.

PERMISSION SLIP: SIGNED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND.

SCHOOL PROJECT: SOMEHOW COMPLETED.

POSTER BOARD: LOCATED.

HOMEWORK: ATTEMPTED.

MODERN MATH: QUESTIONED.

BEDTIME: ANNOUNCED.

BEDTIME STALL TACTICS: DETECTED.

WATER REQUEST: RECEIVED.

SECOND HUG REQUEST: RECEIVED.

ONE MORE STORY: APPARENTLY THREE MORE STORIES.

ACTUAL BEDTIME: EVENTUALLY.

LAUNDRY: DONE.

MORE LAUNDRY: SOMEHOW ALREADY EXISTS.

MISSING SOCK: STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION.

DISHWASHER: LOADED.

BOWL PLACEMENT: QUESTIONABLE.

EMPTY PANTRY BOX: DISCOVERED.

CULPRIT: UNKNOWN.

MOM KNOWS WHO DID IT: PROBABLY.

CARPOOL: ACTIVE.

WATER BOTTLES: EVERYWHERE.

CAR CUP HOLDERS: FULL OF MYSTERIOUS OBJECTS.

COFFEE: REHEATED.

COFFEE: FORGOTTEN.

COFFEE: REHEATED AGAIN.

COFFEE TEMPERATURE: CONSTANT STRUGGLE.

SHOWER PRIVACY: UNAVAILABLE.

BATHROOM DOOR KNOCK: INEVITABLE.

MOM SITS DOWN: HOUSEHOLD IMMEDIATELY NEEDS SOMETHING.

THE LOOK: OPERATIONAL.

FULL NAME: RESERVED FOR SERIOUS SITUATIONS.

HUMAN LIE DETECTOR: ACTIVE.

WEATHER ADVICE: IGNORED.

JACKET: EVENTUALLY NEEDED.

MOM: RIGHT AGAIN.

MOTHER’S DAY STATUS: GIFT-READY.

BIRTHDAY STATUS: GIFT-READY.

NEW MOM STATUS: GIFT-READY.

FIRST MOTHER’S DAY STATUS: GIFT-READY.

PERFECTION: NOT REQUIRED.

LOVE: MAXIMUM.

EFFORT: MAXIMUM.

RESILIENCE: MAXIMUM.

HUGS: AVAILABLE.

ADVICE: AVAILABLE.

SUPPORT: AVAILABLE.

FAMILY: LOVED.

SUPERMOM STATUS: CONFIRMED.

CURRENT STATUS: SAVING THE DAY WITHOUT THE CAPE.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

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Width, in	17.99	20.00	21.97	23.98	25.98	27.99	30.04	31.97
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.24	7.76	8.23	8.74	9.25	9.76	10.24	10.75