Elect Baggins for The Shire – Unisex Hoodie – Second Breakfast for All
The Shire needs leadership.
The Shire needs courage.
But most importantly…
THE SHIRE NEEDS SECOND BREAKFAST.
Show your support with this cozy Elect Baggins for The Shire Unisex Hoodie, featuring a playful campaign-style design declaring:
ELECT BAGGINS FOR THE SHIRE
Inspired by The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and J.R.R. Tolkien’s beloved hobbits, this hoodie combines Middle-earth fandom with classic campaign humor.
Perfect for anyone who believes a proper government should protect Hobbiton, preserve the Green Dragon, discourage unnecessary adventures, and guarantee that nobody goes from breakfast all the way to luncheon without something in between.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Inspired by The Lord of the Rings & The Hobbit – A funny campaign-style tribute to Tolkien’s legendary Middle-earth.
- Baggins for the Shire – Perfect for fans of Bilbo, Frodo, Hobbiton, Bag End, and the wonderfully comfortable hobbit lifestyle.
- Second Breakfast Approved – Ideal for breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
- Cozy for Unexpected Journeys – The relaxed unisex fit, adjustable drawstring hood, roomy front pocket, and ribbed cuffs make it comfortable for adventures or staying safely at home.
- Perfect for Fantasy Fans – Great for movie marathons, reading Tolkien, tabletop gaming, fantasy conventions, Renaissance fairs, or trips to the Green Dragon.
- Fun Conversation Starter – Fellow LOTR fans will immediately understand the issues this campaign considers truly important.
- Great Tolkien Gift – Perfect for Lord of the Rings fans, Hobbit lovers, fantasy readers, movie buffs, gamers, and anyone who would happily trade modern life for a cozy hobbit hole.
Official Baggins campaign promises:
Protect the Shire.
Preserve Hobbiton.
Keep dragons at a reasonable distance.
Maintain adequate pipe-weed reserves.
Reduce unnecessary wizard-related interruptions.
And establish…
SECOND BREAKFAST FOR ALL.
Reporter:
“What about elevenses?”
Baggins:
“Absolutely.”
“Luncheon?”
“Yes.”
“Afternoon tea?”
“Of course.”
“Dinner?”
“Obviously.”
“Supper?”
Baggins:
“Now you’re beginning to understand our platform.”
Finally.
A campaign focused on the issues that matter.
Pull up the hood.
Put your hands in the pockets.
Stay home whenever possible.
And cast your completely fictional Middle-earth vote for…
BAGGINS FOR THE SHIRE.
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A unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. The material is a thick blend of cotton and polyester. This makes for a plush, soft feel alongside warmth. It’s also a great surface for printing. There are no side seams. A spacious kangaroo pocket hangs in front. The hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |










































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