Rosé, Please – Unisex T-Shirt – Chic Wine Lover

WEEKEND: DETECTED.

BRUNCH: CONFIRMED.

GLASS: READY.

ROSE: PRESENT.

PINK: PERFECT.

VIBE: ELEGANT.

REQUEST: SIMPLE.

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Some requests require explanation.

Some require negotiation.

Some require an entire group chat, three calendar changes, and seventeen messages asking:

“So what time are we actually meeting?”

This isn’t one of those requests.

The Rosé, Please Unisex T-Shirt keeps things beautifully simple with a glowing wine glass holding a delicate rose and the effortlessly charming phrase:

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

That’s it.

Polite.

Direct.

Sophisticated.

And significantly easier than explaining your entire weekend philosophy.

Perfect for rosé enthusiasts, wine lovers, brunch regulars, girls’ nights, relaxed weekends, winery outings, casual get-togethers, and anyone who appreciates a graphic that’s equal parts chic and playful.

Because sometimes elegance doesn’t need a speech.

Sometimes it just needs a rose…

a glass…

and one very polite request.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Chic “Rosé, Please” Design – A playful phrase paired with an elegant wine glass and delicate rose graphic.
• Beautiful Rose-in-a-Glass Artwork – Romantic floral imagery meets modern wine-lover style.
• Perfect for Rosé Fans – Made for anyone whose favorite shade of wine happens to coordinate beautifully with brunch.
• Easygoing Unisex Style – Great for brunch dates, winery outings, girls’ nights, relaxed weekends, casual gatherings, and everyday wear.
• Elegant with a Wink – Sophisticated enough to look stylish while still letting everyone know you don’t take yourself too seriously.
• Instant Brunch Energy – Eggs? Toast? Coffee? Rosé? This shirt understands that brunch contains multitudes.
• Fun Gift for Wine Lovers – Great for birthdays, bridal weekends, best friends, wine enthusiasts, brunch lovers, hosts, and anyone who appreciates a little pink in their wardrobe.

The Shirt

Friend:

Rosé?

You:

Please.

Friend:

That was quick.

You:

My shirt prepared me for this moment.

Friend:

You didn’t even ask what else they have.

You:

Didn’t need to.

The Three-Stage Reaction

STAGE ONE:

“Pretty rose.”

STAGE TWO:

“Oh, it’s inside a wine glass.”

STAGE THREE:

“Rosé, Please.”

You:

Exactly.

The Request

Server:

What can I get you?

You:

Points at shirt.

Server:

Rosé?

You:

Please.

Server:

That was efficient.

You:

Wearable communication.

Friend:

You’ve eliminated ordering entirely.

You:

Innovation.

The Polite Part

Friend:

At least you said please.

You:

Manners matter.

Friend:

Even on a T-shirt?

You:

Especially on a T-shirt.

Friend:

Very classy.

You:

Thank you.

The Rose

Friend:

Is that a rose in the glass?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

With rosé?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Rose.

Rosé.

You:

Now you’re getting it.

Friend:

That’s clever.

You:

And pretty.

Friend:

And pink.

You:

The holy trinity.

Rose Meets Rosé

Rose:

Hello.

Rosé:

Hello.

Rose:

People confuse our names.

Rosé:

Constantly.

Rose:

Want to work together?

Rosé:

Absolutely.

Shirt Designer:

Perfect.

The Accent Mark

Friend:

Why does rosé have that little mark?

You:

Accent.

Friend:

Fancy.

You:

French.

Friend:

Fancier.

You:

Please don’t make me give a language lesson before brunch.

Friend:

Fair.

Brunch

Friend:

What time?

You:

Eleven?

Friend:

That’s breakfast.

You:

No.

Friend:

Noon?

You:

Brunch.

Friend:

One?

You:

Still brunch.

Friend:

Three?

You:

Aggressive brunch.

Friend:

Is there a cutoff?

You:

Not emotionally.

The Brunch Group Chat

Friend One:

11:30?

Friend Two:

Can’t.

Friend Three:

Noon?

Friend Four:

Maybe 12:30.

Friend One:

What restaurant?

Friend Three:

I thought you booked it.

Friend One:

I thought YOU booked it.

You:

…

You:

How does this happen every time?

Friend Two:

Brunch tradition.

The Reservation

Friend:

Did anyone make a reservation?

Everyone:

…

You:

Wonderful.

Friend:

Should we just walk in?

You:

There are eight of us.

Friend:

Optimism?

You:

Rosé, please.

Brunch Logistics

GROUP CHAT: ACTIVE.

PEOPLE INVITED: 8.

PEOPLE WHO ANSWERED: 5.

PEOPLE WHO SAID “MAYBE”: 3.

RESERVATION: SOMEHOW ZERO.

ACTUAL ARRIVAL TIME: UNKNOWN.

HUNGER: INCREASING.

PATIENCE: DECLINING.

SHIRT: APPROPRIATE.

The Brunch Menu

Friend:

Sweet or savory?

You:

Savory.

Friend:

Really?

You:

And something sweet for the table.

Friend:

There it is.

You:

Balance.

Friend:

That’s not balance.

You:

Brunch balance.

Eggs

Server:

How would you like your eggs?

You:

Over medium.

Friend:

You answered that immediately.

You:

I’ve trained for this.

Friend:

But choosing a restaurant took you forty minutes.

You:

Different skill set.

Avocado Toast

Friend:

Avocado toast?

You:

Classic.

Friend:

Worth it?

You:

Depends.

Friend:

On what?

You:

How photogenic the plate is.

Friend:

You’re joking.

You:

Mostly.

The Pancakes

Friend:

Those pancakes look good.

You:

Don’t.

Friend:

What?

You:

I already ordered.

Friend:

We could share.

You:

…

Friend:

You’re considering it.

You:

Obviously.

The Table Pancakes

Server:

Anything else?

You:

Pancakes for the table.

Friend:

Who authorized that?

You:

The table.

Friend:

Nobody voted.

You:

I sensed consensus.

Everyone:

Actually, yes.

You:

See?

Leadership.

The French Toast

Friend:

I should’ve ordered French toast.

You:

Want a bite?

Friend:

Yes.

You:

Trade for potatoes.

Friend:

Done.

Brunch Economics:

THRIVING.

The Breakfast Potatoes

Friend:

Why are the potatoes always the best part?

You:

Because they know their role.

Friend:

Which is?

You:

Make everyone happy.

Friend:

That’s beautiful.

You:

Thank you.

The Coffee

Server:

Coffee?

You:

Absolutely.

Friend:

And your shirt says rosé.

You:

Brunch can support multiple beverages.

Friend:

A diversified portfolio.

You:

Exactly.

Coffee First

Friend:

You’re drinking coffee first?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Then?

You:

We’ll see.

Friend:

Responsible.

You:

I enjoy being awake for brunch.

The Water

Server:

Water?

You:

Yes, please.

Friend:

Look at you.

You:

Hydration.

Friend:

Very sophisticated.

You:

My shirt has a rose on it.

I have standards.

The Brunch Photo

Friend:

Nobody touch anything.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Photo.

You:

I’m hungry.

Friend:

Ten seconds.

You:

You said that last time.

Friend:

The lighting wasn’t right.

You:

My potatoes are getting cold.

The Photo

Friend:

Move your glass slightly left.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Composition.

You:

I’m trying to eat.

Friend:

Perfect.

Now don’t move.

You:

I regret having photogenic friends.

The Shirt Photo

Friend:

Wait.

Hold your glass near the shirt.

You:

Why?

Friend:

Rose.

Rosé.

You:

Okay, that’s actually kind of cute.

Friend:

Exactly.

You:

Proceed.

Brunch Outfit

Friend:

Cute shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Friend:

Very brunch.

You:

That was the objective.

Friend:

Did you plan your outfit around brunch?

You:

Of course not.

Friend:

You absolutely did.

You:

Prove it.

The Winery

Friend:

Ready?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

You’re wearing THAT?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

A Rosé, Please shirt to a winery.

You:

It’s called thematic dressing.

Friend:

It’s called commitment.

You:

Also correct.

Winery Arrival

Host:

Welcome!

You:

Thank you.

Host:

Love the shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Friend:

They’ve been waiting for someone to compliment it.

You:

I have not.

Friend:

You checked it in the mirror four times.

You:

Quality control.

The Tasting Room

Friend:

This place is beautiful.

You:

Very.

Friend:

Look at that view.

You:

Amazing.

Friend:

You going to take a picture?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

Of the view?

You:

And the shirt.

Friend:

Naturally.

Wine Knowledge

Friend:

Can you identify everything in a tasting?

You:

Absolutely not.

Friend:

Really?

You:

I know what I like.

Friend:

Fair.

You:

And I know what I don’t.

Friend:

Also fair.

You:

That’s sufficient expertise for me.

The Expert

Expert:

Notice the delicate aroma—

You:

Nods thoughtfully.

Expert:

And the subtle—

You:

Nods more thoughtfully.

Friend:

Do you know what they’re talking about?

You:

Not remotely.

Friend:

You look convincing.

You:

Thank you.

The Tasting Notes

Friend:

What do you taste?

You:

Hmm.

Friend:

Well?

You:

Rosé.

Friend:

Anything else?

You:

Pink.

Friend:

That’s a color.

You:

I’m doing my best.

The Serious Tasting

Expert:

Floral notes.

You:

Okay.

Expert:

Hints of fruit.

You:

Okay.

Expert:

Bright finish.

You:

Okay.

Friend:

What are your notes?

You:

“Nice.”

Friend:

Elegant.

You:

I keep things concise.

The Wine Vocabulary

Friend:

Dry?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Crisp?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

Bright?

You:

Sounds right.

Friend:

Refreshing?

You:

Definitely.

Friend:

You have no idea what you’re doing.

You:

I am enjoying myself.

Friend:

That counts.

The Fancy Person

Friend:

Swirl it.

You:

Why?

Friend:

That’s what people do.

You:

Okay.

Friend:

Now smell it.

You:

Okay.

Friend:

Now taste.

You:

Okay.

Friend:

Thoughts?

You:

Still rosé.

Friend:

Excellent work.

The Swirl

You:

Swirls carefully.

Friend:

Very sophisticated.

You:

Thank you.

You:

Swirls slightly too enthusiastically.

Friend:

Easy.

You:

I got confident.

Friend:

We noticed.

The Glass

Friend:

Pretty glass.

You:

Very.

Friend:

Matches your shirt.

You:

Everything is coming together.

Friend:

Did you coordinate this entire day?

You:

No comment.

The Pink Aesthetic

Friend:

Pink flowers.

You:

Nice.

Friend:

Pink napkins.

You:

Nice.

Friend:

Pink drink.

You:

Nice.

Friend:

Rosé shirt.

You:

Perfect.

Friend:

You absolutely coordinated this.

You:

Again…

no comment.

The Picnic

Friend:

Blanket?

You:

Check.

Friend:

Snacks?

You:

Check.

Friend:

Flowers?

You:

Check.

Friend:

Cute outfit?

You:

Check.

Friend:

You planned this.

You:

I prefer “curated.”

The Cheese Board

Friend:

Cheese?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Crackers?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Fruit?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

This board looks incredible.

You:

Thank you.

Friend:

Did you make it?

You:

I arranged it.

Friend:

So no.

You:

Presentation matters.

The Charcuterie Board

Friend:

Why is there so much stuff?

You:

Variety.

Friend:

Three cheeses?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Four crackers?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Olives?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Chocolate?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

This is a meal.

You:

That’s the dream.

Cheese Pairing

Friend:

Which cheese goes with rosé?

You:

The one I like.

Friend:

That’s not very scientific.

You:

It is extremely practical.

Friend:

Fair.

The Brie

Friend:

More brie?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

We already ate half.

You:

Then the strategy is working.

Friend:

What strategy?

You:

Eating the brie.

Friend:

Excellent strategy.

The Crackers

Friend:

We’re out.

You:

Already?

Friend:

Yep.

You:

We miscalculated.

Friend:

Should’ve bought two boxes.

You:

A dark day for picnic logistics.

The Grapes

Friend:

Grapes with wine.

You:

Full circle.

Friend:

Technically.

You:

Don’t ruin the poetry.

The Girls’ Night

Friend:

Movie?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Snacks?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

Comfy clothes?

You:

Obviously.

Friend:

Rosé?

You:

Points at shirt.

Friend:

Right.

Forgot who I was talking to.

Girls’ Night Logistics

PEOPLE: ARRIVING.

SNACKS: EXCESSIVE.

MOVIE: UNDECIDED.

MOVIE OPTIONS: 47.

DECISION PROGRESS: ZERO.

CONVERSATION: ALREADY DISTRACTED.

SHIRT: ON THEME.

Picking the Movie

Friend One:

Comedy.

Friend Two:

Romance.

Friend Three:

Thriller.

You:

Anything.

Friend One:

That’s not helpful.

You:

I’ve already spent all my decision-making energy choosing snacks.

Friend Two:

Fair.

Thirty Minutes Later

Movie:

Still not selected.

Snacks:

Half gone.

Conversation:

Excellent.

Friend:

Do we even need a movie?

Everyone:

No.

Girls’ Night:

SUCCESSFUL.

The Snack Table

Friend:

Popcorn?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Chocolate?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Cheese?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Weird combination.

You:

Girls’ night doesn’t recognize culinary boundaries.

Friend:

Good point.

The Weekend

Friday:

Hello.

You:

Finally.

Saturday:

Hello.

You:

Even better.

Sunday:

Hello.

You:

Don’t remind me what comes next.

Monday:

Approaching.

You:

Nobody invited you.

Friday Afternoon

Clock:

4:59.

You:

Almost.

Clock:

5:00.

You:

Weekend.

Friend:

Plans?

You:

Relax.

Friend:

Anything else?

You:

Brunch.

Friend:

Anything else?

You:

We’ll see where the shirt takes me.

Saturday Morning

Alarm:

Off.

You:

Beautiful.

Coffee:

Ready.

You:

Excellent.

Brunch:

Later.

You:

Perfect.

Shirt:

Rosé, Please.

You:

Weekend uniform selected.

The Lazy Saturday

Friend:

What are you doing today?

You:

Nothing.

Friend:

Nothing?

You:

Strategically nothing.

Friend:

That’s different?

You:

Very.

Friend:

How?

You:

Intent.

Relaxation

Friend:

You haven’t moved in an hour.

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Comfortable?

You:

Extremely.

Friend:

Any plans?

You:

Continue.

Friend:

Ambitious.

You:

Thank you.

Sunday Brunch

Friend:

Didn’t we brunch yesterday?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

And we’re brunching again?

You:

Correct.

Friend:

Why?

You:

Weekend consistency.

Friend:

I can’t argue with that.

The Monday Problem

Monday:

Hello.

You:

No.

Monday:

Time for work.

You:

No.

Monday:

Weekend’s over.

You:

Blocked.

Monday:

That’s not how days work.

You:

I’m not accepting feedback.

The Office

Coworker:

Cute shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Coworker:

Rosé, Please?

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

It’s Monday morning.

You:

The shirt doesn’t operate on a schedule.

Coworker:

Fair.

Office Coffee

Coworker:

Coffee?

You:

Please.

Coworker:

Your shirt says rosé.

You:

It’s 9 a.m. at work.

Coworker:

Good clarification.

You:

Context matters.

The Meeting

Boss:

Let’s circle back.

You:

Takes notes.

Boss:

And leverage our—

You:

Continues taking notes.

Boss:

Before we deep dive—

You:

Looks at shirt.

Coworker:

Don’t.

You:

I didn’t say anything.

Coworker:

Your face did.

Friday Office

Coworker:

Almost weekend.

You:

Yep.

Coworker:

Brunch?

You:

Probably.

Coworker:

You’re very predictable.

You:

Consistency is a strength.

The Happy Hour Invitation

Friend:

Want to meet after work?

You:

Sure.

Friend:

I’ll text everyone.

You:

Great.

Friend:

Where?

You:

Somewhere with snacks.

Friend:

Priorities.

You:

Always.

The Restaurant

Server:

Can I start you with something?

You:

Water, please.

Friend:

Look at you being responsible.

You:

I contain multitudes.

Friend:

And later?

You:

We’ll see.

Friend:

Your shirt already answered.

You:

The shirt is aspirational.

The Menu

Friend:

What are you getting?

You:

Still looking.

Friend:

You’ve read it three times.

You:

Important decision.

Friend:

You chose your shirt faster.

You:

My shirt doesn’t come with fries.

The Fancy Restaurant

Friend:

We look nice.

You:

We do.

Friend:

Your shirt still works.

You:

Casual elegance.

Friend:

That’s what we’re calling it?

You:

Absolutely.

Date Night

Partner:

Nice shirt.

You:

Thanks.

Partner:

Rose in a wine glass.

You:

Yep.

Partner:

Very romantic.

You:

Thank you.

Partner:

Was that intentional?

You:

Maybe.

The Rose

Partner:

I got you flowers.

You:

They’re beautiful.

Partner:

Roses.

You:

Looks at shirt.

Partner:

I didn’t even realize.

You:

Everything is aligning.

Partner:

You’re taking this very seriously.

You:

It’s a good aesthetic.

Valentine’s Day

Partner:

You wearing the Rosé, Please shirt?

You:

Yep.

Partner:

Because of the rose?

You:

And the pink.

Partner:

And the wine theme?

You:

It has layers.

Partner:

I’ll give you that.

The Bridal Weekend

Friend:

Matching shirts?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Please don’t make them embarrassing.

You:

Define embarrassing.

Friend:

Anything with twelve lines of text.

You:

Fair.

Friend:

Something cute.

You:

Rosé, Please.

Friend:

Approved.

The Birthday

Friend:

What do you want for your birthday?

You:

I don’t need anything.

Friend:

That’s never helpful.

You:

Fine.

Something fun.

Friend:

Still not helpful.

You:

Points at shirt.

Friend:

Wine-themed gift?

You:

Now we’re communicating.

The Gift

Recipient:

Opens package.

Recipient:

Rosé, Please!

You:

Thought you’d like it.

Recipient:

The rose in the glass is so cute.

You:

Exactly.

Recipient:

I’m wearing this to brunch.

You:

That was the intended outcome.

Gift:

SUCCESSFUL.

The Best Friend Gift

Friend:

You got me a shirt?

You:

Yep.

Friend:

Rosé, Please.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

This is extremely me.

You:

That’s why I bought it.

Friend:

Brunch Saturday?

You:

Obviously.

The Brunch Lover Gift

Recipient:

Perfect.

You:

Knew it.

Recipient:

I have three brunches this month.

You:

Three?

Recipient:

Busy schedule.

You:

Apparently.

Recipient:

Outfit solved.

The Wine Lover Gift

Recipient:

Love this.

You:

Thought you would.

Recipient:

Rose inside the glass?

You:

Yep.

Recipient:

Nice touch.

You:

Rose meets rosé.

Recipient:

Okay, that’s adorable.

You:

Exactly.

The Host Gift

Host:

You didn’t need to bring anything.

You:

I know.

Host:

That’s sweet.

You:

Thought you’d like it.

Host:

Rosé, Please.

You:

Very you.

Host:

Extremely me.

The Pink Lover

Friend:

Pink?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Rose?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Rosé?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

This shirt really committed to a theme.

You:

That’s why it works.

The Floral Lover

Friend:

I thought that was just a rose shirt.

You:

Look closer.

Friend:

Oh!

Wine glass.

You:

Yep.

Friend:

That’s clever.

You:

A little hidden detail.

Friend:

I like it.

The Minimalist

Friend:

It’s pretty simple.

You:

Exactly.

Friend:

Glass.

Rose.

Phrase.

You:

Done.

Friend:

No giant paragraph.

You:

That’s what the product description is for.

Friend:

What?

You:

Nothing.

The Fancy Friend

Friend:

Rosé.

You:

Please.

Friend:

You make everything sound fancy.

You:

It’s the accent mark.

Friend:

That’s definitely it.

The Casual Friend

Friend:

Wine?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Rosé?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Juice?

You:

Maybe.

Friend:

Your shirt is more decisive than you are.

You:

Frequently.

The Glassware Discussion

Friend:

Stemmed or stemless?

You:

Whichever is clean.

Friend:

Practical.

You:

Extremely.

Friend:

Not very fancy.

You:

Elegance has limits.

The Cabinet

Partner:

Why do we have so many glasses?

You:

Different occasions.

Partner:

They all hold liquid.

You:

That’s an oversimplification.

Partner:

Is it?

You:

Yes.

Please stop questioning the system.

The Favorite Glass

Partner:

You always use that one.

You:

I like it.

Partner:

Then why do we need the others?

You:

Guests.

Partner:

We have twelve.

You:

Optimism.

The Rose Garden

Friend:

Look at those roses.

You:

Beautiful.

Friend:

Matches your shirt.

You:

Photo.

Friend:

I knew it.

You:

Come on.

It’s perfect.

Friend:

Fine.

Photo Session:

INITIATED.

The Photo

Friend:

Stand there.

You:

Here?

Friend:

Little left.

You:

Here?

Friend:

Perfect.

You:

Can we finish?

Friend:

One more.

You:

You said that six photos ago.

Friend:

This one’s for real.

The “One More” Photo

Friend:

One more.

You:

No.

Friend:

Please.

You:

Fine.

Friend:

One more after this.

You:

YOU LIED.

The Social Caption

Friend:

What caption?

You:

Rosé, Please.

Friend:

That’s literally your shirt.

You:

Efficient.

Friend:

Hashtag?

You:

No idea.

Friend:

You’re really making me do all the work.

You:

I provided the outfit.

The Vacation

Friend:

Beach?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Sunset?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Dinner?

You:

Yes.

Friend:

Cute shirt?

You:

Already packed.

Friend:

Let me guess.

You:

Rosé, Please.

Friend:

Obviously.

The Packing List

SUNGLASSES: CHECK.

SANDALS: CHECK.

SUNSCREEN: CHECK.

ROSÉ, PLEASE SHIRT: CHECK.

TOO MANY OTHER SHIRTS: CHECK.

THINGS YOU’LL ACTUALLY WEAR: APPROXIMATELY FOUR.

Friend:

Why did you pack twelve outfits?

You:

Options.

Friend:

For three days?

You:

Weather.

Mood.

Dinner.

Brunch.

Friend:

You planned multiple brunch outfits?

You:

Obviously.

The Weekend Trip

Friend:

We’re only gone two nights.

You:

I know.

Friend:

Why is your suitcase full?

You:

Preparation.

Friend:

For what?

You:

Unexpected fabulousness.

Friend:

That’s not a thing.

You:

Not with that attitude.

Sunset

Friend:

Pretty.

You:

Very.

Friend:

Pink sky.

You:

Very on-brand.

Friend:

Of course you’d say that.

You:

Look at the shirt.

Friend:

Okay.

Fair.

The Golden Hour

Friend:

The lighting is perfect.

You:

Photo?

Friend:

I was afraid you’d say that.

You:

You brought this upon yourself.

Friend:

How?

You:

You mentioned lighting.

The Cozy Weekend

Plans:

Minimal.

Phone:

Silent.

Comfortable Clothes:

On.

Snacks:

Ready.

Shirt:

Rosé, Please.

You:

Perfect.

Friend:

You’re not even going anywhere.

You:

I dress for myself.

Friend:

Fair.

The Book

Friend:

What are you reading?

You:

Something relaxing.

Friend:

Good?

You:

Very.

Friend:

Plans after?

You:

Another chapter.

Friend:

Wild weekend.

You:

Exactly how I like it.

Self-Care Day

Friend:

What’s the plan?

You:

Long shower.

Comfy clothes.

Good food.

No schedule.

Friend:

Sounds nice.

You:

That’s the point.

Friend:

Rosé shirt?

You:

Part of the uniform.

The Weekend Schedule

8:00: IGNORE ALARM.

9:00: COFFEE.

10:00: CONSIDER PRODUCTIVITY.

10:05: REJECT PRODUCTIVITY.

11:30: BRUNCH.

1:30: STILL AT BRUNCH.

3:00: ABSOLUTELY NO URGENT PLANS.

EVENING: TBD.

OUTFIT: ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Monday Recovery

Coworker:

Good weekend?

You:

Great.

Coworker:

Do anything?

You:

Brunch.

Coworker:

Anything else?

You:

Relaxed.

Coworker:

That’s it?

You:

That’s enough.

Coworker:

Honestly, sounds nice.

You:

Exactly.

The Person Who Gets It

Stranger:

Rosé, Please.

You:

Yep.

Stranger:

Love it.

You:

Thanks.

Stranger:

Brunch shirt?

You:

Among other things.

Stranger:

Respect.

Friendship:

TEMPORARILY ESTABLISHED.

The Person Who Reads It Aloud

Stranger:

“Rosé, Please.”

You:

Correct.

Stranger:

Cute.

You:

Thanks.

Stranger:

I like the rose.

You:

That’s my favorite part.

Stranger:

Nice design.

You:

Thank you.

The Person Who Makes the Joke

Friend:

Rosé?

You:

Please.

Friend:

I knew you’d say that.

You:

The setup was obvious.

Friend:

Still satisfying.

You:

Agreed.

Brunch Date?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Girls’ Night?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Winery Weekend?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Casual Date Night?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Birthday Weekend?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Bridal Weekend?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Picnic?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Valentine’s Day?

Rose plus rosé.

This shirt has been preparing for February.

Relaxed Saturday?

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Sunday Brunch?

At this point, you know the answer.

The Rosé, Please Unisex T-Shirt

A chic, playful gift for:

Rosé enthusiasts.

Wine lovers.

Brunch lovers.

Foodies.

Winery visitors.

Wine-tasting fans.

Best friends.

Brunch crews.

Girls’ night regulars.

Weekend travelers.

Picnic lovers.

Rose lovers.

Floral-design fans.

Pink lovers.

Minimalist graphic fans.

People who appreciate elegant humor.

People who like stylish wine graphics.

People who love a good visual pun.

People who noticed the rose/rosé connection immediately.

People who didn’t notice it immediately and then loved it once they did.

People who take brunch seriously.

People who refuse to admit they take brunch seriously.

People who have a favorite brunch restaurant.

People who order coffee first.

People who photograph brunch before eating it.

People whose potatoes get cold because somebody needed “one more picture.”

People who order pancakes for the table.

People who believe pancakes for the table require no formal vote.

People who trade bites of French toast for breakfast potatoes.

People who understand brunch economics.

People who say they’re not hungry and then eat half the shared appetizer.

People who love cheese boards.

People who call arranging cheese “making a charcuterie board.”

People who spend more time arranging the board than eating it.

People who buy three cheeses because one looked lonely.

People who run out of crackers first.

People who always underestimate cracker requirements.

People who love picnics.

People who bring a blanket, snacks, flowers, and somehow make the whole thing look effortless.

People who know it was absolutely not effortless.

People who visit wineries for the scenery.

People who visit wineries for the experience.

People who nod thoughtfully during tasting notes.

People whose personal tasting notes are mostly:

“I like this one.”

People who swirl the glass because everyone else is doing it.

People who swirl a little too confidently.

People who like modern wine graphics.

People who appreciate floral artwork.

People who love the combination of roses and rosé.

People who believe pink is always appropriate.

People who coordinate outfits with occasions.

People who call that “curating.”

People whose friends call it “planning your outfit three days early.”

People who love girls’ nights.

People who spend forty minutes choosing a movie.

People who then never watch the movie because everyone is talking.

People who consider that a successful movie night.

People who buy too many snacks.

People who have absolutely no regrets about the snacks.

People who love relaxed weekends.

People whose Saturday schedule includes strategically doing nothing.

People who consider brunch a legitimate afternoon activity.

People who believe Sunday brunch is practically mandatory.

People who hate Monday.

People who begin thinking about Friday sometime around Tuesday afternoon.

People who appreciate Valentine’s designs that aren’t overwhelmingly Valentine’s designs.

People who love roses.

People who enjoy casual date nights.

People who appreciate a little elegance without becoming overly serious.

People who know manners matter.

And anyone whose request is simple, stylish, and delightfully direct:

ROSÉ, PLEASE.

Rosé, Please Status Report

WEEKEND: ACTIVE.

ALARM: DISABLED.

COFFEE: FIRST.

BRUNCH: SCHEDULED.

BRUNCH RESERVATION: SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT.

WHO: UNCLEAR.

GROUP CHAT: CHAOTIC.

ARRIVAL TIME: FLEXIBLE.

FRIENDS: LATE.

YOU: ALSO LATE.

JUDGMENT: SUSPENDED.

OUTFIT: SELECTED.

SHIRT: ROSÉ, PLEASE.

WINE GLASS: GLOWING.

ROSE: PRESENT.

ROSÉ: THEME CONFIRMED.

PINK: APPROVED.

BRUNCH MENU: OPEN.

EGGS: CONSIDERED.

AVOCADO TOAST: CONSIDERED.

PANCAKES FOR TABLE: ORDERED WITHOUT FORMAL APPROVAL.

TABLE: APPROVES RETROACTIVELY.

BREAKFAST POTATOES: DISAPPEARING.

COFFEE: REFILLED.

WATER: ALSO PRESENT.

HYDRATION: RESPECTED.

BRUNCH PHOTO: REQUESTED.

FOOD: GETTING COLD.

PHOTO COUNT: 17.

USABLE PHOTOS: 2.

FRIEND: WANTS ONE MORE.

YOU: REFUSING.

FRIEND: TAKING IT ANYWAY.

WINERY TRIP: PLANNED.

OUTFIT FOR WINERY: SUSPICIOUSLY ON THEME.

CHEESE BOARD: READY.

CHEESE VARIETIES: THREE.

CRACKER SUPPLY: INSUFFICIENT.

GRAPES: PRESENT.

PICNIC AESTHETIC: EXCELLENT.

GIRLS’ NIGHT: READY.

MOVIE: NOT SELECTED.

SNACKS: ALREADY HALF GONE.

MOVIE: PROBABLY NEVER GETTING SELECTED.

CONVERSATION: BETTER ANYWAY.

ROSE: BEAUTIFUL.

ROSÉ WORDPLAY: SUCCESSFUL.

ELEGANCE: PRESENT.

PLAYFULNESS: ALSO PRESENT.

MONDAY: APPROACHING.

MONDAY: UNINVITED.

WEEKEND ENERGY: BEING PROTECTED.

CURRENT STATUS: SIP HAPPENS, STAY CLASSY.

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This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Runs true to size

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

 

Weight	N/A